Two out of three Boy
Oliver Farnworth (above) fits two of the Hollyoaks criteria he's hairy and good looking (awaits Roy's verdict), sadly he can act which stops him getting a hat trick.
You get oiled up and show off your chest and rather pert behind, you get tied up and chained up twice, and you have a gay member who comes out before everyone has already guess and it's a non story, and yet nobody buys Phixx's [their site] records. What other demographic was there (bar people who like good music) to appeal to?
Finally loads (well quite a lot) of swimmers starting with Ryan 'explosive hair' Lochte in red speedos, stretching, and shirtless in front of a scary statue (I won't comment on the thing the statue's hand could be doing), Josh Krogh shirtless, Ed Moses looks better with the beard, Jayme Cramer shirtless and Brendan Hansen attracts the statue's attention too.
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