Odd drinks of the world

The barman brushes the dust off ages off Midori melon liqueur.

It may just be me but for a 'popular' drink I'd never heard of it.

Derek

Via Modelizer, DNA magazine and Dreamcaps comes Derek.

I know nothing else about Derek but he's modeling what so should be the next England strip (not the pun) so we should get behind Derek (there it is).

Random Totty of Today

Cristian 'can't keep his shirt' Ronaldo, having real difficulties keeping his shirt on.

An obstructed view of a shirtless Shane Filan of Westlife. Bloody women getting in the way again. *hides*

UCLA triathlete Karl Erikson looking silly.

Frank Lampard fixing his corset.

Random Totty of Today

Will Young with an odd attached comment.

Blue Peter corrupter in chief Simon Thomas' chest in close up.

Beckham's package.

[Last two from Rearendz]

Lord Byron

As Mrs G has visits from dead gay poets, I happened across some caps of Beau Brady and Kip Gamblin shirtless together, not once but twice.

I have already had comments to suggest that Kip and Beau had a few to many and you know whated each other and these are morning after pictures, and that from a youngster...

Sorry

I know I have odd tastes in men but I do not have pictures of many things. So here are some pictures I've had requests for:

a) The chap in the Walker's Squares advert.
b) The feet of Andrew Newton Lee of Hollyoaks and Shane Filan of Westlife.
c) Someone they think it's Christian in some black pants number in the opening credits of Hollyoaks.
d) Rory Cochrane of CSI Miami shirtless.
e) Ethan Embry shirtless but importantly with chest hair.
f) Anne Rice's son Christopher (whose a better writer than mother dearest) shirtless.
g) (this one I'd like too) Reynaldo Christian shirtless (OK more shirtless than this).

So if anyone can post a link to any of the above in the comments it will make some people happy.

The more ordinary ones that I do have will be posted as and when.

I do though have little Al (James Kristian) from As If which will go up soon.

Random Totty of Today (with added message)

a shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo starts us off with a shirtless Frank 'did ya collect em when you waz a boy' Lampard for Mrs G (see the benefits of commenting).

Then we have the shaggable Shane West, with some woman...with tragic sun glasses...yet she gets to feel up Shane...you can tell he's bored and not enjoying it...he's saving himself for Bill...

Twen2y 4 se7en

Even though I have had two nasty Emails about me calling their single 'Hide' total pants Bill still has a soft yet getting harder spot for English boyband Twen2y 4 se7en and Thom Evans in particular.

PS here is a picture of Andy shirtless. I was sent it but am assuming credit should go the the lass pictured.

Gifts

In the tradition of these things you give away Gmail accounts and then you get sent stuff.

Firstly our roving reporter Tony from somewhere on his world trip (tough life) sent a link to a site where I found the below:

Dimitri Deboel a not very shy bit of Belgian inline speed skater totty. Here's Dimitri with another skater Erik Schaper.

Kip Carpenter nude.

Judo totty Patrick van Kalken with and without shirt (well judo top).

Ron van Steen who I know nothing about.

Foot baller Mateja Kezman.

German swimming totty (more below) Steffen Driesen in 'the campest pose I've seen'(not Tony, but some American).

From a yahoo Group AFL player Shane Crawford coming out well sort of, maybe, perhaps. Shane the captain of the Hawthorn Hawks AFL team (and remember he's a sportsman so don't expect joined up speech) was asked by his ex (female ex) if he was gay and he continues the story 'I had to assure her that I wasn't but did say that it wasn't out of the question'. Shane apparently 'likes being nude and 'having a cuddle whether it's male or female' (I'm assuming that means the cuddlee not the actual cuddle).

From Telespy come Mike Weeks of Extreme(ly silly) Archaeology. Here's Mike in a cross between the Blair Witch Project and Big Brother...'I was the one who said that we were on a good TV show. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so cute!'.

