Blond

(Borrowed blatantly from here)

Lance Bass of 'N Sync is gay, and bedding Reichen Lehmkuhl. Anyone shocked (well at least about the first bit)?

Mike Weeks heads the Extreme Archaeology access team which in the first episode allowed him to get dirty with ropes.

Footballistically a shirtless Fabio Borriello standing around in the locker room shirtless with a chap who fiddles with his shorts, Marcell Jansen shows off, Roque Santa Cruz shirtless
shirtless youthfully shirtless and finally Sergio Ramos naked.

Boy in Blue

Eric Winter playing body de jour in CSI TOS episode 'Room Service' which you can download here.

Rowing Kiwi Graham Oberlin Brown and Czech Lukas Babacz.

Blond AFL fluff Simon Phillips at nearly the perfect angle.

Footballers Bjorn Schlickey, Tranquillo Barnett shirtless, Albert Streit shirtless and getting ridden, Ebbe Sands shirtless, Robert Huth shirtless, and Cristiano Ronaldo shows off a talent.

Finally American waterpoloers Ryan Bailey and Tony Azevedo.

Three Millions

The equivalent of the population of Armenia orFiji and Latvia combined has visited this blog.

Thanks for visiting.

Colossal

That is Robert Shannon as Verus in Colosseum: A Gladiator's Story employed more for his build than acting skills and you can download it here.

Shirtless as a Cloud.

Two types of football, Australian Rules with Chris Hyde, Angus Monfries, Michael Braun, Luke Blackwell, and Chad Morrison, and the more well known version has Bastian Schweinsteiger shirtless twice, Fabiano Borges naked and Fabio Cannavaro shirtless.

Finally from Andrew comes today's random cute blond.

Thank Goodness for Boybands

In case you don't know those are Dougie, Tom and Danny from British boyband McFly one of whom is naked so if you live in some Mid West states you'll have to wash your eyes out with soap.

Robby Ginepri shows some hot flesh again as does Tommy Robredo.

Thanks to V here's Newcastle Falcons rugby players John Rudd and Hall Charlton,
Tom May (R) and James Grindal, Tom May alone, Ben Woods (R) and Ed Williamson, Ed Williamson alone, Johnny Wilkinson getting savaged, Anthony Elliott, and Phil Dowson all mostly shirtless.

Shirtless dancing totty gets assaulted by old woman shock.

Goalkeeper Ben Foster has the same name as an actor and Nelson Valdez a dead sailor and an oil spill.

And finally Australian rugby player and not Dickens character Cooper Cronk.

Josh

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Still Hot

Noah Inhofer, Ultimate Fighter (so ultimate you get kicking too), who was beaten by a letter from his girlfriend and Michael Bisping who won.

Czech international and Aston Villa footballer Milan Baros [his site] shirtless, stripped, posing, in the pink, and allegedly having fun off the pitch.

Matt from some home buying show on TV last night who they kept filming with bits of him cut off.

Finally from Andrew comes some rower fluff.

It's Hot

It's sad yet inevitable that ex boybanders go to seed.

More strange fantasies from designers that means you look like you forgot to wear your shirt and been drawn on, be low slung with a donut on a chain, or be back in the 1980s. Fotobloggers look better though.

The Errors in the shower [their site].

It's good to see that the British government is evacuating our totty from Lebanon.

Basketballer Andrew Bougut shirtless more than once.

Finally Cloudy goes dancy.

19 July

Hundreds (quality over quantity) the 19 July 2005 public murder of Ayaz Marhoni and Mahmoud Asgari by the Iranian dictatorship.

Sadly all those who seethe if a terrorist stubs his toe in Cuba were elsewhere.

Soaped

There can't be many jobs that involve looking cute, and being to vaguely act (if that) one is being an American soap star.

Keith sent me a cute Peter Pan.

The wrestling brothers (and sons of a famous wrestler apparently) Mike and Teddy di Biase shirtless in their uniform, well trunks together.

Say you are pretty, surround your shirtless self with bimbos and plump mates then you are called Cristiano Ronaldo. Michael Ballack points the way, and Khalid Boulahrouz cools himself down.

The Tour de France is on and cyclists like Frank Schleck get mostly shirtless while their supporters get shirtless and [nudity] their kits off[/nudity].

Finally I wonder what they call this rugby position...

One Year On

Sometimes I am serious and this post is one example. A year ago Iran publicly murdered two teenage boys for being gay. A number of vigils have been organised around the world to mark this vile event.

