Tottyland

Story Time

Apparently Norse footballers Morten Gamst Pedersen, John Arne Riise, Per Ciljan Skjelbred, Kristofer Haestad and Stian Ohr are featured in some gay orgy novel, or at least that's what my limited Norwegian reads it as. It could be that the author was watching a naked Mario Lopez in Nip/Tuck and thought football changing rooms.

With help from Henry rowers and those shorts that show things off although the Kiwi's choice of black can hide things which the British and Italian light blue doesn't which is why the French use them too. And a Zac Purchase sandwich, now there's an idea. It also works with runner as with Frenchman Mehdi Baala.

As requested Tim Team archeologist Matt Williams and his...errr...plan.

Ball payers, Australians Ben Johnson, and Joel Bowden, New Zealand's Steven Old, Portugal's shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo, and Germany's Marcell 'legs wide' Jansen shows some flesh.

Finally Norwegian javelin thrower Andreas Thorkildsen in his suit.