You have Carter
On Casualty Kristian Wilkin got his kit off. He also did it on Brookside (and the Bill) where he played a stripper. Getting him all shirtless didn't help keep Brookside on the air but was nice viewing.
If you wondered what Todd was doing after Corrie here's a clue (OK it's not him but near enough if you squint).
Monday, May 31, 2004
I want it all (except France)
I didn't have a date for the prom, but as I'm not American and didn't have a prom that was not that strange. I broke my leg and the ambulance didn't take me to the nearest hospital, in fact it took me to the third nearest hospital. That was a good plan as the other two did not have an A&E (ER). OK that sounds a tad silly but I do have a point and it is without all the facts you can not make a proper decision and can be misled easily.
I can not believe anyone in the UK can actually think that the British National Party is anything than a bunch of racist thugs so I'm not going to tell people not to vote for them, but just to say if you vote for the BNP you are a racist dickhead.
I do though expect that nobody who comes here would vote BNP (or it's US, Australian, or other varieties).
I didn't have a date for the prom, but as I'm not American and didn't have a prom that was not that strange. I broke my leg and the ambulance didn't take me to the nearest hospital, in fact it took me to the third nearest hospital. That was a good plan as the other two did not have an A&E (ER). OK that sounds a tad silly but I do have a point and it is without all the facts you can not make a proper decision and can be misled easily.
I can not believe anyone in the UK can actually think that the British National Party is anything than a bunch of racist thugs so I'm not going to tell people not to vote for them, but just to say if you vote for the BNP you are a racist dickhead.
I do though expect that nobody who comes here would vote BNP (or it's US, Australian, or other varieties).
Random totty of today
ALF players Ryan Hargreve and Jared Brennon.
Pointless fact of the day
When Adolf Hilter said on 27 July 1942 we Brits ran four hundred million Indians with 250,000 men he was wrong. We Brits did it with only 12,000.
ALF players Ryan Hargreve and Jared Brennon.
Pointless fact of the day
When Adolf Hilter said on 27 July 1942 we Brits ran four hundred million Indians with 250,000 men he was wrong. We Brits did it with only 12,000.
Prince Carl (again)
Tottyland's most shaggable young royal Prince Carl of Sweden swimming, towing and generally standing around looking cute.
Bill is thinking of asking to see the Crown Jewels (if that pun hasn't been overused already).
Tottyland's most shaggable young royal Prince Carl of Sweden swimming, towing and generally standing around looking cute.
Bill is thinking of asking to see the Crown Jewels (if that pun hasn't been overused already).
Saturday, May 29, 2004
Let's get ready to fumble, everybody fumble
Joseph Sayers is a CK and AnF model who when young had some naughty pictures taken of him in rather dubious circumstances.
I would post the pictures but the 'photographer' is known for causzing trouble to site owners. Linking to some is another matter.
PS there are so many copies of the naughty pictures on the net you'd be a fool to pay for them. Not of course I'd promote breaking copyright.
Joseph Sayers is a CK and AnF model who when young had some naughty pictures taken of him in rather dubious circumstances.
I would post the pictures but the 'photographer' is known for causzing trouble to site owners. Linking to some is another matter.
PS there are so many copies of the naughty pictures on the net you'd be a fool to pay for them. Not of course I'd promote breaking copyright.
Friday, May 28, 2004
Random Totty of today
In a better world waiting for us at home are Chris Finch of Corrie shirtless, David Beckham gets excited as does Will Young, Justin Timberlake looking a little less buff than he used to and Ben Cohen hairy and shirtless.
In a better world waiting for us at home are Chris Finch of Corrie shirtless, David Beckham gets excited as does Will Young, Justin Timberlake looking a little less buff than he used to and Ben Cohen hairy and shirtless.
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Random nudity...
On the second of next month we get to see Ben Gerrard (aka Cameron in Hollyoaks) which is far better than watching Saddam's friend George Galloway moaning that his bank balance is lower.
On the second of next month we get to see Ben Gerrard (aka Cameron in Hollyoaks) which is far better than watching Saddam's friend George Galloway moaning that his bank balance is lower.