Dog Days

I knew there was a reason I liked Summer. Next year we will be wearing (at least in the minds of designers) beige trousers, crested caps, both caps and trousers, paisley trunks, flag trunks, and more beige...joy.

Carl thinks you might like swimmers Rick Say and Brent Hayden shirtless together or alone. Jake thinks you might like Australian rugby player Brent Russell.

Footballers strip after matches, like German Christian Gentner shirtless after a game, while Alan Quinn, Chris Morgan, and Chris Armstrong play.

Metro Boy

AFL newbie Brent Prismall

A pair of footballers Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless with females and faked, Lucas Podolski shirtless on the pitch and in the adverts.

Argentine actor Dario Dukah shirtless.

Stavros Niarchos, playboy, bimbo dater, and professional prat shirtless.

Finally from Jake comes today's random cute chappy.

Just the Two of Them

The Brewers like many models be they in Brazil or the Peake(s) have concentrated heavily in underwear modeling which is good. The Brewers of course went further.

Following on from the shirtless promo picture of Jesse Metcalf yesterday and from the same source here's dongs in thongs (best rhyme I've got sadly).

For those who have asked me to fill the gap left by GayFooty here's some AFLers, Daniel Cross, Brett Deledio, Tim Notting, Leigh Montagna, Kayne Pettifer, Andrew Raines, and Trent Croad having a feel.

They run, like Tim Benjamin, and they jump like Greg Rutherford.

Finally Berlin had a Love Parade which allowed lots of phallic shots of fluff around the Siegessaule (what is it about monuments and roundabouts, Marble Arch, Arc de Triomphe, and this one) and interesting costumes.

They call him Jesse

He gets bigger if you click on him

[from here]

A Song and Dance

Some are making fun of Hugh Jackman, Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal do spandex, cooking your thing, and Eating Out goes sequel with a trailer.

More of his cloudiness Daniel Campos who is such a nice chap he gives old women a view of his ass and kneels on a plinth shirtless (now there's an idea for Trafalgar Square).

By request Todd Thornton's bulge, German footballer Dominik Reinhardt, and David Beckham in his pants (cheers to Jake).

What do you think footballer Phillip Degen has just done?

New Zealand rugby player Michael Luck shirtless with his friends.

The shy AFL boys from Sydney stand around in speedos, run in black shorts, and dressed like Egyptians, the Demons run in speedos too, and a shirtless Justin Koschitzke with some old bloke.

Finally British boxer John Murray looking mean.

Bit of Fluffy

Young blond bits of fluff who are happy to take their tops off are common on US TV but I think Jake McDorman has a certain something, but possibly not acting ability.

French tennis player Richard Gasquet trails (or more small copses).

Footballers, Switzerland's Phillipe Senderos, Denmark's Leon Andersen gets his pants pulled down, Iceland's Eidur Gudjohnson wears a mesh top and gets tested, and one of the Degen brothers shows some leg(s).

Nick Youngquest is could be (Australian) Rugby League sexiest man in league if he gets enough votes and this picture can't hurt his chances. Mark Gasnier isn't bad either. Josh Holmes is cute but you can't vote for him.

Finally from Nick comes a random cute guy (whose name is Paul Wahlmeier).

Move It

Moving totty, they dance in the shower, they do odd things to young men[cheers Pierre], and they model shirtless for calendars.

From Tom comes Daniel 'Cloud' Campos shirtless, in mesh, and from behind. Mike thinks that American basketballer Adam Morrison looks like Cloud.

Shirtless Australian rugby players Nate Myles and Mark O'Meley.

When footballers go shirtless, Soren Larsen twice, Per Ciljan Skjelbred, Fabio Cannavaro twice and for a third time.

And finally from Ian comes wrestling brothers Johnny and Jason Riggs (Jason has the tattoo on his upper arm) shirtless.

Italy

What a difference a makeover has made for Kevin Pietersen who used to look like this.

Lewis Gordon Pugh is a hairy long distance swimmer which is why he gets his picture taken in speedos (or perhaps he just likes doing it).

Italy won the World Cup, thrilling I know. I suppose Andrea was happy. Anyway here's some shirtless German players Bastian Schweinsteiger who does odd things to Cristian Ronaldo and Torsten Frings twice.

How to advertise, use blond fluff.

Finally British rowing totty win a...roof tile.

