'Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained'

On this day the Hungarian Revolution of 1956 was put down by Soviet tanks, The University of Washington opened in Seattle in 1861 and Karate Kid Ralph Macchio is 43 (no I didn't think he was that old either

A late Halloween scare Democrats.

I have odd tastes (OK you have worked that out already) so I rate Chris Graebe (over Danny Roberts (who is very cute, but too commercial)) as MTV reality game thingies uber totty. As most of these pictures are shirtless you can make your own mind up.

A shirtless sweaty Eric Balfour and Charlie Simpson (yes he's actually wearing a T shirt but the picture fits in here).

It's nice to be sent pictures as it saves me time. Three of you sent me a massive picture of a shirtless Chris Evans (not that one) which you'd found on Dreamcaps [credit to the original poster there]. I've resized it which apparently 'means you can't see his hairy back' (shoulders actually). Tragic isn't it?

Via Bent (link below a few posts) come today's random cute guy called Nick borrowed from his Face the Jury page, and yes Nick you are cute but you take the top off before you hang it on a peg.

Music poll will close tomorrow so vote quickly...no long queues I promise.

Run mad with too much Happiness

I won't ask you were that quote comes from as it's a lot harder (innuendo away).

At the time of the Boston Tea Party, you know where they forgot to warm the harbour, the price of tea in the American Colonies was very low, lower than in Britain, and the partiers were in fact tea smugglers not people annoyed at high taxation.

Myths come Boston a lot don't they?

Good news for the Guardian, Bush won Clark Country, Ohio.

The fifteen candidates Daily Kos backed and funded lost. Couldn't of happened to a nicer person.

The post-election peace pledge

I promise to... Support the President, even if I didn't vote for him..... Criticize the President, even if I did vote for him..... Uphold standards of civilized discourse in blogs and in media while pushing both to be better.... Unite as a nation, putting country over party, as we work together to make America better.

Sounds a good idea to me, anyway on with the totty...

Model Justin Sietz, gets nude and dirty (no not that way). 'Hey Justin we'll wipe some motor oil over you to make you look sexy' 'Sexy to who?' 'Ummm...'

I'm a model so I only use one name like the Queen, thinks Chase, we wonder if you have nicked Charlie Simpson's eyebrows.

Ryan Thomas and Danny Young from Corrie are asked to give a visual clue to what they would be doing back at the hotel. Hopscotch?

Alix Popham is blond and plays rugby.

'Hey Chris can I take a photo of your fake bulge?' [via Kenton]

Is it me or does Andrew the junior part of Lawrence Bros inc look odd? Well here's him shirtless for you to decide with, on or whatever word should go there.

Clarence Fuller is blond and a model.

Tennis totty Feliciano Lopez is pictured here shirtless on the beach, leaning on a railing twice. How inventive these photographers are, may be they can do some exit polls. Another example of photographer naffus and cute totty are these of model David Fox who does naked with hands covering bits, show off pits and model with random bit of industrial equipment.

And finally as requested Will Kemp from the Gap ads. Another cute dancer turned actor who is married.

Dewey Wins

God I hate elections, and even moore partisan 'end of the world if X wins' ones. All of it is so silly. It's not as if it's a choice between a cute kitten and Adolf Hitler, Kerry and Bush agree on almost everything including gay marriage.

Here's a poll of 'I voted for...' emails I've had today.

6 Bush or more truthfully 4 Bush and 1 'Mrs Kerry as first lady, no, no, no' and 1 'I made a mistake'. One suggests it won't be a disaster if Kerry wins because Mrs Kerry is such wonderful p*ss take material.

11 Kerry which if they are being honest is at least 7 'anyone but Bushers'.

1 Nader. There's always one.

Other predictions, the BBC are hiniting Kerry's won, the Drudge report is all over the place, and 'sources in the DNC' are saying that Kerry's lost, but near enough to get in the lawyers. Fun isn't it? My advice go out, find abar with the TV off, party and come back when the results are known.

If Kerry wins can someone arrange an island for Michael Moore to live in where Bush is always President just to really p*ss him off?

If you really have no life or believe the hype you can check the results here, and yes I do still think Bush will win. I do also see why to news junkies it's so addictive.

Off election forever now.

I've had a few requests for Scott Peterson. Nothing like a double murder trial summing up to trigger your urges. My response, possibly if he's found not guilty. Like with Scott Bairstow (sp) I find murder and sleeping with children a turn off.

Like a lost winning lottery ticket a lot of people are claiming credit for this picture of Michael Phelps barely wearing a speedo in the rain. Here's a Carlson Twin (yes I probably could work out which but won't) in equally small shorts. I do know there caps of a shirtless Jesse Metcalfe are Telepsy's.

