Tottyland

Fuglies and their Habitat

I know I started this off by posting pictures of a naked Alex Behan (below) and I'm sure young Tony was being nice when he sent me a link to this [nudity caveat] site of photos from the New Zealand National Penis Day (no not a celebration of Tony Blair) in Christchurch but why oh why is it always ugly people who get their kit off?

Go to New Zealand and there's good looking totty everywhere. In fact the beaches around Cape Town are the only places with better totty (stop moaning Australians). But what do you get here mostly fuglies. It might be because it's the South Island and it's the Norfolk (North Dakota for our American visitors) of the South Pacific or cute people are off getting jiggy. I know most of them are over 15 so don't appeal to the average FamousMales user but they should still keep their clothes on.

The list of places that I've slagged off here is Cambridge, Essex, Bedfordshire, and now Norfolk, North Dakota, and the South Island of New Zealand. Anywhere you chaps and chapesses think should be added to the list. 'Cumbria's worse' doesn't count, I want reasons.

And finally to save you having to watch the debate tonight, the Democrats will tell you Kerry won, the Republicans will tell you Bush won, and I'll tell you it's a pointless farce.

PS I just got a mixtape (OK a mix CD) and it has the Hawaii 50 theme on it. Wasn't that arguably the best TV theme tune ever? I know some shows have appropriated classic songs (see CSI) but that doesn't count. Now it's Avril Lavigne and she has that cute blond guitar player...see a one track mind. And now the Marvelous 3 'Grant Park'.

PPS Thanks for the collective noun of Emails, and comments for the totty awards, lists are being compiled, maps of Eastern European countries bought, and intelligence exaggerated.

PPPS If you get Emails saying a site has pictures David Beckham getting jiggy with men, or even his wife, it's a virus attack.