Oiled Boys

David Bilek a barman has won the Czech Man of the Year contest being the best bit of oiled beef in a large group of bits of oiled beef (what do you think is the collective noun for oiled beef?). One of the categories seems to have been nipple pinching. Thanks to Ross.

As requested by Dean his namesake a recent(ish) picture of Collective Soul's Dean Roland.

Footballers Sweden's Olof Mellberg minus his top and Frank Lampard who has been borrowing some AFLer short shorts. As AFLer Chris Judd has found not wearing the short shorts doesn't always mean more coverage. Thanks John.

Also in Alexander, and Sugar Rush, Neil Jackson shirtless in Stargate SG1 and boxing.

Finally hairy boys actor Shaun Sipos shirtless in Complete Savages and Robby Ginepri's trail to fun.

Punch Boy

Ryan Phillippe gets hot then has a shower.

How about some German actors? As if to fit a stereotype I'll start with a blond Max Riemelt who when he is not very convincingly trying to kiss a girl, sitting in a hut, he's playing a Nazi boxer. Simon Verhoeven got himself tied up only in his pants which I'm sure was vital to the plot. Florian David Fitz shirtless and in the bath.

Blond fluff footballer Dirk Kuyt shirtless in a bigger way.

Finally AFLer Michael Braun in really, really, shirt shorts, and Brad Smith wearing annoying things underneath his.

Shorts Boys

AFLer Quinten Lynch eats his beard thingy while I refuse to even comment on this picture , though the temptation is massive...though you just know the photographer knew what he was doing. Can you see anything in Mark LeCras' shorts? I'm sure that was an accident too Mr Photographer. As was the effect of gravity on Heath Black twice and Adam Hunter and Daniel Cross once (John spotted that one too). Was Michael Braun just to blatant that he had to be cut off?

As requested British actor Edward Speleers.

I can forgive athletes Linus Thoernbald and Andreas Thorkildensen for wearing those body suit things as they have their pictures taken head on, but not Tero Pitkamaki.

Finally footballers who show off, Tim Cahill of Australia, and German Bastian Schweinsteiger less intentionally.

Shave Boy

As requested by a number of people above is Eric Winter doing his bit for shaving equipment sales which you can download here if you so wish.

As footballer Fernando Torres shows things can run up if you aren't careful which is why he shouldn't wear shorts. Gerard Pique solves this pressing issue by using towels and jeans split at the knees which was oh so popular in the 1980s but not now.

Who said we were all developed? AFLer Jared Rivers tries to take Luke Ball back to his cave.

As I haven't posted many gymnasts lately here to make up for it are a few starting with Toddles (aka Todd Thornton) shirtless, his 'brother' Sean Townsend shirtless, Gerry Signorelli equally undressed, Wesley Haagensen mostly shirtless, Wesley Aderhold in his kit sadly, and Alexander Artemev shirtless.

Finally 2007 will be the year with Julien Arias naked on the front and the back well according to his rugby club.

Mirror Boy

Taking pictures of yourself naked, then annoying the lass you sent them to in a format perfect for the internet is not the cleverest of moves as footballer Matthew Bates who plays for Middlesbrough stood in front of a mirror and took pictures of himself first in briefs and then [naked and erect] naked [/naked and erect]. Thanks to Yani, and the annoyed one you get to see them.

British TV presenter Kristian Digby naked but shaved.

It's odd that the celebs do skating shows get fluff like Australian model Jake Wall to dress up in really camp clothes (I've never understood why ice skaters have to look like that) then bizarrely try and portray them and skating as hard and oh so butch.

Shirtless Australian rugby beef Mark Gasnier.

Bjorn Einar Romoren the blond fluffy skijumper from Norway does a magazine cover only in his pants. Though there would be no Bjorn out of bed throwing he needs to eat more as does fellow jumper Thomas Lobben.

Ross kindly sent some detailed studies Of Andy Roddick's treasure trail from various angles.

Water polo Marko Savic, Ilya Smirnov, and Denes Varga(L) and Moritz Oeler (R).

Finally an overdressed but cute model.

