Face Off

New face making toy.

Well who'd have thunk it Americans play Aussie Rules too as do us Brits.

Australian porn star and now model Jesse Jardine [his site] stretching, resting, showing his butt and [nudity alert] showing his bits [/nudity alert].

Four blond Sydney Swans...well that was last night.

Actor/model Toby Moore [his site] cute but no skin.

As requested more Billy Slater but not shirtless.

Finally US gymnasts John Macready and John Roethlisberger.

Irish tongues are licking

Hello from all of you from Belfast and Northern Ireland.

Silencing people because you don't agree with their politics is just plain wrong.

From the Colditz miniseries thingy [nudity alert] Laurence Fox and Tom Hardy's bits [/nudity alert]

Jim Verraros was on Pop Idol US and went from geeky teen, through boybander to Ben Jelen clone in only a few months. Yes he's gay, and no that doesn't make his music any good or bad either. More on Jim from Andy.

Handballer Michael Kraus gets double teamed.

Again with the AFLers (but most of them are shirtless so stop with the moaning that I focus too much on Australians) Sydney Swans, Darren Jolly, Craig Bolton, and Jason Saddington who are all shirtless and David Spriggs who isn't. Just to annoy the Aussiephobes here's two Aussie athletes Christopher Noffke and Josh Ross.

Kill them all...

Ever get really p*ssed off at a website? Ever want to bomb it? Well now you can with this new toy. You can even torch Tottyland.

So Bill gets to nuke the creepiest minister we have.

[Thanks to loads of people]

Ummmm ohhh

Blogger is being pants so posts may come less often.

If you watched the Earthsea miniseries I suspect you will agree it was total pants in every way.

Tory totty, yes Tory totty, George Osbourne MP for Tatton.

Rugby players Darren Lockyer (or 'Simon Thomas' rugby playing cousin') shirtless, getting a drink, all wet and Billy Slater shirtless.

Porn star cum actor Noah Frank shirtless. As per last time I will send out links to naughty sites via Email but not here.

British and US college gymnast David Eaton.

College basketballer Patrick Bilein takes position and lifting his shirt.

Where Exactly?

Be honest how many of you had heard of Kyrgyzstan let alone been able to place it on a map (or spell it correctly) before they went all anti capitalism protestor on their government?

I see Yahoo is playing catch up with gmail and has new toys in the offing. Now Apple are producing good operating systems will Microsoft be replacing their bug ridden mess of an OS?

Trent's Spears obsession is still going on I notice.

Apparently training for the Victoria police involves standing around in speedos, showing off your chest, not being able to fill a speedo well, rowing skills, rescuing people badly and sitting in the wind to emphasis your hair loss.

Michael Phelps shirtless...that's it.

Some model called Paul Tornabene dressed only in black shorts.

Rugby player Gavin Henson (rear view) and Brett Finch.

Not Much

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A few sportsmen for you, via Jachlan comes US gymnasts Cody Moore and Josh Landis, Aussie Rules player Aaron Fiora, via David comes racing driver Dan Wheldon and again [his site], and via Outsports comes Lenny Dinardo and Bronson Arroyo.

And to celebrate Easter here's a totally unrelated photo of Ashton Kutcher.

Shirt of your back

New Labour's favorite pollster has some bad news on those who will vote.

I've updated the links section creating a new section called 'Groups' which is a selection of Yahoo Groups you might like. Totty HQ and Totty2 are basically now picture stores as are the Dreamcap groups but they are well worth a visit, Gay fans of Kiwi and Aussie celebs does what you would expect, Monsters in the Closet is a gay themed horror film fan group (with a good photos section), and All About Strength is Muchy's muscled totty collection.

New blog links are the Guy Guide a blog with totty biogs and photos and David's Life.

