Suspicious Boys

I thought it was a bad thing to get distracted just before a race, for the face that is. Distractions can appear in the race as in my favourite triathlete photo.

In Rugby July is the Seb Stegmann month, flying Zac Guildford out of the swimming pool.

Culturally the late 1990s were the speedo years for Australian soaps here evidenced by Daniel MacPherson who spent whole episodes wearing little else. Daniel was talent spotted at a triathlon so it wasn't acting ability they were after.

Assorted fluff in their swimmers (L-R) ex footballer Jamie Redknapp, diver Tom Daley, and comedian John 'suck it in' Bishop.

Taylor Launter adopting his standard pose in and out of his T shirt, credit as per taggage.

And American actor Kevin Alejandro showing how to do tied up beef.

Boy Mountain

Is the rugby playing slab of beef that is James Haskell erect in May? I preferred him less massive.

Proving how different a hairstyle can make one, American actor (and Tyler Winklevoss' body (but not head which was played by Armie Hammer) on Social Network) Josh Pence going through all the poses that you see in most photo shoots. At least he's shirtless.

And House's Jesse Spencer goes for the rugged surfer look. Here' one of my favourite Jesse pictures.

Stripy Boy

Does Hollyoaks' James Atherton look wider because of how he styles his chest fur?

Ryan, or should I call you Mr Hansen, here's your contract for Friends with Benefits. In clause 4 you'll note that it requires you to be shirtless in every episode, 5 covers showing off your armpits (the other one glued to your torso?), and in 6 you have to pull silly faces at least once every ten minutes. Whoops I've dropped my pen.

The Treadaway twins, Luke and Harry, see a friend in the audience.

And how to encourage young men to fiddle with a hot sweaty tube full of seaman.

Ruggering Boys

In ruggerland Aussies Drew Mitchell and Kurtley Beale frolic in speedos and Brit Dom Waldouck is pointing the way.

Mexican soap actor (and other stuff) Eugenio Siller [his site] got to take much of his clothing off and lie on bed (and couch) in his underwear on Iranian television (they showed his soap and I bet this got edited). Here's his fluffiness doing shocked, concerned, and either of the former with his top off.

And using as many possible reasons to get fluff topless in one episode in Dixie.

Listed Boy

Darren Criss, him of the oft big hair and the pleasant trail, features on the list I mentioned yesterday even looking like this (and in Glee*). It often looks like someone is doing something to Darren just out of shot.

To please his Squareness here's Joe Armstrong restrained with his top off, a state he seemed to get into every season of the BBC's Robin Hood, the Hoodie Years. Joe too can look like things are happening off camera.

And Antipodean rugby players showing off their chests, Cory Jane and David Pocock.

* It's not compulsory to like it.

Balanced Boy

Above is Cuban American gymnast Danell Leyva who is rising up my Americans to savage list.

Dylan Rosser has kindly sent me a couple of naked pictures of the rather pretty British model Liam.

Furry and a tad feral German actor and  Christoph Letkowski gets shirtless (and mulleted) in the Middle Ages, sexually harassed, and running around with company.

And a (possibly) moving picture of Max Van Ville and Drew Roy naked.

Boy once in Sherwood

Whilst not my favourite Robin Hood based Armstrong (called Joe), its good to see Jonas Armstrong and his fur doing some (rather unflattering) acting. Odd how his trail gets bigger as it goes up.

Would you like to see the naked behind of American actor Jonathan Chase? Him getting a reach around? Anything to read in a happy Jonathan shirtless with an old bloke versus him looking unhappy with a female?

And English rugby player Ben Foden gets shirtless in the 1950s based on his hairstyle.

Boy who could be Inventive

British dancer and acrobat Adam Frewer takes his top off, shows his armpits, and then shows how fun a night with him could be. Call me odd but who thought having a skull at the bulge point on tight underwear was a winner?

English rugby player Alex Cheesman decides not to follow the rugby crowd and have his picture taken when he's in just his underpants, well at least he (like Ben Cohen) avoided the wet look. Alex when not covered by pink shorts leaves little to the imagination.

