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Shane West's Treasure Trail

As reminded by Toby almost nothing here is work safe, in fact being here probably isn't. It is a sad, sad world when you have to do what you are supposed to a work and not...study the human form.

Also in a site news type thingypoos if you post my screen caps from Buying the Cow on your website don't claim they are yours and then tell people not to nick them because you look rather silly.

However unlikely it seems this type of person actually exists and is attractive to some (someone has already Emailed asking if I have any shirtless pictures of Nathan Barley...It's an actor playing a character silly). Now call me a Luddite with sociopathic tendencies but there are times when I like being incommunicado. Fortunately due to the naffness of Britain's mobile phone network (and O2 specifically) most of the country north of Oxford is a signal desert (for mobiles, freeview, normal TV and police radios). The problem is bar nice views and strolls through the country (a summer thing) there isn't much to do there.

So in summary mobiles are the devil's work and why the hell can't O2 improve their coverage.

On a vaguely linked subject (well they are both on Channel 4) is it only me or does June Sarpong irritate the pants off you too? Also (and this is probably just me) don't you think Anthony Crank and Steve Jones would be getting it on if she wasn't there?

I may be a bit late with this (the employment status of boybands not being my reason for existing (and if you think I'm writing that in French you are very much mistaken)) but the British boyband V have been dropped. Now V weren't great but I can think of other boybands still going that are worse. I will admit their passing is not a major cultural loss to our country but losing the cheap thrill one got when you chanced upon one of their videos on TV is sad. Kevin (who doesn't look like an ape, Mitch) and Mark is you need someone to lick chocolate sauce off your naked...sorry a shoulder to cry on Bill's here...but he is happy to do the sauce licking too.

The top of Eric Balfour's crack if you are into that sort of thing (and yes I really do need to come up with better puns).

'Bill can you find your old caps of Shane West from Bring it On in Roman uniform', no but I can 'borrow' a couple, one and two. A Shane West Roman fantasy sounds fun.

Scots in lycra, discuss.

Gymnast Josh Gore shows how bendy he is, discuss.

For those who like their beef hairy we have Australian Rugby League player Mark Gasnier [thanks Trav] who we get to see in speedos (take note Ben Cohen) and boardies. He doesn't overly appeal to me so I'll let you decide.

South African swimmer Ryk Neethling is not difficult to find shirtless but for some reason I could look at his body for hours.

A photo blogger, photo blogger with a mate and with more of his mates [his photoblog]

Memphis Grizzlies player Pau [sic] Gasol shirtless starts the basketball section brought to you with a lot of help from Bentblog from where I borrowed Chavlik Randolph twice and Greg Guenther Jr.