Tottyland

Clytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

A holiday at your own expense in Slough for anyone who can tell me where that quote comes from.

I've just finished reading 'Star of the Sea' by Joseph O'Connor, and rereading 'Good Omens' by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman both of which are well worth a read. You could buy them through the Amazon link (left somewhere) or purposably not do so to be all rebellious.

'Did you know Kevin from V is shagging X'? No and probably neither does the chap who Emailed me about it. It's called gossip and probably wrong. Interestingly a bit of gossip going around here is that Jake Gyllenhaal when out trying to get votes for Kerry (Jake I'll vote Kerry if you gave me half an hour of your time, and bring the baby oil) was asked to have his picture taken with a male student and did so. The student was later asked if he was a Kerry supporter and replied no but he thought Jake was cute. Probably a urban legend though but makes a better story than most of crap spewed in the election (on both sides).

Sissor Sister's Jake Shears as a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania and looking like Tim Curry when he didn't waste his talents on really naff films. I should point out that 'Clue' is one of my favourite films. Sad? Probably.

Naked rugby player are not exactly a rarity, but Loic Jacquet is a little like Josh Hartnett, you can see Gregory Mahe's...hand and Remy Martin is blond not just brandy.

Porn star and 'actor' Noah Frank from a DeCouteau epic so of course he's shirtless [via Lost in the Attic] in it.

Pete 'the poet' Maneos is a....poet.

Tony's section:

Random Cute Guy.

Michael Pitt and some French bloke in a bath, and with a female, and again.

See a nice chap who sends me pictures to share...behave.

And finally from me Rupert Penry Jones looks at me. Is it me (probably) but hasn't Spooks got rather naff and Guardian on us?