Linkage

A US TV show with a lot of cute chaps set in an educational environment staring Charlie Hunnam. Young Americans.

A US TV show with a lot of cute chaps set in an educational environment staring Charlie Hunnam. Undeclared.

See a pattern? OK one that does not involve posting, loads, and loads, and loads, and loads, of shirtless pictures, that's shirtless pictures, of Charlie.

Do you care?

Anyway here's Timm Sharp who Bill thinks is also cute.

Two, four, six, eight, who knew squaddies could count

A new excuse. Well I was carrying my banana in its case and I...umm...slipped. Well I was filming a Brylcreem ad.

College gymnasts Graham Ackerman practicing, for what I leave up to you, and Blaine Wilson shirtless in leather pants.

Cute fluff in the form of ex T4er Marc Crumpton and was in an episode of the the OC Brett Harrison.

Via Boi who doesn't answer his Emails from Troy comes an interesting caption opportunity.

AFLer (that's Australian Footballer for those from our North American colonies) Cameron Bruce shirtless and in flimsy shorts.

Do Welsh Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

It's amazing what you can get at Target.

I am having difficulty finding a good review of Alexander (the Oliver Stone version, not the better (and cheaper) one with that chap from Island at War, the blond one...yes it would have probably been quicker to look his name up on IMDB...Sam Heughan...happy now?) probably because it Hollywoods a plot where the 'villain' was a much better person than the 'hero'. Spongebob is beating it at the box office and Bob isn't having his sexuality hidden.

OK I hear the webspace is working when it wants to and not when you want it to. The answer to this is either new free webspace or new paid for webspace. I have had some kind offers to pay for the webspace but it's not really fair to let the hundreds of other users each day leech of them. I added the adverts from Google hoping it would generate an income enough to pay for webspace but only five people (out of circa a thousand) bother to click on them each day.

So what to do?

I'm going to try some other webspaces and mix them in with Netscape to see if they work better. Any suggestions of free webspace that allows linking would be appreciated.

Now the totty.

Brian J Smith was in a film and looks cute. It does help to give slightly more details is you send people pictures, but I still found him.

Gymnasts running around shirtless, more running and practicing for the night.

US swimmer Nick Brunelli.

MTVer, wrestler and egotist Mike Mizanin shirtless.

Final Destination 2's David Paetkau shirtless in his character's kitchen before Death comes a'knocking. If he'd cooked with a shirt on it might have been safer. [Extra images on other webspace 1,2,3,4, and 5]

Time Team's Jim Mower who I like so you can all go and watch Alexander.

The BBC's Dick and Dick, no Dom shirtless in swimming trunks being annoying and acting like they are twelve when they're really probably 25.

Oxymoron: the best of Blue

Being the channel surfer I am Sky is fun and occasionally you happen upon some interesting stuff like the moving but troubling Bang, Bang, You're Dead and Discovery Channel's Roland Osborne, martial artist who prances around in a sensai way.

If you like that sort of thing here's McFly's Tom.

Hang Time (whatever that is)'s David Hanson.

Australian cricketer Brett Lee who ironically has his own clothing line yet seems to get shirtless a lot and wear only speedos.

Finally two bits of blond fluff rugby boys Wayne Godwin (not wearing appropriate kit) and Nick Youngquest.

A very clever and witty title

To test a new webspace provider here's Ben Gerrard shirtless on Hollyoaks, speciously he was showering midday for no apparent reason.

A shirtless and hairy polysport Jeremy Bloom.

Austrian racing driver Christian Klein, sadly very clothed.

US gymnast Todd Thornton and his large breasts.

Dutch sporting brothers Dominique and Gregoor van Dijk naked.

'Captain we're being probed'

'Last Saturday the boys from Twen2y 4 Se7en took lucky prize winner Holly and her friend Anna on a date at BolwPlex in Oxford. They all enjoyed a game of bowling (won by Guy hands down) followed by a meal at their in-house restaurant. A great time was had by all'

I must have missed the crowds of fans.

Not a moment too soon the liar. And he's getting rid of the Black Watch too.

Why red shorts show more than black [via Kenton].

Ex Hollyoaker Stefan Booth, shirtless and hairy.