And when you know the cute blond someone else saw on the subway.

Boy Eyes Hypnotise

Aussie gymnast Thomas Pichler as gone for the more subtly defined (well not in the arms) than his American colleagues. Thomas also has lovely eyes (sappy I know) to go with his body.

Sam kindly sent me some more of Hollyoaks' Richard Winsor's recent stint in tight black underwear. Richard taking a towel off to show underwear was such a tease.

And a reader wants to share Tony Fragoso with you all, how I'm not sure.

Boy Steamy

Hollyoaks' Robert Norburry with his ass out (cheeky), more of which can be found here.

Flying French athlete Renaud Lavillenie, here seen teasing and fully shirtless, is a lefty (but can favour the centre). I'm pleased to see that Renaud also likes tight kit even if he is only wearing half of it.

And shirtless AFLers Scott Pendelbury and Ryan O'Keefe.

Boy who used To

Australian model and occasional rugby player Nick Youngquest wears short shorts in bed, in the living room, and for no obvious reason in the shower.

The slightly adorkable Canadian actor Patrick J Adams looking guilty with a clothes bag.

As requested Dr Who's Arthur Darvill with his top off being played with (in a not so fun way) by Matt Smith.

And the rather pretty Peter Croninn and the not bad too Matt Cooper have a bath together.

In Better Boy

Australian actor (now in the states) Nathan Parsons, who has followed in the underwear (and little else) of (sometimes former, sometimes before the career) soap actors who have been in David DeCoteau films, has gone all rough (well for an American soap). Long hair, beard, and ear rings, must be a drug dealer.

In Merlin the female characters (apart from Morgana) have always seemed rather tacked on to a beef with swords fest. So when Eoin Macken, Tom Hopper, and Rupert Young got their tops off (apart for oddly Roman looking armour) for some pre season flesh on display based promotion I started hoping for a 'knightus orgius' spell from young Merlin. Well can you think of anything else that might feature floppy haired totty, very defined bodies, kneeling, and woodenness?

And more of Aussie athlete Mitchell Watt's mid air bulging.

A Mix of Boys

Loads of kudos for whoever got American athletes in tight lycra as with Jesse Williams (who wants to look like Trey Hardee then).

Matthew Chase goes through all the model standards, with guitar, by a roaring fire, in his underwear in a forest, and with everything (well almost) open at the front. Sadly my favourite Aussie model Dominic Green is being a lawyer not a cowboy these days. Anyone think of a legal problem that requires your lawyer to take his top off?

A shirtless Joe Jonas wants his brother Nick to play with his ball.

Typing of topless chaps playing with balls here's a three Aussies who do just that, Maverick Weller, Luke Capewell, and Matt Duffie.

And David DeCoteau alumni Jack Carlisle hasn't got much further in his 'career'.

Boy and a Bulge

Henry Cavill, who is not against taking his top off (in bad movies), has been costumed for what looks like the porn version of Superman (or Superman does the nearest pilot).

The things you could be doing to Ryan Hansen (if you can ignore the remote control female who just won't get out of shot) to generate this kind of facial expressions. I could play with Ryan for hours.

And AFLer Heath Shaw has been requested.

Leggings Boy

Two Aussie Rules Players, Callan Ward, here seen shirtless, making interesting bulges running in long johns, and huggy Dayne Beams can be rather cheeky in damp speedos.

Rugby playing Daniels in their underwear Daniel Vidot, Daniel Conn, and Danny Care.

The rather beautiful Canadian actor Dustin Milligan is various reasons to get shirtless, on a boat and all tied up.

And model Matthew Chase playing a bit of police related beef in Hot in Cleveland.

Boy in Water

In Aussie Rules Brent Moloney showers, Alan Didak shows a little flesh, and Blake Ayshford is cute in water.

Does Ben Cohen still play rugby (pretend or otherwise) or is he making a career out of being furry (a tree of chest fur) in various positions? As Ben Ross and Luke Burgess show experimenting is fun and Ben knows the stance to take plus has the behind for it. My imagination would add Billy Slater into the mix.

