Suus cuique mos
Anyone get what accent the blond new chap on Hollyoaks has? The one who is more or less like the Christian but with blond hair. Probably very prosaic but I couldn't place it.
Did you know that 'Orinoco Flow' by Enya is about having sex? Me neither but I'm told so. I'm Ok with 'Let me crash upon your shore, Let me reach, let me beach' but 'Far beyond the Yellow Sea'? Ummm. Of course mentioning Enya makes me be pompous and add a Latin title to the post but I suspect you only read the picture titles so miss it. I could of course discuss the worth of ' Oh baby, baby, How was I supposed to know, That something wasn't right here, Oh baby, baby'.
For the Brits who read this blog, clocks change on Sunday morning, which stops me giving a time for something you should watch, Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas (on ITV1).
He comes into the changing room hot and sweaty, as he strips off his top you eyes meet, and then he's down to his boxers. He can't keep his eyes off you. Afterwards he showers. Of course I'm saying nothing about Ben Cohen apart from he's cute and hairy.
Manhunt Section: Kevin Peake [Via Backshots].
Via Bent comes today's Random Cute Guy.
Nick, the lead singer of Rooster shirtless, hot, and sweaty. I'm assuming this is a post modernist statement on the world after Durkheim, Butler and Lamb.
Lee Williams realises I'm not coming over tonight.
Via Val and his spies comes porn and filmstar Thierry Pepin shirtless. You can see more on Dreamcaps.
Saturday, October 30, 2004
Friday, October 29, 2004
Just for Fun
Prediction time:
Bush wins the election with the popular vote going 50% Bush and 49% Kerry and the Electoral College going Bush 276 and Kerry 262 (on the basis Kerry gets back Hawaii).
Please feel free to make your predictions in the comments but no nastiness please.
To help with your predictions here is a link to RealClearPolitics which has all the facts and figures, Electoral Vote which shows a map of how things stand (make your own mind up about their predicted results) and the New York Time's election guide on which you can play with the Presidential Calculator.
Prediction time:
Bush wins the election with the popular vote going 50% Bush and 49% Kerry and the Electoral College going Bush 276 and Kerry 262 (on the basis Kerry gets back Hawaii).
Please feel free to make your predictions in the comments but no nastiness please.
To help with your predictions here is a link to RealClearPolitics which has all the facts and figures, Electoral Vote which shows a map of how things stand (make your own mind up about their predicted results) and the New York Time's election guide on which you can play with the Presidential Calculator.
Wasn't Question Time crap?
Here's a question to ponder if you don't like Kylie but like Enya is that a sign of being gay, bi, or just liking good music?
Twen2y 4 Se7en tell us that they have 'some BIG news coming very soon'. Thom covered in baby oil legs open wide? A good song? As one of the very few places that links to them, better management? I'd like to thank the emailer who said that as only I linked to them it just showed how bad they were doing. May I remind you that this is a cultural experience. I should get a grant (and no I'm not going to do a pun about someone called Grant).
I was just watching a few Avengers (TV show not tragic film) episode, and it is as good as I remember (though not as good as The Prisoner).
On to the pictures...
After resisting for about a nano second here's some more from Bravo's epic of modern televisual entertainment Manhunt, Bret and Matt.
Probably to become a feature of here is Today's Random Cute Chap. If you want you can send someone for this slot. Rules: He's not famous and come off a picture you found while surfing.
Via Towleroad come 'trainer' David Rich. Though I'm not really into the fitness thing (unless that thing is cute) this sort of personal training looks fun.
On the right forum (don't you just love in jokes) is Jeremy Bloom.
Ben Adams gets practice.
Finally here's Paul Telfer (not the footballer) who is in the mini series Spartacus hairy and shirtless though the lack of nudity (though lots of shirtlessness)in the gladiator training school ruins the historical enjoyment of it for me.
Here's a question to ponder if you don't like Kylie but like Enya is that a sign of being gay, bi, or just liking good music?
Twen2y 4 Se7en tell us that they have 'some BIG news coming very soon'. Thom covered in baby oil legs open wide? A good song? As one of the very few places that links to them, better management? I'd like to thank the emailer who said that as only I linked to them it just showed how bad they were doing. May I remind you that this is a cultural experience. I should get a grant (and no I'm not going to do a pun about someone called Grant).
I was just watching a few Avengers (TV show not tragic film) episode, and it is as good as I remember (though not as good as The Prisoner).
On to the pictures...
After resisting for about a nano second here's some more from Bravo's epic of modern televisual entertainment Manhunt, Bret and Matt.
Probably to become a feature of here is Today's Random Cute Chap. If you want you can send someone for this slot. Rules: He's not famous and come off a picture you found while surfing.
Via Towleroad come 'trainer' David Rich. Though I'm not really into the fitness thing (unless that thing is cute) this sort of personal training looks fun.
On the right forum (don't you just love in jokes) is Jeremy Bloom.
Ben Adams gets practice.
Finally here's Paul Telfer (not the footballer) who is in the mini series Spartacus hairy and shirtless though the lack of nudity (though lots of shirtlessness)in the gladiator training school ruins the historical enjoyment of it for me.
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
The Git, the Kit and the Fit
The sign of a decent human being is to hate it when a bigot agrees with you.
Somethings you find on the net are filthy, some are lies, and some are odd. Here's an odd site, electronic components having sex. More fun can be had looking at these look-a-likes who look-nothing-like anyone famous.
To start here's some more Jason Furr to quote an email 'without any'.
I'm not sure Daniel McPherson's new look is a good thing.
Basketballer Spencer Gloger.
Some more of his royal tottiness Prince Carl Philip of Sweden practices it from the front and from the behind.
Shane Laburnum or something like that, the cute gay chap with curly hair from MTV's Road Rules ready to go.
The Carlson twins shirtless in tight swimming trunks.
And from now until 4.44am the moon will go in and out of eclipse. Of cause no insomnia tonight and I bet it's cloudy.
The sign of a decent human being is to hate it when a bigot agrees with you.
Somethings you find on the net are filthy, some are lies, and some are odd. Here's an odd site, electronic components having sex. More fun can be had looking at these look-a-likes who look-nothing-like anyone famous.
To start here's some more Jason Furr to quote an email 'without any'.
I'm not sure Daniel McPherson's new look is a good thing.
