Aussie Boys

Formerly of Australian soap Neighbours, Daniel MacPherson got shirtless then naked (on the lavatory :/) in Five's attempt to do a Secret Life of Us, Tripping Over. He's blockier than I remember. This chap got naked too then became gay after a boat blew up or something like this while this chap (Abe Forsythe) did the dirty with some blond (woman sadly) and this chap couldn't manage it (standing up at least).

Some shirtless guy Jon found on a Cornish beach.

The Sheffield Hallam Poly sorry University rugby club are doing one of those (Roy will probably yawn) naked calendar things (which you can buy here). I'd happily play with this chap.

Finally some Germans, from their handball and sitting on boxes team Stefan Huebner, Simon Tischler, and Eugen Bokumowski, and little gymnast Fabian Hambuechen being cultural.

Still Wanting to Model Boys

Make me a Supermodel boys in only pants and towels including the thin James and Jono, the hairy Josh and the hairball Albert, and the pants filling Luke and Waz. I still want Waz (make of that what you will).

US5 have made a mistake over the boyband rules as only Jay Khan is goodlooking.

Formerly of Dark Angel, Michael Weatherly showing some flesh and hair on NCIS in a shirtless and hairy way.

Now you know the colour of Andy Roddick's underwear.

AJ Mendinger is apparently a racing driver of some sort not Brylcream's favourite customer.

Finally shirtless footballer Alexander Meier.

Ohhh prizes

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Which of these people wasn't in boyband Take That:

a) Mark Owen
b) Gary Barlow
c) Cherie Blair

Or if you prefer which is an evil witch using Downing Street as her office the $%$%$ing %^&%^er.

Bow Boy

Above is Jonas Armstrong shirtless and hairy(er) in the BBC's Robin Hood the antiwar years, shame he can't act.

Sports totty with footballers, Artur Boruc celebrates with a pelvic thrust, Luigi Pieroni plays footsie, Ben Foster and gravity, and Daniel Baier and Christoph Burkhardt bond, rugby player Gene Fairbanks, and basketballer Paul Davis.

Boxing bulk Wladimir Klitscko in his swimming trunks (rather than the boxing ones obviously).

Finally Mike Faiola playing loud drunk shirtless chap on CSI Miami who caused Brendan Jacob Joel Fehr to act his heart out.

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Hot Boy

Make me a Supermodel's Josh gets interviewed in only his pants in the sauna. I guess someone is building up a 'fan' base.

She's a Man which apparently means a lot of Robert Hoffman, and Channing Tatum flesh.

Epke Zonderland is a gymnast not a made up name.

East Fremantle AFL players Daniel Chidlow, Andrew McCarrey twice, Damon Bull, and former Essendon player James Davies of whom this is my favourite picture of.

Rugby fluff Mike Stanley, and Ben Young playing with their balls...sorry.

Finally some divers Adam Pierce and his oddly square bulge and Klam Itimobe and his gravity defying bulge.

Waxed Boys

The Make me a Supermodel boys get waxed you know where...

Rugby players have a rather open attitude to getting their kit off be it for modeling like with Australian Daniel Holdsworth who when wearing a shirt really wants it off, fellow Aussie (and Dean) Dean Young does the standard stand next to someone ugly to look even better shirtless ploy, and Michael Ennis knows he's been photographed so does the shirtless with water bottle, and shirtless pits showing poses that he knows will get in the paper.

Gymnasts, I think Russia's Maxim Deviatovski, and Switzerland's Niki Boeschensteinn are cute while Ian thinks Canada's Brandon O'Neill is. I guess we are both right.

Being Jordan Smith, you can be a college footballer or basketballer, an ice hockey player, a cute geek, a Scottish footballer, a South African surfer, and a Aussie rules player.

Finally some footballers Aitor Ocio shirtless and being mauled, Daniel Baier shirtless, Timo Kunert needs to eat more but does do odd dances shirtless, and Christopher Burkhard suggests wearing leiderhosen (or something like that) and looking like you are selling something is the 'Alpiner lifestyle'.

Query Boys

Questions to ponder:

Does Jont [his MySpace/website] look better as the boy next door or a hippy?

Why does Markus Daun have to wear such large shorts when he's shirtless?

As Erik von Detten can't act (but can look pretty) why did they employ him in a key role on a Law and Order SVU episode and not get him to take his top off?

Is Drake Bell trying to tell us something or does he thinks he looks good like that?

Is it part of McFly's stage show to get Dougie stripped, dressed in green tights, and then have some chap point at him?

And finally does Australian cricketer Michael Clarke have a thing about doing interesting poses dressed and shirtless?

Boys

The Make Me a Supermodel boys model red speedos...including Waz, not that I'm obsessed with him...



