Friday, April 08, 2005

Naff TV

I don't know if you have had the pleasure of watching Coach Trip on C4 which is so truly dreadful it has an odd attraction. The 'great thing' is that you can join next series.

It does have one good thing an Irish chap called Winter who looks pretty in and out of clothes. In the episode I videoed Winter went all shirtless Gladiator at some French amphitheatre. Fortunately I could fast forward through the others on the show. They did go to some olive grove where there was a Jake Gyllenhaal clone.

The non Coach Trip section now with Third Watch's Jason Wiles shirtless, Battlestar Galactia's Jamie Bamber, Roswell's Nick Wechsler, and finally Danish badminton star Peter Gabe in his kit.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

No more underwear

As Blogger went pants this is yesterday's post. If I have time more tonight.

So much for socialism.

Nudity is art apparently so let's hope some actors get artistic.

Brad informs me that Nick Beyeler's site has update. More hairy goodness then.

Manly (bah boom) rugby players Shane Dunley, Brett Stewart, and Michael Witt, and AFL gangbang and suggestion for the night, and Matt Lloyd.

Canadian diver Alexandre Despatie in a shirtless state.

German Big Brother winner Sascha Sirtl in the bath, in shorts, and caged.

Finnish athlete Markus Poyhonen shirtless.

Ex AFLer now model Luke Spears shirtless more than once but thrice.

Enjoy.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Couch Trips

Well today we had our 400,000th visitor, and the blog is averaging around 2,700 visitors a day. Thanks go to our top five referrals (and to the other ones)in order:

Dreamcaps
Lowculture
Boi from Troy
Bent
Towleroad

Very nearly on the list were Honeytom, Trent and Campfire.

Via Jared comes a promo picture from the new Warner Bros show Living With Fran featuring Ryan McPartlin shirtless.

US swimmer Scott Tucker looking all hairy and speedo...tenting.

AFLers Stuart Maxfield in speedo and Chris Tarrant (not that one) assumes the position.

Tom Gaynor naked but hands covering things so you don't need a warning.

Cappage Brendan Fletcher and Jesse Hutch in Freddy Vs. Jason and Eric Bana in the Hulk shirtless in magically expanding and shrinking shorts.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Simon Thomas in a speedo

It has been suggested that when I get an iPod then I keep the link running and give away any other ipods in contests or the like. I think it isn't a bad idea. Anyone have any thoughts on it?

Help get rid of Tony Blair.

Philip Oliver's speedos come off underwater but the camera is too far away whilst Ian Thorpe proves big feet don't always mean big filling.

German Big Brother winner Sascha Sirtl in the shower which means he isn't dressed in a three piece suit with a nice lilac shirt. I'll be posting more of Sascha later on this week because I'm such a tease.

Joseph Sayer wearing only a monkey and a hat.

Hairy chested blond fluff model Nicholas Cobb shirtless. Not to upset people but he is from Australia.

Night all.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Evening All

The UN Human Rights Commission includes China, Cuba, Eritrea, Saudi Arabia, Sudan and Zimbabwe [via Tim Blair].

I've got some new links to go up and some to remove (Shirtless AFL seems to sadly have left the building) so if you have any suggestions of other sites please Email me.

Here's some caps from David DeCoteau Ring of Darkness which stars, he once had a career, Jeremy 'Baywatch' Jackson. Shirtless bits of blond fluff...what a horrid thing to have to look at.

Days star Jason Cook, before his hair was 'too long', wandering around shirtless in shorts, because he can wander around shirtless in shorts but now with other people which he does again. More pictures of Tom Gaynor wandering (OK standing with his zip undone)around in shorts...spotting a pattern yet? Well as a clue here's alleged model Andrew Aponick in shorts.

Buff shirtless firefighters from which Bill has picked three Andy Finseth, Brandon Asher and Fred Work. The University of Wisconsin Water Polo Squad includes John Stamos (not this John Stamos), Colin Hoff and Brian Kiesow.

To end today's AFL player shirtless is...drum roll please...Cameron Bruce.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Topical

For some odd reason I'm not overly upset the Pope is dead.

Help get Bill a free iPod (and once I've got mine I'll put up other people's codes so more people can get them).

Australian (yes that country again) surfing totty Trent Munro hairy above and below the water.

Some models from Miami including the Wood Twins Justin and Ryan (I might have got them mixed up or it's the same one), Tom Gaynor (more of him later) and these muscled bits of buff fluff.

As Bill likes Tom Gaynor (who strips in Philly with Billy) in speedos more than once. I'm sure this is just another of Bill's odd tastes for muscled blond bits of fluff.

Two things I never knew Dan Cryer (ex Hollyoaks) went to Princeton. So much for the blond muscled boys being thick stereotype.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Bill would like to...

