Tottyland

Boy Strolls

If former rugby player and professional furball Ben Cohen is walking down a track with his top off what goes first his bulge or his nipples?

Christopher Milligan has taken over the top off getting slowly hairier (hopefully he'll get to Dominic Green levels) inside and outside role in Neighbours from James Sorensen who left to join the army (or was it navy) and now is doing photography or something like that. Young Chris should remove that towel (and stop standing like this) if only because it's so clichéd it verges on racism (Guardian usage).

And Home and Away's Dan Ewing fills my beefy but probably not too bright hole even after an attack of the photoshoppers 'art'.