Now some borrowings:

Baton's caps of the Cavegirl boys (plus ape) and another one of TJ Sorrell (yes he's in that pizza ad).

And here's some of Telespy's (well he does good caps).

Here's Ben Gerrard or horse as they call him...no idea why and now be afraid be very afraid (that's Alex 'spare tyre yard' Carter).

And finally Mike Emailed me the links to these pictures of Todd Thornton 1, 2, and 3 and it would be rude not to post them.

Gmail, gone

They've gone...in fact I gave away one more than I was going to...aren't I nice?

Swimming totty

Anthony Erwin is a retired US swimmer who might just be an example of Bill's odd tastes in totty, a bit 'of rough' (as others have claimed) or the rather suggestive photos of him and Pieter van Hoogstraten.

Triple totty

The Karshner Triplets, Craig, Nick and Ryan, do clothed(ish), shirtless cowboys, shirtless in a jeep and just plain shirtless.

Random Totty of Today

Stolen AOL Email buyer Sean Dunaway.

A way to get more people into rugby.

Passions' Justin Hartley gets a page about what Bill is going to do to him that night.

Justin again with Eric Martsolf and some woman.

Paul Walker pulling.

Mike Vogel kindly allowed me to film what we did last night, in and out, in and out.

Sergio Marone looking all Trojan, rent boy, gets wet, and wetter , and has a shower, models, then gets all cutesy and bedroom eyes with added tart.

Linkage 2

Part one of the links update, but it's still not too late to add things.

Random Totty of Today

Being called Fatone can mean fat one.

Mike Weeks of Extreme Archeology missed the footpath up the hill.

Kevin Sacre has come up to the top of the take your top off rota on Hollyoaks so must garden shirtless.

Sasha Artemev showing some interesting positions.

A free Gift

Want a Gmail account with 1 GB of Email storage?

Well Bill has three as of now unclaimed Gmail accounts on offer to the first three people who Email me for them.

Commenters get preference (and the chance to wind Mrs G up about Kip).

Dutch skating totty

The wonderfully named Cees Juffermans naked in black and white and in colour.

Random Totty of the Day

A gymnast called 'Kiraly'.

I never thought I would say this but here's a load of oiled up UCLA shirtless golfing totty.

An Australian runner in lycra who looks like Simon Thomas.

Stelios Havatsias who was the baby in that Athena poster of model holding baby.

Cute ex captured marine totty.

Linkage

I will over the next few days be updating the links section of this Blog so if you want your site added (or even deleted) please Email me.

I do not promise I'll add you but I'll Email you to tell you why not (which will probably be about content).

Pam and Tommy V2

If you are looking for the Jenna Lewis and Travis Wolfe (Greg like him) sex video here's a link to a Yahoo Group full of caps (622 caps in all).

If you think naively that this was film was not designed to go out on the net to get them publicity why does she do a talk to the camera bit? If two consenting adults want to make free porn for everyone so they can further their careers I'm not going to complain (and if Trent Croad and Kip Gamblin want to do the same I'll pay for the video cassettes).

It's very slow and the photos are corrupting either due to Yahoo or bandwidth. I suspect it will be closed shortly so catch it if you can.

PS this Blog doesn't show photos of actual sex so don't bother asking for me to post caps. It's my blog my rules (and posting porn causes webspace to close).

PPS More links at Reality Blurred.

Kerr

Kerr Smith (yes Mr I play gay all the frelling time) is in the epic of cinematography Cruel Intentions 3. It's a pants film but Kerr does get his kit off, which is nice. Kerr is straight or so he claims.

[Pics via fulano574]

Random Totty for Today

Simon Thomas having trouble riding oiled up men.

Bordie Holland's head seems to be shrinking.

It's hard to be a sex symbol and be called
Ashley Taylor Dawson

I'm so sorry

I let the Stanford Swimming Team out and they have been blocking roads. You can't get the quality of sex slaves you could in the past.