Coke Boys

Frank kindly sent me some pictures of the strange goings on in Toronto recently. Coke (as in the drink) got a number of cute chaps, put them in red speedos, and covered them in brown paint. I have no idea why though I suspect it's cultural (which means as much as an archeologist positing that something is ritual). The logo they've stenciled on the models might give a clue but I can't be bothered to look it up (my eyes are elsewhere). I'm no marketing genius but if they'd licked the paint (non toxic one hopes) off each other this would have been on a lot of blogs. Frank's full study of Canadian totty and their painting habits can be found here.

As any regular reader of this blog will know Australian sportsmen like to go in the sea wearing black shorts or speedos even if they are acting playing catch really badly. Not that I'm objecting as you get to see Billy Slater, and Jake Edwards wearing little.

Models in swimwear allows them to show off in profile and from the front.

Finally some footballers, Paul Robinson, Lukas Podolski has a feel, Michael Rensing, shirtless and Christian Schulz has a thing about showing off his treasure trail and getting his top off.

Ring Boys

Gymnasts Derek Helsby, Shaun Antonio upside down, blond Thomas Andergassen shirtless, the tiny German Fabian Hambuechen legs spread, and Gus Roethlisberger.

Some shirtless requests answered, British diver Leon Taylor, British pap star/actor Craig Young, and US teen 'star' Drake Bell.

I was asked to reprise my caps from flesh fest Delta Delta Die which though dire has it's plus points. You get to see [naughty link] soft porn star[/naughty link] Glen Meadows and Jerry G Angelo (nice behind) naked. Some more of them naked from behind and ground, Nick Oram [nudity]naked[/nudity] and Eli Jones.

Lawn Boy

The Argentine version of Desperate Housewives has a cute gardener, shocking.

Borrowed blatantly from Bentblog is Spanish actor Alex Barahona who has forgets his pants (nice ass), and his pants and top (nice ass), alone or having fun with Alejo Sauras.

Even with bad hair models look good shirtless, more so with this chap or when they are nearly 40 and look like TV actors.

Jake wanted some pictures of AFLer Dale Thomas shirtless not necessarily with his shirtless Magpie teammates but I prefer the less skinny Chris Tarrant and I'm not the only one who posts beef for no real reason other than wanting to.

Finally some footballers (or soccer players for those over the Pond) starting with Tobias Rau and the effects of inertia on a moving object, John Terry gives a shirtless Owen Hargreaves a cuddle, a shirtless Cristian Ronaldo gives a friend a good idea of what's down under, the bless worthy Per Mertesacker shirtless, and Alexander Madlung (who Jim thinks looks like Wayne Rooney) shirtless from the front and back.

Surfer Boys

Kiwi actor Khan Chittenden shirtless (here and in the video above) in what is basically Home and Away for teens, Blue Water High in which he plays the standard blond fluff surfer. You can download it here.



The second video is of Adam Saunders shirtless on the same show which you can download here.

For no real reason here's AFLer Andrew Swallow.

Finally Eric Winter former US soap star is now bit of shirtless flesh on the Gillette Fusion Hydra Gel shaving foam advert. You can watch the fluff in the ad here.

Rip It Off

Modeling away with Corey Bond and his speedos, Bradley Tomberlin shirtless, and Christian Munden is Mr Virgo.

Footballer Markus Feulner's naked ass, well a bit of it.

Aussie Rules players, Mark Le Cras, Cameron Howat, Andrew Williams, Dale Thomson, and Beau Waters and Steven Armstrong looking happy together.

You know I never thought I would be jealous of a mouse, even more so a fake one but here's Michael Phelps with one, but Michael is happy to wear little in front of the camera in varying poses even slippage.

Finally a triptych of Kiwi rugby player Dan Carter having a kick, left, right and centre.

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Out Back

Above is Australian actor, singer and cabaret star (cf Hugh Jackman) Tim Draxl shirtless in the BBC 'comedy' Supernova who as the writing gets worse, the more he gets his kit off. You can download the clip here.

Rugby boys from Down Under, Matt Cooper, Brett Seymour, Daniel Holdsworth shirtless his snake, and John Sutton has a shower.

Footballers, Benjamin Schussler causes a shirtless totty jam, and Fabio Cannavaro is shirtless, and excited.

