You have Carter
On Casualty Kristian Wilkin got his kit off. He also did it on Brookside (and the Bill) where he played a stripper. Getting him all shirtless didn't help keep Brookside on the air but was nice viewing.
If you wondered what Todd was doing after Corrie here's a clue (OK it's not him but near enough if you squint).
Monday, May 31, 2004
I want it all (except France)
I didn't have a date for the prom, but as I'm not American and didn't have a prom that was not that strange. I broke my leg and the ambulance didn't take me to the nearest hospital, in fact it took me to the third nearest hospital. That was a good plan as the other two did not have an A&E (ER). OK that sounds a tad silly but I do have a point and it is without all the facts you can not make a proper decision and can be misled easily.
I can not believe anyone in the UK can actually think that the British National Party is anything than a bunch of racist thugs so I'm not going to tell people not to vote for them, but just to say if you vote for the BNP you are a racist dickhead.
I do though expect that nobody who comes here would vote BNP (or it's US, Australian, or other varieties).
I didn't have a date for the prom, but as I'm not American and didn't have a prom that was not that strange. I broke my leg and the ambulance didn't take me to the nearest hospital, in fact it took me to the third nearest hospital. That was a good plan as the other two did not have an A&E (ER). OK that sounds a tad silly but I do have a point and it is without all the facts you can not make a proper decision and can be misled easily.
I can not believe anyone in the UK can actually think that the British National Party is anything than a bunch of racist thugs so I'm not going to tell people not to vote for them, but just to say if you vote for the BNP you are a racist dickhead.
I do though expect that nobody who comes here would vote BNP (or it's US, Australian, or other varieties).
Random totty of today
ALF players Ryan Hargreve and Jared Brennon.
Pointless fact of the day
When Adolf Hilter said on 27 July 1942 we Brits ran four hundred million Indians with 250,000 men he was wrong. We Brits did it with only 12,000.
ALF players Ryan Hargreve and Jared Brennon.
Pointless fact of the day
When Adolf Hilter said on 27 July 1942 we Brits ran four hundred million Indians with 250,000 men he was wrong. We Brits did it with only 12,000.
Prince Carl (again)
Tottyland's most shaggable young royal Prince Carl of Sweden swimming, towing and generally standing around looking cute.
Bill is thinking of asking to see the Crown Jewels (if that pun hasn't been overused already).
Tottyland's most shaggable young royal Prince Carl of Sweden swimming, towing and generally standing around looking cute.
Bill is thinking of asking to see the Crown Jewels (if that pun hasn't been overused already).
Saturday, May 29, 2004
Let's get ready to fumble, everybody fumble
Joseph Sayers is a CK and AnF model who when young had some naughty pictures taken of him in rather dubious circumstances.
I would post the pictures but the 'photographer' is known for causzing trouble to site owners. Linking to some is another matter.
PS there are so many copies of the naughty pictures on the net you'd be a fool to pay for them. Not of course I'd promote breaking copyright.
Joseph Sayers is a CK and AnF model who when young had some naughty pictures taken of him in rather dubious circumstances.
I would post the pictures but the 'photographer' is known for causzing trouble to site owners. Linking to some is another matter.
PS there are so many copies of the naughty pictures on the net you'd be a fool to pay for them. Not of course I'd promote breaking copyright.
Friday, May 28, 2004
Random Totty of today
In a better world waiting for us at home are Chris Finch of Corrie shirtless, David Beckham gets excited as does Will Young, Justin Timberlake looking a little less buff than he used to and Ben Cohen hairy and shirtless.
In a better world waiting for us at home are Chris Finch of Corrie shirtless, David Beckham gets excited as does Will Young, Justin Timberlake looking a little less buff than he used to and Ben Cohen hairy and shirtless.
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Random nudity...
On the second of next month we get to see Ben Gerrard (aka Cameron in Hollyoaks) which is far better than watching Saddam's friend George Galloway moaning that his bank balance is lower.
On the second of next month we get to see Ben Gerrard (aka Cameron in Hollyoaks) which is far better than watching Saddam's friend George Galloway moaning that his bank balance is lower.
Interview with a boyband
The second of the Phixx video capfests from their video Love Revolution.
The basic premise is that Mikey, Nikk, Chris, and Andrew are totty loving (and then eating) vampires.
Andrew holding a fluorescent tube for some reason is surrounded by two girls making out and suppressions two guys doing it too and while Mikey feels someone up, Nikk gets felt up through a wall.
It is another standard Phixx video with flesh shown over and over again in the same way.
The second of the Phixx video capfests from their video Love Revolution.
The basic premise is that Mikey, Nikk, Chris, and Andrew are totty loving (and then eating) vampires.
Andrew holding a fluorescent tube for some reason is surrounded by two girls making out and suppressions two guys doing it too and while Mikey feels someone up, Nikk gets felt up through a wall.
It is another standard Phixx video with flesh shown over and over again in the same way.
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Edgware or High Barnet
I'm sure everyone has forgotten, if they ever knew in the first place, the failed boyband (so much nobody has even left a fansite to fester on Geocities for them) Northern Line who were Michael Sharp (who got his kit off in a Julie Waters TV show), Dan Corsi (an ex model or Mr Shirtless by profession, see what I mean, and again, and again and again and again (hey he does the same thing over and over and over again he could be in a Phixx video), Zak Lichman, Warren Morris and Andy Love (who looks to have really gone to seed).
I think they didn't even manage a hit.
But Dan looks like this and this now so here's hoping for a renewal of his career.
I'm sure everyone has forgotten, if they ever knew in the first place, the failed boyband (so much nobody has even left a fansite to fester on Geocities for them) Northern Line who were Michael Sharp (who got his kit off in a Julie Waters TV show), Dan Corsi (an ex model or Mr Shirtless by profession, see what I mean, and again, and again and again and again (hey he does the same thing over and over and over again he could be in a Phixx video), Zak Lichman, Warren Morris and Andy Love (who looks to have really gone to seed).
I think they didn't even manage a hit.
But Dan looks like this and this now so here's hoping for a renewal of his career.
And this is Bill when he was 12
One of the jobs of being a parent is to show any potential object of your lust pictures of you when you were young, silly looking and it that outfit that was so in that year but went out of fashion quicker than telling the truth on BBC News. Here's an example, Kevin of the boyband V now looks like this but used to look like this.
It's odd what a haircut and a bit of exercise can do.
Remember when Britney had a long term Hollywood marriage of 55 hours with Jason Alexander. Well he's cashing in on it in GQ but in a pretty tame way. He's also gets shirtless . [Credit to Jim for sending me those and to whoever scanned/photographed them]
Antony Costa of Blue has me worried. He's not God's gift but he hardly needs blow up men.
One of the jobs of being a parent is to show any potential object of your lust pictures of you when you were young, silly looking and it that outfit that was so in that year but went out of fashion quicker than telling the truth on BBC News. Here's an example, Kevin of the boyband V now looks like this but used to look like this.