...buy a good lightweight scanner (not to expensive) that he could move around with his laptop and scan in things he can't take out of libraries.

...Trent Croad covered in whipped cream on his bed.

If you can help on either of these topics please use the comments.
I hate April Fools

Yesterday was April Fools, the day when nobody believes a word anyone's says, a bit like a Blair press conference. The best fool I've found was Trent's I'm getting sued by Getty Images (who I'm sure are really nice people who would sue nobody). He had me until the last three and a half lines.

'Labour has harmed interest rates' The wacky things the BBC says in their news reports.

Here's a toy to help you (if you are into that sort of thing) the results of the next election in the UK.

Charmed actor Drew Fuller shaves...where I won't comment (lick maybe but not comment).

The rather popular (mainly because he got his clothes off and showed his bits on film (that kind of garners popularity)) Noah Frank shirtless again.

Just to prove I'm not unwilling to do requests here is English rugby player Lewis Moody shirtless. I don't get the attraction and that's nothing to do with not liking rugby players alone (I want) or in a group.

And as an ending bit actor Hamilton von Watts, British golfer James Heath and three waterpoloers.

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Face Off

New face making toy.

Well who'd have thunk it Americans play Aussie Rules too as do us Brits.

Australian porn star and now model Jesse Jardine [his site] stretching, resting, showing his butt and [nudity alert] showing his bits [/nudity alert].

Four blond Sydney Swans...well that was last night.

Actor/model Toby Moore [his site] cute but no skin.

As requested more Billy Slater but not shirtless.

Finally US gymnasts John Macready and John Roethlisberger.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Irish tongues are licking

Hello from all of you from Belfast and Northern Ireland.

Silencing people because you don't agree with their politics is just plain wrong.

From the Colditz miniseries thingy [nudity alert] Laurence Fox and Tom Hardy's bits [/nudity alert]

Jim Verraros was on Pop Idol US and went from geeky teen, through boybander to Ben Jelen clone in only a few months. Yes he's gay, and no that doesn't make his music any good or bad either. More on Jim from Andy.

Handballer Michael Kraus gets double teamed.

Again with the AFLers (but most of them are shirtless so stop with the moaning that I focus too much on Australians) Sydney Swans, Darren Jolly, Craig Bolton, and Jason Saddington who are all shirtless and David Spriggs who isn't. Just to annoy the Aussiephobes here's two Aussie athletes Christopher Noffke and Josh Ross.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Kill them all...

Ever get really p*ssed off at a website? Ever want to bomb it? Well now you can with this new toy. You can even torch Tottyland.

So Bill gets to nuke the creepiest minister we have.

[Thanks to loads of people]
Ummmm ohhh

Blogger is being pants so posts may come less often.

If you watched the Earthsea miniseries I suspect you will agree it was total pants in every way.

Tory totty, yes Tory totty, George Osbourne MP for Tatton.

Rugby players Darren Lockyer (or 'Simon Thomas' rugby playing cousin') shirtless, getting a drink, all wet and Billy Slater shirtless.

Porn star cum actor Noah Frank shirtless. As per last time I will send out links to naughty sites via Email but not here.

British and US college gymnast David Eaton.

College basketballer Patrick Bilein takes position and lifting his shirt.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Where Exactly?

Be honest how many of you had heard of Kyrgyzstan let alone been able to place it on a map (or spell it correctly) before they went all anti capitalism protestor on their government?

I see Yahoo is playing catch up with gmail and has new toys in the offing. Now Apple are producing good operating systems will Microsoft be replacing their bug ridden mess of an OS?

Trent's Spears obsession is still going on I notice.

Apparently training for the Victoria police involves standing around in speedos, showing off your chest, not being able to fill a speedo well, rowing skills, rescuing people badly and sitting in the wind to emphasis your hair loss.

Michael Phelps shirtless...that's it.

Some model called Paul Tornabene dressed only in black shorts.

Rugby player Gavin Henson (rear view) and Brett Finch.

Friday, March 25, 2005

Not Much

B7 d- t- k s u-- f i- o x e- l c-

A few sportsmen for you, via Jachlan comes US gymnasts Cody Moore and Josh Landis, Aussie Rules player Aaron Fiora, via David comes racing driver Dan Wheldon and again [his site], and via Outsports comes Lenny Dinardo and Bronson Arroyo.

And to celebrate Easter here's a totally unrelated photo of Ashton Kutcher.

Thursday, March 24, 2005


Shirt of your back


New Labour's favorite pollster has some bad news on those who will vote.