Bottle rockets

I might be off to the Tower but did anyone else notice how cute some of our troops stopped from conducting their lawful occasions by the evil Iranians are?

More

Ohhh Charlie

A rarity for you lot Charlie Simpson of Bushed showing some flesh. He must be the only boybander to stay clothed all the time (well there is Shane from Westlife).

Random Gymnastic Totty of the Day

Sascha Artemev being all formerly Russian and bendy.

One could imagine a foursome with Dan Gill, Steve McCain, and Sean Townsend...well I could.

Todd Thornton fills his kit well but Bill prefers him out of it.

[Pics mostly from here]

Brian

I've blogged on French skater Brian Joubert before but he's always been dressed in those PVC or lycra things figure skaters so like. Well we can get behind (sorry) him because he's got his kit off to pose shirtless and we get the prosaic on side of pool shot.

James Storey

James plays for Neath Ospreys RFC and is rather cute. He looks rather nice in and out of his kit.

Random totty of the day

Duncan James showing his rather large tit (no not Lee), yet to be seen in the UK Home and Awayer Chris Hemsworth with another cast member who I don't know the name of and for Emma, Twen2y4se7en members Andy and Thom all muscled and shirtless [Cheers Muchstronger].

I prefer Chiraz



Which villain are you?

Extreme totty

Channel 4's Time Team with attitude Extreme Archaeology which was on tonight featured a nice bit of totty Mike Weeks (not the greatest picture).

Tonight's Bridge over the River Wye (yes it is a bad pun) had Mike up on roads and being all fit action man so further episodes may be fun.

If anyone with a cap card wants to Email me caps to post of Mike then feel free.

Epistles

I've had a collective noun of Emails recently so sorry for not answering them yet.

On Emails if you don't want the contents of them hinted to here please say so as I tend to refer without names.

Oh and the chap who Emailed me calling me a 'zionazi' (contradiction in terms there matey) and ranted on about me supporting the 'zionazis' in Palestine, I think you have the wrong person. The poor Israeli who got an Email telling him how cute Twen2y 4 se7en are must be a trifle confused.

Do feel free to comment or Email because that is what they are for.

PS I got another 'you [sleep with] men' Email. Glad they've worked it out.

A whale not a boat

From T4 (no not the eugenics lot) we get 'rough trade' Anthony Crank in a swimming pool looking hairy and 'lovely legged'.

[Caps Baton]

In the US they have diving totty Jevon Tarantino who is cute and not related to the most overrated director since Mrs Johnson gave Timmy from 4e the camcorder to film the nativity play and he went all David Lynch.

[Caps DavidID]

And no relation to water (read the post titles why don't you) is Sean Townsend US gymnastic totty but I'm including him because I'm hoping he'll try walking around in speedos.

Random totty of the day

A reminder of the other Bloom, Sam ex of Allstars, Brfitish runner Tim Benjamin, Chaddles lookinh all hard (well kinda), some more of Joe S looking cutesome, and as Tottyland reader GeFrisbo points out Michael Klim seems rather happy to see Ian Thorpe (Ian seems to be shrinking) [Picture from Outsports].

Ryk Neethling

Ryk is a cute South African Swimmer [borrowed from]living in of all places Tuscon.

South African swimmers...see you get diversity of totty here.

The possibilities

Via Mrs G I found out that Kip Gamblin is offering to hire himself out for parties.

'Kip has performed throughout America, Asia, Europe and Australasia.'

But not yet in my bedroom.

Do you think he'd be up to walking around in a tight speedo and baby oil? The speedo being optional of course.

Random totty of today

Tobey Maguire showing why you should never use own brand washing powder.

Wayne Rooney looking for his brain.

One of the best bits of totty on Hollyoaks Matt Milburn (Joe Spencer) got his kit off on Hollyoaks (shock horror chaps with their kit off on Hollyoaks).