Footballer (US version involving balls going nowhere near feet) Tom Brady shirtless but a tad out of focus. As this is the first shirtless picture of Tom sans shirt we can't moan. Ex A1er Ben Adams has a new image, he is keeping his shirt on in a reverse Tom. I see this as a bad move. Also clothed(ish) are the Karshner triplets and McFly with Tom showing a bad bulge. Sometimes though wearing an sleveless top and shorts can strangely look good as these two examples of Kerr Smith 1 and 2 and Kyal Marsh 1 and 2 show (I know he can look 12 in some pictures but he's nearly 18).

On to Australian soap stars, ex of Home and Awayer Ben Steel (Jude), Martin Dingle Wall (Flynn) and Daniel Coppoly or something like that(Josh) and still in Home and Awayer Kip Gamblin.

Boys in Boats

It'll be the University Boat Race this weekend when Cambridge will try and cheat a victory over Oxford. It is a reversal on the totty front though with Cambridge having a much cuter team. While Oxford only has Andrew Triggs Hodge Cambridge has Henry Adams but wins because of Oliver de Groot.

Find out who was number 1 in the UK on the day of your birth or another day.

Another one of those PETA ads that want you to stop wearing fur (which is bad) and eating meat (which is OK) featuring totty in bed with a hippo. The totty on the right is ex Australian soap star, now US soap star Justin Melvey who has a nice body and...bush.

Welsh rugby player and Mr Charlotte Church, Gavin Hensen shirtless. Similarly named US college basketballer Clayton/Clay Hanson has flowing locks.

A hairy Ashton Kutcher.

Model Brent van Zant and his barely filled speedo.

From the TV epic 'Spring Break - Shark attack!' comes Justin Baldoni looking all shirtless and big haired. Here's another picture of him [inspired by Val].

Sectionalised

The standard monthly, I'm updating the links and if you want your (or another) site added email me.

New Labour's postal voting system is 'an open invitation to fraud' and New Labour are taking advantage of it already.

iPods may lead to 'social isolation or escape from our community'. Nothing to do with TV and the breakdown of society then just one make of MP3 player.

The model section with Nick Auger (again), Robert Bloom pulling down his pants (UK usage) and with long hair, Cheyne Oggles and a random male model not wearing his shirt.

The gymnast section with Josh Landis, Dan Gill, Steve McCain and Guard Young.

The Gabriel Macht is cute section with Gabriel shirtless having coffee, and shirtless on a bed.

Bloody Yank

36% (Yankee). You are definitely a Yankee which is not bad for a Scot living in the Home Counties. [via Bletchley-Park]

College footballer found drunk with a gay sheep. No I'm not making it up. Ben Siegert commented on his Charterhouse encounter 'I don't know anything about that. I'm from a city. I don't know anything about sheep'.

Blair McDonough plays mechanic turned policeman Stuart, in the Australian soap Neighbours. Blair seems to have a penchant for dressing up in odd clothes and being dominated by women.

Daniel Beddingfield shirtless, well it was requested. As were any pictures I had of Ben Jelen shirtless so here are two, one and two.

Nick Auger shirtless as filler.

For Ian, and all the rest of you who for some odd reason like Ben Unwin, here he is shirtless, in shorts. Still don't get the attraction. Home and Away also featured Chris Egan, who played Chris Smith, had tragic hair and the acting ability of but that wasn't why they employed him. Chris also tended to get into interesting positions with fellow actor Mitch Firth that often left little to the imagination.

Hayden Vader bulges.

German presenter Oliver Pocher gets naked at an award show. If they do a few Pochers at the next Oscars they might be forgiven for employing Chris Rock.

This chap wants to be a model so much he sends off pictures to people, bless [via his Boiness].

Getting Moist

All you're getting today is a selection of swimwear models...horrid me.

Jimmy wondered what Sam would look like covered in whipped cream.

Alex thought he looked like Paul walker, a bit. Ed though knew he looked a lot like US swimmer Ed Moses mainly because he was US swimmer ed Moses.

Jake needed a hair cut (and Bill ran out of rubbish lines).

Adam wondered why he had to wear these hideous speedos but then saw these and felt happier.