And would it be cruel to say that Portuguese runner Arnaldo Abrantes' bulge is a bit of a let down?

Boy After You

It's a pitty American actor Jonathan Chase (née Greenfield) gets himself handcuffed (by a woman annoyingly) whilst he's naked.

Australian soap actor Chris Milligan subtly takes off his T shirt and then his trousers in a cracking way. Then he shows his chest (and new boxers) off to various women and an old chap who was on Neighbours in the 1830s.

And as request Aussie Rules player Campbell Brown before  the defurring virus spread from Trent Croad.

Politicised Boys

Above is Michael Angarano wrapped up with a shirtless Nicholas Braun in the film Red State.

Fluffy Canadian actor Patrick J Adams is paid to wander the streets dressed in only a towel when he's not shirtless in a store room or in bed sunning himself (does need a tan), very boy next door.

And American gymnast Steven Legendre might have something going on in his trousers.

Sticky Boys

Today you get to see Aussie rugby players Daniel Conn and Kayne Lawton in various states of undress down to nudity. Sadly some of their best bits, but far from all of them, get covered in a truly novel fashion by a rugby ball. I suppose using Daniel's dog might be frowned upon.

I love the subtle way the camera focuses on Kayne's oiled six pack, and behind, plus both of their packages, Conn and Lawton, in the clip you can download here.

Boy Changes

Belgian athlete Nils Pittomvils has had a bit of a makeover (I think he looked better with longer hair). Regardless Nils has a nice behind plus a goodly bulge (he's the shirtless one)

I like chaps who are Chuckable, a mix of geeky and defined (with a touch of added d'oh) as with Norwegian actor Mikkel Bratt Silset in the film Orange Girl (Appelsinpiken).

And German athlete Pascal Behrenbruch shirtless in jeans, shorts, lycra, and trousers of some sort.

Boy in a State

Matthew Florida (apparently not a porn name) has had his top off in a number of places (bad hair land?) including on an American soap.

Michael Graziadei likes to build up to showing off his armpits. It should be illegal for Chris Carmack to have a top on when he's on a beach (this sort of thing, or this) though Michael does his best to make up for it. Oh the things Michael and Chris could do to me...

And for those looking for caps of Ashton Kutcher's 'Charlie who?' moment.

Boy Colourised

British model Joe Griffith is good at being cute in black and white and colour, but not always. I love the bunged up or just shot in one's pants look.

American gymnast Jonathan Horton is just the right side of over muscled.

Aussie Rules player James Frawley doesn't seem to be able to keep his mouth closed shirtless or clothed, but his behind looks popular.

And Josh Wolf (playing a character called Josh) in his underwear on My Name Is Earl.

Boys Chase

Above are Alistair and Jonathan Brownlee securing world bluging title or something like that.

Hollyoaks, nudity, calendar, bits covered, but this time on screen featuring, bookish former ballet dancer (mighty fallen and all that) Richard Winsor, Robert Norbury (add ball or balls based pun), and a fruity (or smoothy) Ashley Taylor Dawson.

And Mad Man Jon Hamm gets rather expressive.

Boy Free

The rather pretty Cuban American gymnast Danell Leyva closes his eyes at an interesting time and a mouth like that could come in handy.

For those who like their totty skinny, leggy, and blond here's British athlete Chris Tomlinson running and jumping whilst shirtless. I'm not overly enamoured with Chris' beardy thing but it's OK at a distance.

And as requested, Aussie swimmer Ian Thorpe in his speedos in a box before things went all chunky.

Boy Hhonoured

The new breed of American gymnasts, Chris Brooks and the things going on in Brandon Wynn's trousers.

Canadian actor Andrew Walker seems to have developed a niche playing bed based flesh (and armpit) showing bits of blond fluff. On CSI Miami it was also Andrew, bed, and armpits, but not quite on Maybe It's Me.

And as requested Matthew Epp and Carl Thiessen in their costume shorts in Young Demons.

Boy and Eric

Why British athlete Tom Parsons has to stand in these rather odd poses is less important than his habit of lying around with his shirt off. Tom looks like Eric Mabius to some.