Modeling Through

Pete wanted to see model Jamie France shirtless, so I thought it was time for more models like Eric (who looks a bit like Hayden Christensen) shirtless, Vladimir Scibulsky, Jon Hess, and Scott Walhovd shirtless. In case I've missed anyone have a look here.

While handballer Marcus Ahlm shows only a little flesh though other ball on hander Per Thomas Linders isn't that shy thankfully.

Finally some rugby players from down under Byron Kelleher on his back legs in the air, an unhappy Matt Cooper, and Greg Rawlinson from behind.

Blooming Marvelous

I'm not the only one who does bad puns, 'Jeremy Bloom “out” for season', though mine are better (or so I think).

Yes Mike that was model turned actor Tyler Denk on CSI Miami last night. Shame was that young Tyler's character got shot before the opening credits and wasn't only dressed in leather trousers but lots of David Caruso...ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Actually I don't think Caruso is a bad actor he just is miscast in CSI Miami.

Byron Kelleher is from New Zealand, plays rugby and jumps around shirtless on coloured pads.

From Fred comes Bjoern Einar Romoeron tired, hair in a mess, silly beard thingy but still totally you know whatable.

Nick Burnett is a model from Texas who Jim thought you might like, as if you don't like shirtless fluff looking cute.


German footballer Michael Ballack shirtless . Benjamin Lauth is equally German but as if to fit the stereotype blond.

Story Time

Apparently Norse footballers Morten Gamst Pedersen, John Arne Riise, Per Ciljan Skjelbred, Kristofer Haestad and Stian Ohr are featured in some gay orgy novel, or at least that's what my limited Norwegian reads it as. It could be that the author was watching a naked Mario Lopez in Nip/Tuck and thought football changing rooms.

With help from Henry rowers and those shorts that show things off although the Kiwi's choice of black can hide things which the British and Italian light blue doesn't which is why the French use them too. And a Zac Purchase sandwich, now there's an idea. It also works with runner as with Frenchman Mehdi Baala.

As requested Tim Team archeologist Matt Williams and his...errr...plan.

Ball payers, Australians Ben Johnson, and Joel Bowden, New Zealand's Steven Old, Portugal's shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo, and Germany's Marcell 'legs wide' Jansen shows some flesh.

Finally Norwegian javelin thrower Andreas Thorkildsen in his suit.

Some Bad Flower Pun

A young (circa 2000) shirtless Orlando Bloom and his naked behind (which moves). You can download above here and the below here.

Double Meanings

David Beckham has a good slurp on milk, while Jeremy Jackson has a ring of darkness.

Very manufactured 'reality' pop group US5 shirtless together in on of those teen girl magazine shots. It's enough to make you have a 'stomach ache'.

Sporting totty, basketballers, Jaka Lakovic shirtless, Manu Ginobili shirtless, Beno Udrih doing the cute thing, and the well forested Bostjan Nachbar, footballers Tony Vidar shirtless and Christian Chivu shirtless.

The really annoying but pretty Austin Drage [his modest site] 'star' of Boys Will Be Girls as Ben suggests 'needs a good shagging'. He'd have to stay quiet though.

Finally the odd bulge in American gymnast Paul Hamm's trousers.

Mr McGregor

Kenneth thinks you'll like Scott McGregor while John has a cub.

As of yesterday Alexandre Despatie may be the best known Canadian diver but they also have Reuben Ross, and Klein and Meyer (as Jim who sent me the Canadian divers calls them) while other nations have Dell'uomo Francesco from Italy, and the Fin Puhakka Joonary.

Footballers, a happy Joris Mathijsen points, Lukas Podolski nearly shirtless, as is Roque Santa Cruz.

Lots of shirtless American gymnasts dressed only in their shorts might but if you prefer them solo here's Alexander Artemev.

Finally shirtless New Zealand Warriors Brent Webb twice and Louis Anderson.

Dive Boy

Above is Canadian diver Alexandre Despatie shockingly diving (after the silly photo bit).

Australian Rules players not in those armless tops and short shorts but in water, Jonathan Hay shirtless and hiding his tattoos, while Shane Piusellio is just skinny, Trent Barrett only in speedos that are (you've guessed it) black, and with Ben Creagh.

American gymnasts Chris Brooks and Raj Bhavsar show what tight trousers display.

