Look at me, look at me
To: Tony Blair.
From: Bill (and all straight women and bi and gay men)
Dear Git,
Please could you take a minute off sexing (in the wrong way) up reports and giving work to companies that donate to New Labour and enact a law urgently. The law is the Taking Off Shirt Act. It requires all attractive men to take of their shirts (shorts, pants too if they want) when they have the flimiest excuse and ugly men (and that really spotty oik that was walking down Hythe Bridge Street today...if I wanted to see a human body covered in acne I'd go to a Doctor Who convention) must cover up all of their bodies (and face too would be good).
Yours wishing you'd die painfully,
Bill
PS You know what your real crime is Phoney, it's that you make Michael Howard look like a decent man.
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