Judson

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Tied Boy

Above is Josh Henderson who after going for a swim in his speedos gets tied up on a bed and then savaged by really, really, really fake giant leeches in a film of that name.

Model Joseph Sayers shirtless (or someone who looks like him).

The Dover Sharks rugby team have done a calender (how 2005) with those classics, can't think of anything more novel so lets put the ball over his bits, ass showing in the shower, and ball over bits yet again. Can't they think of different poses?

British actors, Kevin Sacre who does confused while hairy (I'm not sure if a chest wax would improve things) so well naked, and Jamie Davis who excels in thin and hairy(ish).

Finally today's random cute chap just out of the water.

Showers Boy

Above is a shirtless speedo clad Trevor Harris David DeCoteau epic Leeches and also in fish net arms in The Frightening.

Kotor Boy

Borrowed from Val comes Montenegrin water polo player Krsto Sbutega of whom there is more on Dreamcaps.

A very merry Christmas (or religious/pagan/secular/sexual celebration) to all my readers, contributors, linkee (and ers) and to all the totty that took their shirts (etc) off in the last twelve months.

Now how does one wrap Jake?

Eric D

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Shorts Boy

Above is Canadian actor and model Taylor Kitsch of whom Kenneth has more.

Model David Rich is selling exercise DVDs to help you lose the pounds you put on over Christmas. In reality although you start out wanting to look like David Rich then your enthusiasm wains (around the 5th) you can just look at him ('I'm not watching some cute chap get all hot and sweaty, I'm exercising'). You can of course see him naked here.

Australian water polo players, you know what that means fluff in speedos, Jamie Smyth, Chris Gronow, Anthony Martin, Luke Gavin (glaring for some reason), Jono Cotterill, Robert Maitland, Trent Franklin (who should give back Ben Affleck's teeth), Rhys Howden, and Richie Campbell. To think a straight chap invented the sport...amazing.

Do you reckon Ryan Gigg's chest hair is stuck on, or that David Beckham just happened to stand in a position that drew his shorts tight over his ass when a camera was on him? Do you prefer Fabio Cannavaro dressed only in shorts or speedos? Should Laurentiu Reghecampf, Jan Schlaudraff, or Gonzalo Castro take their tops off or should all three? And wouldn't questions like this make Question of Sport watchable (with Ali McCoist's head on a pole)?

Finally today's random cute chap admires his talent.

Anonymous Boy

JJ would like to know who the above chap is. Anyone able to help him out?

Australian swimmers Brendan Capell and Josh Santacaterina stand around dressed only in speedos, which is what swimmers should wear.

The English cricket team pretend to run because when they actually do it tires the useless gits poor chaps out.

Footballer Thomas Langer spoils things by wearing women's support pants fortunately David Beckham, Michael Owen, Kaka (yes that's his name not what a kid says when they want the loo), and Michael Hanke twice get shirtless to make up for it.

Seven young chaps dressed only in speedos hand water polo helmets, shame they picked that colour for the speedos.

British pretend footballer, model, and soap actor Sam Robertson may occasionally look like he's selling something and needs a haircut and to grimace less but as a great man once said 'I wouldn't say no'.

Finally today's random cute chap whose chest really needs oiling (as a start).

Arrogant Boy

Surprised Boy

Upset Boy

And that's three more emotions than Roger Moore ever managed. For those with an interest that is Brent Weber who was fluff de jour on the last CSI Miami episode we had here in Blighty. Even the attached female didn't ruin the visuals. Oh and he can do concerned which puts him above Ben Affleck.

Tommy was a member of German boyband Seize the Day. I think you can guess why they were as successful as but never mind you can just look at more shirtless pictures of Tommy and hope he goes solo.

Do you think if I buy a Wii console the two bits of fluff in the adverts this chap and this one (if this one stops eating lemons) are included or do you have to get one of those gift package things?

As it's more fun than watching them play (as is getting the plague) here's some shirtless footballers, Michael Carrick, Milan Baros, Matt Jansen, and although I still 'don't get it' Steven Gerrard. Those who don't go all the way (Virgin Trains as they are otherwise called) Ryan Giggs and his treasure hedge, and the smooth Vlatko Grozdanoski.