Finally footballers Markus Feulner shirtless and with a strange shaped bulge, Mateja Kezman in his pants, and Tranquillo Barnetta shirtless.

Car Boy

North American Jared Padalecki does his impression of a petrolhead which works as well as AOL and actor/model/yogaist Chris Carmack now he isn't having to play a high school kid on The OC goes hairy, and he does it very well, and not just static.

As promised and from 'Ima DaHotStud' more of Australian 'actor' Mark Furze in all his shirtless glory.

From Sam comes Will Crawford and Peter Brewin and their concrete tent.

Antipodean ball sport totty Aaron Hamill shirtless coming out of the sea, left to right Luke McAlister, Dan Carter and Isaia Toeava get shirtless and compare large bits of silver (well it is Winter down under), Stephen Milne pulls some skin, Ashley Hansen shirtless and freckled, and Nick Davis.

Finally from Ian today's random cute bit of tattooed tottyness.

Play Boy

After a number requests here's UK TV host Tim Dixon and his eyebrows on ITV Play reading the show biz news, downloadable here.

Cleo is running its annual Most Eligible Bachelor Competition and here is my pick of the best, Campbell Brown, Mark Furze (of whom more tomorrow), Paul O'Brien, Lachlan Mackay, Koby Abberton, Luke Jacobz, Wes Bergms, Scott McGregor, and Grant Millie.

Henry shows why AFLers like Andrew Embley shouldn't be allowed to wear pants.

Footballers the cutesome Marco Russ shirtless with some mates (far right), John Terry is happy, Per Ciljan Skjelbred gives me ideas, Markus Palionski shows some flesh, and Alexander Meier is shirtless multiple times.

Finally the rumours about Ian Thorpe resurface.

Dressings

Naked chefs Will (who is actually model/actor Will Toale), Christian, Brian, and Lenny give you their recipes here though I'm not sure salad needs one.

From Ian comes some Canadian swim totty with Mike Brown, Andrew Hurd, and Brent Hayden in a good, bad and eww of swimwear. With help from John comes athletes Giuseppe Aita, Visa Hongisto, and Lehann Fourie.

By request the tiny British ex pop singer Craig Young (left) playing an Australian footballer(with an accent that makes my Spanish one sound perfect) on Sabrina the teenage college witch.

American football beef trail shower Mike Ebbitt and blond Jimmy Clausen.

A Future in Sales

Above is Taylor Handley in the CSI TOS episode Let the Seller Beware, here is the video and here, here, and here.

Dom asked for some caps of Tom Weller from the UK kid's TV show Renford Rejects when he dressed up as a Roman so there they are.

Footballers, Andreas Ivanschitz wet shirtless, dry shirtless and wanting to stay dry, Morten Gamst Pedersen shirtless, and Phillip Degen shirtless with some friends.

Australian hooker Robbie Farah shirtless and getting felt up.

Finally actor, not description of Rooney seeing elderly prostitutes, Randy Wayne shirtless.

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Monthly

I'm interspersing the text in this post with some Cosmo US 'Men of the Month'. The ones I don't rate can be found here. Their names can are in their filenames.



From the same people who brought you League of their Own rugby beef like Ryan McGoldrick comes a possible oxymoron Celebrities Down Under whose coverboy I don't recognise. Though it features Chris 'never wear shirts' Hemsworth I've not found any scans...yet.



The 'new Matt Shrivington' (in the is a runner usage of new) Australian runner Adam Miller shirtless.



'The Sexiest Men in Football' Cooper Cronk, Jarrad McVeigh, David Spriggs, Dallas McIlwain, Mark Jamar, and Nick Youngquest.



Athletes Margus Hunt, Julian Reuss, Phil Hanson, Ramis Abdulkaderov, Dmytro Ostrovsky, and Michael Schrader.



ALFer Chad Fletcher has a shirtless photoshoot with an eagle protected on him.



Finally from Al comes rugby player Jarrod Mullen shirtless.

Gotta Run

Athletics, yes fluff in lycra is a pain but here's some more, Kiwi Jordan Vandermade, the UK's Mark Mitchell, Sweden's Bjorn Barrefors, Canada's Justin Marpole Bird, the Argentine's German Chiaraviglio who looks a lot better but probably as skinny after the makeover, Germany's Michael Schrader and his perfect hair, and Matthias Prey and his teeth.