Basketballer Spencer Gloger.
Some more of his royal tottiness Prince Carl Philip of Sweden practices it from the front and from the behind.
Shane Laburnum or something like that, the cute gay chap with curly hair from MTV's Road Rules ready to go.
The Carlson twins shirtless in tight swimming trunks.
And from now until 4.44am the moon will go in and out of eclipse. Of cause no insomnia tonight and I bet it's cloudy.
Movement
It bounces to the left and then to the right, and then to the left and then to the right, in fact it's rather hypnotic [takes time to load up].
We get some woman the bloody foreigners get a Greg Vaughan clone to sell them Garnier Fructis [credit as per tag].
As mentioned a few days ago Mr Digby went to Sardinia pranced around shirtless (though shorn) and played a game of sailors (oh the seaman jokes we could have in the comments) [a naked Nordic blond to Telespy for those].
Thank God for Agent Orange.
US college gymnast Jason Furr uses chalk not Sure for Men.
The First International Oiks looking (well trying) HARD Contest.
French actor Vincent Lecoeur in the bath amongst other things.
It bounces to the left and then to the right, and then to the left and then to the right, in fact it's rather hypnotic [takes time to load up].
We get some woman the bloody foreigners get a Greg Vaughan clone to sell them Garnier Fructis [credit as per tag].
As mentioned a few days ago Mr Digby went to Sardinia pranced around shirtless (though shorn) and played a game of sailors (oh the seaman jokes we could have in the comments) [a naked Nordic blond to Telespy for those].
Thank God for Agent Orange.
US college gymnast Jason Furr uses chalk not Sure for Men.
The First International Oiks looking (well trying) HARD Contest.
French actor Vincent Lecoeur in the bath amongst other things.
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Reasons why you boxers are on the lawn
There was I quietly watching Hollyoaks hoping Stuart would get his kit off for another flimsy reason and Craig David's uglier brother appeared on screen. Now I was hoping that this guy would come back but it seems that Craig David v2 is here to stay.
I was asked for the Snack-n-shag bloke so here he is in his small looks a lot better in a moving image splendor [Baton caps].
Mark from V trying to look cool, but failing. Bless his naked oil covered body as I...sorry.
Dangerous (and like FM) as it sounds here's Louisiana high school runner Adam Barilleau. What separates here from other places is that Adam old enough and if you don't believe me look at his chest.
Finally comes Deepwater Black and Lilies star Jason Cadieux. Armpits, someone tied up and two chaps kissing must cover a lot of people's fetishes...Tony sent them (part of his evil plan to corrupt us all (you can just see him stroking (behave) a white cat)).
There was I quietly watching Hollyoaks hoping Stuart would get his kit off for another flimsy reason and Craig David's uglier brother appeared on screen. Now I was hoping that this guy would come back but it seems that Craig David v2 is here to stay.
I was asked for the Snack-n-shag bloke so here he is in his small looks a lot better in a moving image splendor [Baton caps].
Mark from V trying to look cool, but failing. Bless his naked oil covered body as I...sorry.
Dangerous (and like FM) as it sounds here's Louisiana high school runner Adam Barilleau. What separates here from other places is that Adam old enough and if you don't believe me look at his chest.
Finally comes Deepwater Black and Lilies star Jason Cadieux. Armpits, someone tied up and two chaps kissing must cover a lot of people's fetishes...Tony sent them (part of his evil plan to corrupt us all (you can just see him stroking (behave) a white cat)).
Sunday, October 24, 2004
The Mad, the Bad, and the Hairy
On the night we saw Lex go bonkers in Smallville on T4 (probably had to listen to June Sarpong), Fooling Hitler showed some of the worst acting since Blair 'apologised', Netscape webspaces gets worse than usual I get an email telling me that Kristian Digby is apparently on Holiday tomorrow in Sardinia. Who is betting shirt will stay firmly on body? It also has that batty Julie 'I can smell nuclear reactors with a wiff of postit note' Goolden on it so it might be worth a laugh.
If you get bored with it watch arguably the funniest bit of US election coverage I've seen. It's really silly.
I've had two complaints. Firstly I apparently only post pictures of who I like. Guilty as charged. Secondly I used something someone scanned without giving them credit. I do try to give credit to people but (a) forget, (b) have no idea who capped or scanned them and (c) on some occasions know that that white box hides the real cappers tag. If I have not given you the credit you think you deserve then I'm happy to correct things.
Cute One sent me this. I have no idea who it is bar the filename. Saint Thong's Day?
The University of Massacutits...Massacusets...the place where Kerry comes from swim team hear I'm coming for a visit, get ready for a group picture (there's always one who tries to be 'funny') and sort out positions.
Here's a few shots from the Carlson Twins' new 2005 calendar (credit as per tag), January Twins and February Twins. Nearly as wet and developed as Robert Newbury. Here's Kyle in tight black underwear (or the new police uniform if I get in power) and Kyle and Lane together.
Caption Matt Henjack (no not what X list tarts do on 'The Farm').
This is not Dougie and Danny of McFly kissing.
Threesome Bill?
I get sent pictures by people and like to post a few regardless of whether I find them that attractive or not and leave it for you to decide. Here's an example. Tim Harding is 'the camp one' off some Australian kids TV show called Hi5 which is on C5 at 6:55 am. Now as I am rarely up at that time in the morning (my longest 'commute' ever was 25 minutes) I wouldn't know but Tim apparently prances around in sleeveless numbers which must excite someone. My opinion is 'he's OK'.
These twins are not doing what it looks like they are to each other.
Finally via Telespy comes an aid to Simon Thomas fans imaginations.
On the night we saw Lex go bonkers in Smallville on T4 (probably had to listen to June Sarpong), Fooling Hitler showed some of the worst acting since Blair 'apologised', Netscape webspaces gets worse than usual I get an email telling me that Kristian Digby is apparently on Holiday tomorrow in Sardinia. Who is betting shirt will stay firmly on body? It also has that batty Julie 'I can smell nuclear reactors with a wiff of postit note' Goolden on it so it might be worth a laugh.
If you get bored with it watch arguably the funniest bit of US election coverage I've seen. It's really silly.