Ends in er

James Dietz can't seem to make his mind up, rower or runner. Brit Zach Purchase isn't that confused.

Some AFLers might not like pictures of them on websites (well don't frelling pose for them then) but who cares so here's Darren Jolly, Ben Cousins, Marcus Drum, Jobe Watson, and a happy couple.

Finally the Degen football twosome, Phillip and David, shirtless and Cristian Ronaldo in a lovely pose, shirtless and in a shirtless montage.
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Distractions

Northampton has the best rugby totty and my evidence is Ben Cohen, David Smith, Seamus Mallon, Will Harries, Neil Starling, Adam Barnard, Tom Powell, and Ben Lewitt.


Footballers playing in Germany Clemens Fritz shirtless and from behind, Nestor Jevtic, Manuel Neuer and his changing hair colour, and Soeren Larsen shirtless, chesty, shirtless again.

Finally as I get moaned up for always featuring 'twinks' (also for not featuring them) here's some rugby beef Steven Devine shirtless and Ian Lacey shirtless too.

Pretty Fly for a Naked Guy

Dougie (black T shirt) and Danny (grey T shirt) from McFly decided (a) to get naked and (b) to get photographed doing it (and a thank you to all the people who sent me them). Harry if you feel the need to follow suit...

I have no idea what this bit of blond fluff from the latest David DeCoteau 'film' Beastly Boyz [trailer] is called but he does stay shirtless for a lot of the film.

Footballers, don't worry the World Cup is over soon, featuring Per Ciljan Skjelbred shirtless, Bastian Schweinsteiger with Lukas Podolski, and Arne Friedrich shirtless too.

Cyclists Tom Boonen has an itch and David Millar gets probed.

Finally three very earnest bits of fluff from last nights question time, Mr Angry, Mr I'm under 21 honest, and Mr Used Cars.

We Refuse to Live in Fear

Long and Bendy

Romain Mesnil is a French pole vaulter so I'll leave the innuendos to you. I'll also leave the link to these twins to you too.

New Zealand Tall Black (see other people do crap puns too) basketballer Kirk Penney in a Rodin pose and shirtless.

As I've done cute anti-war protesters here's some evil occupying bits of totty from Adam. Perhaps they can launch a thrust from the South (sorry).

Orlando Bloom as a waxwork, I wont dare suggest that it's a better actor than the real thing but...

Belgium cyclist Tom Boonen shirtless with and without the wiring. I leave the assumptions to made from this picture.

Finally from Jaz a shirtless Ben Foster.

Show(er)

Elsewhere there is fluff singing in the shower, British C listers some in the pool, Shawn Roberts and Kevin Zegers show off their behinds, and QAF US nakedness, at lot of nakedness.

Any ideas why hot weather is so popular?

Why beak a habit of a few weeks so here's Holland's Robin van Persie shirtless, England's Joe Cole shirtless, and German's Lukas Podolski shirtless (and shirtless in a YouTube video) and Oliver Schroeder.

As I haven't had one for a bit here's a random blond shirtless guy.

From Jake comes some caps from the latest wonder of modern cinematography from David DeCoteau (no name given) which shockingly features shirtless males a lot and a bit of fluff that may (or may not) be Saved by the Bell's Mario Lopez.

Finally the Italian relay package display team.

Exercise

American footballer wannabe Tim Tebow in a (PG porn) profile.

This coming year we will apparently be wearing gold 70s suits, rubber plastic chest suits twice, low cut leotards, forgetting the shirt, fruity, tights, medieval tops with shorts, low slung jumpers, something grey, who knows, and in a group shirtless. All of course in the 'minds' of designers.

The German football team have some interesting training positions.

Finally junior AFLer Ryan Williams has a bath.

Happy 4th of July

Missing Lenk

Luxemburg's royal threesome Felix, Louis and Guillaume.

Eng(er)land lost but I think they won on the supporters willingness to dekit to urge their players on. EngCanadaland's Owen Hargreaves showed off his chest and cried, bless, whilst Frank Lampard just got his top off. At least they do better than Nazi sculpture.

Tennis wise Lleyton Hewitt shirtless.

In Australia and their football there is Dean Limbach, Jarryd Roughead, Kelvin Moore, Joel Bowden, and Kepler Bradley.

The only reasonable bit of new UK Big Brother totty, Michael.

Finally Australian water poloist (or whatever) Pietro Figlio in his speedos.

