A bit predictable but...
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A bit of advice always have a cute assistant. I leave the 'have' bit to your fevered minds but if you are thinking of 'on a bed of cos lettuce with a nice low fat dressing' seek help or go visit Tony Blair.
This post is only going to contain pictures of Australian soap stars so if that's not your thing then I wouldn't bother reading this post.
Home and Away is set in the mythical Summer Bay (which is actually Palm Beach about an hour's drive from central Sydney) in which every character has a past, be they former rapists, car thieves, drunks, computer hacker, or the daughter of an evil child molesting teacher (who was killed by her son) who was brought up on some sort of survivalist camp in the bush who used to wander around naked (well it is a soap). Fortunately being set in a beachside town all the male characters get into shorts or swimming trunks regularly.
Beau Brady plays ex schoolboy computer hacking, alcoholic surfing motorcyclist Noah Lawson who is about to be (has been (in Australia)) killed off. So no more Beau with whipped cream on his chest, treasure trail showing, changing hair colour, pube showing, d'oh looking totty.
I think Beau's character is being replaced by father hating, baby fathering Kim Hyde played by Chris Hemsworth who will turn from a schoolboy rebel to a sensible chap with a few shots of him with his shirt off (in a pool).
On the other side Neighbours has gone downhill tottywise since the two Spencers Jesse and Jansen left and now seems to be relying on kids to fill the gap. Oh for the days when sub characters like Taj played by Jamie Robbie Rennie prancing around in a full speedo who they turned from a floppy haired schoolboy to a short haired T shirt filling bit of totty.
Who said only the Americans could do soaps with bizarre plots and cute totty?
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