Interview with a boyband
The second of the Phixx video capfests from their video Love Revolution.
The basic premise is that Mikey, Nikk, Chris, and Andrew are totty loving (and then eating) vampires.
Andrew holding a fluorescent tube for some reason is surrounded by two girls making out and suppressions two guys doing it too and while Mikey feels someone up, Nikk gets felt up through a wall.
It is another standard Phixx video with flesh shown over and over again in the same way.
The second of the Phixx video capfests from their video Love Revolution.
The basic premise is that Mikey, Nikk, Chris, and Andrew are totty loving (and then eating) vampires.
Andrew holding a fluorescent tube for some reason is surrounded by two girls making out and suppressions two guys doing it too and while Mikey feels someone up, Nikk gets felt up through a wall.
It is another standard Phixx video with flesh shown over and over again in the same way.
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Edgware or High Barnet
I'm sure everyone has forgotten, if they ever knew in the first place, the failed boyband (so much nobody has even left a fansite to fester on Geocities for them) Northern Line who were Michael Sharp (who got his kit off in a Julie Waters TV show), Dan Corsi (an ex model or Mr Shirtless by profession, see what I mean, and again, and again and again and again (hey he does the same thing over and over and over again he could be in a Phixx video), Zak Lichman, Warren Morris and Andy Love (who looks to have really gone to seed).
I think they didn't even manage a hit.
But Dan looks like this and this now so here's hoping for a renewal of his career.
I'm sure everyone has forgotten, if they ever knew in the first place, the failed boyband (so much nobody has even left a fansite to fester on Geocities for them) Northern Line who were Michael Sharp (who got his kit off in a Julie Waters TV show), Dan Corsi (an ex model or Mr Shirtless by profession, see what I mean, and again, and again and again and again (hey he does the same thing over and over and over again he could be in a Phixx video), Zak Lichman, Warren Morris and Andy Love (who looks to have really gone to seed).
I think they didn't even manage a hit.
But Dan looks like this and this now so here's hoping for a renewal of his career.
And this is Bill when he was 12
One of the jobs of being a parent is to show any potential object of your lust pictures of you when you were young, silly looking and it that outfit that was so in that year but went out of fashion quicker than telling the truth on BBC News. Here's an example, Kevin of the boyband V now looks like this but used to look like this.
It's odd what a haircut and a bit of exercise can do.
Remember when Britney had a long term Hollywood marriage of 55 hours with Jason Alexander. Well he's cashing in on it in GQ but in a pretty tame way. He's also gets shirtless . [Credit to Jim for sending me those and to whoever scanned/photographed them]
Antony Costa of Blue has me worried. He's not God's gift but he hardly needs blow up men.
One of the jobs of being a parent is to show any potential object of your lust pictures of you when you were young, silly looking and it that outfit that was so in that year but went out of fashion quicker than telling the truth on BBC News. Here's an example, Kevin of the boyband V now looks like this but used to look like this.
It's odd what a haircut and a bit of exercise can do.
Remember when Britney had a long term Hollywood marriage of 55 hours with Jason Alexander. Well he's cashing in on it in GQ but in a pretty tame way. He's also gets shirtless . [Credit to Jim for sending me those and to whoever scanned/photographed them]
Antony Costa of Blue has me worried. He's not God's gift but he hardly needs blow up men.
Hiyll
Layke Anderson is a half Spanish and half Norwegian Brit who was in X Men 2 (where I assume this picture is from).
He's been to LA, got the floppy hair and taken off his shirt.
Layke Anderson is a half Spanish and half Norwegian Brit who was in X Men 2 (where I assume this picture is from).
He's been to LA, got the floppy hair and taken off his shirt.
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Random fascination
I happened to be in the Early Learning Centre in Oxford today, buying a present for a friend of mine's son.
Now this is nearly as scary for a male as the women's hygiene aisle in Tescos. Firstly you get into relive childhood mode and nearly buy yourself stuff that you'll have to then hide as not to void any cred you have. I do though have a supersoaker mounted on my wall so I'm costly enough already. I really wanted those playballs and they were on buy two get a third free too. Then you notice you are being looked at. Yes you are the only male over 6 who has been in the shop for years. Either they think you are a child molester, or you are a source of pity, a poor lost soul in a world of confusion...fun or educational, just educational, do you hate the kid that much...OK he'll break that in 20 seconds... I know this may sound sexist but this is not man's work. So finally I bought him a toy car quicker than you could say stereotype.