An oiled Shane West

William Gregory Lee is becoming Mr D movie horror, at present a film he was in called Dante's Cove is about to come out (straight to the video shop shelves). It is 'gay and lesbian gothic horror thriller' which seems to be of the same quality of the works of David DeCoteau one of which Wolves of Wall Street, William was in. Other epics by David include Leeches and Speed Demon which are better viewed in screencap for. Fortunate then that Mike has capped five of his films which you can find here.

The 'good' criminal of Home and Away Jesse, played by Ben Unwin running in all his balding shirtless hairiness. I don't see the attraction but I get a lot of requests for him.

Basketballer Pau Gasol shirtless for the second time this week.

Divers...naked bar very small speedos featuring Australian Robert Newbury, American Justin Dumais (brother of Troy) and Greeks Nikolaos Siranidis and Thomas Bimis who seem to like each other a lot.

Swimmers [cheers Ian]...naked bar very small speedos unless they wear those suit things featuring Matt Welsh, Todd Pearson, Adam Pine, and Ashley Callus.

Iron...naked bar very small speedos and numbered tops featuring Leon Hay, Zane Holmes, Luke Richmond, and Ky Hurst.

And finally college basketballer Tim Begley.

Deus ex Underpants

I have deleted the picture of Randy De Puniet from yesterday's post as bandwidth thieves are at work. When I've time I reinstate the link so the many don't suffer from the pratiness of the few. I don't get it when there are so many free webspace providers people have to hotlink.

A new toy for you to play with which makes words out of books on Amazon.

Australia produces some good swimming totty and here are two you may not know about Adam Lucas and Travis Nederpelt. I can't find many good pictures of Adam but Travis looks cute and blond even with goggle marks but with a nice chest. A bit of overkill on the hypnosis though.

Welsh rugby player Gavin Henson and his quiff.

Here's a few pictures of Jensen Ackles without his shirt on for no other reason than it's Jensen Ackles without his shirt on. I could claim it is a post-structuralist investigation into this or that but it's simply a reason to post pictures of Jensen shirtless.

Joe Morgan from Inme is cute.

And to end wrestler stretching his wrestling uniform.

Shane West's Spread Legs

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Rufus Wainwright mostly shirtless.

Motorcyclist Randy De Puniet getting out of his leathers.

Il Divo three cute chaps and their grandfather.

The straight Ian Thorpe

Gymnasts Wes Aderhold, Garret Carr, and Todd Thornton.

Shane West's inner thigh

A bit predictable but...

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A bit of advice always have a cute assistant. I leave the 'have' bit to your fevered minds but if you are thinking of 'on a bed of cos lettuce with a nice low fat dressing' seek help or go visit Tony Blair.

This post is only going to contain pictures of Australian soap stars so if that's not your thing then I wouldn't bother reading this post.

Home and Away is set in the mythical Summer Bay (which is actually Palm Beach about an hour's drive from central Sydney) in which every character has a past, be they former rapists, car thieves, drunks, computer hacker, or the daughter of an evil child molesting teacher (who was killed by her son) who was brought up on some sort of survivalist camp in the bush who used to wander around naked (well it is a soap). Fortunately being set in a beachside town all the male characters get into shorts or swimming trunks regularly.

Beau Brady plays ex schoolboy computer hacking, alcoholic surfing motorcyclist Noah Lawson who is about to be (has been (in Australia)) killed off. So no more Beau with whipped cream on his chest, treasure trail showing, changing hair colour, pube showing, d'oh looking totty.

I think Beau's character is being replaced by father hating, baby fathering Kim Hyde played by Chris Hemsworth who will turn from a schoolboy rebel to a sensible chap with a few shots of him with his shirt off (in a pool).

On the other side Neighbours has gone downhill tottywise since the two Spencers Jesse and Jansen left and now seems to be relying on kids to fill the gap. Oh for the days when sub characters like Taj played by Jamie Robbie Rennie prancing around in a full speedo who they turned from a floppy haired schoolboy to a short haired T shirt filling bit of totty.

