Chest Boy

Joe thought we needed to examine footballer John Terry's chest in detail.

Who has the cutest relay team, the Australians, or the British? I'm voting Australian. Solo runners Nick 'Bill wants me' Symmonds, and Jeffrey Riseley if you like them a bit d'oh, But enough runners, here are the spear throwing Breaux Greer, Jarrod Bannister, Pablo Pietrobelli, and Eric 'Bill wants me too the greedy bugger' Brown, the jumping Arthur Abele, Steven Hooker, and the forever jumping Robert Jacob Arnold, and the putter Josef Karas.

Is it me or has the quality threshold in Australian swimmers gone down recently? But there may be some hope.

Finally as requested former Neighbours actor Blair McDonough in his underwear.

Couple of Boys

Sam wanted to see former Home and Away actors Mitch Firth and Chris Egan get close while shirtless.

Two blond jumpers called Chris, the German Christian Reif, and Chris Tomlinson with the red headed Greg Rutherford. Australian Chris Noffke has the wrong hair colour to be included but jumps. And before I get too silly here for those who like beef over chicken is Germany's Robert Harting.

Billy Slater gets his shorts caught on something while Craig Wing is probably not doing what it looks like he's doing, while Ben Ross might have an active finger or two. Oh and here's Ryan Girdler shirtless too.

And to end today's random cute blond swimmer.

Not So Naked Boys

Australian rugby players Daniel Conn and Dene Halatau are Naked For A Cause, but probably inside the calender. I prefer Daniel minus the grease (or paint or whatever that is) and minus his shorts but we don't always get what we want.

As near as I could find former Home and Away actor Ben Steel to being shirtless.

Some more athletes, Brit Andrew Steele closer in, Germany's Eike Onnen, Switzerland's Marc Schneeberger and Marco Cribari, South Africa's Christian 'odd shoes' Krone, and Finland's Visa 'lunch pack' Hongisto.

And finally a montage of Shawn Roberts' behind and him shirtless with Chad Allen.

Dominion Boys

Blond fluff Canadian actor Steve Byers starred in the soap Falcon Beach which even though he showed a lot of flesh and got shirtless but the show still got cancelled. Perhaps if he went as far as fellow Canadian Shawn Roberts is willing to go he might have saved the show.

As requested Australian rugby player Daniel Conn wearing nothing at all.

Kim sent me these pictures of Australian actor Ben Nicholas with some suggested captions so here is 'take me' and 'insert here'.

English cricketer Stuart Board really needs to get his top off.

What part of the game of rugby would need Australian players Mark Gerrard, and Drew Mitchell requires on the ground with raised behinds? The showers afterwards perhaps. I'm sure there are easier ways to pull down Matt Giteau's shorts. And why is it always the not so visual players like Mark Chisholm who take their tops off?

Finally the photographers at the world athletics seemed to want to capture Canadian hurdler Adam Kunkel's bulge from various angles.

Running Boys

As the world athletics championships are on in Japan here are some athletes, Australia's Joshua Ross, Kiwi Gareth Hyett, Sweden's Henrik Skoog, and Norway's Anton Andersson shirtless with friends.

His boiness goes to Copenhagen to study the wildlife.

American gymnasts, Cole Storer, Philip Onorato, Justin Spring shirtless and wrapped up, Blaine 'must train shirtless' Wilson, and Todd Thornton's behind.

And to end AFLer Ben Cousins shirtless in the ocean.

Machine Boys

Dolce & Gabbana have gone for an industrial theme by getting their fluff to stand around wearing little surrounded by bits of plastic made to look like metal.

As requested Corey Sevier in all his shirtless big breasted glory [more here], and a couple of collages Josh Randall with his top off which are David's.

now for some swimmers, a foursome of Australian swimmers though I'll start on the outside and not work my way in, Canada's Andrew Hurd and his hopefully obscured bulge, Australians Sean Piper, and Travis Nederpelt, and somebody called Ian Thorpe doing what I believe is called a deck change.

Peter

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Third Boy

Here's the dark haired hairiness of Dominic and his pelt.

Frank Lampard, useless footballer but doesn't look bad with his top off.