I've updated the links section creating a new section called 'Groups' which is a selection of Yahoo Groups you might like. Totty HQ and Totty2 are basically now picture stores as are the Dreamcap groups but they are well worth a visit, Gay fans of Kiwi and Aussie celebs does what you would expect, Monsters in the Closet is a gay themed horror film fan group (with a good photos section), and All About Strength is Muchy's muscled totty collection.

New blog links are the Guy Guide a blog with totty biogs and photos and David's Life.

Footballer (US version involving balls going nowhere near feet) Tom Brady shirtless but a tad out of focus. As this is the first shirtless picture of Tom sans shirt we can't moan. Ex A1er Ben Adams has a new image, he is keeping his shirt on in a reverse Tom. I see this as a bad move. Also clothed(ish) are the Karshner triplets and McFly with Tom showing a bad bulge. Sometimes though wearing an sleveless top and shorts can strangely look good as these two examples of Kerr Smith 1 and 2 and Kyal Marsh 1 and 2 show (I know he can look 12 in some pictures but he's nearly 18).

On to Australian soap stars, ex of Home and Awayer Ben Steel (Jude), Martin Dingle Wall (Flynn) and Daniel Coppoly or something like that(Josh) and still in Home and Awayer Kip Gamblin.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Boys in Boats

It'll be the University Boat Race this weekend when Cambridge will try and cheat a victory over Oxford. It is a reversal on the totty front though with Cambridge having a much cuter team. While Oxford only has Andrew Triggs Hodge Cambridge has Henry Adams but wins because of Oliver de Groot.

Find out who was number 1 in the UK on the day of your birth or another day.

Another one of those PETA ads that want you to stop wearing fur (which is bad) and eating meat (which is OK) featuring totty in bed with a hippo. The totty on the right is ex Australian soap star, now US soap star Justin Melvey who has a nice body and...bush.

Welsh rugby player and Mr Charlotte Church, Gavin Hensen shirtless. Similarly named US college basketballer Clayton/Clay Hanson has flowing locks.

A hairy Ashton Kutcher.

Model Brent van Zant and his barely filled speedo.

From the TV epic 'Spring Break - Shark attack!' comes Justin Baldoni looking all shirtless and big haired. Here's another picture of him [inspired by Val].

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Sectionalised

The standard monthly, I'm updating the links and if you want your (or another) site added email me.

New Labour's postal voting system is 'an open invitation to fraud' and New Labour are taking advantage of it already
.

iPods may lead to 'social isolation or escape from our community'. Nothing to do with TV and the breakdown of society then just one make of MP3 player.

The model section with Nick Auger (again), Robert Bloom pulling down his pants (UK usage) and with long hair, Cheyne Oggles and a random male model not wearing his shirt.

The gymnast section with Josh Landis, Dan Gill, Steve McCain and Guard Young.

The Gabriel Macht is cute section with Gabriel shirtless having coffee, and shirtless on a bed.

Monday, March 21, 2005

Bloody Yank

36% (Yankee). You are definitely a Yankee which is not bad for a Scot living in the Home Counties. [via Bletchley-Park]

College footballer found drunk with a gay sheep. No I'm not making it up. Ben Siegert commented on his Charterhouse encounter 'I don't know anything about that. I'm from a city. I don't know anything about sheep'.

Blair McDonough plays mechanic turned policeman Stuart, in the Australian soap Neighbours. Blair seems to have a penchant for dressing up in odd clothes and being dominated by women.

Daniel Beddingfield shirtless, well it was requested. As were any pictures I had of Ben Jelen shirtless so here are two, one and two.

Nick Auger shirtless as filler.

For Ian, and all the rest of you who for some odd reason like Ben Unwin, here he is shirtless, in shorts. Still don't get the attraction. Home and Away also featured Chris Egan, who played Chris Smith, had tragic hair and the acting ability of but that wasn't why they employed him. Chris also tended to get into interesting positions with fellow actor Mitch Firth that often left little to the imagination.

Hayden Vader bulges.

German presenter Oliver Pocher gets naked at an award show. If they do a few Pochers at the next Oscars they might be forgiven for employing Chris Rock.

This chap wants to be a model so much he sends off pictures to people, bless [via his Boiness].

Friday, March 18, 2005

An oiled Shane West

William Gregory Lee is becoming Mr D movie horror, at present a film he was in called Dante's Cove is about to come out (straight to the video shop shelves). It is 'gay and lesbian gothic horror thriller' which seems to be of the same quality of the works of David DeCoteau one of which Wolves of Wall Street, William was in. Other epics by David include Leeches and Speed Demon which are better viewed in screencap for. Fortunate then that Mike has capped five of his films which you can find here.

The 'good' criminal of Home and Away Jesse, played by Ben Unwin running in all his balding shirtless hairiness. I don't see the attraction but I get a lot of requests for him.