Here's a look at the new England rugby talent (well new to me), James Forrester, Harry Ellis twice, and Louis Deacon.

More from the AnF Jeremy Bloom photo shoot. I didn't at first see what people saw in him but now I do, and it's not boot removing technique.

Finally the Ham Twins join in in a mass fall over (Ok mass is a bit over of an exaggeration), one celebrates and the other after meeting Karl Rove.

A plague on both their houses

If you think the choice between Bush and Kerry is like picking between bubonic plague or small pox don't worry they are going to do exactly the same thing as they are doing now.

Clytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

A holiday at your own expense in Slough for anyone who can tell me where that quote comes from.

I've just finished reading 'Star of the Sea' by Joseph O'Connor, and rereading 'Good Omens' by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman both of which are well worth a read. You could buy them through the Amazon link (left somewhere) or purposably not do so to be all rebellious.

'Did you know Kevin from V is shagging X'? No and probably neither does the chap who Emailed me about it. It's called gossip and probably wrong. Interestingly a bit of gossip going around here is that Jake Gyllenhaal when out trying to get votes for Kerry (Jake I'll vote Kerry if you gave me half an hour of your time, and bring the baby oil) was asked to have his picture taken with a male student and did so. The student was later asked if he was a Kerry supporter and replied no but he thought Jake was cute. Probably a urban legend though but makes a better story than most of crap spewed in the election (on both sides).

Sissor Sister's Jake Shears as a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania and looking like Tim Curry when he didn't waste his talents on really naff films. I should point out that 'Clue' is one of my favourite films. Sad? Probably.

Naked rugby player are not exactly a rarity, but Loic Jacquet is a little like Josh Hartnett, you can see Gregory Mahe's...hand and Remy Martin is blond not just brandy.

Porn star and 'actor' Noah Frank from a DeCouteau epic so of course he's shirtless [via Lost in the Attic] in it.

Pete 'the poet' Maneos is a....poet.

Tony's section:

Random Cute Guy.

Michael Pitt and some French bloke in a bath, and with a female, and again.

See a nice chap who sends me pictures to share...behave.

And finally from me Rupert Penry Jones looks at me. Is it me (probably) but hasn't Spooks got rather naff and Guardian on us?

Our American Cousins

Here is to a safe, and fair election and a clear victory for whoever wins.

Look here to find your polling place.

Housekeeping

A few thrilling things to bring to your attention.

The webspace and its annoying habit of taking multiple reloads to work: I use free webspace on this site so it costs neither you or me anything. Netscape until recently was reliable and I'm hoping it returns that way. I am though going to try other webspace providers. Suggestions are welcome.

Age: Whatever the legal limit is where you are the limit here in Oxford is 16. I will not knowingly post pictures of anyone under that age and yes I now other sites do but that's up to them and their souls. I know I've said this before but people 'forget'.

Comments: If you don't like what I put up here (or other commenters say here) you can either go look at the millions of other sites on the net, or politely say 'I disagree that Twen2y 4 Se7en's latest single is rubbish' or likewise. Don't just be rude as it's a sign you haven't the ability to form an argument and must be French.

Credit: 'I scanned that picture and you didn't give me a credit like you gave him and it's not fair and I'm telling my mother on you'. I'll happily give anyone a credit if credit's due them.

I'm not saying...: By showing a picture of someone here I am not saying they are gay, bisexual or straight so don't Chris Harbinson me. What I am saying is that I find them physically attractive which is a compliment and not tortuous even if John Edwards becomes Vice President.

Here endth the lesson, you can wake up.

Will the person who drank all the communion wine replace it (and not with a crappy Rose).

Suus cuique mos

Anyone get what accent the blond new chap on Hollyoaks has? The one who is more or less like the Christian but with blond hair. Probably very prosaic but I couldn't place it.

Did you know that 'Orinoco Flow' by Enya is about having sex? Me neither but I'm told so. I'm Ok with 'Let me crash upon your shore, Let me reach, let me beach' but 'Far beyond the Yellow Sea'? Ummm. Of course mentioning Enya makes me be pompous and add a Latin title to the post but I suspect you only read the picture titles so miss it. I could of course discuss the worth of ' Oh baby, baby, How was I supposed to know, That something wasn't right here, Oh baby, baby'.

For the Brits who read this blog, clocks change on Sunday morning, which stops me giving a time for something you should watch, Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas (on ITV1).

He comes into the changing room hot and sweaty, as he strips off his top you eyes meet, and then he's down to his boxers. He can't keep his eyes off you. Afterwards he showers. Of course I'm saying nothing about Ben Cohen apart from he's cute and hairy.

Manhunt Section: Kevin Peake [Via Backshots].

