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Hey big boy

As I put away my guns, terrorist manuals, Afghan telephone directories, foreign passports and battery packs after a rather noisy wedding I wonder why I get so few comments.

I blame George Bush (well it turned a third rate liefest into a gold palm for Michael Moore (he used to be better when he didn't rant).

Did you see the OC tonight? Don't worry you missed nothing (bar Adam Brody in a dressing gown and boxers). There was a gay kiss. So what? V and McFly boys are doing it too (purely for publicity and worked if FM is anything to go by (you thought it was real?)). Now if it was Harry (Ohhh Harry ohh) and the skinhead monkeyboy I might be interested. More work on lyrics would help V.

'If you say that you don't want me,
that's OK because I'm going to get you any way'

Is there spare space in Poet's Corner?

I see from my TV guide thingy on Sky that Todd on Corrie is coming out. Joy. Gail and Eileen have a bitchfight tomorrow (see p66 of Sunday Times, Culture section). Joy.

Equally joyfull we are going to get party election broadcasts from the British National Party later in the week. As I am educated, bi and don't accept their lies so I'm probably up against the wall when their revolution comes (I suspect my great, great, great grandchildren will die waiting for that). Nobody can support them and pretend not to know what they really stand for, so I can fairly say their supporters are twats. When you see them on TV are you thinking master race or monkey house? If you want to protest vote Tory (the Lib Dems are worse, really), not because you support them but because it might get rid of the liar in chief Tony.

Finally Bill wants to metaphysically put flowers on the grave of Robert Moses, New York's Master Builder in the 1920s who he built motorway bridges deliberately too low for buses. For more on him see Peter Hall's Cities of tomorrow.

PS Big Brother is getting evil. A game of spot the desperate production company anyone?

PPS I have to more careful what I type.