Basketballer Pau Gasol shirtless for the second time this week.

Divers...naked bar very small speedos featuring Australian Robert Newbury, American Justin Dumais (brother of Troy) and Greeks Nikolaos Siranidis and Thomas Bimis who seem to like each other a lot.

Swimmers [cheers Ian]...naked bar very small speedos unless they wear those suit things featuring Matt Welsh, Todd Pearson, Adam Pine, and Ashley Callus.

Iron...naked bar very small speedos and numbered tops featuring Leon Hay, Zane Holmes, Luke Richmond, and Ky Hurst.

And finally college basketballer Tim Begley.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Deus ex Underpants

I have deleted the picture of Randy De Puniet from yesterday's post as bandwidth thieves are at work. When I've time I reinstate the link so the many don't suffer from the pratiness of the few. I don't get it when there are so many free webspace providers people have to hotlink.

A new toy for you to play with which makes words out of books on Amazon.

Australia produces some good swimming totty and here are two you may not know about Adam Lucas and Travis Nederpelt. I can't find many good pictures of Adam but Travis looks cute and blond even with goggle marks but with a nice chest. A bit of overkill on the hypnosis though.

Welsh rugby player Gavin Henson and his quiff.

Here's a few pictures of Jensen Ackles without his shirt on for no other reason than it's Jensen Ackles without his shirt on. I could claim it is a post-structuralist investigation into this or that but it's simply a reason to post pictures of Jensen shirtless.

Joe Morgan from Inme is cute.

And to end wrestler stretching his wrestling uniform.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Shane West's Spread Legs

You scored as Caleb.

Caleb

72%

Sandy

50%

Jimmy

50%

Summer

44%

Julie

44%

Oliver

44%

Seth

44%

Anna

39%

Luke

39%

Marissa

34%

Hailey

33%

Kirsten

33%

Ryan

28%

What OC character are you?
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Kid kicking kid kicking kid kicking kid kicking kid kicking kid kicking kid kicking kid kicking...

Rufus Wainwright mostly shirtless.

Motorcyclist Randy De Puniet getting out of his leathers.

Il Divo three cute chaps and their grandfather.

The straight Ian Thorpe

Gymnasts Wes Aderhold, Garret Carr, and Todd Thornton.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Shane West's inner thigh

A bit predictable but...

You scored as Harry.

Harry

75%

Danny

63%

Tom

50%

Dougie

0%

Which McFly member would sleep with you?
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A bit of advice always have a cute assistant. I leave the 'have' bit to your fevered minds but if you are thinking of 'on a bed of cos lettuce with a nice low fat dressing' seek help or go visit Tony Blair.

This post is only going to contain pictures of Australian soap stars so if that's not your thing then I wouldn't bother reading this post.

Home and Away is set in the mythical Summer Bay (which is actually Palm Beach about an hour's drive from central Sydney) in which every character has a past, be they former rapists, car thieves, drunks, computer hacker, or the daughter of an evil child molesting teacher (who was killed by her son) who was brought up on some sort of survivalist camp in the bush who used to wander around naked (well it is a soap). Fortunately being set in a beachside town all the male characters get into shorts or swimming trunks regularly.

Beau Brady plays ex schoolboy computer hacking, alcoholic surfing motorcyclist Noah Lawson who is about to be (has been (in Australia)) killed off. So no more Beau with whipped cream on his chest, treasure trail showing, changing hair colour, pube showing, d'oh looking totty.

I think Beau's character is being replaced by father hating, baby fathering Kim Hyde played by Chris Hemsworth who will turn from a schoolboy rebel to a sensible chap with a few shots of him with his shirt off (in a pool).

On the other side Neighbours has gone downhill tottywise since the two Spencers Jesse and Jansen left and now seems to be relying on kids to fill the gap. Oh for the days when sub characters like Taj played by Jamie Robbie Rennie prancing around in a full speedo who they turned from a floppy haired schoolboy to a short haired T shirt filling bit of totty.

Who said only the Americans could do soaps with bizarre plots and cute totty?

Monday, March 14, 2005

Shane West's bellybutton

From a 90s Aussie Rules Men of all Seasons calendar comes Chris Grant. You might have noticed I have a thing for AFLers. I think this is because of the uniform. Call me strange but I quite like a chap in short shorts and tight armless tops. Here's some examples to explain what I mean. James Walker (again) and, Robert Haddrill are wearing a size too large for then but you still get to see a lot of skin. If though like Scott Welsh and Trent Croad they go for the classic approach you get to see a lot. I might actually enjoy watching sport if all teams wore the AFL kit.

Manhunter's homophobic gay bar stripper Hunter shirtless.