Who said only the Americans could do soaps with bizarre plots and cute totty?

Shane West's bellybutton

From a 90s Aussie Rules Men of all Seasons calendar comes Chris Grant. You might have noticed I have a thing for AFLers. I think this is because of the uniform. Call me strange but I quite like a chap in short shorts and tight armless tops. Here's some examples to explain what I mean. James Walker (again) and, Robert Haddrill are wearing a size too large for then but you still get to see a lot of skin. If though like Scott Welsh and Trent Croad they go for the classic approach you get to see a lot. I might actually enjoy watching sport if all teams wore the AFL kit.

Manhunter's homophobic gay bar stripper Hunter shirtless.

I don't know if anyone has had the pleasure of watching the UK version of the Apprentice but I will as long as Ben and Paul are still on it. Actually to be totally honest I can live without Paul but Ben more so when he gets his kit off. What is odd about the show is how really naff Amstrad head office looks and how bad a judge of character Sir Alan Sugar is. An example in point is it took him three goes to sack the worse candidate. The caps are borrowed from Dreamcaps which saved me the hassle of capping from a video (which usually involves me finding I've videoed over it) so a big cheer to David.

I finish on two blonds Australian cyclist Ryan Bayley in lcyra and via loads of people Chad Michael Murray shirtless.

New Title

The new title (which I'll change every so often) comes using this new toy pointed out by Timmy

Shane West's Treasure Trail

As reminded by Toby almost nothing here is work safe, in fact being here probably isn't. It is a sad, sad world when you have to do what you are supposed to a work and not...study the human form.

Also in a site news type thingypoos if you post my screen caps from Buying the Cow on your website don't claim they are yours and then tell people not to nick them because you look rather silly.

However unlikely it seems this type of person actually exists and is attractive to some (someone has already Emailed asking if I have any shirtless pictures of Nathan Barley...It's an actor playing a character silly). Now call me a Luddite with sociopathic tendencies but there are times when I like being incommunicado. Fortunately due to the naffness of Britain's mobile phone network (and O2 specifically) most of the country north of Oxford is a signal desert (for mobiles, freeview, normal TV and police radios). The problem is bar nice views and strolls through the country (a summer thing) there isn't much to do there.

So in summary mobiles are the devil's work and why the hell can't O2 improve their coverage.

On a vaguely linked subject (well they are both on Channel 4) is it only me or does June Sarpong irritate the pants off you too? Also (and this is probably just me) don't you think Anthony Crank and Steve Jones would be getting it on if she wasn't there?

I may be a bit late with this (the employment status of boybands not being my reason for existing (and if you think I'm writing that in French you are very much mistaken)) but the British boyband V have been dropped. Now V weren't great but I can think of other boybands still going that are worse. I will admit their passing is not a major cultural loss to our country but losing the cheap thrill one got when you chanced upon one of their videos on TV is sad. Kevin (who doesn't look like an ape, Mitch) and Mark is you need someone to lick chocolate sauce off your naked...sorry a shoulder to cry on Bill's here...but he is happy to do the sauce licking too.

The top of Eric Balfour's crack if you are into that sort of thing (and yes I really do need to come up with better puns).

'Bill can you find your old caps of Shane West from Bring it On in Roman uniform', no but I can 'borrow' a couple, one and two. A Shane West Roman fantasy sounds fun.

Scots in lycra, discuss.

Gymnast Josh Gore shows how bendy he is, discuss.

For those who like their beef hairy we have Australian Rugby League player Mark Gasnier [thanks Trav] who we get to see in speedos (take note Ben Cohen) and boardies. He doesn't overly appeal to me so I'll let you decide.

South African swimmer Ryk Neethling is not difficult to find shirtless but for some reason I could look at his body for hours.

