Sunday, May 16, 2004

The principles of rambling nothingness

When do you know you are old?

When boybands look young? No they always look young and we are not just about talking dirty old men fodder like S Club embryos or Sam and Mark.

When soap stars look young? They have babies on soaps so that is about as logical as most things that come out of Michael Moore's mouth. Some like Joe Swash even look like they are carrying one.

When drug dealers look young? Well Will Straw always had his odd bug eyes and didn't always photograph well but could sometimes just look very cute.

When Eurovision 'singers' look young? Mr Iceland looks good in trunks umm that's all I can come up on that.

Spooky, very spooky in a Matthew MacFadyen way.


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