I don't know if anyone has had the pleasure of watching the UK version of the Apprentice but I will as long as Ben and Paul are still on it. Actually to be totally honest I can live without Paul but Ben more so when he gets his kit off. What is odd about the show is how really naff Amstrad head office looks and how bad a judge of character Sir Alan Sugar is. An example in point is it took him three goes to sack the worse candidate. The caps are borrowed from Dreamcaps which saved me the hassle of capping from a video (which usually involves me finding I've videoed over it) so a big cheer to David.

I finish on two blonds Australian cyclist Ryan Bayley in lcyra and via loads of people Chad Michael Murray shirtless.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

New Title

The new title (which I'll change every so often) comes using this new toy pointed out by Timmy
Shane West's Treasure Trail

As reminded by Toby almost nothing here is work safe, in fact being here probably isn't. It is a sad, sad world when you have to do what you are supposed to a work and not...study the human form.

Also in a site news type thingypoos if you post my screen caps from Buying the Cow on your website don't claim they are yours and then tell people not to nick them because you look rather silly.

However unlikely it seems this type of person actually exists and is attractive to some (someone has already Emailed asking if I have any shirtless pictures of Nathan Barley...It's an actor playing a character silly). Now call me a Luddite with sociopathic tendencies but there are times when I like being incommunicado. Fortunately due to the naffness of Britain's mobile phone network (and O2 specifically) most of the country north of Oxford is a signal desert (for mobiles, freeview, normal TV and police radios). The problem is bar nice views and strolls through the country (a summer thing) there isn't much to do there.

So in summary mobiles are the devil's work and why the hell can't O2 improve their coverage.

On a vaguely linked subject (well they are both on Channel 4) is it only me or does June Sarpong irritate the pants off you too? Also (and this is probably just me) don't you think Anthony Crank and Steve Jones would be getting it on if she wasn't there?

I may be a bit late with this (the employment status of boybands not being my reason for existing (and if you think I'm writing that in French you are very much mistaken)) but the British boyband V have been dropped. Now V weren't great but I can think of other boybands still going that are worse. I will admit their passing is not a major cultural loss to our country but losing the cheap thrill one got when you chanced upon one of their videos on TV is sad. Kevin (who doesn't look like an ape, Mitch) and Mark is you need someone to lick chocolate sauce off your naked...sorry a shoulder to cry on Bill's here...but he is happy to do the sauce licking too.

The top of Eric Balfour's crack if you are into that sort of thing (and yes I really do need to come up with better puns).

'Bill can you find your old caps of Shane West from Bring it On in Roman uniform', no but I can 'borrow' a couple, one and two. A Shane West Roman fantasy sounds fun.

Scots in lycra, discuss.

Gymnast Josh Gore shows how bendy he is, discuss.

For those who like their beef hairy we have Australian Rugby League player Mark Gasnier [thanks Trav] who we get to see in speedos (take note Ben Cohen) and boardies. He doesn't overly appeal to me so I'll let you decide.

South African swimmer Ryk Neethling is not difficult to find shirtless but for some reason I could look at his body for hours.

A photo blogger, photo blogger with a mate and with more of his mates [his photoblog]

Memphis Grizzlies player Pau [sic] Gasol shirtless starts the basketball section brought to you with a lot of help from Bentblog from where I borrowed Chavlik Randolph twice and Greg Guenther Jr.

Friday, March 11, 2005

Please Note

Anyone pictured (well linked to picture) on this it is because someone thinks you are cute, that's all.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Question Time

Again please stop hotlinking pictures from this blog.

Questions of the day:

Does it make me a bad person if whenever I call technical support and get a non-English speaking accent, I immediately hang up and call back hoping to get someone else?

If you sing along to naff songs do you think it will become headline news?

As Beau Brady is to leave Home and Away I would like to post some new (shirtless) pictures of him but I can't find any. If people want to send me some it'd be nice.

I was asked if I had any good pictures of Canadian actor (in US sitcoms) Andrew Walker shirtless.

Nice body odd face.

Ikaika Kahoano [via Tony] who rejected O Town which turned out not to be that big a mistake and gave us a chance to perve Dan Miller. More pictures here and here.

Ben Shepherd with Ralf Little running around in their underwear.

Greg Siff is a D level actor, model, presenter and apparently an artist. He also likes having his picture taken shirtless a lot.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Hunky Monkey

I'm a Hunky Faggot!

I'm a Hunky Faggot! Oh hello. I am completely gorgeous. You may touch me for a nominal fee, although I’d prefer that you were at least as hot as I am. I was genetically engineered for pleasure. Mine.

What kind of Faggot are you?