And then in the bath.

Dr Who spinoff Torchwood was on last night (with CSIistic shots of Cardiff from the air between scenes) and Burn Gorman who gets shirtless (with a magical spray) in episode one then naked and locked in a cell in the second episode. Apart from Burn naked and shirtless this chap acts having sex and shows of his ass.

Andy Roddick shows some leg then thigh (grey underwear eh Andy).

There is a Russian fashion designer who dresses up in a wedding dress and surrounds herself with half naked models sometimes painted white.

Finally two German footballers Christopher Burkhard and Alexander Madlung shirtless and two gymnasts Philippe Rizzo from Australia and Yuri van Gelder twice.

Pop Boys

Above is a picture (from Paul) of Howard Donald, Jason Orange, Robbie Williams, Gary 'must be hidden' Barlow and Mark Owen that might help you here.

Gymnasts can do the most amazing things in the arena and hopefully elsewhere. Brazil's Diego Hypolito can do the faces, the US's (or is that US') Alexander Artemev can do the positions, as can Russian Nikolai Kryukov, Matteo Morandi and Andrea Coppolino can do something in threes, Marian Dragulescu can play with Gene (who tells me he likes Marian), and he may be small and shave his armpits (which will please some) but Fabian Hambuechen is an active chappy.

Henry likes rugby player Frank Murphy but I don't see it.

Ryan Bittle has starred in something called Sweet Valley High, CSI Miami, and Buffy which is where these shirtless and skinny screencaps of him come from, but still kept that surname.

Finally two footballers Albert Streith shirtless and Clemens Fritz training for something that looks fun.

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Competition Time

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And you get to win (sorry only UK residents) one of three copies if you Email me at this address the answer to this question:

Which of these people wasn't in boyband Take That:

a) Mark Owen
b) Gary Barlow
c) Cherie Blair

If you don't win the album is out on 23 October.

Tennis Boys

Anyone for tennis (and originality)? Well you'll find one of the two here.

From Belguim we have a doubly shirtless Olivier Rochus and a glimpse of some blond fluff Kristof Vliegen's flesh.

From America here is a big and slightly hairy Andy Roddick and an even more hairy than usual Robby Ginepri.

From France comes a shirtless Richard Gasquet, (to solve Guy's request) his armpits, and ready for action.

Finally from Eastern Europe comes Mario Ancic, a shirtless Dmitry Tursunov, and a shirtless Tim Smyczek.

Shorn Boy

Keeping to a tradition here's footballer Michael Delura shirtless (and with less hair).

English cricketers Chris Read and Andrew Strauss in a 'I can look butch' moment, and Kevin Pietersen reacts to Andrew Flintoff's suggestion.

Basketballers Esteban Batista and a shirtless Zaza Pachulia.

Some fluff from Tuesday some Australian actor advertising a new show and Michael Mitchell in CSI Miami.

And finally some gymansts with the tiny Fabian Hambuechen and his armpits, the I have no idea how big Ilie Daniel Popescu, Canada's Kyle Shewfelt, somewhere Easterly Maxim Deviatovski and a collection of shirtless American gymnasts.

Fashion Boys

Above are wannabe models Luke, Albert, James, Josh, Jono, and Waz are the cast or stars of the UK TV show 'Make me a Supermodel' modeling some ugly clothes (which you can download here).



After the ugly clothes they went on to modeling only under pants which you can watch above (and which you can download here). This allowed a lot of camera work that started down below and then headed north (slowly).

I quite liked Josh shirtless and lickable as he is (even with wings on), Waz is pretty but a bit of a prat (how odd), Luke does nothing for me, while James though cute is too thin and too camp.

Wings Boy

They've got the Mercedes cute chap with wings out again whilst Brat Boy has his chest out (some people will do anything to get a link (fortunately)).

More gymnasts frolicing in Denmark (as they do) the Americans Clay Strother twice, and David Sender with Jon Horton, Ukrainian Andriy Iisayev, the Brits Adam Cox, Sam Hunter, and Ross Brewer, the Australian Thomas Pichler twice, and Dane Jeppe Villakjaer.

Finally apparently you can get paid for painting a passably cute chap blue with a purple snake motif. Annoyingly he has a loincloth on.

Wings Boy

They've got the Mercedes cute chap with wings out again whilst Brat Boy has his chest out (some people will do anything to get a link (fortunately)).

More gymnasts frolicing in Denmark (as they do) the Americans Clay Strother twice, and David Sender with Jon Horton, Ukrainian Andriy Iisayev, the Brits Adam Cox, Sam Hunter, and Ross Brewer, the Australian Thomas Pichler twice, and Dane Jeppe Villakjaer.