OK he's cute but as a tennis player shouldn't Richard Gasquet have a better body?

Australian rugby player Kevin Muscat (left in both pictures) likes to go in the sea with his team mates.

Footballers showing some flesh, Malik Fathi, Lukas Podolski, and blond fluff Marco Engelhardt.

Finally Australian TV 'personality' whatever that means Jules Lund.

Australian Beef

Nick Youngquest

Matt Cooper

Mark Gasnier

My Ami

Above, by request, is Vincent Rivera as body of the day in CSI Miami episode Three Way.

As taking his kit off got work for Justin Bruening lets hope it works for these twins brothers. Then acting school would look like this.

Gloucester rugby club have designed their rugby tops to show their players pec like here with Mark Foster, Olly Morgan, Rory Lawson, Anthony Allen, and Luke Narraway. Not tops at all would be easier though.

Fred kindly informed me about the nakedness (guess what you'll see in these links) at a music festival in Oslo.

More athletes like Bram Som celebrating, Christian Blum, Arkadiy Vasilyev, and Ari Mannio. Fred and I am pondering if Aaron Rouge Serret, or Alex Bubner will take Matt Shirvington's lycra snake crown. or perhaps Cloudy will take up running.

Finally some footballers and as they class this as training that's a good thing. So here is Christian Tiffer's behind, (via Henry) Yaniv Katan chest and [naughty]bits[/naughty], Matthias Lehmann's head and Andriy Shevchenko's third leg.

Around the Waist

Not wanting to look too obsessional about sportsmen in short shorts like Trent Croad, Daniel McConnell, Beau Waters, Michael Pettigrew, Jordan Russell, and Leigh Montagna, here is a request completed with Tadgh Kennelly showing off his armpits. One other thing with the AFL kit is that it starts coming off easily like here with Mark Williams.

Another request is for some shirtless pictures of German athlete Thomas Blaschek who wears short shorts too. Thomas had a run in (bah boom) with Stanislav Volijar, him of the... you've guessed it. You do though have to guess at the length of Sam Ellis'. From Henry, Czech decathlete Roman Sebrle wearing rather good shorts with added bulges.

Finally German swimmer Thomas Rupprath is pert.

Wrestle

Above are some scenes from Australian soap Neighbours with Kyal Marsh and Damien Bodie playing with each other.

The athletic was on so lots of fluff in lycra running around which is good, but names I'm likely to misspell. It could be recovery from communism but Latvia's Stanislav Olijar has really short shorts, shorter than Sweden's Henrick Skoog's who at least gets shirtless. Fellow Swede Nicklas Wiberg wears a flowery scarf a lot.Also there is Italy's Emanuel Eabate, Britain's Sam Ellis, Germany's Jens Werrmann, and the UK's David Hughes.

Footballer Moritz Volz showing off his body while wearing a T shirt.

Some AFLers Jobe Watson, Scott Lucas giving a hint of something, Nathan Jones, and Ricky Dyson.

'Bignlean' kindly sent me pictures of tennis player Dmitry Tursunov shirtless.

And finally today's random cute bit of fluff.

Twin(k)s

The Carlson twins
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Via Thierry, above for those who don't know is a video of the Carlson twins, Lane and Kyle, doing some nude modeling.

Guess who 'Blonde Fist' and I think Phil from Newark looks like. Here's a clue.

Molly kindly sent me these two pictures of Jason Statham shirtless in Crank (no that isn't rhyming slang for anything).

Ben for some odd reason thought we all might like to see a picture of AFLer Jude Bolton in speedos. Henry wonders how much better these pictures of Chris Judd and this bloke would be without those horrid lycra undershort things.

Athletes, European, in lycra, like Roman Sebre, Pascal Behrenbruch who is actually quite cute (and suggestive) when he's not pulling silly faces, Jaakoo Janiemi, Gustaf Hultgren, and finally from Maarten here is Guus Hoogmoed happily filling his lycra for us all.

To finish some footballers, Moritz Volz who needs to get his top off and Daniel van Buyten who does.

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Boys with Bats

Above is Adrian Bellani and Mark Wystrach from Passions showing off some flesh.