Via David Reymundo Santiago gets tied up on stage for Dickens which you can see part of here. On a similar theme a shirtless Eric Johnson (from Fred) though went too far on the braces and I'm not overly impressed about his dentists office.

Finally dancer Jason Piper [his site] in Swan Lake. I do love culture.

Iberian Boy

From David is Spanish singer, presenter, and actor Àlex Casademunt overly protected.

For Craig here are some shirtless pictures of Australian travel presenter former VJ, and Cleo model, Jason Dundas who looks good in shorts but should avoid speedos as he doesn't fill them that well.

John sent me a picture of an unknown Australian rugby players ass, which vaguely matches some fall out on the pitch.

I'm not sure if the rough look suits Jesse Metcalfe, but if it means he'll take his top off...

If you are protesting with placards saying 'I'd rather go naked...' it is a little disappointing that you're not. But then again if those who do are rather cute it makes up for the shy ones (or the cute naked ones hiding in the crowd). I love that the security guy has 'security' written in felt tip pen over his chest, how the naked ones are trying not to look at nearby girls (for some reason) and how smooth these anti fur protesters are.

Footballers Andreas Beck and Rouwen Hennings are German and blond, no link there.

Finally from Fred comes Norwegian model Martin Andersen topless.

Does a lot for Charity

This blog is helping Duong Yean from Cambodia to expand her grocery business through a bit of microfinancing.

So you can look at the totty and know you're helping someone too.

Australian Boys

Simon Baker, actor, surfer, and women's dressing gown wearer, spent at least half of his appearences in the first episode of Smith without his top on yet it was still crap. Anything that stereotypes an Australian as a surfer (at least ten of them aren't) and a womaniser might give good visuals but that's all.
Finally Scott (a third one) kindly sent me these shirtless pictures of mildly hairy Australian soap actor Mark Furze proving why sofas get all the luck.

Psycho Boy

The second (and final) load of caps from David DeCoteau epic Beastly Boyz and Sebastian Gacki is still doing bad things to boys in their underwear. Well almost, this chap fails to take his top off and gets despatched quickly.

Then along comes a curly haired bloke who starts off fully clothed(ish) but psycho boy knocks him over the head with a log. It's not the end for the curly one because he gets tied to the beam of a long cabin (hard to do to an unconcious person but lets not dwell on the legion of plot flaws) and striped to his underwear. He's not the only one in his pants, so is psycho boy. We have two chaps, in their underwear, both in gags, one tied up, and the psycho boy pulls it out (ok pulls out his knife) and starts running it over curly haired boy's body and then further down, where it lingers and lingers. After playing with the curly one (and his nice ass) for about ten minutes finally psycho boy goes you know what.

The next victim keeps his top on so is hardly on screen.

The next (and last) victim is exercising with (shock horror) his top off (and an odd bulge in his shorts) and that produces the need for long lingering shots of his torso. He too gets stabbed (eventually).

The message of the film? If you're in the woods having your top off increases your life expectancy.

Cut Out Boy

I'm using a capricious WiFi system for the next week that cuts out faster than a Third World power supply so posts will come at odd times (said the nubile young man to the bishop).

Anyways onto to the fluff, as he was so popular here's another shirtless picture of model Joe Griffith.

Are those UK athlete Chris Tomlinson's pants or the lining of his shorts?

I know that US actor Justin Hartley is hairy, then why are these the most hairy pictures I can find of him? Well if you look really carefully you can just about make some hair out (or that could just be a distortion).

The Port Adeliade AFL boys have a swim, bless.

Some American gymnasts, Paul Hamm might have a career elsewhere if gymnastics doesn't work, as might his brother Morgan and their shaving teammate Alexander (aka Sasha) Artemev.

English cricketer Stuart Broad has a nice behind, discuss. Anyone who says 'I've seen better' needs to be more inventive.

And finally today's random cute chap found on Getty Images.

Psycho Boy

Today's post features a lot of screencaps from David DeCoteau epic Beastly Boyz in which Sebastian Gacki plays a vengeful brother out to get revenge on the muscular young men who did naughty things to his sister.

