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Above is David's view of how David Beckham's teammates will react to him taking his top off, but from recent photos they might ask him for some Worthers Originals.

The background totty often add that little something to things like this chap who played a guard in the Dr Who episode the Impossible Planet, but though he did confused to perfection they killed him off half way through.

Sara sent me a montage of failed boyband Twen2y 4 Se7en's trip to The Salon.

From another David comes some members of the Annapolis Naval Academy Crew Team who defend their country by exercising with very little on, and pretending to take pictures of some clothed chap in the foreground but just happening to have half naked blokes in the background some who have nice behinds.

Someone thought that I wouldn't be able to find some pictures of Sean Faris naked, but they were only half right. I can do him naked from behind but I'm still waiting for a 'vital to the plot' frontal. He's a bit skinny for my liking. As the deletion gremlins have been around the links are now 1, 2, 3, and 4.

Now for some nudity (you've be warned) they build 'em big for Scottish rugby. Oh and another David credit there too.

Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan got naked in really pants sequel Shanghai Knights which in no shape or form deserves a 6.2 on IMDB.

Finally model slash actor Mark Pugh shirtless.