Tottyland

Hopefully Moving Boy

Now will Cristiano Ronaldo move or just stand there threatening to take his top off?

Dutch waterpoloer Fabian Wanroony in his speedos, because I like nicely defined blonds wearing very little.

The Neighbours production team pay people to oil up Dean Geyer's sadly shaven chest while I would happily do that for free. Two questions arise from these caps, is Dean wearing eyeliner, and what is the chap behind Dean pretending he's not looking at?

As requested Billy Slater's behind, though I prefer his frontage.

And the lycra filling German decathlete Pascal Behrenbruch can get into this position at will.