I've had two complaints. Firstly I apparently only post pictures of who I like. Guilty as charged. Secondly I used something someone scanned without giving them credit. I do try to give credit to people but (a) forget, (b) have no idea who capped or scanned them and (c) on some occasions know that that white box hides the real cappers tag. If I have not given you the credit you think you deserve then I'm happy to correct things.
Cute One sent me this. I have no idea who it is bar the filename. Saint Thong's Day?
The University of Massacutits...Massacusets...the place where Kerry comes from swim team hear I'm coming for a visit, get ready for a group picture (there's always one who tries to be 'funny') and sort out positions.
Here's a few shots from the Carlson Twins' new 2005 calendar (credit as per tag), January Twins and February Twins. Nearly as wet and developed as Robert Newbury. Here's Kyle in tight black underwear (or the new police uniform if I get in power) and Kyle and Lane together.
Caption Matt Henjack (no not what X list tarts do on 'The Farm').
This is not Dougie and Danny of McFly kissing.
Threesome Bill?
I get sent pictures by people and like to post a few regardless of whether I find them that attractive or not and leave it for you to decide. Here's an example. Tim Harding is 'the camp one' off some Australian kids TV show called Hi5 which is on C5 at 6:55 am. Now as I am rarely up at that time in the morning (my longest 'commute' ever was 25 minutes) I wouldn't know but Tim apparently prances around in sleeveless numbers which must excite someone. My opinion is 'he's OK'.
These twins are not doing what it looks like they are to each other.
Finally via Telespy comes an aid to Simon Thomas fans imaginations.
Friday, October 22, 2004
As Pompous as Newsnight Review
A shirtless Chris Evans in the Fabulous Four (thanks Kenton).
And Duncan is wearing a horrid top coupled with naff jeans while Lee is thick and wearing...
Footballer Ian Smith wants Jonathon Woodgate?
Ironman Zane Holmes in speedos whilst Grant Hackett has something in his mouth.
Paul Hamm makes a suggestion.
Busted try and look hard and adult. Doesn't really work does it?
And on the beach we find some random college swimmers and a lifesaver from Dee Why Beach north of Sydney. Dee Why is a rather naff place but I now have a reason to pretend to drown there.
A shirtless Chris Evans in the Fabulous Four (thanks Kenton).
And Duncan is wearing a horrid top coupled with naff jeans while Lee is thick and wearing...
Footballer Ian Smith wants Jonathon Woodgate?
Ironman Zane Holmes in speedos whilst Grant Hackett has something in his mouth.
Paul Hamm makes a suggestion.
Busted try and look hard and adult. Doesn't really work does it?
And on the beach we find some random college swimmers and a lifesaver from Dee Why Beach north of Sydney. Dee Why is a rather naff place but I now have a reason to pretend to drown there.
Thursday, October 21, 2004
Gone to Gont
Pure class and desperation.
Former US gymnast John Macready and his silver suit.
Via here comes the Stanford Swim Team (yes them again) who have yet to work out that speedos don't go around the neck.
And people wonder why the the OC is popular.
Via Much Stronger comes Erik Von Detten exploding all over another chap's face.
EYC's David Loeffler.
And finally did you know the UK had former and lost motorways? Well look here.
Pure class and desperation.
Former US gymnast John Macready and his silver suit.
Via here comes the Stanford Swim Team (yes them again) who have yet to work out that speedos don't go around the neck.
And people wonder why the the OC is popular.
Via Much Stronger comes Erik Von Detten exploding all over another chap's face.
EYC's David Loeffler.
And finally did you know the UK had former and lost motorways? Well look here.
Pop Totty
Yes it's UK biased but then again you nominate people...
For the lazy:
Kevin from V, Mark from V, Charlie from Busted, Lee from Blue, Duncan from Blue, Ben Jelen, Thom from Twen2y 4 Se7en, Ben Adams ex A1, Strider of Blazin' Squad and Harry from McFly
Yes it's UK biased but then again you nominate people...
For the lazy:
Kevin from V, Mark from V, Charlie from Busted, Lee from Blue, Duncan from Blue, Ben Jelen, Thom from Twen2y 4 Se7en, Ben Adams ex A1, Strider of Blazin' Squad and Harry from McFly
FYI
At a random hour (to avoid 'you rigged it' claims) today I'm going to look at the votes and announce our first winner, and then later put up the next poll. So this is your last time to vote for Kip.
The poll on soap totty won't close though so you can all Gore it up.
PS Dreamcaps is running polls too on their forums so go vote.
At a random hour (to avoid 'you rigged it' claims) today I'm going to look at the votes and announce our first winner, and then later put up the next poll. So this is your last time to vote for Kip.
The poll on soap totty won't close though so you can all Gore it up.
PS Dreamcaps is running polls too on their forums so go vote.
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Misfire
The Guardian could win it for Bush.
Sick f*ck (see para 7)
The Manhunt Section:
Hunter of Manhunt used to do other things for money before he appeared on TV.
Over on Dreamcaps David has capped the totty including Matt, Kevin and Bret.
The non-Manhunt Section:
Four bits of US soap totty shirtless.
Uber boyband talent Twen2y 4 Se7en.
OC boys all tied up.
Justin Bartha is cute and yes I say so.
The Guardian could win it for Bush.
Sick f*ck (see para 7)
The Manhunt Section:
Hunter of Manhunt used to do other things for money before he appeared on TV.
Over on Dreamcaps David has capped the totty including Matt, Kevin and Bret.
The non-Manhunt Section:
Four bits of US soap totty shirtless.
Uber boyband talent Twen2y 4 Se7en.
OC boys all tied up.
Justin Bartha is cute and yes I say so.
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
I sat on the vacuum nozzle and other excuses
A vain man, hairspray and a makeup compact.
Two bits of cute fluff in one picture, Sean Faris and Matt Long one of whom is likely to be in the TV poll.
Manhunt's Bret used to prance around in a thong on and off the bed and get naked. The neighbours complained.
Ahhhh Harry ahhhh.
The Nies brothers when Eric still had hair. Just wait until I'm driving past a field in Kansas and a meteor rock explodes near by. Well at least I get to have loads of deep and meaningful stares at Tom Welling.
Jake Gyllenhaal 'joue un cowboy gay'. I wonder if the cowboy complained.
'Rubber shorts and Shaven Armpits' by AJ Styles didn't win the Man Booker Prize, just some naff lefty 'humorous' book set to be bought in its thousands and never read.