Models Tyler Denk and Domri von Linten.

I do love the filenames of pictures I get sent, like this one of T4's Steve Jones admiring a crack.

Quantum Patterning

Oddly unattractive, yet worth $315.

Anyone spot a pattern below?

Battlestar Galactica's (the new one) Tahmoh Penikett, shirtless.

The 4400's Patrick Flueger, shirtless.

Ex AFLer Luke Speers, shirtless.

His cuteness Steve Sandvoss, shirtless.

Professional party guest Lincoln Pilcher, shirtless.

College gymnast Justin Spring, shirtless.

David Rich, shirtless, well trouserless.

random fitness models one and two [Via Wet Dreaming].

My other planet has a ring system

A younger version of Manhunt's homophobic gay stripper Hunter Daniel. From another hunter (tenuous link alert) comes Landy Cannon from the Relic Hunter episode 'The Reel Thing' who played an actor in some Indiana Jones clone film in which he was advised to take his shirt off and get sweaty. Sounds like a good plan. Sadly this is as far as this scene went. The advice on shirts and not wearing them seems to have been taken up on Australian Big Brother where the blond fluff Kaneand Wesley.

Model Brad Kroenig has a surfboard to cover his nakedness and yet fails dismally.

AFLers of today, but now with loose shorts Karl Norman and Andrew Walker. Also in Australia do you remember when Neighbours had good totty like Stephen Hunt?

The new beau of Mrs G, Jonas Armstrong. Can't see the attraction myself.

Sean Faris looking very cute.

Finally if you are in the UK, on Channel 4 tomorrow is 'Presque Rien'. Enjoy.

Picture, little Commentary

AFLers Tim Walsh.

It's odd how good people can look from the mouth down but not the mouth up or what a difference time can make if you are Jonathan Dutton.

Rufus Wainwright shirtless.

A rippled and shirtless Blaine Wilson.

Shirtless Westlifers Kian Egan and Nicky Bryne.

Manhunt mole/spy/attempt to make the show interesting Kevin Peake shirtless and in speedos.

Peter Facinelli shirtless.

Quills actors Daniel Ainsleigh and Toby Sawyer roll around in the hay together with some woman in what one can only assume is some sort of cultural thing that the UN would sponsor.

Vote for me

Thanks to the person who nominated me for 'Best LGBT Blog', so like the Boi from Troy might I suggest other categories.

All those AFLers so Best Sports Blog, I live in the UK so Best UK Blog, we have photos so Best Photo Blog or any other category you like, but they don't have Best Blog I only visit to look at pictures on and never comment, sorry.

Collective Noun of Naked Rugby Players

Frederic Deltour naked and again naked, but it doesn't stop, naked chaps frolicing, Romain Bellion is doing it too, as is Alexis Driollet, guy needing his towel removed, Lionel Gautherie naked, Julian Hans, showing his behind, naked guys frolicing, frolicing with Gregory Mahe and lying down naked with him.

A Big One

I had the, what I thought would be, massive misfortune of channel surfing onto a Cheeky Girls song. As the sky started to darken and rivers ran with blood I noticed this 'song' was called 'Boys and Girls' and featured Andrew Newton Lee who was for a time on Hollyoaks. In between prancing on a stage 'singing' in the Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady style Andrew and some extras dressed only in swimming trunks (one who looks a tad like Alistair Appleton and another who looks oddly familiar) frolic in a pool and finally in a gay music lovers fantasy dunks the Cheeky Girls, holding their heads under water and after holding them under for a bit they turn into chaps.

I must warn you this is a truly dreadful song so mute the sound.

Dan Corsi shirtless with a half naked women, oh how horrific for him.

College basketballer David Lee has a certain something and has worked out how to sit with shorts on the angry boy.

US in Germany boybander John Sutherland showing of some hair and not on his head.

When your boyband frolics are not going so well it is often necessary to resort to getting shirtless and that is just what boyband Natural is doing. Bill's favourite Michael Johnson isn't that shy, seems to be getting his kit off more.

New AFLER Jesse Smith does a photoshoot in which he frolics in the pool and never gets his shirt on, though he does use a towel. The number of pictures of him on Getty Images shirtless with water dripping off his body are even more than I'm showing here. An interested photographer?