It's odd what a haircut and a bit of exercise can do.
Remember when Britney had a long term Hollywood marriage of 55 hours with Jason Alexander. Well he's cashing in on it in GQ but in a pretty tame way. He's also gets shirtless . [Credit to Jim for sending me those and to whoever scanned/photographed them]
Antony Costa of Blue has me worried. He's not God's gift but he hardly needs blow up men.
Hiyll
Layke Anderson is a half Spanish and half Norwegian Brit who was in X Men 2 (where I assume this picture is from).
He's been to LA, got the floppy hair and taken off his shirt.
Layke Anderson is a half Spanish and half Norwegian Brit who was in X Men 2 (where I assume this picture is from).
He's been to LA, got the floppy hair and taken off his shirt.
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Random fascination
I happened to be in the Early Learning Centre in Oxford today, buying a present for a friend of mine's son.
Now this is nearly as scary for a male as the women's hygiene aisle in Tescos. Firstly you get into relive childhood mode and nearly buy yourself stuff that you'll have to then hide as not to void any cred you have. I do though have a supersoaker mounted on my wall so I'm costly enough already. I really wanted those playballs and they were on buy two get a third free too. Then you notice you are being looked at. Yes you are the only male over 6 who has been in the shop for years. Either they think you are a child molester, or you are a source of pity, a poor lost soul in a world of confusion...fun or educational, just educational, do you hate the kid that much...OK he'll break that in 20 seconds... I know this may sound sexist but this is not man's work. So finally I bought him a toy car quicker than you could say stereotype.
Running from that circle of hell I retreated to the street and nearly walked straight into Matt (cute Canadian Matt of waffle below) who was wearing a shirt so open it looked like a sheet. Of all the times and places to walk into one of my pet obsessions it would be when I'm a walking stereotype for a new dad. He of course is oblivious to all this...
I am though getting a tad worried that I have a tattoo on my head saying 'Stalk Bill' because it happened again. Well not as OTT as last time but I went to try and con...Persuade someone who gets a locals discount to the Cornbury Music Festival to blag me a cheaper ticket to perve Will Young. Anyhows this chap all in black with one of those try hard beards that don't work kept looking at me across the carriage. Now I looked back and he bloody winked at me. He winked at me. He winked at me who always makes the first move, who is the puller...there is something wrong with the world if random chaps are winking at me. Then he got off at the same station I did. So I'm thinking do I, don't I, weren't you trying not to be a slut Bill...but he wandered off after winking at me again.
I have this theory that hot weather brings out the odd and the horny in people.
I console myself with this naked picture of Tom Ryder.
I happened to be in the Early Learning Centre in Oxford today, buying a present for a friend of mine's son.
Now this is nearly as scary for a male as the women's hygiene aisle in Tescos. Firstly you get into relive childhood mode and nearly buy yourself stuff that you'll have to then hide as not to void any cred you have. I do though have a supersoaker mounted on my wall so I'm costly enough already. I really wanted those playballs and they were on buy two get a third free too. Then you notice you are being looked at. Yes you are the only male over 6 who has been in the shop for years. Either they think you are a child molester, or you are a source of pity, a poor lost soul in a world of confusion...fun or educational, just educational, do you hate the kid that much...OK he'll break that in 20 seconds... I know this may sound sexist but this is not man's work. So finally I bought him a toy car quicker than you could say stereotype.
Running from that circle of hell I retreated to the street and nearly walked straight into Matt (cute Canadian Matt of waffle below) who was wearing a shirt so open it looked like a sheet. Of all the times and places to walk into one of my pet obsessions it would be when I'm a walking stereotype for a new dad. He of course is oblivious to all this...
I am though getting a tad worried that I have a tattoo on my head saying 'Stalk Bill' because it happened again. Well not as OTT as last time but I went to try and con...Persuade someone who gets a locals discount to the Cornbury Music Festival to blag me a cheaper ticket to perve Will Young. Anyhows this chap all in black with one of those try hard beards that don't work kept looking at me across the carriage. Now I looked back and he bloody winked at me. He winked at me. He winked at me who always makes the first move, who is the puller...there is something wrong with the world if random chaps are winking at me. Then he got off at the same station I did. So I'm thinking do I, don't I, weren't you trying not to be a slut Bill...but he wandered off after winking at me again.
I have this theory that hot weather brings out the odd and the horny in people.
I console myself with this naked picture of Tom Ryder.
Phixx pix
And the Palme D'oh for the worst post title goes to...
The first Phixx video posts on the epic of modern music that was Hold on Me while they were in their get their kit off period, nearly their blue period but with underwear.
Firstly Mikey sings oiled and chained up behind bars in honour of a typical night at Eton, then Andrew (aka on many forums 'the gay one') sings tied to a chair shirtless, then the very straight (or so my lawyers want me to say) Chris Parks shows off his pits wearing his vest (a clear sign in Boybandia of a pants body or chest hair), and finally Nikk (he's German)gets shirtless in a morgue which hardly really appeals to the target market while Andrew is still tied to that chair.
More armpit hair showing of. Yes and Andrew is still tied to that chair.
A bit of surgery without a licence on poor Nikk, I would love to know who this is aimed at (bar those who get a thrill at seeing anyone shirtless or the residents of Alabama as we like to call them) Andrew chair, Chris arms up yes you've guessed.
In case you think the repeating of themes is my capricious choice of caps it's not, this video is a mass of repeated themes with no change...Eastenders with a better quality of eye candy if you like.
And the Palme D'oh for the worst post title goes to...
The first Phixx video posts on the epic of modern music that was Hold on Me while they were in their get their kit off period, nearly their blue period but with underwear.
Firstly Mikey sings oiled and chained up behind bars in honour of a typical night at Eton, then Andrew (aka on many forums 'the gay one') sings tied to a chair shirtless, then the very straight (or so my lawyers want me to say) Chris Parks shows off his pits wearing his vest (a clear sign in Boybandia of a pants body or chest hair), and finally Nikk (he's German)gets shirtless in a morgue which hardly really appeals to the target market while Andrew is still tied to that chair.
More armpit hair showing of. Yes and Andrew is still tied to that chair.
A bit of surgery without a licence on poor Nikk, I would love to know who this is aimed at (bar those who get a thrill at seeing anyone shirtless or the residents of Alabama as we like to call them) Andrew chair, Chris arms up yes you've guessed.
In case you think the repeating of themes is my capricious choice of caps it's not, this video is a mass of repeated themes with no change...Eastenders with a better quality of eye candy if you like.
Sunday, May 23, 2004
Hey big boy
As I put away my guns, terrorist manuals, Afghan telephone directories, foreign passports and battery packs after a rather noisy wedding I wonder why I get so few comments.
I blame George Bush (well it turned a third rate liefest into a gold palm for Michael Moore (he used to be better when he didn't rant).