A photo blogger, photo blogger with a mate and with more of his mates [his photoblog]

Memphis Grizzlies player Pau [sic] Gasol shirtless starts the basketball section brought to you with a lot of help from Bentblog from where I borrowed Chavlik Randolph twice and Greg Guenther Jr.

Please Note

Anyone pictured (well linked to picture) on this it is because someone thinks you are cute, that's all.

Question Time

Again please stop hotlinking pictures from this blog.

Questions of the day:

Does it make me a bad person if whenever I call technical support and get a non-English speaking accent, I immediately hang up and call back hoping to get someone else?

If you sing along to naff songs do you think it will become headline news?

As Beau Brady is to leave Home and Away I would like to post some new (shirtless) pictures of him but I can't find any. If people want to send me some it'd be nice.

I was asked if I had any good pictures of Canadian actor (in US sitcoms) Andrew Walker shirtless.

Nice body odd face.

Ikaika Kahoano [via Tony] who rejected O Town which turned out not to be that big a mistake and gave us a chance to perve Dan Miller. More pictures here and here.

Ben Shepherd with Ralf Little running around in their underwear.

Greg Siff is a D level actor, model, presenter and apparently an artist. He also likes having his picture taken shirtless a lot.

Hunky Monkey

I'm a Hunky Faggot! Oh hello. I am completely gorgeous. You may touch me for a nominal fee, although I’d prefer that you were at least as hot as I am. I was genetically engineered for pleasure. Mine.

What kind of Faggot are you?

[Via David]

TV presenter and middle class boy pretending to be cockney Jamie Breese who is probably just one of my odd tastes but I think he's cute in a wide boy way.

Dave Nathan [his site]bodybuilder and model who gets naked a covers his bits with a large chain.

Ben Cohen's fur.

For Trent comes Nicholas Brendon 'before he was fat' when he had a nice top and bottom (front one) and after he has had a release.

Naughtiness

US soap star Jason Cook and ex boybander Nick Carter are naughty, naughty boys.

Hanoi Jane's son actor Troy Garrity. Well you can't chose your parents [via Ian]. He is a bit beefy for me but someone might like him.

Today's Buffy bit actor section with Brian Gross from the episode Pack in which he wandered around in gym kit and ate his principal. I wonder if Dr Atkins would have approved.

Voice overer star Vincent Corazza [his site] shirtless on a couch.

Hallmark have made a version of Hercules with Paul Telfer in the title role. Regular readers may have realised I am developing a thing for Paul (and loads of other people) and him getting shirtless a lot doesn't help, nor does him getting wet in leather. Hercules also stars ex Neighbour star Kristian Schmid.

Days star Kyle Brandt in boxing kit with a women dressed in leather.

Sissor Sister Jake Shears vaguely wearing clothes and showing off his chest hair.

Shane West's nipples

New toy (via Timmy) Montage-a-Google which creates a montage of pictures it finds on Google.

Who needs to know their name? Well I don't know this chap's name but his body as safe as a painting in Norway with me.

Jay Kenneth Johnson was in Days of their Lives before being replaced by someone who was an even worse actor, went and did a beach based drama called North Shore in which he got his shirt off (which isn't a new thing for Jay) which got cancelled. Jay isn't that lucky a chap.

German actor Tobias Schenke gets excited.

Nick Auger and his chest muscles.

Shane West shirtless in a steam room from the Buffy episode 'Go Fish'.

Footballer and model (footballers modeling shirtless is so rare, not) Bjorn De Wilde shirtless.

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An orgy of Chapman University totty [Cheers Clay], a foursome of blond fluff in towels [Via Muchy], a threesome of AFL players from the West Coast, a twosome of German athletic totty Jonas Reckermann and Markus Dieckmann, and a singlesome of Michael Phelps.

Pouting James Kirk, the non Star Trek Canadian actor.

More and even more of Baron Rogers.

British athletes Ed Jackson, and Chris Tomlinson (again) and German pole vaulter Lars Borgeling shirtless.