Finally apparently you can get paid for painting a passably cute chap blue with a purple snake motif. Annoyingly he has a loincloth on.

Statue Boy

Australian ironman Zane Holmes does his best impression of one of those massive Soviet statues.

The gymnastics is still going on in Denmark so here's some competitors Przemyslaw Lish, Ivan Tovara, Fabian Hambuechen, and Thomas Andergassen.

Call me observant but I've just noticed Darren Lockyer's about two foot tall but I was more interested in his shorts.

Footballers Germans Daniel Baier shirtless and Jurgen Gjasula shirtless while Brit Joey Barton in the same state.

I'm glad that cricket players have gone from the plump too many beers in the pavilion look to this one sported by Australian Michael Johnson.

Finally models parade, show off cleavage, and bulges.

Hawaii

Hoping everyone there is OK.

Military Boys

Above are some of the marines who posed for a charity calendar which you can see more of here and buy here (thanks Michael)

Rugby boys, the wonderfully named Tobias Willi gets savaged, as does Kiwi Richard Kahui, Nick Evans, and Ryan Powell.

American surfer Kelly Slater leaves nothing to the imagination, but we still need further studies.

The new BBC version of the Robin Hood story might be rubbish but as every episode so far has had flesh on show like here with Joe Armstrong shirtless and tied up, which almost makes up for Jonas Armstrong wearing clearly machine made tops.

Finally there is some gymnastic event on in Denmark so you get to see Tore Samuelson, Martin Ruzickak, Nikolai Kryukov, Marian Dragulescu, Andreas Schweizer, and Alexander Artemev.

Armoured Boy

Above is Scot in France Sean Lamont doing his bit for calendars.

To promote water sports the Australians get waterpoloers like Brent Franklin to get into his kit (ie not much) and pose throwing a ball, do a group pose in speedos, get swimmers like Michael Klim to hold females up only wearing speedos, and a speedo clad Ky Hurst by some empty seats.

Another 'not that one' Jason Cook.

This week's comedic blond Russell Howard for the six people who asked, so here's some more pictures of him. Also requested was Scottish cyclist Ross Edgar [his site] shirtless, but I only got near, and Australian footballer Lucas Neill shirtless.

Blond Boy

Above is Kyle Lowder stripping (in Dutch)

So Roy and Pete can discuss wrinkles again here's some training shirtless American gymnasts to investigate. Also here's a kitted out David Sender, Stephen Tetrault, Dave Iammatteo, Michael Oliveria, and a hairy shirtless Jay Thornton.

As England have just shown footballers are often better posing like Niko Kranjcar (with a small 'v' over the 'c') than playing football. Or they can train in a shirtless way like Mike Hanke or just run around in the sea like Thorben Marx, or have a chat while being cute like Benny Feilhaber and Rafael van der Vaart, just please don't play football.

Finally Jason Cook (not this one) plays footsie.

Mirror Boy

Lee wants to promote things by sending me a video of a naked chap in front of a mirror which you can download here.

Shirtless Australia cricketers in a group from left to right Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Symonds and Shane Watson twice and Shane Watson solo(ish) and then naked. Now that's how to make cricket fun to watch, not an elaborate rain dance.

By request a shirtless picture of Aussie Rules player Brad Miller and God Squad rocker Phil Wickham as near to shirtless as I can find which is nowhere near.

Finally some footballers England's Wayne Bridge legs spread and a celebrating Baris Oezbek.

Bath Boys

Though I hate to say it England has some rather cute rugby players like Ben 'want to look older' Foden, Olly Barkley, Jordan Cranes, Ben Cohen, Michael Lipman, Josh Lewsey, Olly Morgan, Matt Tait, Lewis Moody, and Daniel Cipriani. I'm already imagining the team bath.

Footballers Gareth Bale, Fernando Torres gets hilly, and from Henry and Valencia comes Miguel and Baraja.

Finally Australian swimmer Dirk van Velden in speedos [rant]which is what all swimmers should wear not those body suits [/rant], bless.

Swinging Boys

Tex kindly sent me loads of gymnast pictures and although I've posted some before I won't ruin the set. So here is Steve McCain shirtless, Sean Townsend in the same state, as are the two Jasons Furr and Gatson and Guard Young. Following that theme are Graham Ackerman, Alex Yagudin, Sasha Artemev, and Paul Hamm. Being rebellious and thus dressed here's Lance Ringnald.

Some cute chap on the Sure for Women advert while this chap is in a Surf advert gets [confused look] his top ripped off then [shocked look] naked.

Finally in the BBC's version of The Lost World in which Matthew Rhys got shirtless, wet, and hairy whilst after being asked to get his weapon Tom Ward got shirtless(ish).