Did you see the OC tonight? Don't worry you missed nothing (bar Adam Brody in a dressing gown and boxers). There was a gay kiss. So what? V and McFly boys are doing it too (purely for publicity and worked if FM is anything to go by (you thought it was real?)). Now if it was Harry (Ohhh Harry ohh) and the skinhead monkeyboy I might be interested. More work on lyrics would help V.
'If you say that you don't want me,
that's OK because I'm going to get you any way'
Is there spare space in Poet's Corner?
I see from my TV guide thingy on Sky that Todd on Corrie is coming out. Joy. Gail and Eileen have a bitchfight tomorrow (see p66 of Sunday Times, Culture section). Joy.
Equally joyfull we are going to get party election broadcasts from the British National Party later in the week. As I am educated, bi and don't accept their lies so I'm probably up against the wall when their revolution comes (I suspect my great, great, great grandchildren will die waiting for that). Nobody can support them and pretend not to know what they really stand for, so I can fairly say their supporters are twats. When you see them on TV are you thinking master race or monkey house? If you want to protest vote Tory (the Lib Dems are worse, really), not because you support them but because it might get rid of the liar in chief Tony.
Finally Bill wants to metaphysically put flowers on the grave of Robert Moses, New York's Master Builder in the 1920s who he built motorway bridges deliberately too low for buses. For more on him see Peter Hall's Cities of tomorrow.
PS Big Brother is getting evil. A game of spot the desperate production company anyone?
PPS I have to more careful what I type.
As I put away my guns, terrorist manuals, Afghan telephone directories, foreign passports and battery packs after a rather noisy wedding I wonder why I get so few comments.
I blame George Bush (well it turned a third rate liefest into a gold palm for Michael Moore (he used to be better when he didn't rant).
Did you see the OC tonight? Don't worry you missed nothing (bar Adam Brody in a dressing gown and boxers). There was a gay kiss. So what? V and McFly boys are doing it too (purely for publicity and worked if FM is anything to go by (you thought it was real?)). Now if it was Harry (Ohhh Harry ohh) and the skinhead monkeyboy I might be interested. More work on lyrics would help V.
'If you say that you don't want me,
that's OK because I'm going to get you any way'
Is there spare space in Poet's Corner?
I see from my TV guide thingy on Sky that Todd on Corrie is coming out. Joy. Gail and Eileen have a bitchfight tomorrow (see p66 of Sunday Times, Culture section). Joy.
Equally joyfull we are going to get party election broadcasts from the British National Party later in the week. As I am educated, bi and don't accept their lies so I'm probably up against the wall when their revolution comes (I suspect my great, great, great grandchildren will die waiting for that). Nobody can support them and pretend not to know what they really stand for, so I can fairly say their supporters are twats. When you see them on TV are you thinking master race or monkey house? If you want to protest vote Tory (the Lib Dems are worse, really), not because you support them but because it might get rid of the liar in chief Tony.
Finally Bill wants to metaphysically put flowers on the grave of Robert Moses, New York's Master Builder in the 1920s who he built motorway bridges deliberately too low for buses. For more on him see Peter Hall's Cities of tomorrow.
PS Big Brother is getting evil. A game of spot the desperate production company anyone?
PPS I have to more careful what I type.
Do you remember?
Jansen Spencer, him of Neighbours fame (if that's the right word) who was a walking campness with a nice body and no real acting ability.
When Justin Timberlake was jailbait par exellence and buff.
When Charlie Simpson was in school uniform (but not at school).
Band Ohne Namen (band with no name) AKA Guy Gross (the cute one) and Klaus (the not so cute one) who got nude for and on Boys.
Jansen Spencer, him of Neighbours fame (if that's the right word) who was a walking campness with a nice body and no real acting ability.
When Justin Timberlake was jailbait par exellence and buff.
When Charlie Simpson was in school uniform (but not at school).
Band Ohne Namen (band with no name) AKA Guy Gross (the cute one) and Klaus (the not so cute one) who got nude for and on Boys.
Random sporting totty of the day
US swimmer Michael Phelps 1 and 2
Footballer Christian Ronaldo gets shirtless (a lot nicer photo than the Sunday Times one).
US swimmer Michael Phelps 1 and 2
Footballer Christian Ronaldo gets shirtless (a lot nicer photo than the Sunday Times one).
Spin, gay cowboys, the innocent, the odd, and the camp.
As Mark from V gets the marketing spin in, Jake Gyllenhaal looking cute as always, innocent looking AFL player Guy Richards,Will Young looking odd, and no comment on Andrew Hayden Smith.
As Mark from V gets the marketing spin in, Jake Gyllenhaal looking cute as always, innocent looking AFL player Guy Richards,Will Young looking odd, and no comment on Andrew Hayden Smith.
Friday, May 21, 2004
Speculation, acting, reforming and the wilds of rural Crete
People often speculate about other people's sexuality (mainly because they already know what theirs is and that spoils the fun). As Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay reminds us 'There is no way that single, non-related people could live in the same home and not be having sex' (which is rather depressing news as I lived a whole year in the same house when I was at Uni with a highly shaggable chap called Dave and he made no move whatsoever.
This sounds fun. Joe Absolom will be playing a man's 'toyboy' in the coming BBC drama The Long Firm. The BBC are really pulling the stops out with loads of good fictional drama this year (oddly including Paul Nicholls a lot) which is a better place for fiction than the Today programme.
Make Me Honest last night had the thick but cute Mark on it.
He may be married with kids but that doesn't stop one thinking Andy Cox on last night's No Going Back is cute. Usually in these sorts of programmes you get to watch prats suffer but in this one you got to watch people you wanted to do well suffer. Well they did it in the end and set up their holiday homes (get a faster server Andy) and cynical old me for one wishes them all a lot of success.
People often speculate about other people's sexuality (mainly because they already know what theirs is and that spoils the fun). As Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay reminds us 'There is no way that single, non-related people could live in the same home and not be having sex' (which is rather depressing news as I lived a whole year in the same house when I was at Uni with a highly shaggable chap called Dave and he made no move whatsoever.
This sounds fun. Joe Absolom will be playing a man's 'toyboy' in the coming BBC drama The Long Firm. The BBC are really pulling the stops out with loads of good fictional drama this year (oddly including Paul Nicholls a lot) which is a better place for fiction than the Today programme.
Make Me Honest last night had the thick but cute Mark on it.
He may be married with kids but that doesn't stop one thinking Andy Cox on last night's No Going Back is cute. Usually in these sorts of programmes you get to watch prats suffer but in this one you got to watch people you wanted to do well suffer. Well they did it in the end and set up their holiday homes (get a faster server Andy) and cynical old me for one wishes them all a lot of success.
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Boybandia
Remember O Town?
Probably not but they were (as per this picture L-R) Ashley, Erik, Dan, Jacob and Trevor who not even getting shirtless on a beach helped keep in the charts unlike A1 who had Mark Reed (and many of us wanted to have him too).
To round this post off Bill puts on his best David Attenborough voice and says 'here we have plebus boybandus frolicing in their natural habitat an alley'.
Remember O Town?