PS What happened to Andrew Newton Lee aka Robbie?

I wander through each charted street

I was in London last night and most of today. In the 'nice bit' of Euston which I suspect is the bit where the whore and rent boys don't have drug habits, at a friend's house...well flat.

I looked out the window as I had my coffee at all the poor sods walking to work from Euston Station. Why? We live in a technological age. People should be working from home. If you aren't working from home then you are silly. If I want to I can spend the whole day in my dressing gown (which admittedly does cause a few raised eyebrows in Somerfields), you commuting lot can't. When I finish work, the commute to my sofa is around 34 second, 76 if I go via the kitchen, not an hour on a hot smelly train. You may have guessed I've been there, done that, and nearly got a shotgun and taken out the coffee machine.

I'm not a big city type of chap. If I wanted to be crammed with a lot of people in a concrete world I'd apply for a job at York University. Also why do fat smelly men and women have to wear sleeveless tops and hold the things that hang down...no dangle...you know from a tube train's roof. Can't Red Ken send them Sure for Ape? But London's great I'm told and as if too sell the place to me I'm told I could get a coffee 24 hours a day in London. I can in Oxford, I go to my kitchen, switch on the kettle and you can guess the rest. But there's all the clubs to go to. Yes and a thing called money. Sadly my father did not leave me Dorset and bits of Somerset in his will (partly because he's still alive) and I'm not an 'It chap' who gets invited to inane parties full of the unearned wealthy (I lie have been to Magdalen College).

Talking about Oxford University Jack Ashdown-Hobbs (I am pondering why the value of his parents house is of any interest) has been doing his bit for Oxford...we do produce a better quality of thug here. Shame poor Jack has been hit by the ugly stick.

Enough about Bill's hatred of London.

Here's the Scheibelhut brothers Joe and Josh . Joe is an actor in indy arthouse films in the US and is cute in and out of clothes. Here's three more of young Joseph to keep you amused 1, 2, and 3.


Josh is a model apparently.

The horror, the horror

And the worse bit is he doesn't die.

Things happen

You've spent the night in bed together...well...exercising...five or six times and you have a video shoot the next day. Can you find your top from last night? OK you're sure you took it off him so you could rub baby oil on his chest. Is that it? Yes but it's...well...stained. No problem you can borrow his top...nobody will notice

I give you Kevin and Anthony of the boyband V. Must be a lot of red tops with white lines in Miami.

Random totty of today

John Terry again (hey it's my site), Collingwood AFL players Rhyce Shaw, Chris Tarrant, and Luke Shackleton, Australian runner Adam Miller modelling the Australian Olympic kit (ohh lycra), diving brothers Justin and Troy Dumais in a hottub, Thom from 24 7 rear view, and Tommy Rowlands.

Throwing totty

Judo player (if you play judo...it is a sport so play should work) Craig Fallon is going to the Olympics representing the UK and looks as good in as he does out of clothes and fills his shorts well too.

Ohh I like laptops

As I sit here in my garden (I really must mow the lawn (it's too frelling hot for doing it though)) I revel in the wonders of Dell laptops and wireless systems (with good encryption). I can now avoid doing some work in a new place..yeh.

But to be serious a bit here (and excuse the typos as I'm getting glare off the screen) I've had a few Emails asking for advice a gay matters.

Though it is very flattering that people think I know the answers to their issues, but I can only respond with my own idiosyncratic version of reality (I like Blue October and Blake which should tell you a lot). Though I will answer Emails I think group responses are better so go visit Fibre Optic or Dreamcaps who have forums where you can get the general wisdom of loads of people.

On another matter opposite (well two doors right of opposite) have builders in. There's three of them. Two are a massive let down but the third...well I've been trying to think of an excuse to walk past. The totty are frolicing in the University Parks too. Oh I love summer in a kid in front of a candy shop way.