Beware Tom Fletcher's left nipple has escaped.

Dirty, Sexy, Thing Jesse Burgess, here seen naked (not as rare a state as you might think), fiddles, and fiddles again, when he's not being naked for art's sake.

And Aussie rugby player Tim Moltzen 'recovering' with his top off, must be getting warmer Down Under.

Boy

Above is Canadian actor Justin Chatwin leaving very little to the imagination, credit as per taggage. Me want humpy, humpy.

Even more British athletic fluff, the possibly bulging Steve Lewis, here seen shirtless, with his tight tops and big stick, Richard Strachan, plus Richard Buck.

And as requested the oh so urban Richard Winsor in his pants (UK usage).

Boy and his Towel

Generally dorky and probably acquired taste (not a great pose) British actor Philip Hill-Pearson with his top off (and towel on) on the soap Emmerdale and equally undressed in Shameless.

Mark Cameron Wystrach's character had to stand around (looking like they are about to get it on) shirtless and beefy with Adrian Bellini's rather a lot on the defunct Passions (sadly none of that but they did get rather close).

And a random cute bit of prepiness.

Backstreet Boys

Above are Aussie rugby players Nick Youngquest, Michael Sullivan, and (the in the background) Daniel Holdsworth who the photographer thinks looks like underwear models but I'm seeing more of the 1990s boyband of the 98' genre. You can download the threesome here.

Someone cruelly suggested that British boyband McFly was less about the music and more about appealing to all possible fan bases. Going for ever possible demographic is a boyband necessity but I was never sure who Nsync's Chris Kirkpatrick was aimed at.

And British runner Nathan Woodward realises what the hole in the flag was for, perhaps.

Boy Held

I won't comment on what David Pocock is doing to fellow Aussie rugby player James O'Connor but would like to join in.

Mark Cameron Wystrach has to suffer the standard indignities of being in an American soap, rarely being allowed to wear a top, having to look down rather a lot (do they put the script on the floor?), bed based showing off of your body, and dressing up in costumes, that don't have top halves, for various celebrations. At least he didn't have to do the same as Kyle Lowder and Brandon Beemer.

And British athlete Martin Rooney flies the flag.

Nearly Titled Boy

Oddly bulging and a tad adorkable British athlete Lawrence Clarke (aka Charles Lawrence Somerset Clarke) in one of those tight running kits.

Canadian actor John Bregar, here seen shirtless, has a thing for tight white armless tops and big hair (taking wavy to the next level). Although he is not as pretty as Justin Chatwin John adds well to the beefy fluff (which includes Gregory Smith and Travis Milne) on Rookie Blue.

And it's good to see that Brandon Quinn is still showing off his body.

Boys whose Names Link (sort of)

In their kits British athletes by the names of James Shane, Jack Green, and a bulging (and smiling) Greg Rutherford.

A Town Called Eureka's Naill Matter has spent a tad too long on his shoulders (well they're something to put your legs on) and the waxing but there is something strangely appealing about cute fluff near armaments. I blame the Stargates.

And Mcfly's Harry Judd squats in his underwear, who knows why.

Flag Boys

Some British athletes, Craig Pickering running in lycra, Danny Talbot smiling, and the Wikibulging Dai Greene tight all over.

Alaskan soap actor David A Gregory (I'm not sure how important the 'A' is) has already been showing his leg to Nicolas Robuck in a faux sauna (hence the haze), and being all patriotic, but here's his nicely defined body being towelled by himself and by others.

And McFly's Dougie Poynter shirtless, furry, and in black and white.

Boy who Hopefully Is

A mix of old and newer pictures of American actor Cody Longo ('s chest) because someone asked for them.

The dark and handsome (well I think so) Jonathan Chase on a bed showing flesh, wearing handcuff, showing off his armpits (and chest), being pleasured, and getting naked for plot reasons on the show Chemistry. I love the review on IMDb which starts, 'Have you ever seen bad porn? Well? Get ready because you're about to...'.

And British athletes happy in their kits Chris Tomlinson and Brett Morse.