Probably not but they were (as per this picture L-R) Ashley, Erik, Dan, Jacob and Trevor who not even getting shirtless on a beach helped keep in the charts unlike A1 who had Mark Reed (and many of us wanted to have him too).
To round this post off Bill puts on his best David Attenborough voice and says 'here we have plebus boybandus frolicing in their natural habitat an alley'.
Kid's TV
Imagine you are a young kid watching TV when the presenter wanders out of the women's toilet, looks a tad confused, the camera moves down over his body, he goes and frolics with another speedo clad chap and some female, shows off his body again, gets dressed in a silly hat and jumps in the pool. Simon Thomas at it again.
Hardly Learn with Mother.
[Credit cute Welsh bloke]
Imagine you are a young kid watching TV when the presenter wanders out of the women's toilet, looks a tad confused, the camera moves down over his body, he goes and frolics with another speedo clad chap and some female, shows off his body again, gets dressed in a silly hat and jumps in the pool. Simon Thomas at it again.
Hardly Learn with Mother.
[Credit cute Welsh bloke]
Sporting totty
Footballer Andy Marshall gets shirtless, as has the Hamm twins (again), footballer John Kerry frolics with another footballer, rugby player Billy Slater gets felt up (better be nice though), and AFL player Tom Harley does a dance and looks hard and gets his kit off.
Footballer Andy Marshall gets shirtless, as has the Hamm twins (again), footballer John Kerry frolics with another footballer, rugby player Billy Slater gets felt up (better be nice though), and AFL player Tom Harley does a dance and looks hard and gets his kit off.
Monday, May 17, 2004
Sporting totty
Karl Norman is a AFL player who did naughty things with another player who got sacked.
Igors Vihrovs was too Russian a Latvian for some Latvians.
Nikolaos Siranidis is Greek diving totty and cute.
Karl Norman is a AFL player who did naughty things with another player who got sacked.
Igors Vihrovs was too Russian a Latvian for some Latvians.
Nikolaos Siranidis is Greek diving totty and cute.
A waffle with added pictures
I heard someone on TV describe V as McFly (Ohhhh Harry ohhhhh) 'with class'. I think it was Tim Kash of Top of the Tops infamy, him with the teeth so dig asylum seekers confuse them for the white cliffs of Dover and try to climb in his mouth (not that bad news if you here the dross that comes out of his mouth). But back to the silly comment. The band members of V having more class than those of McFly. An odd comment.
It's odd too what you find in your bed like Andrew Newton Lee and what else you would like in your bed like Greg Vaughan. We must get behind these things (Joe Swash again).
Some people get typecast (eh Orlando). Some get dumped for doughboy. If you have a choice between Kane and Seb who in their right mind would pick Kane? Is she bonkers?
I heard someone on TV describe V as McFly (Ohhhh Harry ohhhhh) 'with class'. I think it was Tim Kash of Top of the Tops infamy, him with the teeth so dig asylum seekers confuse them for the white cliffs of Dover and try to climb in his mouth (not that bad news if you here the dross that comes out of his mouth). But back to the silly comment. The band members of V having more class than those of McFly. An odd comment.
It's odd too what you find in your bed like Andrew Newton Lee and what else you would like in your bed like Greg Vaughan. We must get behind these things (Joe Swash again).
Some people get typecast (eh Orlando). Some get dumped for doughboy. If you have a choice between Kane and Seb who in their right mind would pick Kane? Is she bonkers?
Sunday, May 16, 2004
Ultra
When four Buckinghamshire chaps met at school (even though they are up to 3 years age difference)to form Ultra.
They were James, John, Nick and Mike who had a few hits then disappeared faster than James Fox's hair.
The two blonds Mike and James always had the edge on the other two but they all looked OKish.
When four Buckinghamshire chaps met at school (even though they are up to 3 years age difference)to form Ultra.
They were James, John, Nick and Mike who had a few hits then disappeared faster than James Fox's hair.
The two blonds Mike and James always had the edge on the other two but they all looked OKish.
A sinking feeling
Oliver de Groot keep are interest a few weeks ago but in the mid 90s there was the film True Blue.
Not only did it star Noah Huntley but it had a few shower scenes, even some that verged on soft porn (I said verged but if men's behinds offend don't look). And there is more, and more and more.
Enjoy.
Oliver de Groot keep are interest a few weeks ago but in the mid 90s there was the film True Blue.
Not only did it star Noah Huntley but it had a few shower scenes, even some that verged on soft porn (I said verged but if men's behinds offend don't look). And there is more, and more and more.
Enjoy.
The principles of rambling nothingness
When do you know you are old?
When boybands look young? No they always look young and we are not just about talking dirty old men fodder like S Club embryos or Sam and Mark.
When soap stars look young? They have babies on soaps so that is about as logical as most things that come out of Michael Moore's mouth. Some like Joe Swash even look like they are carrying one.
When drug dealers look young? Well Will Straw always had his odd bug eyes and didn't always photograph well but could sometimes just look very cute.
When Eurovision 'singers' look young? Mr Iceland looks good in trunks umm that's all I can come up on that.
Spooky, very spooky in a Matthew MacFadyen way.
When do you know you are old?
When boybands look young? No they always look young and we are not just about talking dirty old men fodder like S Club embryos or Sam and Mark.
When soap stars look young? They have babies on soaps so that is about as logical as most things that come out of Michael Moore's mouth. Some like Joe Swash even look like they are carrying one.
When drug dealers look young? Well Will Straw always had his odd bug eyes and didn't always photograph well but could sometimes just look very cute.
When Eurovision 'singers' look young? Mr Iceland looks good in trunks umm that's all I can come up on that.
Spooky, very spooky in a Matthew MacFadyen way.
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Princely totty
Andrea Casighari Monaco's princely totty does look a lot like his mother and was a tad lanky (nice bum though) but he doesn't look that bad in swimming trunks, not bad at all.
Carl Philip of Sweden is Bill's favorite bit of euro royal totty mainly because he looks so familiar but I can't work out why.
Luxembourg also produces good totty with Prince Felix and Prince Guillame no him.
Andrea Casighari Monaco's princely totty does look a lot like his mother and was a tad lanky (nice bum though) but he doesn't look that bad in swimming trunks, not bad at all.
Carl Philip of Sweden is Bill's favorite bit of euro royal totty mainly because he looks so familiar but I can't work out why.
Luxembourg also produces good totty with Prince Felix and Prince Guillame no him.
Sin for absolution
In between wondering if Mark of Sam and Mark could make a larger gaydar ping (OMG I'm watching Saturday morning TV...ohhh Eric Bana hubba hubba)and having sinful thoughts about Joe and Robbie and Scott and Darren of Hollyoaks, I'm hoping I can avoid Eurovision totally.
The Austrians are quite cute, the Bosnian is quite camp, the French guy is nice as is the Icelandic chap and the Spanish chap is all butch like thingy.
Still not going to watch it though.
Puts on Muse MP3.