Running from that circle of hell I retreated to the street and nearly walked straight into Matt (cute Canadian Matt of waffle below) who was wearing a shirt so open it looked like a sheet. Of all the times and places to walk into one of my pet obsessions it would be when I'm a walking stereotype for a new dad. He of course is oblivious to all this...
I am though getting a tad worried that I have a tattoo on my head saying 'Stalk Bill' because it happened again. Well not as OTT as last time but I went to try and con...Persuade someone who gets a locals discount to the Cornbury Music Festival to blag me a cheaper ticket to perve Will Young. Anyhows this chap all in black with one of those try hard beards that don't work kept looking at me across the carriage. Now I looked back and he bloody winked at me. He winked at me. He winked at me who always makes the first move, who is the puller...there is something wrong with the world if random chaps are winking at me. Then he got off at the same station I did. So I'm thinking do I, don't I, weren't you trying not to be a slut Bill...but he wandered off after winking at me again.
I have this theory that hot weather brings out the odd and the horny in people.
I console myself with this naked picture of Tom Ryder.
I happened to be in the Early Learning Centre in Oxford today, buying a present for a friend of mine's son.
Now this is nearly as scary for a male as the women's hygiene aisle in Tescos. Firstly you get into relive childhood mode and nearly buy yourself stuff that you'll have to then hide as not to void any cred you have. I do though have a supersoaker mounted on my wall so I'm costly enough already. I really wanted those playballs and they were on buy two get a third free too. Then you notice you are being looked at. Yes you are the only male over 6 who has been in the shop for years. Either they think you are a child molester, or you are a source of pity, a poor lost soul in a world of confusion...fun or educational, just educational, do you hate the kid that much...OK he'll break that in 20 seconds... I know this may sound sexist but this is not man's work. So finally I bought him a toy car quicker than you could say stereotype.
Running from that circle of hell I retreated to the street and nearly walked straight into Matt (cute Canadian Matt of waffle below) who was wearing a shirt so open it looked like a sheet. Of all the times and places to walk into one of my pet obsessions it would be when I'm a walking stereotype for a new dad. He of course is oblivious to all this...
I am though getting a tad worried that I have a tattoo on my head saying 'Stalk Bill' because it happened again. Well not as OTT as last time but I went to try and con...Persuade someone who gets a locals discount to the Cornbury Music Festival to blag me a cheaper ticket to perve Will Young. Anyhows this chap all in black with one of those try hard beards that don't work kept looking at me across the carriage. Now I looked back and he bloody winked at me. He winked at me. He winked at me who always makes the first move, who is the puller...there is something wrong with the world if random chaps are winking at me. Then he got off at the same station I did. So I'm thinking do I, don't I, weren't you trying not to be a slut Bill...but he wandered off after winking at me again.
I have this theory that hot weather brings out the odd and the horny in people.
I console myself with this naked picture of Tom Ryder.
Phixx pix
And the Palme D'oh for the worst post title goes to...
The first Phixx video posts on the epic of modern music that was Hold on Me while they were in their get their kit off period, nearly their blue period but with underwear.
Firstly Mikey sings oiled and chained up behind bars in honour of a typical night at Eton, then Andrew (aka on many forums 'the gay one') sings tied to a chair shirtless, then the very straight (or so my lawyers want me to say) Chris Parks shows off his pits wearing his vest (a clear sign in Boybandia of a pants body or chest hair), and finally Nikk (he's German)gets shirtless in a morgue which hardly really appeals to the target market while Andrew is still tied to that chair.
More armpit hair showing of. Yes and Andrew is still tied to that chair.
A bit of surgery without a licence on poor Nikk, I would love to know who this is aimed at (bar those who get a thrill at seeing anyone shirtless or the residents of Alabama as we like to call them) Andrew chair, Chris arms up yes you've guessed.