A vain man, hairspray and a makeup compact.
Two bits of cute fluff in one picture, Sean Faris and Matt Long one of whom is likely to be in the TV poll.
Manhunt's Bret used to prance around in a thong on and off the bed and get naked. The neighbours complained.
Ahhhh Harry ahhhh.
The Nies brothers when Eric still had hair. Just wait until I'm driving past a field in Kansas and a meteor rock explodes near by. Well at least I get to have loads of deep and meaningful stares at Tom Welling.
Jake Gyllenhaal 'joue un cowboy gay'. I wonder if the cowboy complained.
'Rubber shorts and Shaven Armpits' by AJ Styles didn't win the Man Booker Prize, just some naff lefty 'humorous' book set to be bought in its thousands and never read.
Monday, October 18, 2004
Up there and a little to the left
Ben Fogle is posh and well developed yet I can't see why anyone's attracted to him. It's not as if I don't have odd tastes in chaps from the butch like Owain Yeoman, through the blond and butch like Darren Boyd (though I'd have to ask him to change his name. Call me snob but 'Darren') and older butch like James Purefoy to the famine victim look of Lee Williams.
[interlude]
Shirtless twins, and ballet dancers.
[interlude ends]
British singing 'star' Tyler James who sadly hasn't reached the shirt off stage of music marketing. Naff haircut though.
Ben Fogle is posh and well developed yet I can't see why anyone's attracted to him. It's not as if I don't have odd tastes in chaps from the butch like Owain Yeoman, through the blond and butch like Darren Boyd (though I'd have to ask him to change his name. Call me snob but 'Darren') and older butch like James Purefoy to the famine victim look of Lee Williams.
[interlude]
Shirtless twins, and ballet dancers.
[interlude ends]
British singing 'star' Tyler James who sadly hasn't reached the shirt off stage of music marketing. Naff haircut though.
Raisins Soaked In Gin
Not really that much today but it is a weekend so I have a vague excuse to do as little as possible. Sadly I wasted some of my do nothing time watching 'High Heels and Low Lives' which is crapper than Bush in the first debate. And there wasn't even a good war film on in the afternoon.
Paging Darwin.
Not to influence anything but all of these chaps have been nominated so here's a quick reminder.
Rufus Wainwright who Bill likes so there. Here's Rufus sans shirt and wearing an holy shirt.
Here's Kyal 'I look 12' Marsh who was oddly nominated for sport as well as soaps.
Here Jesse Metcalfe trying to act, bless. Thank goodness he's shirtless.
Finally here's Shane West.
Bulging [via cute stuff]
Not really that much today but it is a weekend so I have a vague excuse to do as little as possible. Sadly I wasted some of my do nothing time watching 'High Heels and Low Lives' which is crapper than Bush in the first debate. And there wasn't even a good war film on in the afternoon.
Paging Darwin.
Not to influence anything but all of these chaps have been nominated so here's a quick reminder.
Rufus Wainwright who Bill likes so there. Here's Rufus sans shirt and wearing an holy shirt.
Here's Kyal 'I look 12' Marsh who was oddly nominated for sport as well as soaps.
Here Jesse Metcalfe trying to act, bless. Thank goodness he's shirtless.
Finally here's Shane West.
Bulging [via cute stuff]
Friday, October 15, 2004
Ye Bods
Does the new chap in Hollyoaks look like ET two Emailers ask (well they say he does). No he just has an oddly long neck and no Kerry chin to cover it up.
There's something mildly camp about these behaviour by US gymnasts. Get her.
As if to fill my dumb jock quota here's Eli Manning shirtless . Odd bulge in his trousers...wire, wire, conspiracy theory, where's my tin foil hat?
Via Joe comes Ben 'I want to be know for my music' Jelen sans shirt.
Matt Lloyd molesting my Trenty when only I'm allowed to do that.
By request Phones 4 You ad chappy.
Daniel Giansiracusa in a speedo but sadly it's not as good as one hoped.
College basketballer Travis Diener.
Australian DJ Matt Steer who gets shirtless and says 'initially it was hard and it happened quite regularly'. I do have that effect on people.
'We want to raise money for charity so what do we do?'
'A raffle?'
'Whist drive whatever that is?'
'Shirtless firefighters?'
Does the new chap in Hollyoaks look like ET two Emailers ask (well they say he does). No he just has an oddly long neck and no Kerry chin to cover it up.
There's something mildly camp about these behaviour by US gymnasts. Get her.
As if to fill my dumb jock quota here's Eli Manning shirtless . Odd bulge in his trousers...wire, wire, conspiracy theory, where's my tin foil hat?
Via Joe comes Ben 'I want to be know for my music' Jelen sans shirt.
Matt Lloyd molesting my Trenty when only I'm allowed to do that.
By request Phones 4 You ad chappy.
Daniel Giansiracusa in a speedo but sadly it's not as good as one hoped.
College basketballer Travis Diener.
Australian DJ Matt Steer who gets shirtless and says 'initially it was hard and it happened quite regularly'. I do have that effect on people.
'We want to raise money for charity so what do we do?'
'A raffle?'
'Whist drive whatever that is?'
'Shirtless firefighters?'
Doing Polls
The first poll is up (below) so go pick your favourite soap totty.
It's limited to ten options so I've tried to cover the three areas readers mainly come from, the US, the UK and Australisia. I can include people missed out in other polls so don't moan. Also if you don't nominate then they'll never be on the list.
Sport, modeling, TV, film and Other still to come. Thrilling isn't it?
The first poll is up (below) so go pick your favourite soap totty.
It's limited to ten options so I've tried to cover the three areas readers mainly come from, the US, the UK and Australisia. I can include people missed out in other polls so don't moan. Also if you don't nominate then they'll never be on the list.
Sport, modeling, TV, film and Other still to come. Thrilling isn't it?
Thursday, October 14, 2004
'The recording industry may not agree, but the U.S. Supreme Court thinks personal privacy is far more important that music piracy'
Sadly the opposite is (and this) happening in the UK.
One might suggest that once you have downloaded a lot of songs moving them to another folder your PAW software can't access might solve the problem but that would be naughty and the record companies haven't been ripping the British public off for decades.
On a totally related subject may I recommend Green Day's new album. I'm also rereading the Earthsea foursome (yes it's a fivesome).