In between wondering if Mark of Sam and Mark could make a larger gaydar ping (OMG I'm watching Saturday morning TV...ohhh Eric Bana hubba hubba)and having sinful thoughts about Joe and Robbie and Scott and Darren of Hollyoaks, I'm hoping I can avoid Eurovision totally.
The Austrians are quite cute, the Bosnian is quite camp, the French guy is nice as is the Icelandic chap and the Spanish chap is all butch like thingy.
Still not going to watch it though.
Puts on Muse MP3.
Friday, May 14, 2004
Bill's been on the drink
Well I have...vodka and cranberry juice...and by the magic of his wireless house is typing this in his bedroom *shut up Kip or she'll hear you* and is just pondering why he can still focus. Drinking is naughty *you're my mate...I love you* well actually I tend to go all thoughtful when mildly drunk (well OK I think I'm being profound but probably aren't).
It's bugging (and I mean bugging) does anyone know the name of a short gay film from Portugal (or perhaps Spain) about this kid who was on the pull and did naughty things in a mall's toilet and had sex with his tutor (and his parents caught him)? No it's not porn *the baby oil is in the second drawer Kip*
Anyhows night people, oh and tonight Matthew, Bill is going to be...
Well I have...vodka and cranberry juice...and by the magic of his wireless house is typing this in his bedroom *shut up Kip or she'll hear you* and is just pondering why he can still focus. Drinking is naughty *you're my mate...I love you* well actually I tend to go all thoughtful when mildly drunk (well OK I think I'm being profound but probably aren't).
It's bugging (and I mean bugging) does anyone know the name of a short gay film from Portugal (or perhaps Spain) about this kid who was on the pull and did naughty things in a mall's toilet and had sex with his tutor (and his parents caught him)? No it's not porn *the baby oil is in the second drawer Kip*
Anyhows night people, oh and tonight Matthew, Bill is going to be...
Swim and Jim
Paolo Bossini, is cute Italian swimming totty.
AFL totty James Davies riding and pumping with his teamates..
Paolo Bossini, is cute Italian swimming totty.
AFL totty James Davies riding and pumping with his teamates..
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Random totty of today
Andrew Walker, the AFL player not the cute blond bit of TV fluff.
Matt Milburn of Hollyoaks naked.
Rugby players Iain Balshaw and Mike Tindal getting bedhind things.
Ryan of Big Brother Australia naked [here be nudity and dragons]with his bits showing.
Paul Wasilewski as a blond...ho humm.
And finally a few caps of the Todd and Karl will they, won't they, they have already, will Adam Rickett make a threesome saga.
Andrew Walker, the AFL player not the cute blond bit of TV fluff.
Matt Milburn of Hollyoaks naked.
Rugby players Iain Balshaw and Mike Tindal getting bedhind things.
Ryan of Big Brother Australia naked [here be nudity and dragons]with his bits showing.
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Paul Wasilewski as a blond...ho humm.
And finally a few caps of the Todd and Karl will they, won't they, they have already, will Adam Rickett make a threesome saga.
Your tottiness
May I present his Royal Highness Carl Philip Edmund Bertil, Prince of Sweden, Duke of Värmland.
Now with no shirt on and again for luck. Interesting cheekbonesCarl old chap.
In case you are a royalist he's descended from one of Napoleon's generals not real royalty.
May I present his Royal Highness Carl Philip Edmund Bertil, Prince of Sweden, Duke of Värmland.
Now with no shirt on and again for luck. Interesting cheekbonesCarl old chap.
In case you are a royalist he's descended from one of Napoleon's generals not real royalty.
Esau
If you like them hairy and beefy then you can do little better than Hollyoaks' Kevin Sacre.
Kevin plays Jake Dean the normal but slightly anal member of the Dean family (think Grundys/Dingles/Beckhams/Blairs). Oddly for Hollyoaks Kevin can actually act (a bit) and does well on the limited material he gets (whoever writes Lee's lines is a genus).
Sadly I think he'll go the way of Cameron and become a very cute loser.
[Baton is a cute bundle of tottiness for the caps]
If you like them hairy and beefy then you can do little better than Hollyoaks' Kevin Sacre.
Kevin plays Jake Dean the normal but slightly anal member of the Dean family (think Grundys/Dingles/Beckhams/Blairs). Oddly for Hollyoaks Kevin can actually act (a bit) and does well on the limited material he gets (whoever writes Lee's lines is a genus).
Sadly I think he'll go the way of Cameron and become a very cute loser.
[Baton is a cute bundle of tottiness for the caps]
Beef
Ben 'I take my kit off at every occasion' Cohen has suddenly gone all shy on us (or it's too cold to wear only boxers) so as a redux here's a few links and pics to remind us of how lucky his wife is.
Links first.
The wallpaper on Ben's site has some gems (Bill likes numbers 2 and 5).
Sloggi's site on Ben has loads of pics and a video of Ben stripping for the BBC's Question of Sport (if anyone can tell Bill how to download the video/pictures I'll post them).
Here's a picture of Ben in his hairy splendor and a tiny (can't find a bigger one) picture of Ben playing with his teammates.
Enjoy.
Ben 'I take my kit off at every occasion' Cohen has suddenly gone all shy on us (or it's too cold to wear only boxers) so as a redux here's a few links and pics to remind us of how lucky his wife is.
Links first.
The wallpaper on Ben's site has some gems (Bill likes numbers 2 and 5).
Sloggi's site on Ben has loads of pics and a video of Ben stripping for the BBC's Question of Sport (if anyone can tell Bill how to download the video/pictures I'll post them).
Here's a picture of Ben in his hairy splendor and a tiny (can't find a bigger one) picture of Ben playing with his teammates.
Enjoy.
Museic
Between the Stroke 9, Blue October and Marvelous 3 racks playing on my PC are a few by Muse who are (L-R in this photo) Matthew Bellamy (guitar, vocals and writing), Chris Wolstenholme (bass) and Dominic 'Zach Braff's cousin (no not really)' Howard (drums).
Apart for Bill wanting to do naughty things with Chris and Dom (sorry Matthew you do nothing for me but there are others...) the video to their song Hysteria features the small but nicely formed Justin Theroux (no relation to Louis and Marcel) who goes all psycho in a hotel room in a shirtless stalker way.
You may not like Muse but visually (totty or not) their videos are good.
Between the Stroke 9, Blue October and Marvelous 3 racks playing on my PC are a few by Muse who are (L-R in this photo) Matthew Bellamy (guitar, vocals and writing), Chris Wolstenholme (bass) and Dominic 'Zach Braff's cousin (no not really)' Howard (drums).
Apart for Bill wanting to do naughty things with Chris and Dom (sorry Matthew you do nothing for me but there are others...) the video to their song Hysteria features the small but nicely formed Justin Theroux (no relation to Louis and Marcel) who goes all psycho in a hotel room in a shirtless stalker way.
You may not like Muse but visually (totty or not) their videos are good.
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Wiley
Wiley (no surname given) is the drummer of 'turdo pop' (whatever that means) group Powder who seems to have Adrian Youngitis (or acute can'tkeepmytoponitis).
