Tottyland

Boy Early

I'm British diver Tom Daley, and 'I got born, cried a lot, potty training, dived, went to kindergarten, dived, went to big school, dived, grew some body hair, dived, decided to cash in on my fame and 'write' an autobiography'.

Two Philips,German gymnast Philipp Boy shirtless and chalky plus some model called Philip probably pondering the location chosen for him to show some flesh.

Scottish cyclist from Suffolk Ross Edgar hints at hairy in his kit which makes his bulge a tad amorphous ('guess which bit is which', a fun game for all the family (the Mark Cavendish and Ben Swift editions)) when not covered up, and is that a bike in your hand Ross or are you just...

And American swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps bulge in their Borg shorts.