A More Expanded Vowel Space
While Hollyoaks has new totty in the shape of Kent Riley who is not my type but is some people's (blind ones). On Emmerdale you have Karl 'can't act' Davies who is there for visual not acting appeal.
Jared Brennan is cute but has odd hair. Nick Riewoldt is blond and cute. I wonder why he appeals to people.
More of Manhunt's Brett.
South African totty Brendan Pollecutt (best photo I could find).
More Jake McDorman.
While Hollyoaks has new totty in the shape of Kent Riley who is not my type but is some people's (blind ones). On Emmerdale you have Karl 'can't act' Davies who is there for visual not acting appeal.
Jared Brennan is cute but has odd hair. Nick Riewoldt is blond and cute. I wonder why he appeals to people.
More of Manhunt's Brett.
South African totty Brendan Pollecutt (best photo I could find).
More Jake McDorman.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Fuglies and their Habitat
I know I started this off by posting pictures of a naked Alex Behan (below) and I'm sure young Tony was being nice when he sent me a link to this [nudity caveat] site of photos from the New Zealand National Penis Day (no not a celebration of Tony Blair) in Christchurch but why oh why is it always ugly people who get their kit off?
Go to New Zealand and there's good looking totty everywhere. In fact the beaches around Cape Town are the only places with better totty (stop moaning Australians). But what do you get here mostly fuglies. It might be because it's the South Island and it's the Norfolk (North Dakota for our American visitors) of the South Pacific or cute people are off getting jiggy. I know most of them are over 15 so don't appeal to the average FamousMales user but they should still keep their clothes on.
The list of places that I've slagged off here is Cambridge, Essex, Bedfordshire, and now Norfolk, North Dakota, and the South Island of New Zealand. Anywhere you chaps and chapesses think should be added to the list. 'Cumbria's worse' doesn't count, I want reasons.
And finally to save you having to watch the debate tonight, the Democrats will tell you Kerry won, the Republicans will tell you Bush won, and I'll tell you it's a pointless farce.
PS I just got a mixtape (OK a mix CD) and it has the Hawaii 50 theme on it. Wasn't that arguably the best TV theme tune ever? I know some shows have appropriated classic songs (see CSI) but that doesn't count. Now it's Avril Lavigne and she has that cute blond guitar player...see a one track mind. And now the Marvelous 3 'Grant Park'.
PPS Thanks for the collective noun of Emails, and comments for the totty awards, lists are being compiled, maps of Eastern European countries bought, and intelligence exaggerated.
PPPS If you get Emails saying a site has pictures David Beckham getting jiggy with men, or even his wife, it's a virus attack.
I know I started this off by posting pictures of a naked Alex Behan (below) and I'm sure young Tony was being nice when he sent me a link to this [nudity caveat] site of photos from the New Zealand National Penis Day (no not a celebration of Tony Blair) in Christchurch but why oh why is it always ugly people who get their kit off?
Go to New Zealand and there's good looking totty everywhere. In fact the beaches around Cape Town are the only places with better totty (stop moaning Australians). But what do you get here mostly fuglies. It might be because it's the South Island and it's the Norfolk (North Dakota for our American visitors) of the South Pacific or cute people are off getting jiggy. I know most of them are over 15 so don't appeal to the average FamousMales user but they should still keep their clothes on.
The list of places that I've slagged off here is Cambridge, Essex, Bedfordshire, and now Norfolk, North Dakota, and the South Island of New Zealand. Anywhere you chaps and chapesses think should be added to the list. 'Cumbria's worse' doesn't count, I want reasons.
And finally to save you having to watch the debate tonight, the Democrats will tell you Kerry won, the Republicans will tell you Bush won, and I'll tell you it's a pointless farce.
PS I just got a mixtape (OK a mix CD) and it has the Hawaii 50 theme on it. Wasn't that arguably the best TV theme tune ever? I know some shows have appropriated classic songs (see CSI) but that doesn't count. Now it's Avril Lavigne and she has that cute blond guitar player...see a one track mind. And now the Marvelous 3 'Grant Park'.
PPS Thanks for the collective noun of Emails, and comments for the totty awards, lists are being compiled, maps of Eastern European countries bought, and intelligence exaggerated.
PPPS If you get Emails saying a site has pictures David Beckham getting jiggy with men, or even his wife, it's a virus attack.
As Straight as Matt Le Blanc
It might be an optic illusion but I often ponder if college wrestler Tommy Rowands could clean your teeth while you get jiggy with his extra leg.
Wondering what's under Pete Manoes' speedos? Here's [nudity caveat] what. Don't want to be horrid to young Pete but it's hardly unseen.
'V show us your sucking style'
Is Hell so bad?
Via Popjustice comes a guide to why Rooster are the real thing, but they missed out the the OC image.
The wonderfully named Randy de Puniet is not a porn star but a motorcylce racer (but could be trying out both perhaps).
Andrew Hayden Smith should follow New Zealand's [nudity caveat] Alex Behan's approach.
One of Big Brother 5's Stuart Wilson's talents, his behind.
'Bill do you have...' 'Derek' from the Specsavers' ad or the singing stripper from that cracker ad. No, as I don't have a TV card but anyone who wants to can send them to me. I only drop this hint as I've had a number of Emails asking.
It might be an optic illusion but I often ponder if college wrestler Tommy Rowands could clean your teeth while you get jiggy with his extra leg.
Wondering what's under Pete Manoes' speedos? Here's [nudity caveat] what. Don't want to be horrid to young Pete but it's hardly unseen.
'V show us your sucking style'
Is Hell so bad?
Via Popjustice comes a guide to why Rooster are the real thing, but they missed out the the OC image.
The wonderfully named Randy de Puniet is not a porn star but a motorcylce racer (but could be trying out both perhaps).
Andrew Hayden Smith should follow New Zealand's [nudity caveat] Alex Behan's approach.
One of Big Brother 5's Stuart Wilson's talents, his behind.
'Bill do you have...' 'Derek' from the Specsavers' ad or the singing stripper from that cracker ad. No, as I don't have a TV card but anyone who wants to can send them to me. I only drop this hint as I've had a number of Emails asking.
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Gale's in the South West, does she like Devon
A cap of Jake McDorman (is that a collective noun?)which could be easily captioned 'Look I'm blond and cute shag me...'