As the athletics are going on here's Stefan Wenk, Stefano Anceschi looking serious, Andreas Thorkildsen shirtless, Tero Pitamaki below, Andrey Silnov celebrates, Roman Smirnov and Giulio Ciotti.

As requested more Robby Ginepri's trail.

I'm bound to get the spelling wrong but here is a shirtless and pointing Szabolcs Huszti shirtless with his team while Kenneth has German footballer Michael Ballack.

Finally US actor Shane McRae.

Evening All

The disclaimer I sadly have to write every so often is:

One, being posted on this blog does not imply anything other than I (or a correspondent) think that person is good looking.

Two, all images and other material is presumed to be in the public domain.

But three, I am happy to remove any material for a valid reason (moaning about me criticising Orlando Bloom's acting skills isn't one). A link to the post helps.

And four 'naked' or 'nude' often means just that.

Group Events

In Brazil

In New York

In Germany

And in the UK.

Fluffy

A shirtless Matthew McConaughey on the beach.

Cutesome German footballer Marcel Schafer shirtless.

American actor Gabriel Macht shirtless in a number of shows overkills a request. Kyle Brandt shirtless just does one.

Swimmers do make one's like easy (if they don't wear those bodysuit anti-Christ things) for example Lucas Marin in his speedos, as is Gleb Galperin.

Kiwi triathlete James Upton has a run.

Scottish, yes Scottish pop star who does think he's anything like James Blunt, Paolo Nutini.

Finally Finnish athlete Jarkko Ruostekivi.

Group Flesh

Runners from Europe, Daniel Schnelting, David Gillick, and what's in his shorts, and Credric van Branteghem gets felt up and what's in his shorts.

Rupert Evans is Romeo, and shirtless in the small advert for it. This isn't his first time shirtless in front of the camera.

Swimmers from Europe, Bartosz Kizierowski, Markus Rogan, and Alessio Boggiatto.

Chris Fountain shows off a talent.

Footballers from Europe, ball hatcher Daniel Baier shirtless, and Cristiano Ronaldo's stomach.

Not too bright Green Lewis Gordon Pugh thought he could swim from the source of the Thames to the sea but forgot how shallow rivers at their source are.

Finally some AFL fluff Nicholas Smith and Jordan Bannister.

Boing

Thanks to David, that's Australian athlete Matt Shirvington having a run. From the looks of it they have done something to hide the full extent of his lycra snake, forshame.

British actor Mel Raido got his top off in one episode of The Vice, Gameboys which also featured a 17 year old Danny Young who went on to Coronation Street. I don't think it it's too unfair to point out that Danny, though pretty, can't act (in fact he makes Orlando Bloom look good) and this performance was a prime example. He was shirtless for quite a while though.

I'm impressed by the Italian swim relay team as they place the uglier members in the centre so their faces get hidden by the watermark, though less so about how inventive their victory salutes are as Sebastian Rouault, Slawo Mirkuczko twice, show though Sebastian does vary it a bit. Alessandro Terrin wearing a suit while Amaury Leveaux isn't.

Finally some AFLers Jude Bolton, Scott Thompson, and Dane Swain.

Towels are Evil

Above is Jared Padalecki dressed only in a towel (which sadly was not possessed by a demon and Dean didn't need to rescue Sam from it) and as usual you can download a copy here.

Wednesday is National Underwear Day in the US and if last year is anything to go by it looks fun.

There was a big swimming meet on at the weekend so you'll have to put up with some more pictures of European swimmers. Though to be exact Tom Sietas is more a mildly hairy free diver but as I'm thinking of working for Reuters who needs to be exact. I start by doing a request for more photos (shirtless if I could) of Barry Murphy. Austria's Markus Rogan has shaved and I don't think it improves matters, mostly because when swimmers do it they can make you look 12 like here with Eric Shanteau. Yuri Prilukov won something and thus is happy. I'd have been happy if he'd stuck to the speedos. Finally please no more bad feline jokes about Helge Meeuw.

Weekends also mean Aussie Rules matches and as Gayfooty's gallery is still down here's Sam Fisher, Adam Selwood, and Jarrad McVeigh having an 'argument' that just happens to cause his shirt to come up.