[Via David]

TV presenter and middle class boy pretending to be cockney Jamie Breese who is probably just one of my odd tastes but I think he's cute in a wide boy way.

Dave Nathan [his site]bodybuilder and model who gets naked a covers his bits with a large chain.

Ben Cohen's fur.

For Trent comes Nicholas Brendon 'before he was fat' when he had a nice top and bottom (front one) and after he has had a release.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005


Naughtiness


US soap star Jason Cook and ex boybander Nick Carter are naughty, naughty boys.

Hanoi Jane's son actor Troy Garrity. Well you can't chose your parents [via Ian]. He is a bit beefy for me but someone might like him.

Today's Buffy bit actor section with Brian Gross from the episode Pack in which he wandered around in gym kit and ate his principal. I wonder if Dr Atkins would have approved.

Voice overer star Vincent Corazza [his site] shirtless on a couch.

Hallmark have made a version of Hercules with Paul Telfer in the title role. Regular readers may have realised I am developing a thing for Paul (and loads of other people) and him getting shirtless a lot doesn't help, nor does him getting wet in leather. Hercules also stars ex Neighbour star Kristian Schmid.

Days star Kyle Brandt in boxing kit with a women dressed in leather.

Sissor Sister Jake Shears vaguely wearing clothes and showing off his chest hair.

Monday, March 07, 2005

Shane West's nipples

New toy (via Timmy) Montage-a-Google which creates a montage of pictures it finds on Google.

Who needs to know their name? Well I don't know this chap's name but his body as safe as a painting in Norway with me.

Jay Kenneth Johnson was in Days of their Lives before being replaced by someone who was an even worse actor, went and did a beach based drama called North Shore in which he got his shirt off (which isn't a new thing for Jay) which got cancelled. Jay isn't that lucky a chap.

German actor Tobias Schenke gets excited.

Nick Auger and his chest muscles.

Shane West shirtless in a steam room from the Buffy episode 'Go Fish'.

Footballer and model (footballers modeling shirtless is so rare, not) Bjorn De Wilde shirtless.

Friday, March 04, 2005

Geek Pie

'Maxwell Caulfield should be James Bond in Casino Royale' apparently. I don't see Max as Bond, nor sadly do I think Colin will get it.

English rugby player Ben Cohen gets naked for Comic Relief.

Baron Rogers played a stripper in CSI Miami (a shirtless non speaking part) and models. It is though hard to find new pictures of him especially as four year old pictures of him are in 2005 calendars [Via Val]. Here's another model from the same calendar group. I have no idea what his name is. Do we care?

Scary tide marked Lleyton Hewitt.

Norwegian model Morten Hegdal may look a tad vacant but without his shirt, filling his jeans and generally is someone to get jiggy with.

Cute son Liam Dunaway O'Neill [Via Ian].

The weekly Jeremy Bloom shirtless picture.

Finally British tennis player Lee Childs shirtless in a bin full of ice. An odd way to make a Manhattan.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Snakes have no penis, because they have no legs

AFLer Jonathan Brown gets excited when he's tackled.

If proof was needed as to how the slightest change can have a large effect I give you German Big Brother winnerSascha (L) and his brother Joerg (R) Sirtl. I'm not sure if they are twins or not but in my opinion Joerg is a lot cuter than his brother. Why? Probably Joerg has better hair. Please feel free to comment on how shallow I am in the comment box, or Email them to I@dontcare.com.

Jerry G Angelo seems to have developed a career as an actor in C movie horror aimed at the gay market. His latest work is Night Shadow 'a film that crosses genres' and looks pretty bad in all of them. I haven't seem the film but unless the trailer is the reverse of a normal one and shows only the bad bits I suspect it's not great. Basically it's a David DeCoteau type film in which the characters are actually gay (and not just implied). They still prance around in boxers and look scared in them too. Jerry also stared in straight to bargain bin Delta, Delta, Die in which you get to see his butt [Vchip cap montage]. Also in Delta Delta Dire is Glen Meadows, a soft porn star, who gets handcuffed to a bed and bulges [cheers Mitch] in some films, and you get to see his butt in DDD [same cap credit]

Finally Canadian swimmer Christopher Kalec fills his speedos, looks cute and has a nice quiff.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005


A thirst for men


Simply shirtless... I wonder what that is all about.

Not that I'm trying to influence Bentblog's slap of the month but here's Nick Beyeler, Swiss World Aerobics Champion and chest hair model. Voting for Nick and then imagining playing with him is purely voluntary.

Footballer and 'Bill's bit of rough' John Terry shirtless
.
St Kilda AFL player Nick Dal Santo shirtless not once but twice.

Ex of Manhunt, stripping in gay bars, and now modeling Hunter Daniel shirtless.