Fluffy over muscled Neighbour's totty Kyal Marsh gets shirtless again.
Also fluffy blond but gymnast totty Todd Thornton spreading them.
What I'd like to find in my bedroom Chris Carmack and Lane Carlson shirtless.
,The Making of Dieux du Stade 2004, or 'Loads of shirtless rugby totty'.
A cap of Jake McDorman (is that a collective noun?)which could be easily captioned 'Look I'm blond and cute shag me...'
Fluffy over muscled Neighbour's totty Kyal Marsh gets shirtless again.
Also fluffy blond but gymnast totty Todd Thornton spreading them.
What I'd like to find in my bedroom Chris Carmack and Lane Carlson shirtless.
,The Making of Dieux du Stade 2004, or 'Loads of shirtless rugby totty'.
Monday, October 11, 2004
Suitable for the Turner Prize
While we ponder if Kerry had a crib sheet and Bush had a wire, so why were they so pants, why the media has ignored the result (John Howard won) of the Australian election, and why only three of you could manage to nominate totty here's today's totty.
A parade of Canadian gymnastic
totty.
US gymnast Steve McCain practices his position and shows his bulge.
Kevin Sacre and Stuart Mannering frolic then get involved in what looks like a Roman themed porn movie.
While we ponder if Kerry had a crib sheet and Bush had a wire, so why were they so pants, why the media has ignored the result (John Howard won) of the Australian election, and why only three of you could manage to nominate totty here's today's totty.
A parade of Canadian gymnastic
totty.
US gymnast Steve McCain practices his position and shows his bulge.
Kevin Sacre and Stuart Mannering frolic then get involved in what looks like a Roman themed porn movie.
Sunday, October 10, 2004
Rosetta's Stoned
His Highness Prince Amedeo of Belgium gets military.
Afler Dean Benson getting his shirt's washing instructions checked, as fellow AFLers Nathan Brown and Nick Riewoldt get shirtless.
Chris 'not that one' Evan's shorts start falling down.
Actor Robert Shannon in gladiator kit.
A Hamm Twins clock and I've forgotten this gymnast's name.
US kid's TV 'star' Jake McDorman is cute.
His Highness Prince Amedeo of Belgium gets military.
Afler Dean Benson getting his shirt's washing instructions checked, as fellow AFLers Nathan Brown and Nick Riewoldt get shirtless.
Chris 'not that one' Evan's shorts start falling down.
Actor Robert Shannon in gladiator kit.
A Hamm Twins clock and I've forgotten this gymnast's name.
US kid's TV 'star' Jake McDorman is cute.
Friday, October 08, 2004
Polls
OK we're going to have some polls (behave) to decide who is the Totty of the Year 2004.
What I'm thinking is have five categories, TV, film, sport, modeling and other (you come up with a better name) and you lucky chaps and chapesses get to vote on who wins each category and then who wins out of them.
So all I need are nominations for the categories and I'll pick a selection for each category trying not to be anywhere centric.
There are some people who are going to be on the list (I'm scared Mrs G will write nasty things about me in her book) so Kip Gamblin, Trent Croad and Twen2y 4 Se7en.
PS If this works I may try things like best and worst polls.
And yes I did steal the idea off David on Dreamcaps (you can vote there too, just imagine you've got a postal ballot)
OK we're going to have some polls (behave) to decide who is the Totty of the Year 2004.
What I'm thinking is have five categories, TV, film, sport, modeling and other (you come up with a better name) and you lucky chaps and chapesses get to vote on who wins each category and then who wins out of them.
So all I need are nominations for the categories and I'll pick a selection for each category trying not to be anywhere centric.
There are some people who are going to be on the list (I'm scared Mrs G will write nasty things about me in her book) so Kip Gamblin, Trent Croad and Twen2y 4 Se7en.
PS If this works I may try things like best and worst polls.
And yes I did steal the idea off David on Dreamcaps (you can vote there too, just imagine you've got a postal ballot)
Elsewhere
It is the Australian election tomorrow (or today, or yesterday, I don't get time zones)
Blogging actor Corey Spears who got to share a swimming pool Henry Cavill.
'Millionaire' Evan Marriott modeling pants.
Hollyoaks' Andy McAdair, Ashley Taylor Dawson and Matt Milburn.
JP Pitoc running around shirtless.
A Felipe Matarazzo collage.
Swimmers Mick Brunello, Neil Walker, Nate Dusing, and Jason Lezak.
The Hamm Twins get shirtless and look hard and then happy. Oh their acting ability.
French rugby totty Nicolas Carmona and Pierre-Alain Negre-Gauthier in wheelie bins. Why?
Shirtless Australian sports totty.
It is the Australian election tomorrow (or today, or yesterday, I don't get time zones)
Blogging actor Corey Spears who got to share a swimming pool Henry Cavill.
'Millionaire' Evan Marriott modeling pants.
Hollyoaks' Andy McAdair, Ashley Taylor Dawson and Matt Milburn.
JP Pitoc running around shirtless.
A Felipe Matarazzo collage.
Swimmers Mick Brunello, Neil Walker, Nate Dusing, and Jason Lezak.
The Hamm Twins get shirtless and look hard and then happy. Oh their acting ability.
French rugby totty Nicolas Carmona and Pierre-Alain Negre-Gauthier in wheelie bins. Why?
Shirtless Australian sports totty.
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Manual Owner
Either these are more photos of the Manhunt chaps or Carmen has infiltrated the queue for my bedroom.
The Carlson twins model appropriate school and police uniforms.
Models Blair Shephard, Cesar Pereira, and Kaike Carrieri.
The best Ebay chap, this one or this one?
Brazilian beach totty.
Either these are more photos of the Manhunt chaps or Carmen has infiltrated the queue for my bedroom.
The Carlson twins model appropriate school and police uniforms.
Models Blair Shephard, Cesar Pereira, and Kaike Carrieri.
The best Ebay chap, this one or this one?
Brazilian beach totty.
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Manhunt
Manhunt, Bravo TV's clone of other pick the totty shows has a number of examples of totty.
Bill has Matt and Brett, with Kevin P on standby.
Your choices?
Manhunt, Bravo TV's clone of other pick the totty shows has a number of examples of totty.
Bill has Matt and Brett, with Kevin P on standby.
Your choices?
