Tottyland

BB Boys

British actor Ben Barnes runs down the street in only his jeans (but with a bigger version of Alex Pettyfer's tattoo) and in bed cuddling a big stuffed animal.

Can you see anything up AFLer Daniel Giansiracusa's shorts?

I want to savage American soap actor Blake Berris, though I expect there's a queue. Lanky, a bit geeky, hairy in a natural way, fills his underwear well, doesn't get excited when surrounded by women in their underwear, almost perfect. But Blake nudity is a much better way to show commitment to your cause. Borrowed from Andrew.

And every hotel should come with a Jim Verraros in the room, thanks Marcus.