Now all I have to do is work out how to afford to go to Australia this winter so I can do summer twice. Suggestions like not going to the pub so much, spending so much on toys (I needed that supersoaker, so much on techie toys (I was going to type adult toys but I know you lot) and generally enjoying myself will not be appreciated.

Did you know the murder rate in Brazil is so high it qualifies as a minor civil war according to the UN. Amazing what you pick up from the Sunday Times book section.

Random totty

Ron Wood's son Jesse, Ben Cohen and his package, swimmer Will Young or Erik Vendt, Stuart Mannering looking cute clothed and cuter unclothed, and Justin Dumais cute diving totty.

[Stuart pics from Tony]

Bad Company

If you have Film Four on Thursday 16 June they are showing at 2am En Malas Companias (thanks to Tony for the ident) which is 'story of defiance and independence as 16-year-old cruiser Guillermo finds a unique way to counteract a crackdown on homosexuality by a corrupt police force'.

You'll never see tutoring in the same way after watching it.

F*ck

Why is it so hard for people to get their own webspace and upload pictures onto it? You can find website after website and forum after forum giving advice on how to do it.

I ask because the usual result of this failing is that they nick bandwidth and yes that's happened here.

All pictures on my 'qudd11' account are not showing up and I am expecting the 'you've been a naughty boy' Email from the provider when business resumes on Monday. So it looks like everyone who visits here has lost out. I am though hoping that when bandwidth is exceeded they just close off things for 24 hours but that may not be the case. What really annoys me is that I uploaded a lot of pictures kindly sent to me by Tony our roving reporter and I probably have lost them.

This site relies heavily on the good will of free webspace providers so that you all get to see the pictures without having to pay a subscription to me or a forum provider. I do not do this to make money. That's not the ethos of this site. I do spend time on on the site and that time is limited. I can not afford the time to upload pictures onto new webspace every time someone can't be bothered to move a picture to their webspace.

So what can I do about this?

I can find out who is doing it, trace their IP address and complain to their ISP, I can contact the owners of forums and get them chucked off, and I can post on other forums bad mouthing them. I'm not going to but there are people who will happily do so.

What I have done is Emailed asking the owner of one board where this is happening to delete the posts in question.

If this keeps happening I will have to close this blog as it is a tad pointless to have one like this one with no working pictures.

So please do not link directly to a picture on this blog.

If you want to share a picture you can sign on to free webspace like Netscape or Tripod.co.uk (not .com) and post as many pictures as you like on Dreamcaps, FM, Campfire, Horseys or elsewhere.

Just remember a lot of things on the web only exist because people take the effort to set them up and run them so don't abuse that.

PS What really p*sses me off is that this spoils my inner glow that the BNP, Respect and New Labour did badly in the elections.

Random totty

Anthony Michael Hall, Corey Servier, Jay K Johnson and an unknown AFL player (I think it's Trent Croad).

[Jay K Johnson and Corey Servier Dreamcaps]

Sporting tummies

David Beckham showing his tummy (and getting into position), and John Terry showing his too.

The homoerotica of Blue Peter

Matt Baker likes wearing only a loincloth doing odd things with fat men.

Simon Thomas has strange Nazi fantasies

And both Matt and Simon also seem to have a fantasy involving the England rugby strip and getting out of it quickly.

Election night totty

While you watch Peter Snow with his swingometer here's some totty to keep you company.

John Terry may have a problem with his leg but not his nipples.

NB

Anyone who votes BNP is a racist or stupid enough to be fooled by their lies (or both).

Not that I think readers of this blog are the type who would vote BNP (or UKIP or Respect).

Daniel Newman

Daniel was in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Dracula and nude in a shower which is good.

Greenbelt of infinity

Before I pop up to Lancaster to fill in my 67 postal votes I put on Hollyoaks which for the flimiest of reasons got Guy Burnett's shirt off so we get a good eyeful in midst of the oh so drawn out Dan/Ellie/Toby storyline, and then found a picture of Bruno Langley looking happy (and shirtless).