Three Totty and a Mouse
In an only in America moment here's Michael Phelps, Ian Crocker, and Lenny Krayzelburg with a cartoon mouse. After setting up a swimming pool in Main Street, America Disney got them to swim.
Johnny Wilkinson practices pelvic thrusts, and lowering procedures.
Via Rearendz here's Charlie Condou in pants.
Here's Andy Roddick shirtless, sweaty, and hairy. Nice ass too.
In an only in America moment here's Michael Phelps, Ian Crocker, and Lenny Krayzelburg with a cartoon mouse. After setting up a swimming pool in Main Street, America Disney got them to swim.
Johnny Wilkinson practices pelvic thrusts, and lowering procedures.
Via Rearendz here's Charlie Condou in pants.
Here's Andy Roddick shirtless, sweaty, and hairy. Nice ass too.
Chasing Guys For Fun
Thunderbirds are shirtless.
Matt Abbound again, again.
Blond footballer (US version) Justin Zwick should train shirtless, in fact it should be in the rules. In France it seems to be or do French rugby player like the Dieux du Stade lot just get their kit off in an expression of cultural diversity? Well these are promos for their 2005 calendar so they've done it twice now. I think Ben Cohen should follow suit (in my bedroom).
Leo Fitzpatrick was in the (upset the Mid West) film Kids and he's grown up (and was requested).
As one of the Hamm Twins and Sean Townsend perfect their pelvic thrusts (...that really drive you in...say.a...a...a...a..ane...) John SomethingbeginningwithRbutIcan'tbebotheredtolookup practices his positions.
Thunderbirds are shirtless.
Matt Abbound again, again.
Blond footballer (US version) Justin Zwick should train shirtless, in fact it should be in the rules. In France it seems to be or do French rugby player like the Dieux du Stade lot just get their kit off in an expression of cultural diversity? Well these are promos for their 2005 calendar so they've done it twice now. I think Ben Cohen should follow suit (in my bedroom).
Leo Fitzpatrick was in the (upset the Mid West) film Kids and he's grown up (and was requested).
As one of the Hamm Twins and Sean Townsend perfect their pelvic thrusts (...that really drive you in...say.a...a...a...a..ane...) John SomethingbeginningwithRbutIcan'tbebotheredtolookup practices his positions.
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Wet Balls
As I've ended up with pictures of a number of divers and basketball players I thought I would combine the two in a post. I'll think of a logic for it later.
Divers in speedos will always have an appeal. I have a thing for Justin Dumais. He's not as cutesy as his brother Troy but he has something to him. Leon Taylor is simpler, he fills a speedo well. Justin Wilcock, apart for the pun potential of his name has, is more classically good looking though as you may have worked out the geeky look as modeled by say Kyle Prandi or Fernando Platas appears here often.
In hoopland we have an odd mixture that may appeal (like Shane West) to only certain people so here is Jason Kapono, Pau Gasol, and Pat Garrity.
As I've ended up with pictures of a number of divers and basketball players I thought I would combine the two in a post. I'll think of a logic for it later.
Divers in speedos will always have an appeal. I have a thing for Justin Dumais. He's not as cutesy as his brother Troy but he has something to him. Leon Taylor is simpler, he fills a speedo well. Justin Wilcock, apart for the pun potential of his name has, is more classically good looking though as you may have worked out the geeky look as modeled by say Kyle Prandi or Fernando Platas appears here often.
In hoopland we have an odd mixture that may appeal (like Shane West) to only certain people so here is Jason Kapono, Pau Gasol, and Pat Garrity.
Monday, October 04, 2004
Pictures Without Words
I have never seen the David DeCoteau epic Speed Demon but as Lost in the Attic has another gallery of caps I thought I'd review it.
We start of with blond chap and Buffy clone in bed. She's comforting him, probably on the death of his career.
Then she goes off to see butch bloke in red T shirt. No idea why. Pottery lessons?
Then we move on to a 'scary' scene when another lass, red T shirt chap and a bloke who looks like he just walked off a 1970s porn movie are about to get down to some ritual. Doing it in boxers must be important. A quick 'this is naff isn't it stare' and as blond bloke spies on them (subtle isn't he?) through an open door they do the odd ritual thingy. Scared yet? The motor oil on male flesh not sending shivers down your spines? Actually when they last did it there was more male flesh and the victim was cuter.
OK either they've noticed they are being spied on or looking at the roof is vital to whatever they are doing. Well chap in red T shirt looks pensive and blond guy ends up on his knees. A typical night out for some of us?
I don't know who these 'actors' are (red T shirt chap is called Mark Miller or so I'm told) so I can't help on names.
I have never seen the David DeCoteau epic Speed Demon but as Lost in the Attic has another gallery of caps I thought I'd review it.
We start of with blond chap and Buffy clone in bed. She's comforting him, probably on the death of his career.
Then she goes off to see butch bloke in red T shirt. No idea why. Pottery lessons?
Then we move on to a 'scary' scene when another lass, red T shirt chap and a bloke who looks like he just walked off a 1970s porn movie are about to get down to some ritual. Doing it in boxers must be important. A quick 'this is naff isn't it stare' and as blond bloke spies on them (subtle isn't he?) through an open door they do the odd ritual thingy. Scared yet? The motor oil on male flesh not sending shivers down your spines? Actually when they last did it there was more male flesh and the victim was cuter.
OK either they've noticed they are being spied on or looking at the roof is vital to whatever they are doing. Well chap in red T shirt looks pensive and blond guy ends up on his knees. A typical night out for some of us?
I don't know who these 'actors' are (red T shirt chap is called Mark Miller or so I'm told) so I can't help on names.
The Flip Side of Sanity
Did you know there was an election on Saturday? Yes, in Australia. Well as it has been more or less ignored by the British media I thought I would mention it.
I would do a lot of posts of Australian totty like TV presenter Jules Lund or Kyal Marsh and Ben Nichols getting into position but as I post so many Australians anyway it would get a 'so what?' response.
Pointless interlude: Wiik is Dutch, scary stare, and nice chest.
Here's the cast of ER for the new season which includes Shane West. Dr Shane will just have to avoid falling helicopters and change his shirt hourly. [Please feel free to add medical innuendo in the comments]
Random twin alert: Here's Erik and Stein.