Fluff in Burgundy

Noah Fluff Fleiss in Law and Order



Going under the scrum, blond Fins diving and water polo in West Hollywood.

Eng(er)land may have lost but that wont stop me posting pictures of footballers and English ones to boot. So here is Frank Lampard shirtless twice, and Owen Hargreaves. Portugal's (don't all hiss at once) Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless [credit] and Germany's Lukas Podolski shirtless

Tennis (Wimbledon is on) players Rafael Nadal and the need to move the photographer slightly, Andy Roddick and his trail, Robert Kendrick, Marat Safin, and Lleyton Hewitt and his supporter fluff.

Finally AFLers Jess Sinclair and Drew Petrie dance.

Jesse

With thanks to:

Educational

Thanks David.

Football wise here are the Brazilian football team shirtless in their locker room.

Lance Hohaia is a New Zealand rugby player and here he is shirtless, and with a shirtless fellow rugby player Brent Webb.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers does medieval or early modern or whatever they are calling it now.

Tero Pitkamaki with his big pole.

In New York there is nude map reading, nude fire putting outing and policing, interesting tube signage, and lots of beef at the gym and on stage (press play).

Beach boys and running boy from here with thanks to David.

Finally New Zealand gymnast Mark Holyoake shirtless.

No Shower Pictures

Say you are in a boyband and have done porn, a model and have done porn, twins who have posed naked, or now Aussie Rules players [cheers loads of people] and you find a picture of you on the internet that you would rather people didn't see. What is the best way to go about this? I would think a polite Email to the owner of the website, but I'd be wrong. Apparently the best way is to threaten legal action, thus giving the pictures you are trying to hide and the site they are on publicity (and now not just in Australia). I think doing that is really stupid but others disagree [cheers loads of people].

The argument the AFL Players Association is using is really silly. Sportsmen who regularly go on beaches in tight black speedos (I've seen the Sydney Swans do it first hand (which was fun)) find pictures of their top halves taken in showers upsetting. Anyway why would you pose with a cup and let someone take a picture if they wanted their privacy protected?

For the record every picture featured here is in the public domain but I am happy to remove any if people have a valid reason and ask nicely. Oh and for the galacticly dumb being featured on here doesn't mean I'm saying you're gay.

Sometimes you know a pun is tragic but you just have to use it so here is Hairy Judd.

Footballers, yes I know in the end you'll get sick of them, but here is Carlos Puyol in a shirtless state, Andrea fan Fabio Cannavaro twice again, this was captioned Tim Cahill but I don't think it's him so some Australian player shirtless, and playing in Germany but possibly not all German Jonathan Bourgault twice, and Carsten Rothenbach.

Sporting basketball pits from Clarke, the Cairns Tiapans and Sydney's Jason Smith.

I know straight men are odd animals but why is someone who looks like this chap going out with Jade Goody?

Tom is a model and quite cute and models at the same place as former What If? star James Kristian [fan site] who models shirtless.

Finally and more for the expression than anything else here's British athlete Greg Rutherford.

Superly Silly

Your results:

You are Hulk
You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.

And I wanted to be Lex Luthor, you can try here.

Twins, Capoeria or otherwise are nature's way of telling you you need a bigger bed, and thanks to Pierre for pointing them out. Other twins Dean and Dan (come on parents you can do better than that) Caten shower on stage.

I know it's a change from the advertised programme but here's more footballers including Poland's (well going on my luck at getting these footballers right he's probably from Chile) Artur Boruc shirtless and hairy, and shirtless, and covered up by the side of the pool, the Ukraine's Andriy Shevchenko shirtless and excited, and from the same place (first names must be limited in the Ukraine) Andriy Nesmachnyi shirtless too, Sweden's (yes Sweden's) Zlatan Ibrahimovic shirtless, Australia's Tim Cahill shirtless but unhappy, Germany's Torsten Frings who looks cuter with short hair shirtless (and hairy) twice, and Fadio Cannavaro (may have children and a wife but none are called Andrea) shirtless twice and naked.

Finally Richard Kahui comes from New Zealand and plays rugby don't you know.

Got Balls

As Wimbledon got rained off here's Tommy Haas.

Yes more footballers and like David Beckham they are mostly shirtless, like these Swedish and German supporters staring England's Frank Lampard, and Germany's Marcus Allback twice. Dressed if not by much is Marco Streller's tummy, Jens Lehmann, and Fernando Torres' behind.