Psycho boy needs to get fit for his nemesis impression so he first does pull ups in only a pair of white pants which for some reason needed to be filmed for about a minute in slow motion. Then on went some red shorts, which for a reason that I'm sure was vital to the plot, meant lots of shots of Sebastian's chest and groin. Then psycho boy is back doing pull ups in his underwear but with the camera closer in. In case we missed it a minute earlier a tired psych boy is back in his red shorts but this time...no wait for it...his left leg's up not his right one and he's showing off his armpits. At least Sebastian seems to be enjoying himself.

Having had enough exercise psycho boy needs to lie down and run a kitchen knife over his sweaty body down to his groin. I'm not sure what knife over sweaty flesh is supposed to symbolise if anything.

You get twelve minutes of Sebastian in pants or shorts.

After meditating psycho boy goes to find his first victim. While this chap is having a shower and we watch the long lingering shots of his body and face he is joined by psycho boy. Sebastian comes up behind the muscular chap and just when you being to think things are going to get good Seb spoils it all by going all stabby.

More to come.

Justin Z

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Seaweed Boy

I'm not sure why but I often get requests for naked pictures of Australian actor (and soon to be lawyer (well it beats waiter (just))) Ben Unwin, and occasionally for soap actors in leather trousers. Synchronicity abounds.

Models are odd beasts, some think they should only have one name like Janez, some are better known for their body than their face like Wil Denton, some like Michael Rothkopf (ironically Michael Redhead) superglue their hand to their heads, some need tans as Joe Griffith shows, others such as Wes Cotton used to play rugby, you even get those like Andy Ashton who have bodies too big for their heads, but Matthew Taylor who they draw on still look cute.

Finally Tom sent me this picture of Keith and Derek Brewer who are sadly not at the bottom of my garden.

Cheek Boy

AFLer Jamie Charman shirtless and showing a firm talent.

Boyband requestitude the various bits of the failed Phixx who quickly got to the tops off stage then oblivion, which included Mickey, Nik and Chris, and yes I do have another picture of Take Thater Jason Orange in PVC.

American actor Reiley McClendon who got very close and pouty with Jonathon Togo on CSI Miami. Poor Jonathon must have enjoyed it that his sixteen year old costars was taller than he is.

English rugby beef Josh Lewsey, and Olly Barkley, and French rugby boeuf Aurelien Rougerie.

American gymnasts, a possible Hamm sandwich with Paul and Morgan, or on its own with Paul. Sasha Artemev shirtless coy with some other bits of shirtless gym fluff, which occasionally gets played with.

Balkan Boy

Novak Djokovic, Serbian tennis player, Grease want to be, 'singer', and man of varying hair lengths.

Edward sent me this only in underwear model (or model in underwear) Dennis van den Eijk.

German athletes, runners Thomas Blaschek shirtless and in short shorts, Bastian Swillims, Ingo Schultz, spear thrower Stephan Steding, and discus thrower Robert Harting.

To continue the cute bit actor from yesterday here's a picture of American actor Matt Long shirtless.

And in the end a picture of English rugby player Ben Cohen shirtless and hairy is a good way to relaunch his site, whilst Australian Steve Turner goes a bit smoother.

Old Boy

Above is David's view of how David Beckham's teammates will react to him taking his top off, but from recent photos they might ask him for some Worthers Originals.

The background totty often add that little something to things like this chap who played a guard in the Dr Who episode the Impossible Planet, but though he did confused to perfection they killed him off half way through.

Sara sent me a montage of failed boyband Twen2y 4 Se7en's trip to The Salon.

From another David comes some members of the Annapolis Naval Academy Crew Team who defend their country by exercising with very little on, and pretending to take pictures of some clothed chap in the foreground but just happening to have half naked blokes in the background some who have nice behinds.

Someone thought that I wouldn't be able to find some pictures of Sean Faris naked, but they were only half right. I can do him naked from behind but I'm still waiting for a 'vital to the plot' frontal. He's a bit skinny for my liking. As the deletion gremlins have been around the links are now 1, 2, 3, and 4.

Now for some nudity (you've be warned) they build 'em big for Scottish rugby. Oh and another David credit there too.

Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan got naked in really pants sequel Shanghai Knights which in no shape or form deserves a 6.2 on IMDB.

Finally model slash actor Mark Pugh shirtless.