Women's magazines have some uses as you get to see British actors Oliver James naked and Danny Dyer shirtless (and learn that black is the new black).

Finally today's random cute guy.

Locker Room Boys

Above is the American version of the Queer as Folk locker room scene where Randy Harrison gives a schoolmate a...perhaps he had too much cola. You can download it here. Also on YouTube there are moving Brazilian twins if you like that sort of thing.

Australian rugby player Braith Anasta and Anthony Minichiello shirtlessly pretend to be boxers while Marko Bosnic actually is one.

German footballer Lukas Podolski (see I managed to avoid any ball gags with that photo) shirtless not just once but twice.

Finally from Jim a random cute chap (who is an American college swimmer called Bart Steninger).

Rod Boy

Andy Roddick (and his lickable chest) seems to have perfected the buff tennis player in shorts that cling to bits of your anatomy while Lleyton Hewitt hasn't.

At the pro 'celebrity' sand touch rugby thing they had in Australia recently rugby player Billy Slater lounged around even on top of another player, fellow player Darren Lockyer got playful, and model/arm furniture Jake Wall did what he does best, prancing around looking cute.

It's very easy to be cruel so I won't be, Justin Guarini is actually looking quite cute from the right angle. Oh and before you say he isn't this is how he looked before the make over...ahhhhhh.

Finally some shirtless footballers, as they seem to be popular, starting with Michael Ballack, moving on to a pensive Cristiano Ronaldo, a possibly excited Lukas Podolski, an ignored Eugen Polanski, to Hernan Crespo and Albert Gilardino who wished he had brought his sail.

Two out of three Boy

Oliver Farnworth (above) fits two of the Hollyoaks criteria he's hairy and good looking (awaits Roy's verdict), sadly he can act which stops him getting a hat trick.

You get oiled up and show off your chest and rather pert behind, you get tied up and chained up twice, and you have a gay member who comes out before everyone has already guess and it's a non story, and yet nobody buys Phixx's [their site] records. What other demographic was there (bar people who like good music) to appeal to?

Finally loads (well quite a lot) of swimmers starting with Ryan 'explosive hair' Lochte in red speedos, stretching, and shirtless in front of a scary statue (I won't comment on the thing the statue's hand could be doing), Josh Krogh shirtless, Ed Moses looks better with the beard, Jayme Cramer shirtless and Brendan Hansen attracts the statue's attention too.

Porn to Pop

Award winning gay porn star Johnny Hazzard more used to making more guttural sounds (so I'm told) has decided to launch a pop career.

For it's genre it isn't that bad so perhaps Johnny will give up the gay (ba boom) job.

Thanks to David for pointing me the video's way.

Chad C

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Rich Boy

Above is fitness model David Rich shirtless whose site is here.

Footballers in their kits, Mark Gonzalez and his shorts, and Michael Delura's shorts showing something (or so some claim), and shirtless, Damien Duff, Scott Parker, Morten Gamst Pedersen, and Joe Cole.

American actor Milo Ventimiglia shirtless twice (borrowed from here).

New Zealand rugby team the Chiefs shirtless together and Steven Bates, Keith Robinson, Marty Holah, and Richard Kahui shirtless on their own.

The Bondi lifesavers speedos have been redesigned. See I'm first with important information.

Finally some American college wrestlers, Ryan Morningstar and Kody Hamrah, Ryan alone, Brett Stedman and Tyler Baker, Matt Fields and Jared Cardery, and Mario Galanakis and Garrett Cummings.

Double Boy

Above, in case you are interested, is model Evan Wade [his MySpace] who you can see only in his underwear and help out of those tight jeans.

Footballers, a shirtless Piotr Trochowski remembers he's invited Wayne Rooney round and this bit of shirtless fluff is called Coco (or Coc as Henry slipped) on holiday in waterlogged swimming trunks.