I borrowed a few of their songs on Kazaa and Wiley et al musically do have a sort of appeal (and it's not just Wiley sans shirt (mainly as that has nothing to do with music so can't be musical)).
To use a literary analogy Wiley et al are airport fiction but the type you don't have to hide.
Wiley (no surname given) is the drummer of 'turdo pop' (whatever that means) group Powder who seems to have Adrian Youngitis (or acute can'tkeepmytoponitis).
I borrowed a few of their songs on Kazaa and Wiley et al musically do have a sort of appeal (and it's not just Wiley sans shirt (mainly as that has nothing to do with music so can't be musical)).
To use a literary analogy Wiley et al are airport fiction but the type you don't have to hide.
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Soap and Random totty of the day
Soap totty is represented by Eastenders Joe Swash and Mohammed George get naked.
Not to be out done Corrie has Adam Rickett and Chris Finch (AKA Karl)
Random totty is covered by Orlando Bloom and German diving totty Christian Loeffler (more below).
Soap totty is represented by Eastenders Joe Swash and Mohammed George get naked.
Not to be out done Corrie has Adam Rickett and Chris Finch (AKA Karl)
Random totty is covered by Orlando Bloom and German diving totty Christian Loeffler (more below).
Monday, May 10, 2004
Human Nature
1990s Australian boyband Human Nature did very well in Australia but with such a small population that isn't a massive success.
The lead singer Micheal Tierney had a penchant for vinyl tops, Toby Allen either is out or it's a very open secret, and the other two Andrew Tiernay (Mike's brother) and Phil Burton are not much to write home about.
In part of their promotional work they did what every boyband does get their kit off. Toby got involved and very behind it.
1990s Australian boyband Human Nature did very well in Australia but with such a small population that isn't a massive success.
The lead singer Micheal Tierney had a penchant for vinyl tops, Toby Allen either is out or it's a very open secret, and the other two Andrew Tiernay (Mike's brother) and Phil Burton are not much to write home about.
In part of their promotional work they did what every boyband does get their kit off. Toby got involved and very behind it.
Australian Big Brother Totty
[nudity alert]
This year we have Ryan Fitzgerald who gets his kit off daily as did Blair McDoughnut a few years ago but sadly Wesley is more shy (to date).
[nudity alert]
This year we have Ryan Fitzgerald who gets his kit off daily as did Blair McDoughnut a few years ago but sadly Wesley is more shy (to date).
Random totty of the day
A Canadian gymnast trying to stop something hardening.
Scott Speedman looking cute.
Former Kipistic totty Justin Melvey.
Chelsea footballing totty John Terry, with his kit off twice.
Colorado University's running totty John Woods.
A Canadian gymnast trying to stop something hardening.
Scott Speedman looking cute.
Former Kipistic totty Justin Melvey.
Chelsea footballing totty John Terry, with his kit off twice.
Colorado University's running totty John Woods.
Saturday, May 08, 2004
Will Kemp
Shirtless, and kissing another chap in Car Man.
How come that never happens in Quickfit?
Update:
Here's some caps of young William in Van Helsing
Here
Here
Credit
Shirtless, and kissing another chap in Car Man.
How come that never happens in Quickfit?
Update:
Here's some caps of young William in Van Helsing
Here
Here
Credit
To be Piers Morgan
Ewww what a horrible thought.
I had an interesting question posed to me recently when I was kindly sent a photo by a reader of this blog (hint). It seems to show Darius Danesh in a kilt with his bits showing. Now I'm sure I was sent it in good faith but I have my doubts about it. Now unlike the Daily Mirror photos it might be real and I don't know it's fake as I post it.
So here totally unlike the Daily Mirror and it's 'editor' I post a picture I think is real but with two caveats (a) it shows someone's bits and (b) it could be fake.
Here it is.
Ewww what a horrible thought.
I had an interesting question posed to me recently when I was kindly sent a photo by a reader of this blog (hint). It seems to show Darius Danesh in a kilt with his bits showing. Now I'm sure I was sent it in good faith but I have my doubts about it. Now unlike the Daily Mirror photos it might be real and I don't know it's fake as I post it.
So here totally unlike the Daily Mirror and it's 'editor' I post a picture I think is real but with two caveats (a) it shows someone's bits and (b) it could be fake.
Here it is.
Linkage
Bar the annoying tags Bill recommends a visit to Caroline's Photos and leaving a massive hostage to fortune where does Bill know this chap from?
Bar the annoying tags Bill recommends a visit to Caroline's Photos and leaving a massive hostage to fortune where does Bill know this chap from?
Pap idol
Moving from objects of obsession back to the sunlight uplands of boybands I bring you two probable failures so you can perve before they go the way we hope Blazin Squad go...to the dole office.
I start with the oh so inventively named Pop! (mustn't forget the '!') who are supposed to become Steps version two (as if version one wasn't bad enough).
They are Jade (Faye and Claire clone), Glenn (the Lee clone who looks equally good shirtless), Jamie (the H clone who has a 'hilarious personality' or actually is a total twat) and Hannah (Lisa Scott-Lee clone who better have as cute brothers).
Then we have the tragically named Twen2y 4 Se7en who are as per this picture (l-R) Andy (no he's not Scott Caan) and Niall who are twins (spot the USP), Thom who I'll come (behave) back to in a mo and Radon.
If you watched the Salon you might remember Thom got his kit off and did a little dance in only red boxers so if the boyband lark doesn't work he could always pole dance.
Twen2y 4 Se7en have 'been supporting Westlife a lots of places'...sounds fun.
PS Pop Justice are running a poll on them.
Moving from objects of obsession back to the sunlight uplands of boybands I bring you two probable failures so you can perve before they go the way we hope Blazin Squad go...to the dole office.
I start with the oh so inventively named Pop! (mustn't forget the '!') who are supposed to become Steps version two (as if version one wasn't bad enough).
They are Jade (Faye and Claire clone), Glenn (the Lee clone who looks equally good shirtless), Jamie (the H clone who has a 'hilarious personality' or actually is a total twat) and Hannah (Lisa Scott-Lee clone who better have as cute brothers).
Then we have the tragically named Twen2y 4 Se7en who are as per this picture (l-R) Andy (no he's not Scott Caan) and Niall who are twins (spot the USP), Thom who I'll come (behave) back to in a mo and Radon.
If you watched the Salon you might remember Thom got his kit off and did a little dance in only red boxers so if the boyband lark doesn't work he could always pole dance.
Twen2y 4 Se7en have 'been supporting Westlife a lots of places'...sounds fun.
PS Pop Justice are running a poll on them.
Friday, May 07, 2004
Kipster
Kip Gamblin is wearing a sarong like thingy in this caps from Home and Away, a cheesy grin (again and again) and an odd grimace.
But he's shirtless in each picture so he might have been cold and thus acting pants because of it.
Kip Gamblin is wearing a sarong like thingy in this caps from Home and Away, a cheesy grin (again and again) and an odd grimace.