Survival Boy

Above is Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic showing how straight he is by singing Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive and taking his top off. Thanks to Ivan for pointing me towards it.

The totty is rowing so we get to see Kiwi Henry Poor who actually looks quite cute when he's not making faces, what do you think of Kieren Emery, George Nash, Mathew Rossiter, and Jack Morrissey's packaging, and whose clever idea was it to put the German lycra in the shade?

Also in lycra British pole vaulter Steven Lewis.

Kip Gamblin, former Australian soap star, and ballet dancer, is now appearing in UK version of ER, Casualty which seems to have a number of plot lines which involve Kip standing around in a hospital corridor dressed only in his underwear. Kip does seem to get shirtless quite a bit on screen. Thanks to RR for those.

Billowing Boy

Andy Roddick of the billowing tennis shirt teases the spectators with a glimpse here, and an eye full there, occasionally nearly taking it off but always showing off the trail you should follow. He also plays tennis at the same time.

Are American football player Ben Roethlisberger's arms and legs too small for his head?

Never having been totally straight I don't understand why Zac Efron took some lass to the beach, sort of kissed and then built sand castles. Call me old fashioned but I'd forget the beach construction and get into his shorts. Thanks to Kevin for the pictures.

As requested British rower James Cracknell.

David Beckham needs to hit the moisturiser while fellow footballer Artur Wichniarek needs a good hard licking.

To end poor Ricky Ullman looks all pensive and lonely in bed, perhaps I could help.

John M

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Leg of Beef Boy

English rugby beef (or fluff) Olly Barkley shows some leg, and Nick Abendanon is simply blond.

Models not wearing much, Matt Paetz must model jeans as sometimes that is all that he has on, Billy Martin in and out of his clothes and Jose Fidalgo who is also an actor (and not in a 'Third Guy' way).

Milo Ventimiglia trying to look all hard and mean but not quite pulling it off.

British soap actor Warren Brown when he was a Thai boxer puffy shorts days has a man kneel between his legs and squirt liquid in his mouth. I seem to be getting sent shirtless pictures of Australian soap actor Kyal Marsh every other day, but only one of American Jay Kenneth Johnson.

And in case you didn't know the other Scott is back too.

Back Boi

Elsewhere Scott's back and looking for some suggestions 'of HOT college [American] football players or coaches' but already has Colt Brennan, Kenneth goes for royalty (or a Hewitt) and here's a reason why straight chaps shouldn't write stories about sexuality.

Gregory Capra's birthday and he sent me a picture of himself dressed only in really tight shorts. I don't think he gets the present giving thing.

Footballers from Down Under, lots of them, the blonds Mitch 'ooh someone's taking a picture of me' Nichols, James Downey, Steven Old, Brendon Santalab, David Tarka, and Scott Tunbridge, and the black haired, Ben Kennedy, Paul Kholer, Adam Griffiths, Michael Zullo, David Micevski, and Matthew McKay.

A Rolling Stone catches the twink (via David), Zac Efron kinda shirtless. Zac needs a better manager as he's up to High school Musical 3 already.

Model Boys

Lucas Babin did look like he was about to become body du jour on last night's CSI Miami where he got chased dressed only in his jeans by an armed man after getting caught doing his wife, but he wasn't. Going into detail about former soap actor Jay Kenneth Johnson's role in things but he played a model, got his top off, and had really tragic hair.

Lee Donoghue who is at present staring as Hunter McKay in Kiwi soap Shortland Street (screencaps of that here) played Josh Montana in the kid's TV show Atlantis High in which he rarely had a top on and when he did he was in some odd two piece often with some friends.

As requested Take Thater Jason Orange in plastic.

French rugby players are taking off their pants, humping (in) swimming pools, not covering up fully, hugging balls, out of focus stripping, eating naked, in tight pants, and three types of beef sandwich.

Sent Boys

David sent me a couple of pictures of this hairy young chap and ponders 'Can a person be a furry twink?'

Tom thinks that the logo on his shirtless rugby playing hairiness Ben Cohen's shorts looks like something naughty. I'm not concentrating on the logo.

From I got this picture of a shirtless Australian soap actor Kyal Marsh handling his ball.