Finally Jake kindly sent me some pictures of American tennis furball (though shaved in some of the pictures (see Markus Rogan above)) Robby Ginepri training sans his top.

Cast Away

The clip above is of plumber with a perm Crawford Anderson (and others) on C4's reality show Shipwrecked. More static than Crawford is fellow smooth shirtless shipwreckede the thin James Mudie. You can download a copy here.

Phil MacDonald is a surfer not a rugby player, how counter intuitive of him.

Acting ability has never really been important in soaps and as evidence guess why Passions employed Adrian Bellani and Eric Martsolf. Chris who kindly sent me those also sent me links to a stripping Galen Gering, and the Passions boys playing shirtless basketball three times, one, two and three.

Two types of Australian footballers Danny Vukovic shirtless and Anthony Minichiello shirtless. Some naughty person has been adding things to other footballers that might offend prudes.

Swimboys, Ireland's Barry Murphy looking silly in orange, Germany's Hegle Meeuw, Italy's Loris Facci, and Poland's Pawel Korzeniowski.

Finally is dancer Daniel 'Cloud' Campos giving us directions.

Right Where You Want Me

No Jesse my bed is still empty...all go 'ahhh' at once. Actually it's his latest song which you can listen to by clicking here.

Also it allows me to post the below without feeling too guilty (even though he is 18 in it).



More Jesse guilty pleasures can be found here.

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Go West

An old (and interesting) request is solved by posting these pictures of model turned actor Joel West in a 'cop outfit' on CSI Miami and another is solved with this picture of Jesse Metcalfe wearing leather though I'm more interesting in what's under it.

From Matt comes some shirtless pictures of cagefighter Lee Murray.

Footballers, shirtless like Owen 'so smooth' Hargreaves, or wearing training kit like Joe Cole and Frank Lampard. Lukas Podolski shows why footballers should only wear shorts not those legging things.

More swimmers Pieter van den Hoogenband may have just exploded in the pool, Paul Biedermann adjusts, Laszlo Cseh is smooth, Helge Meeuw with Steffen Driessen, and Steffen alone.

And finally some wrestlers and the whip.

With a W

The Wright Stuff (and it's not some sad ex Daily Mirror hack).

Some people (called Mikey) are so desperate to win Big Brother they run around only dressed in a pair of AussieBums. Perhaps he and Glyn should...bond...and I might consider voting for him, maybe perhaps.

With some help from Ian comes some swims boys, Alessio Boggiatto is a bit of a let down, as possibly is Pieter van den Hoogenband, Yury Prilukov isn't, Paul Biederman makes sure he isn't, as does Simon Burnett, I'm not sure about Frederick Bousquet, and Helge Meeuw seems more concerned about his hair colour.

Baseballer Dan Haren with his big stick, and you do better.

Australian rugby players Ben Tune in his kit and Cooper Cronk out of his, with some mates.

Finally Polish footballer Artur Boruc shirtless on a towel, on some floating thing, and exercising in the pool.

Shorts

Footballers Michael Rensing shirtless alone and in the sea with Piotr Rochowski, and Euzebiousz Smorarek (or something like that) shirtless twice.

A chained up shirtless Madonna fluff.

British actor Chris Fountain, or fluffy as some people call him, does some push ups in long(ish) grass.

Chisholms down under, blond Mark the rugby player shirtless (guess why I picked that second picture) and Lachlan the athlete.

Finally publisher and college student Jared Kushner.

Toby or not Toby

You stop blogging and people set up a campaign for you to start again.

As requested and forcing me to watch Kid's TV (you know comedy of Friends quality) Dax O'Callaghan, a British actor and pop star in France on the show LOL.

French surfer Jeremy Flores never seems to get shirtless, typical.

Jake kindly sent me these fan photos of American tennis player Robby Ginepri in all his hairy shirtless glory who assumes the position and finds his shorts pulled forwards.

American footballer Chad Pennington just has to be different (and stand up too).

Australian Rules players may feature a lot here like Matthew Robbins (or robbinsex as ImageShack renamed him), Marcus Drum, Dean Polo, Tim Schmidt and Heath Black, nothing to do with the shorts.

Finally Kiwi badminton player Dan Shirley.