I have no idea who Vince Rimoldi is but he's rather cutesome and was in Camp (or so I'm told)

Random totty

As I ponder why Victorian buildings are so pants at staying cool in summer (while Georgian ones are) here's today's totty which I will do in an evil way just to keep our quasi resident journo happy.

I've tied up Adam Brody and Chris Carmack (and two unknowns) and forced them to watch Pammie Anderson frolic in front of them. If you can think of a better way to remove any straight urge they may have in their bodies then do tell.

Marcel Granollers and Pujol Pablo Andujar like hitting balls hard and playing on grass.

David Leon was/is on Cutting It which I've never watched so is probably pants.

And the winner of the look like Ashley Taylor Dawson competing is AFLer Ben Hayes who went from this to this.

Pointless fact of the day

Transit of Venus time tommorrow.

Spencer Moon

For all of you that form the wave of people searching for 'Chris Parker shirtless' (or 'nude') here's the annoying twerp sorry great actor shirtless here and here.

Odd

Highlights from Busted's Air Hostess (ohhh Charlie ohhh)

'I messed my pants
When we flew over France'

Umm yes well...OK we know Matt likes beer but messing pants...

'You can't because you're working
The paparazzi's lurking
You didn't know I'm in a band
In England people know me
One photo's worth a hundred grand'

A hundred thousand pounds? Possibly in that world behind your wardrobe with Michael Barrymore...sorry the Snow Queen (think about it) but not here on planet Earth were you are at best C list celebs (A list globally known, B well known in a country and C reasonably well known in a country). Now if they were pictures of Charlie (oooh Charlie ohhh) on his back legs wide taking in like a man (sorry I'm in a crude mood) then maybe.

Twen2y4se7en (Part 2)

I have received an Email (yes it shocked me too as I get so few...HINT) asking if I was referring to the same Twen2y4se7en whose song Hide was playing on an MTV clone on Sky. If it was the song was pants (removed rude word - ed).

Yes it is the same Twen2y4se7en (how many bands with such a tragic name would there be?) and yes the song is pants, but it is so amazingly pants it's brilliant.

But that's not what you are here for is it?

Niall, Andy, Thom and Radon (left) may all be rugger playing ex public school boys who 'play' instruments (behave) and thus think they can be a boyband but give them a chance and I'm sure they'll get their kit off again (and TV's have a mute button).

So why am I plugging them like this? Well Bill is having one of his monthly obsessions about Niall (who seems to have Ashley Taylor Dawson's chest hair on his head).

Oddly my obsessions tend to be members of failing boybands. See Natural in the charts? Well like wearing a red top on Star Trek, Bill obsessing over a member of a boyband causes that blob of sparkly light or that green gas to attack them. With Natural my obsession was Michael Johnson who (as these things often go) reminded me of someone in real life and looked bloody good sans shirt.

Oddly I think all three of O Zone are ugly so they'll probably do well even though their song makes Aqua's Barbie Girl sound like Chopin.

Here's a verse in English:

'Hello,hi, it is me, an outlaw
and please, my love accept happines

Hello, hello, it is me Picasso
I gave you a call, and I am touch
but I want you to know
I ask nothing from you'.

OMG

On your hols?

Well a hotel in Miami has employed a cute bit of fluff called Michael Sheehan to rub sun tan cream all over their guests bodies while wearing tight shorts.

All I need now is Will Young in appropriate attire and the orgy can begin.

Random Totty of the Day

Actors Jeff Hephner and Trevor Blumas, and gymnast Ralph Rosso.

Here's a link to a rather odd site that alleges that Trevor Blumas and Hayden Christensen are/were shagging. I'm thinking scary stalker but that's just me.

