Tottyland

Blond Boy

Above is Kyle Lowder stripping (in Dutch)

So Roy and Pete can discuss wrinkles again here's some training shirtless American gymnasts to investigate. Also here's a kitted out David Sender, Stephen Tetrault, Dave Iammatteo, Michael Oliveria, and a hairy shirtless Jay Thornton.

As England have just shown footballers are often better posing like Niko Kranjcar (with a small 'v' over the 'c') than playing football. Or they can train in a shirtless way like Mike Hanke or just run around in the sea like Thorben Marx, or have a chat while being cute like Benny Feilhaber and Rafael van der Vaart, just please don't play football.

Finally Jason Cook (not this one) plays footsie.