In case you think the repeating of themes is my capricious choice of caps it's not, this video is a mass of repeated themes with no change...Eastenders with a better quality of eye candy if you like.
And the Palme D'oh for the worst post title goes to...
The first Phixx video posts on the epic of modern music that was Hold on Me while they were in their get their kit off period, nearly their blue period but with underwear.
Firstly Mikey sings oiled and chained up behind bars in honour of a typical night at Eton, then Andrew (aka on many forums 'the gay one') sings tied to a chair shirtless, then the very straight (or so my lawyers want me to say) Chris Parks shows off his pits wearing his vest (a clear sign in Boybandia of a pants body or chest hair), and finally Nikk (he's German)gets shirtless in a morgue which hardly really appeals to the target market while Andrew is still tied to that chair.
More armpit hair showing of. Yes and Andrew is still tied to that chair.
A bit of surgery without a licence on poor Nikk, I would love to know who this is aimed at (bar those who get a thrill at seeing anyone shirtless or the residents of Alabama as we like to call them) Andrew chair, Chris arms up yes you've guessed.
In case you think the repeating of themes is my capricious choice of caps it's not, this video is a mass of repeated themes with no change...Eastenders with a better quality of eye candy if you like.
Sunday, May 23, 2004
Hey big boy
As I put away my guns, terrorist manuals, Afghan telephone directories, foreign passports and battery packs after a rather noisy wedding I wonder why I get so few comments.
I blame George Bush (well it turned a third rate liefest into a gold palm for Michael Moore (he used to be better when he didn't rant).
Did you see the OC tonight? Don't worry you missed nothing (bar Adam Brody in a dressing gown and boxers). There was a gay kiss. So what? V and McFly boys are doing it too (purely for publicity and worked if FM is anything to go by (you thought it was real?)). Now if it was Harry (Ohhh Harry ohh) and the skinhead monkeyboy I might be interested. More work on lyrics would help V.
'If you say that you don't want me,
that's OK because I'm going to get you any way'
Is there spare space in Poet's Corner?
I see from my TV guide thingy on Sky that Todd on Corrie is coming out. Joy. Gail and Eileen have a bitchfight tomorrow (see p66 of Sunday Times, Culture section). Joy.
Equally joyfull we are going to get party election broadcasts from the British National Party later in the week. As I am educated, bi and don't accept their lies so I'm probably up against the wall when their revolution comes (I suspect my great, great, great grandchildren will die waiting for that). Nobody can support them and pretend not to know what they really stand for, so I can fairly say their supporters are twats. When you see them on TV are you thinking master race or monkey house? If you want to protest vote Tory (the Lib Dems are worse, really), not because you support them but because it might get rid of the liar in chief Tony.
Finally Bill wants to metaphysically put flowers on the grave of Robert Moses, New York's Master Builder in the 1920s who he built motorway bridges deliberately too low for buses. For more on him see Peter Hall's Cities of tomorrow.
PS Big Brother is getting evil. A game of spot the desperate production company anyone?
PPS I have to more careful what I type.
As I put away my guns, terrorist manuals, Afghan telephone directories, foreign passports and battery packs after a rather noisy wedding I wonder why I get so few comments.
I blame George Bush (well it turned a third rate liefest into a gold palm for Michael Moore (he used to be better when he didn't rant).
Did you see the OC tonight? Don't worry you missed nothing (bar Adam Brody in a dressing gown and boxers). There was a gay kiss. So what? V and McFly boys are doing it too (purely for publicity and worked if FM is anything to go by (you thought it was real?)). Now if it was Harry (Ohhh Harry ohh) and the skinhead monkeyboy I might be interested. More work on lyrics would help V.
'If you say that you don't want me,
that's OK because I'm going to get you any way'
Is there spare space in Poet's Corner?
I see from my TV guide thingy on Sky that Todd on Corrie is coming out. Joy. Gail and Eileen have a bitchfight tomorrow (see p66 of Sunday Times, Culture section). Joy.
