Tottyland

Boys whose Names Link (sort of)

In their kits British athletes by the names of James Shane, Jack Green, and a bulging (and smiling) Greg Rutherford.

A Town Called Eureka's Naill Matter has spent a tad too long on his shoulders (well they're something to put your legs on) and the waxing but there is something strangely appealing about cute fluff near armaments. I blame the Stargates.

And Mcfly's Harry Judd squats in his underwear, who knows why.