Tottyland

Moon Boy

Thanks to Matt above is Joey Barton making a detailed cultural statement on the state of the modern game (or mooning for short).

James D'arcy dressed up as a Roman in some BBC Roman thingy with actors in skirts.

'Tis the season for young bits of fluff like Tom Hislop, Haydyn Keil, Scott Gumbleton, James Thompson, Bachar Houlil, and James Sellar try to become AFL players so they can do what Brodie Holland is doing to Nick Stevens.

As requested by Jan and the rhyming Sam here is British comic Mark Watson mocking the week and here's one more.

Finally footballer Arne Friedrich shirtless.