The land locked city of Paris has organized a beach rugby tournament in front of the city hall and Greg took some photographs of the various bits of shirtless French beef playing with and in the sand.

Art thinks the advert for D&G's Light Blue isn't aired often enough.

Finally sent me some pictures of Stanford swimmer Andy Grant in his speedo, though I think he should avoid hats.

Pinned Down Boys

UK wrestlers Aviv Maayan who is plainly modest and unassuming, Thomas Jones who likes to be called The UK Kid, and Chris Andrews who I'll happy wrestle all night long.

As requested pictures of former Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe dressed only in his speedos in a box. I was never sure why Ian went for the bad boyband video look in this photo shoot, perhaps he likes boxes. Also asked for shirtless pictures of American gymnast Raj Bhavsar and musician Billy Currington.

Sometimes I wonder why Andy Roddick bothers to wear a shirt as you get to see most of his top half anyway. Novak Djokovic too half wears jackets.

Australian Rules player Trent Croad wearer of short shorts (near Mark Johnson length) and cuddler of Lance Franklin has branched out in his tactile frolics to Mitch Thorp and Simon Taylor.

To end a random cute muscled bit of beef.

Final Strip Boys

Above is the final video from Terry, filled with a lot of flesh, not much acting ability, Steven Cartait and/or Fletcher, Kristian Wilkin and Philip Olivier stripping together in the last throws ofBrookside (hence the actors with their kits off (or am I just being cynical?)) which you can, shockingly, download here.

Sometimes multiculturalism can be good, here's Pedro Horstmann.

Swimmers Michael Phelps points upwards while Ben Wildman-Tobriner points underwater.

I like the theatre because because you get to see Raviv or Ricky Ullman shirtless with other shirtless actors and Tom Everett Scott (annoyingly clothed).

Finally as requested more of a shirtless, explosive, surrendering, over acting, Zac Efron.

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Untrained Boys

Above, again from Terry, is Steven Cartait (aka Steven Fletcher) and Philip Olivier playing pretty amateurish male strippers on UK soap Brookside. The video that features Steven and Philip in posing pouches (the filling levels I leave for you to judge), and Steven's behind can be downloaded here.

Former A teen (think S Club juniors (no don't) with a little bit of talent) is Dhani Lennevald showing some muscle.

Although Art and I despair of modern British comedy the fluff on Touch Me, I'm Karen Taylor might just make up for it. When you have two chaps spooning in their underwear, rugged mountain man sawing up wood, and shocked bloke in his underwear in a car park, the volume can go down.

Finally I've got to agree with Kevin that Zac Efron once a 'little twink has quickly turned into one great big hotty hunk'. Now to get him to stop doing musicals.

Stripping Boy

Above, thanks to Terry, is actor Kristian Wilkin showing some flesh playing a stripper on the now defunct British soap Brookside. Kristian has a reasonable behind. You can download it here if you want.

French beefcake Gregory Capra [his site] keeps sending me (mostly) shirtless pictures of himself, which is nice.

Some cute chaps that participated in this year's Darwin's Beer Can Regatta in which the fluff create boats using empty beer cans (it is Australia).

Ex Australian soap actors in the UK Blair McDonough and Jonathon Dutton play Australians in the UK.

British DJ JK (Jason King) in only his underwear, more of which can be found here.

Finally David sent me some random cute water polo players (and player) plus a bit of model fluff posing with a football.

Boys in Speedos

Australian Rules players in their speedos (something all sportsmen should do) Daniel Pratt, Daniel Wells, the shy (or cold) Daniel Harris, and from Laura Nick dal Santo (which lets me repost this picture).

Question of the day, who better fills their rowing whatevers, the Brits Cameron Nichol, Oliver Moore, Mohamed Sbihi and Colin Scott, or the Italians Leopoldo Sansone, Vincenzo Capelli, Romano Battisti, Andrea Palmisano and Leonardo Bellucci? On the cutest rowing couple stakes there is only one winner(s) Charles Cousins and Bill Lucas.

As I was asked here are some more shirtless pictures of former kid's TV presenters Simon Thomas and Matt Baker who just couldn't help spending quality shirtless time together. Matt liked to sit on large poles (thanks Telespy).

If you like tall blond totty, American actor Justin Hartley shirtless might appeal.