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Give nudity a chance...Mike

Some people are strange, some say silly (and obviously wrong) things and some are left pondering the major questions in life (like we know John Kerry married for money but what did his wife marry for?).

While I'm pondering where my Mike Weeks caps are (500 visits a day and not one of you could cap Mike...ahhh Mike ahhh) and why someone is running searches like this one and most importantly how can I end this rambling post...I'm sober too...ok soberish.

The point of this post apart from the digs at Sir Elton, that Heinz woman and highlighting the odd searches is that I will be updating a few thing sin the morrow and if you want your site linked to this is your last chance.

I apologise in advance for the tragic innuendos that will appear when I post pictures about the cast of The Hole...oh come on it's so easy...a bit like a Clinton White House intern.

And finally and this is important due to usage levels the webspace that holds the pictures will go down for 12 odd hours if we go over their bandwidth limit. This at present hasn't led to account(s) being cancelled (and we all know Netscape are a wonderful company, make epic browsers and should really have taken AOL over if it hadn't been for Bill Gates) but it may. So please avoid borrowing my bandwidth.