Stanford swimmer Andy Grant's full packaging.

The Bravery's Sam Endicott.

Now the fotoblog section covering the cute, smiley and hyper Leandro Bart [his Fotoblog], one photo Matthew [his Fotoblog], Vanguarda's (again) [his Fotoblog], cute Adz or Ez {his Fotoblog], Gui Markxs in and out of the pool [his Fotoblog], and Arrian [his Fotoblog].

[Cheers to Clay for the link to Leandro Bart]

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Road name plus pet's name divided by the speed of light

Cody Cash! You're the cocky kind of guy who knows it's better to go straight to the top than wait around for good luck to come your way. You've never been the biggest (or the best-hung), but your scrappy background and endearing charms get everyone's attention.


The trials of a male stripper
...called Tristan.

It's an odd world when 'terrorist', 'cocks', 'penis', 'Bin Laden', 'straight' are acceptable but not 'gay'.

Here's a scifi extras section covering three from Stargate and two from Star Trek Cancelled. Stargate's David Kopp, Marc Worden (again), and Michael Jonsson (again). Star Trek Enterprise's permed and freckled Sean McGowan and Kevin Derr. More Trek totty here.

Who knew O Town were still in existence, well in there own minds probably.

Via Coppertone comes ex Neighbour and Bill star Daniel McPherson naked in a car. I suspect it's a cultural thing.

And finally caption this.

Monday, February 28, 2005

I think therefore I imagine naked totty

While Tony Blair tells us that politicians need the power to put people under house arrest they can't stop three idiots dressed in superhero costumes to climbing up onto the Foreign Office.

I have not idea why Shirtless AFL seems to be closed or if it is coming back. I do think it is a shame when any good website gets closed but in the end it's the site owner's choice. If it doesn't come back may I suggest Gay Footy as an alternative. Their gallery isn't as organised or comprehensive as Shirtless AFL but I'm uploading stuff to improve it (and so can you).

It is nice to see that I'm not the only one who likes cute fluff.

Vote for Bentblog's Slap of the Month. The choices are Ryan Carnes, Nick Beyeler, Jamie Bamder and Jeff Wilson. Going by how popular Nick and Ryan were when posted here it seems a two horse race.

Country music totty...yes country music totty...no I am not talking about the sex god that is Billy Ray Cyrus, but another Billy, Billy Currington who is cute, shirtless and hairy. And if you still can't stand country music you can use mute and just look.

As I loaded them up for another forum here are some repeats of Hawthorn Hawks' Campbell Brown shirtless and assuming the position. I still though prefer Heath Black.

Northern Irish bit actor Terence Corrigan was on a Midsomer Murders, that was on a few days ago, in which he gardened in a graveyard looking anaemic (get a tan) and got jiggy with an older chap. [Fan site]

Bruno G

Spain's Manuel Carballo, the odd bumps of Sean Townsend, and the cute Sasha Artemev

Sunday, February 27, 2005

45 and a half Circle of Hell

See you get rewarded for behaving.

Clive Owen and Daniel Craig are the choices for the new James Bond.

If the Netscape pictures don't work keep refreshing them and they should eventually work.

The shirtless sports totty section, skater Apolo Ohno, swimmers Ed Moses and Gary Hall Jr, and footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Jeremy Bloom section: Jeremy shirtless, again.

The gymnastic section, Sean Townsend, Raj Bhavsar, Jason Gatson and Sasha Artemev.

The failed boyband section: V groping.

The Trent Ford section: Trent who was in West Wing, Smallville and Gosford Park is half British, half colonial and went to some university in a marsh. I'm not sure which part of Trent is British and which is American but I'll examine Trent in detail to find out. Trent needs a good hard examine.

The blond ex-boyband TV presenter: Craig Young was in a really tragic boyband called Deuce which lasted about as long as Sunset Beach. Sadly for Craig he will be remembered (if he is) for naff clothing.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Posteriori

Swim suits for men [via cute one] is rather self explanatory.

Basketballers Chris Hartley and Matt Kiefer.

Cute grandson Jack Huston.

Via Geri comes comes caps of Chris Carmack, ex of the 'The OC', prior to becoming famous doing a judo video shirtless and in tight boxers (which we get a close up of). Chris is a bendy boy who seems to take this naffness seriously. Possibly his hair is in a 1970s perm as a statement of the work he's doing.

Joseph Sayers showing his talents.

South American model Alexandre Slaviero shirtless playing with his shorts and possibly with something else. His Blog and photoblog.

Colorado State runner John Woods showing the benefits of running shorts.

US javelin thrower Breaux Greer (with a shotputter) younger and in war paint.

The AFL section Cameron Faulk moving in on Daniel Giansiracusa and Luke Brennan [add in ball/balls gag].

