Tottyland

Billowing Boy

Andy Roddick of the billowing tennis shirt teases the spectators with a glimpse here, and an eye full there, occasionally nearly taking it off but always showing off the trail you should follow. He also plays tennis at the same time.

Are American football player Ben Roethlisberger's arms and legs too small for his head?

Never having been totally straight I don't understand why Zac Efron took some lass to the beach, sort of kissed and then built sand castles. Call me old fashioned but I'd forget the beach construction and get into his shorts. Thanks to Kevin for the pictures.

As requested British rower James Cracknell.

David Beckham needs to hit the moisturiser while fellow footballer Artur Wichniarek needs a good hard licking.

To end poor Ricky Ullman looks all pensive and lonely in bed, perhaps I could help.