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Twen2y4se7en (Part 2)

I have received an Email (yes it shocked me too as I get so few...HINT) asking if I was referring to the same Twen2y4se7en whose song Hide was playing on an MTV clone on Sky. If it was the song was pants (removed rude word - ed).

Yes it is the same Twen2y4se7en (how many bands with such a tragic name would there be?) and yes the song is pants, but it is so amazingly pants it's brilliant.

But that's not what you are here for is it?

Niall, Andy, Thom and Radon (left) may all be rugger playing ex public school boys who 'play' instruments (behave) and thus think they can be a boyband but give them a chance and I'm sure they'll get their kit off again (and TV's have a mute button).

So why am I plugging them like this? Well Bill is having one of his monthly obsessions about Niall (who seems to have Ashley Taylor Dawson's chest hair on his head).

Oddly my obsessions tend to be members of failing boybands. See Natural in the charts? Well like wearing a red top on Star Trek, Bill obsessing over a member of a boyband causes that blob of sparkly light or that green gas to attack them. With Natural my obsession was Michael Johnson who (as these things often go) reminded me of someone in real life and looked bloody good sans shirt.

Oddly I think all three of O Zone are ugly so they'll probably do well even though their song makes Aqua's Barbie Girl sound like Chopin.

Here's a verse in English:

'Hello,hi, it is me, an outlaw
and please, my love accept happines

Hello, hello, it is me Picasso
I gave you a call, and I am touch
but I want you to know
I ask nothing from you'.

OMG