Yes I know those pictures of ex Australian soap stars Daniel McPherson and Stephen Hunt only in black speedos, and yes I can post a few of them again, and yes I hope the water was cold too for Daniel's sake.

Finally some New Zealanders, swimmers Cameron Gibson and Moss Burmester, and rugby players Nathan Fein, and Tony Martin.

No Theme Boys

A mixed bag of fluff today starting with footballer Alexandre Pato.

Rugby boys Ben Foden, Tim Cornforth, Trent Barrett, Murray Alexander Bringhur, Daniel Gray, the Brisbane Broncos being reined in, and the New Zealand team having a shirtless dance.

British boxer Amir Khan in his boxing shorts.

AFLers Joel Reynolds, and a shirtless Brent Moloney, and a doubley shirtless Brendon Fevola.

And finally today's random cute chap borrowed blatantly from Ray.

Danube Boy

Above is Austrian swimmer Markus Rogan [his site] starting off today's themed post on shirtless (admittedly it's not that hard to find pictures of swimmers minus their tops) swimmers, not hairy Austrians.

Americans Davis Tarwater with a blond and in a towel, and Ryan Lochte with his explosive hair covered up [his site].

Australians Adam Lucas and Eamon Sullivan snarling and smiling.

Finally Europeans Helge Meeuw and Arkady Vyatcha (or something like that) both seem to think they have won something.

Blond Boy

Today's post only consists of shirtless footballers which explains why I started the post with a shirtless picture of England's Alan Smith. I know you feel let down and expect more than just smooth young over-paid bodies but I do promise that not a single one will be of Wayne Rooney.

The only other Brit today is (yes he's from Canada but we pretend) Owen Hargreaves.

Germans (and there are quite a lot of them) are Denis Epstein, Christian Timm, Markus Daun, other Markus Feulner, Lucas Podolski twice, Sebastian Kehl, Robert Enke (with good advice as long as it's not your ball), Sebastian Helbig, Stephan Kiessling, Timo Achenbach, Michael Delura, and Martin Demichelis.

Finally Italy's Francesco Totti, and Spain's Roque Santa Cruz.

Investigating Boy

Above is Michael Weatherley shirtless and hairy on NCIS

I do like watching swimmers in their tight speedos, better move my hand down to cover things up, oh no some woman I hope she doesn't come over here, better pretend I'm interested while watching the swimmers, and now she's given me a bit of paper, perhaps it's here brother's number...oh pants it's hers. Of course the very straight Ian Thorpe would never really think that way.

What a difference Jesse Metcalfe having a haircut made.

Australian rugby player Craig Wing takes a shower, a long shower, the water falling on his smooth tanned skin...

English footballer Frank Lampard in his briefs and assuming interesting positions on the beach.

Finally from David comes a mix of fluff frolicing together in bed, going for a long hard ride, painted, and making walls a darn sight more interesting.

Zack H

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Foot Boy

Australian footballer Joel, brother of Adam, Griffiths looks quite cute even with long damp hair, Bernardo Corradi might be showing something, but Joey Barton isn't.

The Tripods was a for its time (mid 1980s) okay TV version of the John Christopher’s trilogy of books including scenes of late teen actors lounging around in white shorts after serving their masters (aliens not men wearing too much leather) and views up those shorts. It was part of the 80's lets take the proverbial by making scripts as homoerotic as possible period on the BBC. Mike had a crush, when he was young, on lead actor John Shackley so he wanted to share these pictures. A film version is being made next year.

Australian soap actors Mark Furze and Chris Hemsworth go head to head in the national who can use their shades to pull down their T shirt and show off some flesh competition. The judges were impressed that they were blatant enough to do it during twilight.

Being part of the crew on some films must be fun as you get to have a quick peek at Sloppy Seconder Marco Dapper bits and see what's going on below the cut off point.

Finally David Omer is some sort of gymnast or circus type chappy who gets into painful positions and kisses plastic ducks in baths. Oliver has video of him doing whatever he was doing.