For no obvious reason I quite like English rugby player Matt Dawson and when I saw Matt and Ben Kay doing this I took a double take. Positioning is wrong sadly.

James Franco tied to a bed and ball gagged. You leave totty lying around and people go and write on them.

New Lands and New Civilisations

On the web people make up countries and everything that goes with them leaving me to ponder their lack of lives. You could alter some Eighteenth Century bit of paper and get a new president.

In the more of section we have Manchester Uni boy Dominic Willcock who we hope will, and Alex Despatie and his bulge.

In the 'I paid for a professional photographer and got these section' is Mike the Miz aka Mike Mizanin seems to sleep in reed beds.

Old QAF US moment to be viewed while Busted's 'What I go to school for' is playing.

Razorlight's Johnny Borrell shirtless.

Ian Somerhalder shirtless on Lost [Via I think David]

Boooo

Random cute guys tonight and all from Face the Jury which has nothing to do with Scott Peterson at all (how will we know there is no real news when the media has lost the Peterson trial to fill the void?).

They picked these names not me so here is,

The active kinetic_nrg (his page)

The modest PerfectBrian (his page) and Cuteguy2003 (his page).

The cap happy kAyLoN (his page)

The sounds odd PopLockinPat (his page)

And finally my favourite Duckworth (his page).

I also like Jeremy and Phillie.

Adelaide Crows players Brent Reilly, Tyson Stenglein, and Luke Jericho.

One Tree Hill's Bryan Greenberg in and out and in (with Chaddles) and out and out again of his basketball kit [from here].

Caption time.

Calendar Boys

With that title you can guess where all the below totty comes from (and no shouting Peru to try and be clever).

From Manchester University we have arbitrarily rated by Bill,

6 and 7:

Henry Monsell
Travis Jay
Matt Hood
Matt Irwin
Pete Candler
Pete Beardmore

8 and 9:

Steve Burton
Jack Barnett
George Machin
Tony Mansour

10:

Dominic Willcock

And from Portsmouth Cathedral choir (the older members this isn't FM) we have these three:

Splashy
Sprawled Outy
Bill wants to be sinful with(y)

Do feel free to buy the Portsmouth one because it's for charity. Oh go on.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.


We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.


Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Wobble

Quality US education.

If you work in the Tescos in Amersham and look a bit like Corbin Allred please keep wearing those tight trousers.

South American model (or maybe he just likes taking his top off) Rodrigo Calazans wearing small pants, in two colours.

Someone help basketballer Josh Sankes read.

Footballer Tamir Cohen about to get handy.

Flying bulge.

Rufus Wainwright with the mother of all quiffs.

You Raised Me Up

'Colonel, is anything worn under the kilt?'
'No, Ma'am everything's as good as new!'

'If that report isn't in by 5 I'll spank you'

Type in the words you want to search and we'll charge you hundreds of pounds, crash your computer and come up with the wrong answer.

If only this were true about V, I would read more into what Anthony and Kevin are doing rather than the word stupid coming to mind.

As requested an excited shirtless Canadian gymnast Branden McNeill. Not my type but each to their own brand of baby oil. I can't really comment as I find Jason Mraz cute. I don't understand why these two off the Bill are classed as cute either but see the pun potential.

Tom Welling shirtless (well kind of) and not from Smallville.

Ohhhh Harry Judd, like JC and Kevin Richardson giving me a reason to watch derivative pop videos.

From New Zealand come rugby totty Dan Carter and 'actor' Jay Bunyan.

Quicker than a Michael Moore DVD went in the Bargain Bin on November 3

Last year's Big Brother US 'star' Nathan Marlow isn't apparently a great fan of men liking men so let's really annoy him by imaging him in naughty positions. Nathan is of course not trying in any way to look attractive to other men and is shirtless for...ummm...some reason...Tyler Chase Harper likes it?

Matthew Albrecht was/is a Canadian gymnast. I don't know much more than that so here's some more pictures.

Smallville and Jamie (whatever that is, yes I know it's a name) star Micah Alberti (no that's not a paint colour) going as shirtless as I can find.

DWI boy in odd speedo underwater action.

