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Dewey Wins

God I hate elections, and even moore partisan 'end of the world if X wins' ones. All of it is so silly. It's not as if it's a choice between a cute kitten and Adolf Hitler, Kerry and Bush agree on almost everything including gay marriage.

Here's a poll of 'I voted for...' emails I've had today.

6 Bush or more truthfully 4 Bush and 1 'Mrs Kerry as first lady, no, no, no' and 1 'I made a mistake'. One suggests it won't be a disaster if Kerry wins because Mrs Kerry is such wonderful p*ss take material.

11 Kerry which if they are being honest is at least 7 'anyone but Bushers'.

1 Nader. There's always one.

Other predictions, the BBC are hiniting Kerry's won, the Drudge report is all over the place, and 'sources in the DNC' are saying that Kerry's lost, but near enough to get in the lawyers. Fun isn't it? My advice go out, find abar with the TV off, party and come back when the results are known.

If Kerry wins can someone arrange an island for Michael Moore to live in where Bush is always President just to really p*ss him off?

If you really have no life or believe the hype you can check the results here, and yes I do still think Bush will win. I do also see why to news junkies it's so addictive.

Off election forever now.

I've had a few requests for Scott Peterson. Nothing like a double murder trial summing up to trigger your urges. My response, possibly if he's found not guilty. Like with Scott Bairstow (sp) I find murder and sleeping with children a turn off.

Like a lost winning lottery ticket a lot of people are claiming credit for this picture of Michael Phelps barely wearing a speedo in the rain. Here's a Carlson Twin (yes I probably could work out which but won't) in equally small shorts. I do know there caps of a shirtless Jesse Metcalfe are Telepsy's.

Here's a look at the new England rugby talent (well new to me), James Forrester, Harry Ellis twice, and Louis Deacon.

More from the AnF Jeremy Bloom photo shoot. I didn't at first see what people saw in him but now I do, and it's not boot removing technique.

Finally the Ham Twins join in in a mass fall over (Ok mass is a bit over of an exaggeration), one celebrates and the other after meeting Karl Rove.