Boy Changing

Bulging Welsh (Buckinghamshire Welsh) athlete Ben Gregory does different looks in the same top.

Trimmed American actor Adrian Bellani (aka Gerardo Celasco) took over Jesse Metcalfe's role on the soap Passions when he went to ummm further his career (good visuals thought). Adrian's role involved standing around looking muscled, vacant, and pretty, something that he proved rather good at.

And which of the grown up 'Taylor brothers' would you savage? Harry, who kindly sent me the link, wants Taryn Noah Smith.

Boys in Bed

British actors Richard Madden (and his chest hedge) in bed with an equally furry Jay Taylor, bless.

American athlete and tight shorts lover (front and back) Trey Hardee, here seen shirtless, has a Mitchell Watt style desire to show off his armpits and gets release mid air (possibly). He can do both together.

Castle's Seamus Dever with his top off in locker room collage style.

And British musical actor Rob Wilshaw shirtless with a bloke in a dress.

Matters Boy

Canadian actor Niall Matter has taken his top off on both Eureka and the rehash of Melrose Place (which sadly did not feature Niall in a Rady/Sipos sandwich).

As requested Scottish actor Paul Telfer (and his silly beardy thing) strolling around (with that bloke from ER), bathing, caged, and in a line in Spartacus plus standing around in snowy conditions in Hercules.

And an excession of Venezuelan model etc Héctor Peña who Ben thinks looks like Cody Longo.

Dark and Handsome Boy

Australian athlete and professional armpit displayer Mitchell Watt does rather a lot of mid air bulging (but it might be just his choice of kit).

Hungarian tennis player with silly hair Márton Fucsovics with his top off next to a lot of seating.

AFLer Luke Tapscott shirtless in a swimming pool.

While no longer on Home and Away Lincoln Lewis is still showing off his body, which is good.

And Merlin's Tom Hopper, Eoin Macken, and Rupert Young get their tops off for a photoshoot with clear 'big weapon' punnage potential.

Beverley Boy

Canadian actor Kyle Riabko really wants Matt Lanter to look at his armpits for some reason.

As requested by a number of people some more shirtless pictures of American tennis giant John Isner being all kickboxy (but using his arms), showing off his abilities, and in interesting poses.

British actor Jay Taylor, last seen naked (clip download link) in Donkey Punch, shirtless, sleeping, and well forested on Sirens.

And if yesterday's Jay Camilleri did stained glass windows.

Lickable Boy

Skinny but humpable British model Jay Camilleri is apparently a pin up boy or at least that's what the label says.

American actor Ryan Hansen got smooth and shirtless with Jason Dohring playing 'Dick Casablancas' (not a porn star) on Veronica Mars. Now a panted Ryan is letting his golden fur grow out, getting release, and showing off his armpits over and over and over again in Friends with Benefits.

And I think Wilfred's Elijah Wood looks better with his top on.

Moser Boy

Dexter's Devon Graye, here seen shirtless, and in wrestling gear, trying to look less adorkable which is a shame.

Aussie Rules player Colin Sylvia goes for a stroll in a swimming pool.

Kazakhstani tennis player Evgeny Korolev practises with his top off, models in the same state, in swimmers near a mirror, and failing to notice the flaw in boardless corridor surfing.

And American teen's TV actor David Henrie behaving in a rather camp way.

Verdant Boy

American actor Billy Lush (yes that's his name) is on the chest hair department.

Short shorted Aussie Rules player Chris Johnson got his top off for Cleo, as he did for charity but then went into the bathroom to go a lot further. You can download the clip those caps come from here.

And Kellan Lutz shows some flesh yet again. For someone who 'dressed' like this it is all rather tame (and Zefronish).

Laois Boy

Irish Australian rules player Zach Tuohy has tidied himself up since he played Gaelic football and took his top off rather a lot. Now you only get to see Zach's support shorts covered legs and non existent trail.

British actor Tom Harper and his quiff get down to his/their underpants on stage and heavily watched plus towel clad in gay themed films called Surveillance. More of Tom in a towel can be found here.

And planking can be done in the nude, but there are far, far, far better things to do when undressed.