But he's shirtless in each picture so he might have been cold and thus acting pants because of it.
Deutschland, Deutschland uber totty
Daniel Schmoll may not be God's gift looks wise but I bet you can guess why I posted a photo of him.
Felix Kaiser looking tired, wet but cute.
Christian Loeffler is a cute cute bit of German diver totty who likes his tats in odd places and a nice butt.
Daniel Schmoll may not be God's gift looks wise but I bet you can guess why I posted a photo of him.
Felix Kaiser looking tired, wet but cute.
Christian Loeffler is a cute cute bit of German diver totty who likes his tats in odd places and a nice butt.
Thursday, May 06, 2004
Stalking 101
I now have added respect for those who get stalked and cope.
As I wandered around Oxford today I kept seeing chaps that could have been my stalker here, there and everywhere. Now I'm looking for him out of nosiness and the ego massage that is a young student wanting my body (the only possible reason for his antics and I'll keep telling myself that) but to those who are being stalked by sickos that seeing him everywhere must be hell.
Now someone I know who does psych research on people who have obsessions told me a few months ago about this lass who had a fixation on Duncan James from Blue and as I just posted a picture of him I remembered what finally stopped her obsession. She dreamt they had sex and he wasn't very good in bed.
We are an odd species.
As if to prove that my mind has oddly linked all this to Tom (which may or may not be his real name). Now Tom is not the most attractive human being on the planet but for some odd reason my screwy brain went all oddity on me and I got rather attracted to his. As I lie here on the floor (I like to spread myself out) I can't for the life of my work out why I wanted to...well you can guess.
Tom is circa six foot, stocky build, plump but not fat, has oddly dyed hair (which looks like someone dropped dye on his hair and ran for it), has more than his fair share of body hair and dresses in a student (which he is) tramp style. So why did want him? It was my Butch Walker and Tyson Ritter phase so I was into skinny chaps which makes it odder.
Probably for the same reason I fancy Allison Mack ... I have odd tastes (but Smallville is fun (Tom, Allison, Kristin, Eric and Michael (who I picture as he was on Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane).
I now have added respect for those who get stalked and cope.
As I wandered around Oxford today I kept seeing chaps that could have been my stalker here, there and everywhere. Now I'm looking for him out of nosiness and the ego massage that is a young student wanting my body (the only possible reason for his antics and I'll keep telling myself that) but to those who are being stalked by sickos that seeing him everywhere must be hell.
Now someone I know who does psych research on people who have obsessions told me a few months ago about this lass who had a fixation on Duncan James from Blue and as I just posted a picture of him I remembered what finally stopped her obsession. She dreamt they had sex and he wasn't very good in bed.
We are an odd species.
As if to prove that my mind has oddly linked all this to Tom (which may or may not be his real name). Now Tom is not the most attractive human being on the planet but for some odd reason my screwy brain went all oddity on me and I got rather attracted to his. As I lie here on the floor (I like to spread myself out) I can't for the life of my work out why I wanted to...well you can guess.
Tom is circa six foot, stocky build, plump but not fat, has oddly dyed hair (which looks like someone dropped dye on his hair and ran for it), has more than his fair share of body hair and dresses in a student (which he is) tramp style. So why did want him? It was my Butch Walker and Tyson Ritter phase so I was into skinny chaps which makes it odder.
Probably for the same reason I fancy Allison Mack ... I have odd tastes (but Smallville is fun (Tom, Allison, Kristin, Eric and Michael (who I picture as he was on Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane).
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Dan the man
Daniel Letterle was in Camp (see even with that temptation I didn't do the pun).
Not the camp in the truely dire Redcoats (Holiday Reps without the class) yet another example for the need for eugenics but the film but you've already guessed that.
I know nothing (behave) about Daniel or the film bar what I've looked up on the net so this is pure tottiness and nothing else. Is it shallow to base opinions on just looks? Nahh, we do it all the time so let's look at this bit of totty and imagine all manner of things we could do with him. Play draughts, discuss the finer points of quantum tunnelling...him naked on your bed.
Daniel Letterle was in Camp (see even with that temptation I didn't do the pun).
Not the camp in the truely dire Redcoats (Holiday Reps without the class) yet another example for the need for eugenics but the film but you've already guessed that.
I know nothing (behave) about Daniel or the film bar what I've looked up on the net so this is pure tottiness and nothing else. Is it shallow to base opinions on just looks? Nahh, we do it all the time so let's look at this bit of totty and imagine all manner of things we could do with him. Play draughts, discuss the finer points of quantum tunnelling...him naked on your bed.
AFL nude and in speedos
Heath Black looks rather good in his Aussie Rules kit but better in just speedos (but then again that's only my opinion).
Australia has just launched this year's TV for those who really, really, really need a life or Big Brother.
One of the contestents is Ryan Fitzgerald an ex Sydney Swans player who has already started [nudity warning] walking around naked.
Ryan seems to be nice but dim.
Other examples of Aussie BB totty are Kane (not doughboy) and Wesley.
You can perve...watch it all here.
Lesser forums only have shirtless pics.
Heath Black looks rather good in his Aussie Rules kit but better in just speedos (but then again that's only my opinion).
Australia has just launched this year's TV for those who really, really, really need a life or Big Brother.
One of the contestents is Ryan Fitzgerald an ex Sydney Swans player who has already started [nudity warning] walking around naked.
Ryan seems to be nice but dim.
Other examples of Aussie BB totty are Kane (not doughboy) and Wesley.
You can perve...watch it all here.
Lesser forums only have shirtless pics.
Random totty
More of McFly and I capped it so that's why it's so bad.
Gareth Gates looking all rent boy.
Duncan James reacting at seeing me.
ALF totty Aaron Rogers.
Zach Braff ready for tonight.
Chris Parker aka Spencer Moon looking for a bra.
Robby Ginepri looking all hairy as usual.
More of McFly and I capped it so that's why it's so bad.
Gareth Gates looking all rent boy.
Duncan James reacting at seeing me.
ALF totty Aaron Rogers.
Zach Braff ready for tonight.
Chris Parker aka Spencer Moon looking for a bra.
Robby Ginepri looking all hairy as usual.
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Random precision or what's old totty cat
Remember Triple 8?
If you don't worry not many people will. They were a sort of Phixx pre clone that were even less successful if that's possible.
The only real difference is one of them David was a hairy beasty not your usual boyband shaved wonder.
Nathan West, Mr I was in Bring It On and not much more (of value) looks good shirtless but only that. He does try sometimes to look hard though.
Remember Triple 8?
If you don't worry not many people will. They were a sort of Phixx pre clone that were even less successful if that's possible.
The only real difference is one of them David was a hairy beasty not your usual boyband shaved wonder.
Nathan West, Mr I was in Bring It On and not much more (of value) looks good shirtless but only that. He does try sometimes to look hard though.