Via Bent comes today's Random Cute Guy.

Nick, the lead singer of Rooster shirtless, hot, and sweaty. I'm assuming this is a post modernist statement on the world after Durkheim, Butler and Lamb.

Lee Williams realises I'm not coming over tonight.

Via Val and his spies comes porn and filmstar Thierry Pepin shirtless. You can see more on Dreamcaps.

Just for Fun

Prediction time:

Bush wins the election with the popular vote going 50% Bush and 49% Kerry and the Electoral College going Bush 276 and Kerry 262 (on the basis Kerry gets back Hawaii).

Please feel free to make your predictions in the comments but no nastiness please.

To help with your predictions here is a link to RealClearPolitics which has all the facts and figures, Electoral Vote which shows a map of how things stand (make your own mind up about their predicted results) and the New York Time's election guide on which you can play with the Presidential Calculator.

Wasn't Question Time crap?

Here's a question to ponder if you don't like Kylie but like Enya is that a sign of being gay, bi, or just liking good music?

Twen2y 4 Se7en tell us that they have 'some BIG news coming very soon'. Thom covered in baby oil legs open wide? A good song? As one of the very few places that links to them, better management? I'd like to thank the emailer who said that as only I linked to them it just showed how bad they were doing. May I remind you that this is a cultural experience. I should get a grant (and no I'm not going to do a pun about someone called Grant).

I was just watching a few Avengers (TV show not tragic film) episode, and it is as good as I remember (though not as good as The Prisoner).

On to the pictures...

After resisting for about a nano second here's some more from Bravo's epic of modern televisual entertainment Manhunt, Bret and Matt.

Probably to become a feature of here is Today's Random Cute Chap. If you want you can send someone for this slot. Rules: He's not famous and come off a picture you found while surfing.

Via Towleroad come 'trainer' David Rich. Though I'm not really into the fitness thing (unless that thing is cute) this sort of personal training looks fun.

On the right forum (don't you just love in jokes) is Jeremy Bloom.

Ben Adams gets practice.

Finally here's Paul Telfer (not the footballer) who is in the mini series Spartacus hairy and shirtless though the lack of nudity (though lots of shirtlessness)in the gladiator training school ruins the historical enjoyment of it for me.

The Git, the Kit and the Fit

The sign of a decent human being is to hate it when a bigot agrees with you.

Somethings you find on the net are filthy, some are lies, and some are odd. Here's an odd site, electronic components having sex. More fun can be had looking at these look-a-likes who look-nothing-like anyone famous.

To start here's some more Jason Furr to quote an email 'without any'.

I'm not sure Daniel McPherson's new look is a good thing.

Basketballer Spencer Gloger.

Some more of his royal tottiness Prince Carl Philip of Sweden practices it from the front and from the behind.

Shane Laburnum or something like that, the cute gay chap with curly hair from MTV's Road Rules ready to go.

The Carlson twins shirtless in tight swimming trunks.

And from now until 4.44am the moon will go in and out of eclipse. Of cause no insomnia tonight and I bet it's cloudy.

Movement

It bounces to the left and then to the right, and then to the left and then to the right, in fact it's rather hypnotic [takes time to load up].

We get some woman the bloody foreigners get a Greg Vaughan clone to sell them Garnier Fructis [credit as per tag].

As mentioned a few days ago Mr Digby went to Sardinia pranced around shirtless (though shorn) and played a game of sailors (oh the seaman jokes we could have in the comments) [a naked Nordic blond to Telespy for those].

Thank God for Agent Orange.

US college gymnast Jason Furr uses chalk not Sure for Men.

The First International Oiks looking (well trying) HARD Contest.

French actor Vincent Lecoeur in the bath amongst other things.

Reasons why you boxers are on the lawn

There was I quietly watching Hollyoaks hoping Stuart would get his kit off for another flimsy reason and Craig David's uglier brother appeared on screen. Now I was hoping that this guy would come back but it seems that Craig David v2 is here to stay.

I was asked for the Snack-n-shag bloke so here he is in his small looks a lot better in a moving image splendor [Baton caps].

Mark from V trying to look cool, but failing. Bless his naked oil covered body as I...sorry.

Dangerous (and like FM) as it sounds here's Louisiana high school runner Adam Barilleau. What separates here from other places is that Adam old enough and if you don't believe me look at his chest.

Finally comes Deepwater Black and Lilies star Jason Cadieux. Armpits, someone tied up and two chaps kissing must cover a lot of people's fetishes...Tony sent them (part of his evil plan to corrupt us all (you can just see him stroking (behave) a white cat)).

The Mad, the Bad, and the Hairy

On the night we saw Lex go bonkers in Smallville on T4 (probably had to listen to June Sarpong), Fooling Hitler showed some of the worst acting since Blair 'apologised', Netscape webspaces gets worse than usual I get an email telling me that Kristian Digby is apparently on Holiday tomorrow in Sardinia. Who is betting shirt will stay firmly on body? It also has that batty Julie 'I can smell nuclear reactors with a wiff of postit note' Goolden on it so it might be worth a laugh.

If you get bored with it watch arguably the funniest bit of US election coverage I've seen. It's really silly.

I've had two complaints. Firstly I apparently only post pictures of who I like. Guilty as charged. Secondly I used something someone scanned without giving them credit. I do try to give credit to people but (a) forget, (b) have no idea who capped or scanned them and (c) on some occasions know that that white box hides the real cappers tag. If I have not given you the credit you think you deserve then I'm happy to correct things.

Cute One sent me this. I have no idea who it is bar the filename. Saint Thong's Day?

The University of Massacutits...Massacusets...the place where Kerry comes from swim team hear I'm coming for a visit, get ready for a group picture (there's always one who tries to be 'funny') and sort out positions.

Here's a few shots from the Carlson Twins' new 2005 calendar (credit as per tag), January Twins and February Twins. Nearly as wet and developed as Robert Newbury. Here's Kyle in tight black underwear (or the new police uniform if I get in power) and Kyle and Lane together.

Caption Matt Henjack (no not what X list tarts do on 'The Farm').

This is not Dougie and Danny of McFly kissing.

Threesome Bill?

I get sent pictures by people and like to post a few regardless of whether I find them that attractive or not and leave it for you to decide. Here's an example. Tim Harding is 'the camp one' off some Australian kids TV show called Hi5 which is on C5 at 6:55 am. Now as I am rarely up at that time in the morning (my longest 'commute' ever was 25 minutes) I wouldn't know but Tim apparently prances around in sleeveless numbers which must excite someone. My opinion is 'he's OK'.

These twins are not doing what it looks like they are to each other.

Finally via Telespy comes an aid to Simon Thomas fans imaginations.

As Pompous as Newsnight Review

A shirtless Chris Evans in the Fabulous Four (thanks Kenton).

And Duncan is wearing a horrid top coupled with naff jeans while Lee is thick and wearing...

Footballer Ian Smith wants Jonathon Woodgate?

Ironman Zane Holmes in speedos whilst Grant Hackett has something in his mouth.

Paul Hamm makes a suggestion.

Busted try and look hard and adult. Doesn't really work does it?

And on the beach we find some random college swimmers and a lifesaver from Dee Why Beach north of Sydney. Dee Why is a rather naff place but I now have a reason to pretend to drown there.

Gone to Gont

Pure class and desperation.

Former US gymnast John Macready and his silver suit.

Via here comes the Stanford Swim Team (yes them again) who have yet to work out that speedos don't go around the neck.

And people wonder why the the OC is popular.

Via Much Stronger comes Erik Von Detten exploding all over another chap's face.

EYC's David Loeffler.

And finally did you know the UK had former and lost motorways? Well look here.

Pop Totty

Yes it's UK biased but then again you nominate people...

Pop Totty
	Kevin from V
	Mark from V
	Charlie from Busted
	Lee from Blue
	Duncan from Blue
	Ben Jelen
	Thom from Twen2y 4 Se7en
	Ben Adams ex A1
	Strider of Blazin' Squad
	Harry from McFly
Free polls from Pollhost.com

For the lazy:

Kevin from V, Mark from V, Charlie from Busted, Lee from Blue, Duncan from Blue, Ben Jelen, Thom from Twen2y 4 Se7en, Ben Adams ex A1, Strider of Blazin' Squad and Harry from McFly

And the winner is...

Soap totty 2004

First Place: Stuart Manning (Hollyoaks)
Second Place: Kyal Marsh (Neighbours)
Third Place: Jesse Metcalfe (ex Passions)

Loser: Kevin Sacre (Hollyoaks)

FYI

At a random hour (to avoid 'you rigged it' claims) today I'm going to look at the votes and announce our first winner, and then later put up the next poll. So this is your last time to vote for Kip.

The poll on soap totty won't close though so you can all Gore it up.

PS Dreamcaps is running polls too on their forums so go vote.

Misfire

The Guardian could win it for Bush.

Sick f*ck (see para 7)

The Manhunt Section:

Hunter of Manhunt used to do other things for money before he appeared on TV.

Over on Dreamcaps David has capped the totty including Matt, Kevin and Bret.

The non-Manhunt Section:

Four bits of US soap totty shirtless.

Uber boyband talent Twen2y 4 Se7en.

OC boys all tied up.

Justin Bartha is cute and yes I say so.