Sydney Swan Ben Mathews makes me hate whatever he's wearing under his shorts.

Argentinean rugby beef Benjamin Macome getting savaged whilst Australia's Cooper Cronk is shirtless and startled.

Blond fluff German swimmer Helge Meeuwe celebrates shirtless (as if swimmers get dressed before they do it).

Finally by request US actor Justin Mentell [his site].

Sporting Fluff

Footballers of the Australian Rules variety, dressed like Andrew Walker, Jess Sinclair, and shirtless like Nathan Carroll, Daniel Bell, Phillip Read, Colin Sylvia twice, and Mark Jamar.

Footballers of the usual variety, celebrating Ukrainian Andriy Shevchenko shirtless twice, Sweden's Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the Czech Republic's pouty Radoslav Kovac and a nice bit of German supporter fluff.

American athlete fluff Trey Hardee runs and something's in his shorts.

American swimmer Erik Vendt shirtless and his silly beard.

Finally a shirtless All Black, Byron Kelleher.

Shirt Swappers

Today, I will only be featuring footballers, and all shirtless ones to boot (whatever that is supposed to mean).

I apologise to those with taste but Nike believes a shirtless Wayne Rooney will make us want to buy their trainers.

A thank you to 'N' for pointing me towards where I could find a shirtless picture of Swedish uber blond fluff Olof Mellberg shirtless (and what's that in his shorts?). On a linked topic here's some Swedish footballer mosaics.

Australians Tim Cahill and Lucas Neill celebrate still being in the World Cup.

Croatia has Stjepan Tomas (and his nappy), and Dado Prso, whilst the Czechs have Milan Baros twice (and his ribs) and the blond and never shy Pavel Nedved who just could not seem to keep his top on at all after the match.

Finally the Italian (as if you couldn't have guessed by his name) Fabio Cannavaro shows Andrea is a lucky lass.

Krag and Josh

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Fluff Sings

Mike suggests that Blue Peter's Gethin Jones has odd fantasies.

As the World Cup is still going on (unfortunately) here's Swedish footballer Olof Mellberg bearded or not makes interesting choices of training positions (or is he dancing) but sadly this is as near as I could get to finding him shirtless, Portuguese football player Hugo Viana's legs wide and Australia's Lucas Neill shirtless.

AFLer Jake Edwards does some shirtless celebrating and being played with after scoring a football (the foot kicking ball version) goal. You can vote for Jake (and others) in Gayfooty's Best Looking and Fairest Player competition. Essendon's Courtney Johns explodes...well possibly.

Finally American athlete Andrew Rock runs.

The Toys of Summer

Be they on the grid, on the pitch, on the beach or naked in the woods the totty enjoys the Summer, and we enjoy them.

Young English rugby boys Michael Brown and Ryan Davis get molested, as Toby Flood looks sullen.

From Henry comes AFLer Mark Coughlan 'showing some leg' and the Melbourne Demons new boys.

From Art comes 'Altra Faccia Della Medaglia' host Wilkie Satti and the young Italian athlete Emanuele preparing for the 2008 Olympic Games showering in his towel.

German swimmer and blond Helge Meeuw shirtless.

Finally Australian footballers Mark Viduka and Brett Emerton shirtless.

Turning

In other places the World Turns stays gay, blond and cute, as Taylor Kinney looks butch, Scott does beef, naked twins, stripping McBride, Chris hairy Evans, and baldly going.

You are an Australian, a rugby player called Cooper Cronk and you get shirtless, then bareassed in a montage and bare somebody's else's ass as if you want your name to mean something rude. New Zealand has blond fluff called Jimmy Cowan and Greg Rawlinson beefy and shirtless.

He's Frei, Alexander.

Andrew Swallow is an AFL player's name not a suggestion, Mark Coughlan shirtless and then in a pair of black speedos, though I still think he's over dressed and finally for the AFLers Jamie Charman shirtless.

Sidebars

Any clever person willing to Email me to simply (I'm blond) explain how I can cement my sidebar on the right hand side of this blog rather than have it move to the bottom? I'm not sure why it's doing it only this month.

This is why you should never let blonds near anything more complex than a door.

Water Toys

Call me king of really bad television if you must but here's some clips of Riley Smith (who never even got his top off) and Justin Baldoni (who rarely had his on) in uber trash TV film Spring Break Shark Attack.

The first one (with the mountains of Florida in the distance) is Justin frolicking in the sea: