Tottyland

With a W

The Wright Stuff (and it's not some sad ex Daily Mirror hack).

Some people (called Mikey) are so desperate to win Big Brother they run around only dressed in a pair of AussieBums. Perhaps he and Glyn should...bond...and I might consider voting for him, maybe perhaps.

With some help from Ian comes some swims boys, Alessio Boggiatto is a bit of a let down, as possibly is Pieter van den Hoogenband, Yury Prilukov isn't, Paul Biederman makes sure he isn't, as does Simon Burnett, I'm not sure about Frederick Bousquet, and Helge Meeuw seems more concerned about his hair colour.

Baseballer Dan Haren with his big stick, and you do better.

Australian rugby players Ben Tune in his kit and Cooper Cronk out of his, with some mates.

Finally Polish footballer Artur Boruc shirtless on a towel, on some floating thing, and exercising in the pool.