Stupid racists


The idiots in the BNP are claiming 'in the North East of England, a well respected but dissident Labour source has revealed to the BNP that the Labour Party is now genuinely worried that the BNP could win the 4th seat and secure Dr. Alan Paterson, the BNP Lead Candidate a seat in the Brussels Chamber' sadly the North East of England only has three seats.

To our non British readers the BNP is a minor fascist party that gets a lot more publicity than it deserves.

Wouldn't even think of doing that

If you were to press here you would get to a site showing nude pictures of Lane and Kyle Carlson which would be very naughty and probably illegal in New Jersey.

[link via Mobelizer]

Something in the water

Repeat after me 'Bill is a sex god and I will comment on his blog.'

Bendy

As you may have noticed I have a thing for certain people and classes of people. Aussie Rules players, boybands, soap 'stars' and feature a lot here, as gymnasts did until recently.

To make up for lost flesh here is Blaine Wilson all fleshed up, Jason Gatson if square people are your thing, and Sasha Arematov (sp) to cover the US and Craig Pellow to look cute for the UK.

On the Inside Gymnastics site they have a video of Todd Thornton and Sean Townsend practicing together which I've capped for you. It starts with what could be confused with a porn video caption (not that I know what porn videos start like). Todd and Sean are unrelated but kind of adopted brothers, so threesome fantasies aren't that naughty.

What's in a name

Over rated directors want to kill me (twice) and now I find that Todd on Corrie's dead kid was called Billy.

Not only has Corrie created a storyline in which someone coming out alienates him from all the people he knows, causes his brother to think he's sick (and think he suddenly is into incest), but it also causes his girlfriend to miscarry.

I'm really sorry but we can't promise such carnage if any reader comes out but if you give me a few days notice I'll book the twisters and asteroid strikes.

What we can promise is more second rate stories and acting now Bradley 'I'll host anything' Walsh is 'acting' on Corrie.

Give nudity a chance

Hollyoaks had it's monthly get a male cast member to get his kit off for the most flimsy reason day today.

Today's victim was Ben Gerrard who plays the anal Cameron Clark who got naked because he'd always wanted to be naked in a public building (one assumes he doesn't shower at school, in hotels, hospitals or in the shower department of Alders. We nearly got to see a lot for 6:30pm, but not quite but Norman still got a perve.

I'm behind this.

With the sound off

There is one reason to watch (well the summary shows) of Big Brother 5 (never has such a naff idea gone so far), Stuart the vain.

Yes he did set up a gang called Team Handsome (which for half of the 'team' was a Lib Dem of a lie) , does think getting 4 A's at A Level makes him clever ((bless...what do you think they have stars four) and when I got my three A levels were hard...no texts in exams...I had to bloody memorise Chaucer...the youth of today) but he's cute and he could have a hair cut.

He could be a mole.

Twen2y4se7en (Part 1)

To celebrate the release of their epic single 'Hide' Bill has decided to post some caps from Twen2y4se7en's promo for the single. The oh so vicious rumours I'm doing it because if features lots of shirtless totty and a few bottom shots is totally unfair and I may sue...me be interested in the bottoms of cute chaps...never...

The promo starts with our hero strolling into a gym and being blinded by a light and look all blond and confused. Then our heros suddenly feel the need to exercise (well they are in a gym) which allows a few seconds of hot male flesh pumping things. They get all hot and sweaty and need a shower...

...starting with their chests, then their backs, then lower, and then lower from another angle...

Sadly but not totally they then frolic after their shower which allows some six pac spotting followed by a long, long, long shot of all four of them looking clean and buff.

Sadly their song is generic boyband dross, but so are V, Phixx, D Side...

Random totty of today

Chris Evans (not that one) looking butch

Fremantle's Greg Edgcumbe

This blog's pet colonial running totty Tyler Campbell, Mike Dickson, Adam Vogt, and Chris Lukezic (and they're actually running here)

Pointless fact of today

Ugol's Law is as follows 'If you ever ask 'am I the only one who ?' the answer is invariably 'no'.'