Purple Boy

Above is Noah Fleiss in wrestling kit as Denny Cannon in Law and Order episode 'Girl Most Likely' which you can download here.

The training method for Kiwi rugby player Simon Mannering seems to be to wrestle shirtless with other players like Brent Webb and Tony Martin. If I'd know of this training message I might have taken up the sport (or wrestling).

By request Sam Troughton (grandson of Dr Who version 2) shirtless and hairy bathing in Robin Hood (the antiwar lefty years).

Finally some footballers, dressed like Sasha Duma, and Michael Rensing, but bulging like John Terry, showing their legs then getting shirtless like Frank Lampard, Alexander Meier, Lucas Neill, and Michael Carrick twice.

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Moon Boy

Thanks to Matt above is Joey Barton making a detailed cultural statement on the state of the modern game (or mooning for short).

James D'arcy dressed up as a Roman in some BBC Roman thingy with actors in skirts.

'Tis the season for young bits of fluff like Tom Hislop, Haydyn Keil, Scott Gumbleton, James Thompson, Bachar Houlil, and James Sellar try to become AFL players so they can do what Brodie Holland is doing to Nick Stevens.

As requested by Jan and the rhyming Sam here is British comic Mark Watson mocking the week and here's one more.

Finally footballer Arne Friedrich shirtless.

Stripping Boys

Above is a shirtless anonymous meeting.

This is Mark Carter (more here) who is this year's Mr Gay UK and as a reward he gets a bald Canadian but I prefer Mr Bristol Brad Smith (more of him here) and Mr Dundee Thomas Lindsey (more of him here). You can make your own minds up by looking at the runners up here.

Australian rugby player Cooper Cronk sitting around shirtless with Scott Hill's leg and then full body.

Footballers of the kicking ball type, Germans Julian Rateipp, Daniel Brosinski, Ralf Faehrmann, and Daniel Baier, Australian Jarryd Hayne shirtless, and Piotr Trochowski shirtless, and David Beckham, and of the bouncing and fisting, Dean Solomon shirtless.

Australian beach fauna like triathlete Nathan Smith in black speedos is worth studying.

Finally I know that Smallville has jumped the shark but now they are getting Justin Hartley into PVC archery gear (borrowed from here) I might start watching again. Something coming from the Lex/Clark homoerotic under current would help too...hint.

Ripple Boy

That is Nick Youngquest who along with other Australian rugby players like Liam Fulton, Ashley Harrison, Stuart Webb, and Riley Brown all decided to get naked for the charity Naked Rugby League Calendar which you can buy here (and find more naked players).

Adverts have their fluff and here's Italian deliveryboy in his singlet.

Footballers of one type Torsten Frings shirtless, and Daniel Baier and the effect of inertia, of another Ben Cousins is excited at winning, and imagine this picture of Jarred McVeigh minus the tights.

Justin Timberlake with no top on, discuss with specail reference to his nipples.

By request British actor Dominic Cooper.

Nigel Harman got his top off in Avengers clone (but not as good (show not film)) The Outsiders and here's some caps.

Finally models Zack Story and Adrian Armas.

Backstroke Boy

Jesse Spencer (ex Neighbours now in House) and Tim Draxl (Supernova) get their kits off and into speedos (well of the late 50s version). Jesse wanders around and around in his. The film has a lot of Tim and Jesse showing off a lot of flesh.


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Enjoy.

Rescue Boy

Ashton Kutcher gets shirtless and sports a plainly fake tattoo in The Guardian which is about the US Coast Guard not about really bad lefty journalism.

A bit of rugby player Darren Lockyer leg(s) and a bit of model Joseph Sayers you know what.

Mark asked for me to do some caps of geologist Iain Stewart shirtless on his BBC2 show so I did. Rower and Great North Run(ner) James Cracknell for Tom.

Finally some footballers Clemens Fritz shirtless with Tranquillo Barnetta, and Nuno Gomes teases then shirtless with some other players.

Raptor Boys

Apparently the West Coast Eagles cheated to win the AFL Championships according to all the people I know in Sydney. They do agree Ben Cousins is cute though. Before the match they had a show in which Brodie Holland danced and got his top off, Brendan Fevola got mostly shirtless (no I don't see the attraction either but some do) and Shane Crawford points.

It's just a ball game (involving feet) but footballers Benjamin Kohler is smooth, Michael Stegmayer's head, Marco Russ looks blond and cute, Beckham takes position one in three German players strip, and a shirtless Christian Schulz strips for the crowd.

Requestypoos comic Russell Howard and rugby boys Darren Lockyer and Greg Inglis shirtless. Speaking (typing) of rugby players they are versatile chaps who can help you park you bike, be Russell Crowe, serve your food, give you a good mix, have their other is in the Albert Hall, and have pant slippage.