Why do cute chaps dress in silly ways? Is this the best V could do when the photographer said 'pretend you're interested in the screen' and will the guy with the camcorder notice Kevin stroking him?
And the final ponder would you rather be lucky or good?
Did you know there was an election on Saturday? Yes, in Australia. Well as it has been more or less ignored by the British media I thought I would mention it.
I would do a lot of posts of Australian totty like TV presenter Jules Lund or Kyal Marsh and Ben Nichols getting into position but as I post so many Australians anyway it would get a 'so what?' response.
Pointless interlude: Wiik is Dutch, scary stare, and nice chest.
Here's the cast of ER for the new season which includes Shane West. Dr Shane will just have to avoid falling helicopters and change his shirt hourly. [Please feel free to add medical innuendo in the comments]
Random twin alert: Here's Erik and Stein.
Why do cute chaps dress in silly ways? Is this the best V could do when the photographer said 'pretend you're interested in the screen' and will the guy with the camcorder notice Kevin stroking him?
And the final ponder would you rather be lucky or good?
Friday, October 01, 2004
How we laughed
A bit of unintentional by-election humour from Respect - The Winning Nothing Coalition:
By getting...wait for it...572 votes.
Next we'll have the Democrats saying a minor debate victory equals an election victory. Bill's opinion for what it's worth is that Kerry was slightly less naff than Bush. Why didn't the Democrats pick someone who could win like Dick Gephart?
Now the totty.
Firstly from cap supremo and generalismo of the freeze frame Telespy comes the Kipster with dialogue by Bill.
'As they are allowing me to keep my chest hair I'll just have a rub of it'
'Now I can feel my chest hair and lard at the same time'
'Oh dear fat, balding, ugly bloke. If I pretend I haven't seen him will he go away?'
'Oh dear he's still here and couldn't we afford a bowl for the fruit?'
Random totty called Matt and two bits of blond fluff who I don't know the names of. So here's fluff one and fluff two.
Here's a few borrowed pictures of Andy and Niall Keelaghan, the brothers from Twen2y 4 Se7en who you can win a date with...ohhhhhh. You should also go and have a peak at the very soft porn that is their commercial (caps below somewhere) [thanks to Tony and Sam for the reminder].
[nudity alert] Pete Maneos [/nudity alert]
More AFL Draft totty Brett Deledio, Jordan Lewis, and Lance Franklin. Not the greatest intake this year. To make up for it here's Simon Thomas in speedos.
Chris Evans (no not that one) in his Fabulous 4 kit.
Finally here's Rodrigo Santoro shopping, shirtless.
A bit of unintentional by-election humour from Respect - The Winning Nothing Coalition:
'Respect and its candidate John Bloom did exceptionally well'
By getting...wait for it...572 votes.
Next we'll have the Democrats saying a minor debate victory equals an election victory. Bill's opinion for what it's worth is that Kerry was slightly less naff than Bush. Why didn't the Democrats pick someone who could win like Dick Gephart?
Now the totty.
Firstly from cap supremo and generalismo of the freeze frame Telespy comes the Kipster with dialogue by Bill.
'As they are allowing me to keep my chest hair I'll just have a rub of it'
'Now I can feel my chest hair and lard at the same time'
'Oh dear fat, balding, ugly bloke. If I pretend I haven't seen him will he go away?'
'Oh dear he's still here and couldn't we afford a bowl for the fruit?'
Random totty called Matt and two bits of blond fluff who I don't know the names of. So here's fluff one and fluff two.
Here's a few borrowed pictures of Andy and Niall Keelaghan, the brothers from Twen2y 4 Se7en who you can win a date with...ohhhhhh. You should also go and have a peak at the very soft porn that is their commercial (caps below somewhere) [thanks to Tony and Sam for the reminder].
[nudity alert] Pete Maneos [/nudity alert]
More AFL Draft totty Brett Deledio, Jordan Lewis, and Lance Franklin. Not the greatest intake this year. To make up for it here's Simon Thomas in speedos.
Chris Evans (no not that one) in his Fabulous 4 kit.
Finally here's Rodrigo Santoro shopping, shirtless.
Lib Dem Governments and other fairy tales
In Tottyland, good (stop laughing) King Bill was watching CSI Miami hoping against hope that Delko would need to take his kit off and he saw this chap playing a plastic surgeon. 'Oh he's cute, but where have I seen him before?' King Bill said, and went to his magic mirror and asked 'Google, google, on Wall Street how overflated can your stock prices be?' 'Very and that chap is called Jason O'Mara and he was shirtless in Monarch of the Glen'.
Meanwhile over in Tottyland's Australian colony a new batch of totty arrived to play Aussie Rules in those shorts. There was Dean Polo [insert mint joke] and Greg Bentley (want to look up his shorts eh photographer?). Now who said transportation was a bad idea? Then they thought they saw a bear but it was Ben Browder from one of those Google ad sites.
Back in Tottyland...OK this stopped being funny (if it ever was a few lines ago so...
Prince Todd of Thornton and Prince Raj of Bhavsar were wandering in a forest when a cute British actor was wearing period clothes, and then no shirt at all. 'Hello Hugh Dancy' they said just to identify the person to the readers (who couldn't get it from the filename).
See what insomnia produces.
In Tottyland, good (stop laughing) King Bill was watching CSI Miami hoping against hope that Delko would need to take his kit off and he saw this chap playing a plastic surgeon. 'Oh he's cute, but where have I seen him before?' King Bill said, and went to his magic mirror and asked 'Google, google, on Wall Street how overflated can your stock prices be?' 'Very and that chap is called Jason O'Mara and he was shirtless in Monarch of the Glen'.
Meanwhile over in Tottyland's Australian colony a new batch of totty arrived to play Aussie Rules in those shorts. There was Dean Polo [insert mint joke] and Greg Bentley (want to look up his shorts eh photographer?). Now who said transportation was a bad idea? Then they thought they saw a bear but it was Ben Browder from one of those Google ad sites.
Back in Tottyland...OK this stopped being funny (if it ever was a few lines ago so...
Prince Todd of Thornton and Prince Raj of Bhavsar were wandering in a forest when a cute British actor was wearing period clothes, and then no shirt at all. 'Hello Hugh Dancy' they said just to identify the person to the readers (who couldn't get it from the filename).
See what insomnia produces.
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