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Falling Down

Channel 4 want you to name a building you would like to see demolished. How about their own building? I'm not a great fan of this or this either. Knock them all down...ha ha ha ha ha

San Diego model Chris Osmond, shirtless and in speedos. More of Chris here and more San Diego models here (but only page one seems to work).

While I was looking for rugby players (and pictures of them too) and more specifically James Haskell, I found these photos, one and two. Can you spot a former boybander in them and these two, here and here. Here's another bit of rugby fluff called Matt Cornwell too.

Finally college basketballer Clay(ton) Hanson...I can't think of a pun so make one up and apply it tothis picture, and if that works try it here, and if you are a MENSA level punner there is this final picture of Clay. Ummmbop.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Naff Vader

'Movie bosses financing forthcoming prequel Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith are threatening to take legal action against internet sites that leak pictures and plot details'. Considering the 'quality' of the last two films perhaps they are scared we'll see the good bits and avoid the remaining 89 minutes.

Today's Jeremy Bloom picture and the last until he gets his kit off again.

The blonds section, Passions soap star Justin Hartley, gymnastic totty Todd Thornton, faux blond footballer Fernando Torres, more Desperate Housewives' son corrupting gardener Ryan Carnes and Passions' Ryan McPartlin on the show and modeling.

AFLer Brent Moloney (left) boxing. AFL players Jude Bolton and Shane Wakelin join with Anthony Minichello to model underpants.

Sean O'Bryan hasn't really been in anything of importance but has bit acted all over the shop. He was though in the truly awful Exit to Eden where he played a male sex slave and went around shirtless wearing a collar. Regardless of that it is still a pants film.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Not sure of...

Loads of people coming to visit from Campfire, I do feel honoured, again. Please feel free to post anything you find here elsewhere (as many do already) but please don't hotlink but use free webspace like Imageshack.

Singer Willy Mason is cute but I can't find a good picture to prove it to you.

I must say the gardeners in wherever Desperate Housewives is set are very attentive to their clients. While one is shagging the wives, another is shagging the sons. Ryan Carnes who plays the son corrupter seems to be stuck with the employment condition that gardeners don't wear shirts or T shirts. As I'm getting a lot of hits about Ryan and a few Emails saying where are his pictures on the blog (lazy people) here's a link to the Eating Out site which has loads of pictures of him (and others) sans shirts and there are kiss caps at After Elton.

Via Timmy Ray comes proof flyboys can't dance. It's nowhere near as good as light saber boy and you will recognise the style from most family events that have discos (the style that makes you hope you are adopted), but it fills in a few minutes.

Ben Seton is an Australian actor who when he is not doing martial arts versions of Hamlet (sadly the stuff written on his six pack is not an offer) is on any US TV series they are filming in Australia because it's cheap, like Beastmaster (the TV series) where he gets to sit around with Daniel Goddard in loinclothes.

From the weekends AFL games here's the Melbourne Demons cooling off (via Mitch) and Paul Johnson and Brad Millar celebrating in a shirtless fashion.

AJ Styles again.

The Jeremy Bloom section, Jeremy shirtless by train and Jeremy's zip opens in the wind.

I was asked if I thought number 15 was cute. I wasn't sure.

Ben Jelen, shirtless, looking cute, he's mine.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Cross

Well who would have thought it you can bits of Christo's Gates in NYC (from space) on Ebay. Strangely you can buy sissors too.

Cruz Beckham...why not just call him I'm Changing My Name at Eighteen Beckham?

Here are loads of pictures of Jess/Jesse Metcalfe. No real idea why anyone would like to look at them.

Still no life on Mars, a bit like the Labour back benches.

Kip Gamblin in some strange dancing thingy. Well he did used to be a ballet dancer before becoming butch country horse riding man on Home and Away.

Jeff Wilson from Survivor Palau was shirtless a lot on the show (well he was on a beach so shirtless is logical) and if that doesn't work he can try massaging.

Ian (who sent me the above pictures of Jeff Wilson) suggests that my wrestling post was too AJ Styles centric and sent me some other wrestler pictures. So a big 'Well Done that man' to Ian and here's the pictures. Three unnamed wrestlers, one, two, and three. The named two Billy Maverick [his site] and Jason Cross.

The AFL section West Coast stripping, John Barker, and Jason Blake. And as it kind of fits in French rugby player Julien Arias.

Finally a reason why you should go have a look at some of the sites I link to because if you go to Bent you'll find more pictures of Thomas Silkoset who little to the imagination.

Boys who Balls The shirtlessness of  AFL players Caleb Poulter ,  Declan Mountford  and  hugging Isaac Cumming .  The legs of fellow Aussie ...