Laundry Boy

I could if I was being lazy comment on not only the washing machine needing filling with something, so there you have it. Though I doubt that straight males know how to use a washing machine I can buy that they are able to hold a hand towel in a bath (why?) and lift up a sheet, and you can buy the calendar they are in here.

Australian long distance runner Craig Mottram [his site] may train shirtless but it's only when he's dressed that you get the full picture, though I'm not sure why he's picked rural Tennessee as the inspiration for his haircut.

Often overlooked so here's some British actors, some chap called Chris Hide, the cute ex of Band of Brothers Ricky Nixon, ex of Hollyoaks Kieron Richardson who can do camp [more of Kieron naked here] and overly posed Simon Cole.

Al Santos showing off his talent and shirtless [more here].

Finally some AFLers, this year's new Saints who will get to play with a shirtless Nick dal Santo who ruined this picture by wearing something under his shorts, forshame. If Mark McVeigh wanted to look good he should wear his kit not the tightest T shirt he could find.

As Richard (and the Telegraph) shows getting your kit off for charity is becoming endemic, lets hope it becomes epidemic.

Australian swimmers are worth studying even if they don't all fill the stereotype of tall and blond like Kenrick Monk or noseworthy like Matt Welsh. Some are a tad lacking in the swimming trousers department like Brenton Rickard.

Models, was or is Mr Someone Jamie Dornan shirtless, James Penfold, Roch Barbot, and Julian Schalk.

Studying footballer requires the asking difficult questions (and not just why do they get paid more than 50 nurses). Do they oil footballers? That's Alessandro Gamberini and Henry sent me the picture. Are some people a bit too obsessed about what's in David Beckham's shorts?

Finally two bits of fluff, one and two, from last night's episode of CSI Miami.

Arresting Boys

Above are the 'Calendar Cops' New Jersey's 'fittest and finest' shirtless who vary from buff to nerdy, and from shy to showoffs.

Australian swimmers (left to right) Kenrick Monk, Eamonn Sullivan, and Brenton Rickard try to look cool or hard or something.

Footballer Kevin Vandenbergh has a thing for opening his legs wide (nice underwear) even upside down. He spreading (sorry) his habit too. Marcel Schafer (and his eyebrows) does it too. But Cristian Ronaldo has to go that one stage further.

Finally French rugby player Julian Hans lies naked on a couch and has his behind examined.

Forest Boy

Above is Jesse Metcalfe doing what he's best at looking cute, no not acting.

Rugby boys, Scotland's Ruaridh Jackson, New Zealand's Willie Rickards, and England's David Strettle possibly showing something.

Footballers the German Daniel Baier, and Italians Matteo Contini, and Luca Cigarini.

Finally another time of footballer, American college footballer, the wonderfully named Ryan Succop getting mobbed.

Joe D

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Poly Boys

The chaps of Sheffield Hallam University Rugby club have produced a 2007 nude fundraising calendar and sent me the above promo shots hoping you'll go buy it...

Continuing the rugby theme here's some Sevens players, Mark Robertson of Scotland, Nick Abendanon and Tom Croft of England, David Dillon of Australia, and Tom James and Rhodri McAteen (now there's mixed genetics) of Wales

Australia has lost one genetic mutant swimmer with a big nose, but there's always Grant Hackett.

Finally some models who model clothes like David Boner, Dan Cotten, and Adam Blake, or who model them by not wearing them like Michael Camilotos, Roger Morinco, and Josh Saunders.

TV Boys

Cute actors Dustin Milligan, Kristopher Turner even when he's wearing glasses, the now adult Tyler Kyte, and Eric Lively who looks like this when shirtless.

Scott Caan needs a hair cut (and an oil down).

English Rugby Sevens players (all twelve of them), David Strettle gets 'dacked', while Tom Croft shows off his trail and James Haskell gets pushy.

Footballers, Shay Given (yes that's his name) gets excited and ideas and a shirtless Marcell Jansen gets threatened with a mobile...behave or I'll Nokia you matey.

Finally some nudity (you have been warned) Scottish rugby player shows of his behind in and out of armour, and half and all of his bits.