Equally joyfull we are going to get party election broadcasts from the British National Party later in the week. As I am educated, bi and don't accept their lies so I'm probably up against the wall when their revolution comes (I suspect my great, great, great grandchildren will die waiting for that). Nobody can support them and pretend not to know what they really stand for, so I can fairly say their supporters are twats. When you see them on TV are you thinking master race or monkey house? If you want to protest vote Tory (the Lib Dems are worse, really), not because you support them but because it might get rid of the liar in chief Tony.
Finally Bill wants to metaphysically put flowers on the grave of Robert Moses, New York's Master Builder in the 1920s who he built motorway bridges deliberately too low for buses. For more on him see Peter Hall's Cities of tomorrow.
PS Big Brother is getting evil. A game of spot the desperate production company anyone?
PPS I have to more careful what I type.
Do you remember?
Jansen Spencer, him of Neighbours fame (if that's the right word) who was a walking campness with a nice body and no real acting ability.
When Justin Timberlake was jailbait par exellence and buff.
When Charlie Simpson was in school uniform (but not at school).
Band Ohne Namen (band with no name) AKA Guy Gross (the cute one) and Klaus (the not so cute one) who got nude for and on Boys.
Jansen Spencer, him of Neighbours fame (if that's the right word) who was a walking campness with a nice body and no real acting ability.
When Justin Timberlake was jailbait par exellence and buff.
When Charlie Simpson was in school uniform (but not at school).
Band Ohne Namen (band with no name) AKA Guy Gross (the cute one) and Klaus (the not so cute one) who got nude for and on Boys.
Random sporting totty of the day
US swimmer Michael Phelps 1 and 2
Footballer Christian Ronaldo gets shirtless (a lot nicer photo than the Sunday Times one).
US swimmer Michael Phelps 1 and 2
Footballer Christian Ronaldo gets shirtless (a lot nicer photo than the Sunday Times one).
Spin, gay cowboys, the innocent, the odd, and the camp.
As Mark from V gets the marketing spin in, Jake Gyllenhaal looking cute as always, innocent looking AFL player Guy Richards,Will Young looking odd, and no comment on Andrew Hayden Smith.
As Mark from V gets the marketing spin in, Jake Gyllenhaal looking cute as always, innocent looking AFL player Guy Richards,Will Young looking odd, and no comment on Andrew Hayden Smith.
Friday, May 21, 2004
Speculation, acting, reforming and the wilds of rural Crete
People often speculate about other people's sexuality (mainly because they already know what theirs is and that spoils the fun). As Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay reminds us 'There is no way that single, non-related people could live in the same home and not be having sex' (which is rather depressing news as I lived a whole year in the same house when I was at Uni with a highly shaggable chap called Dave and he made no move whatsoever.
This sounds fun. Joe Absolom will be playing a man's 'toyboy' in the coming BBC drama The Long Firm. The BBC are really pulling the stops out with loads of good fictional drama this year (oddly including Paul Nicholls a lot) which is a better place for fiction than the Today programme.
Make Me Honest last night had the thick but cute Mark on it.
He may be married with kids but that doesn't stop one thinking Andy Cox on last night's No Going Back is cute. Usually in these sorts of programmes you get to watch prats suffer but in this one you got to watch people you wanted to do well suffer. Well they did it in the end and set up their holiday homes (get a faster server Andy) and cynical old me for one wishes them all a lot of success.
People often speculate about other people's sexuality (mainly because they already know what theirs is and that spoils the fun). As Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay reminds us 'There is no way that single, non-related people could live in the same home and not be having sex' (which is rather depressing news as I lived a whole year in the same house when I was at Uni with a highly shaggable chap called Dave and he made no move whatsoever.
This sounds fun. Joe Absolom will be playing a man's 'toyboy' in the coming BBC drama The Long Firm. The BBC are really pulling the stops out with loads of good fictional drama this year (oddly including Paul Nicholls a lot) which is a better place for fiction than the Today programme.
Make Me Honest last night had the thick but cute Mark on it.
He may be married with kids but that doesn't stop one thinking Andy Cox on last night's No Going Back is cute. Usually in these sorts of programmes you get to watch prats suffer but in this one you got to watch people you wanted to do well suffer. Well they did it in the end and set up their holiday homes (get a faster server Andy) and cynical old me for one wishes them all a lot of success.
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