Geek Pie

'Maxwell Caulfield should be James Bond in Casino Royale' apparently. I don't see Max as Bond, nor sadly do I think Colin will get it.

English rugby player Ben Cohen gets naked for Comic Relief.

Baron Rogers played a stripper in CSI Miami (a shirtless non speaking part) and models. It is though hard to find new pictures of him especially as four year old pictures of him are in 2005 calendars [Via Val]. Here's another model from the same calendar group. I have no idea what his name is. Do we care?

Scary tide marked Lleyton Hewitt.

Norwegian model Morten Hegdal may look a tad vacant but without his shirt, filling his jeans and generally is someone to get jiggy with.

Cute son Liam Dunaway O'Neill [Via Ian].

The weekly Jeremy Bloom shirtless picture.

Finally British tennis player Lee Childs shirtless in a bin full of ice. An odd way to make a Manhattan.

Snakes have no penis, because they have no legs

AFLer Jonathan Brown gets excited when he's tackled.

If proof was needed as to how the slightest change can have a large effect I give you German Big Brother winnerSascha (L) and his brother Joerg (R) Sirtl. I'm not sure if they are twins or not but in my opinion Joerg is a lot cuter than his brother. Why? Probably Joerg has better hair. Please feel free to comment on how shallow I am in the comment box, or Email them to I@dontcare.com.

Jerry G Angelo seems to have developed a career as an actor in C movie horror aimed at the gay market. His latest work is Night Shadow 'a film that crosses genres' and looks pretty bad in all of them. I haven't seem the film but unless the trailer is the reverse of a normal one and shows only the bad bits I suspect it's not great. Basically it's a David DeCoteau type film in which the characters are actually gay (and not just implied). They still prance around in boxers and look scared in them too. Jerry also stared in straight to bargain bin Delta, Delta, Die in which you get to see his butt [Vchip cap montage]. Also in Delta Delta Dire is Glen Meadows, a soft porn star, who gets handcuffed to a bed and bulges [cheers Mitch] in some films, and you get to see his butt in DDD [same cap credit]

Finally Canadian swimmer Christopher Kalec fills his speedos, looks cute and has a nice quiff.

A thirst for men

Simply shirtless... I wonder what that is all about.

Not that I'm trying to influence Bentblog's slap of the month but here's Nick Beyeler, Swiss World Aerobics Champion and chest hair model. Voting for Nick and then imagining playing with him is purely voluntary.

Footballer and 'Bill's bit of rough' John Terry shirtless
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St Kilda AFL player Nick Dal Santo shirtless not once but twice.

Ex of Manhunt, stripping in gay bars, and now modeling Hunter Daniel shirtless.

Stanford swimmer Andy Grant's full packaging.

The Bravery's Sam Endicott.

Now the fotoblog section covering the cute, smiley and hyper Leandro Bart [his Fotoblog], one photo Matthew [his Fotoblog], Vanguarda's (again) [his Fotoblog], cute Adz or Ez {his Fotoblog], Gui Markxs in and out of the pool [his Fotoblog], and Arrian [his Fotoblog].

[Cheers to Clay for the link to Leandro Bart]

Road name plus pet's name divided by the speed of light

Cody Cash! You're the cocky kind of guy who knows it's better to go straight to the top than wait around for good luck to come your way. You've never been the biggest (or the best-hung), but your scrappy background and endearing charms get everyone's attention.


The trials of a male stripper...called Tristan.

It's an odd world when 'terrorist', 'cocks', 'penis', 'Bin Laden', 'straight' are acceptable but not 'gay'.

Here's a scifi extras section covering three from Stargate and two from Star Trek Cancelled. Stargate's David Kopp, Marc Worden (again), and Michael Jonsson (again). Star Trek Enterprise's permed and freckled Sean McGowan and Kevin Derr. More Trek totty here.

Who knew O Town were still in existence, well in there own minds probably.

Via Coppertone comes ex Neighbour and Bill star Daniel McPherson naked in a car. I suspect it's a cultural thing.

And finally caption this.