My morning in Oxford by Bill
Between the showers I hoped on a bus to the centre of Oxford but being me took the bus that goes the long way through Headington which was actually good as it meant I could stop of at Brookes and see a mate of mine who I will call Jack (which is not his name). Jack is Mr perpetual student and sadly very straight. What makes this hard is that under his studenty beard thingy he is actually rather cute and likes hugging people. So to cut a long story short...too late I know...I had coffee with him and went on the 'Brookes Bus' down into town.
Now the 'Brookes Bus' is the bus shockingly for Brookes students and always has some eye candy on board of both sexes. On the bus today was a black haired circa 6ft 2 cute chap who seemed to keep looking at me. On buses this happens, confined space, nosiness, etc so I paid little heed. When I got of at the top of the High, he did too, nothing odd there as it's the nearest stop to the shops.
I went into Boots to get a party pack of ibuprofen, he was in Boots. I went to the pay desk, he went to the one next to it. So what to do? Is this coincidence? Am I being stalked? Is he an undercover policeman following me? Am I over reacting? Should I say something?
I decided that if he followed me again I'd say something. So I decided that to make sure it wasn't some odd coincidence to walk over to the Westgate Centre. He's still following me. This is getting odd.
By this time he must know I have spotted him so why not come say hello? So I decided to stand in the middle of the main hall of the Westgate and wait. He walks in sees me standing there. I look at him, he looks at me. He bottles and walks back out of the doors.
I didn't follow.
So here I am left like someone with a murder mystery novel with the last pages torn out not knowing what all that was about. Being stalked is a rather odd experience, not really worrying (though I can see it being so if you are not tall like me and it's on a dark empty road) more puzzling. Most chaps in Oxford are used to being stalked by the Oxford High girls who make a sport of it and there the girls looking to marry an Oxford University student but this was...well oddly flattering.
So if you are tall, thin, with black hair wearing a beige jacket, blue jeans and were in Oxford stalking me around noon try actually talking to people not following them.
Anyhows I went off an consoled myself with a quick perve of hairy John (please oh please get rid of that tragic beard) upstairs in WHSmiths.
Between the showers I hoped on a bus to the centre of Oxford but being me took the bus that goes the long way through Headington which was actually good as it meant I could stop of at Brookes and see a mate of mine who I will call Jack (which is not his name). Jack is Mr perpetual student and sadly very straight. What makes this hard is that under his studenty beard thingy he is actually rather cute and likes hugging people. So to cut a long story short...too late I know...I had coffee with him and went on the 'Brookes Bus' down into town.
Now the 'Brookes Bus' is the bus shockingly for Brookes students and always has some eye candy on board of both sexes. On the bus today was a black haired circa 6ft 2 cute chap who seemed to keep looking at me. On buses this happens, confined space, nosiness, etc so I paid little heed. When I got of at the top of the High, he did too, nothing odd there as it's the nearest stop to the shops.
I went into Boots to get a party pack of ibuprofen, he was in Boots. I went to the pay desk, he went to the one next to it. So what to do? Is this coincidence? Am I being stalked? Is he an undercover policeman following me? Am I over reacting? Should I say something?
I decided that if he followed me again I'd say something. So I decided that to make sure it wasn't some odd coincidence to walk over to the Westgate Centre. He's still following me. This is getting odd.
By this time he must know I have spotted him so why not come say hello? So I decided to stand in the middle of the main hall of the Westgate and wait. He walks in sees me standing there. I look at him, he looks at me. He bottles and walks back out of the doors.
I didn't follow.
So here I am left like someone with a murder mystery novel with the last pages torn out not knowing what all that was about. Being stalked is a rather odd experience, not really worrying (though I can see it being so if you are not tall like me and it's on a dark empty road) more puzzling. Most chaps in Oxford are used to being stalked by the Oxford High girls who make a sport of it and there the girls looking to marry an Oxford University student but this was...well oddly flattering.
So if you are tall, thin, with black hair wearing a beige jacket, blue jeans and were in Oxford stalking me around noon try actually talking to people not following them.
Anyhows I went off an consoled myself with a quick perve of hairy John (please oh please get rid of that tragic beard) upstairs in WHSmiths.
Monday, May 03, 2004
Random totty of the day
Trent Croad with his shorts riding high.
Jared Padalecki attempting to look older by growing a beard. Sadly he just can't manage it.
Trent Croad with his shorts riding high.
Jared Padalecki attempting to look older by growing a beard. Sadly he just can't manage it.
Blond fluff
Chad Michael Murray or Chaddles as it saves me typing time to call him has [Dreamcap] made a career of looking cute, getting his kit off and in some cases going nude (sadly with basketballs covering his bits ).
Another bits of cute blondness are the wonderfully named Travis Van Winkle and AFL player with velcro hair Jarrad Brennon.
Chad Michael Murray or Chaddles as it saves me typing time to call him has [Dreamcap] made a career of looking cute, getting his kit off and in some cases going nude (sadly with basketballs covering his bits ).
Another bits of cute blondness are the wonderfully named Travis Van Winkle and AFL player with velcro hair Jarrad Brennon.
Linkage
The silly Furniture Porn, the pop culture wanders of Vita Obscura and the naked celebiness of Frontal Impact [normal nudity caveat].
The silly Furniture Porn, the pop culture wanders of Vita Obscura and the naked celebiness of Frontal Impact [normal nudity caveat].
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Lust of the Irish
James Lafferty stars in One Tree Hill an American teen 'the next Dawson's Creek' (as if one angst filled long words and literary reference fest wasn't bad enough) about two half brothers one with a wealthy father, the other a moody loner (oh what a completely novel plot) staring Chaddles (sometimes wearing only a basketball) and James Lafferty.
James can look a tad imperious and sullen and will show us his back.
Occasionally he shows off his body in public, telling Bill what he wants to be and then takes off his top and then does some odd pose (it kinda helps if you have the bow and arrow before you get into position (behave)).
James also plays in some charity basketball (how odd that a chap from a TV show about basketball players does that) called the Hollywood Knights. Here he is with (left) Andrew Walker and (right) Josh Henderson (last seen on the epic Leeches), with one of the Hall twins, with Dougie from McFly or really Thad Luckinbill and Josh Henderson again.
James Lafferty stars in One Tree Hill an American teen 'the next Dawson's Creek' (as if one angst filled long words and literary reference fest wasn't bad enough) about two half brothers one with a wealthy father, the other a moody loner (oh what a completely novel plot) staring Chaddles (sometimes wearing only a basketball) and James Lafferty.
James can look a tad imperious and sullen and will show us his back.
Occasionally he shows off his body in public, telling Bill what he wants to be and then takes off his top and then does some odd pose (it kinda helps if you have the bow and arrow before you get into position (behave)).
James also plays in some charity basketball (how odd that a chap from a TV show about basketball players does that) called the Hollywood Knights. Here he is with (left) Andrew Walker and (right) Josh Henderson (last seen on the epic Leeches), with one of the Hall twins, with Dougie from McFly or really Thad Luckinbill and Josh Henderson again.
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