All because Bill likes blond totty, here is Telespy's caps of Hollyoaks' Dan Cryer again but now in only a towel.

Sad Sixteen

If Tyler Chase Harper of San Diego thinks freedom of speech lets him wear a T shirt saying 'Homosexuality is shameful', I want to say Tyler get laid, please. Oh and I would be more ashamed to a 16 be a prat who sues schools that don't let him be a bigot than sleep with men. Actually Tyler it's fun, you should try it. Of course I can't see many people of either sex finding a bigot that attractive...

Bill recommends (and has just finished reading) Scar by China Mieville, and Night's Dawn Trilogy by Peter F Hamilton.

Big Brother US's Drew Daniel does lots of things shirtless.

Go have a look at Twen2y4se7en's 'big news' which is as Muchy said that Thom 'the reason for watching their videos Evans has left and been replaced with a Guy Morgan who likes 'Chicken (any type)'...off to Famous Males you go. What makes this even funnier in a schadenfreude (if that's how you spell it) way is how badly they've Stalinist airbrushed him onto the site.

If you know of any other naff boybands I haven't taken the p*ss...promoted do tell me.

When I left Dan Corsi ready for tonight little did I suspect some woman would play with him. Another example of the shirtless totty tied up meme that is so common at present is Tom Welling on Smallville. For someone who can bend steel Clark does get tied up a lot.

Will Estes shower seems to use baby oil instead of water.

From Art comes Brandy boy Remy Martin who goes for the one size too small top thing. On tight clothing here's triathlete (if that's the right word) Craig Mottram in absolutely nothing to the imagination outfits they wear.

Chris Evans shirtless, again.

A swimming orgy of DWI Phelps, Aaron Persil (as if that joke hasn't been done hundreds of times before) and Markus Rogan.

Finally someone has capped James O'Shea shirtless [Zany's caps].

'There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences'

See if you know, can work out or Google this quote. Congrats to the two people who got the last one (which was William Blake) and the one who got 'Run mad with too much Happiness'.

'Kerry won, no really he did and I'll make up a very convoluted reason why he didn't really but all you Lefties like being lied to so who cares?'

Read a book, get oral sex...the library is that way.

After destroying pensions, paying doctors to prescribe the cheapest drugs possible and generally acting like a South American dictatorship we have another New Labour success.

MTV Undressed totty Elias Saikaly seems to sit around shirtless a great deal. Another case of unimaginative photographer disease?

Republiek van Suid-Afrika's Schalk Burger who is blond so obviously of not attraction to me at all.

Kyle Lowder helps Bryan Dattilo play with his pole.

Via his Telespyness comes Dan Cryer who has replaced Kristian by looking almost the same and wearing almost the same shorts.

The Phixx boys now they have ditched the ugly one will soon probably be getting shirtless and covering some songs (badly). Phixx aren't that bad and Chris and Andrew have that less obvious tottiness than the other two.

The Pop Poll was won by Mark of V closely followed by Thom of Twen2y 4 Se7en (see my promotion works) and in last place came Ben Jelen (no taste you lot).

Want another poll or has the idea died faster than an aged terrorist?

'Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained'

On this day the Hungarian Revolution of 1956 was put down by Soviet tanks, The University of Washington opened in Seattle in 1861 and Karate Kid Ralph Macchio is 43 (no I didn't think he was that old either

A late Halloween scare Democrats.

I have odd tastes (OK you have worked that out already) so I rate Chris Graebe (over Danny Roberts (who is very cute, but too commercial)) as MTV reality game thingies uber totty. As most of these pictures are shirtless you can make your own mind up.

A shirtless sweaty Eric Balfour and Charlie Simpson (yes he's actually wearing a T shirt but the picture fits in here).

It's nice to be sent pictures as it saves me time. Three of you sent me a massive picture of a shirtless Chris Evans (not that one) which you'd found on Dreamcaps [credit to the original poster there]. I've resized it which apparently 'means you can't see his hairy back' (shoulders actually). Tragic isn't it?

Via Bent (link below a few posts) come today's random cute guy called Nick borrowed from his Face the Jury page, and yes Nick you are cute but you take the top off before you hang it on a peg.

Music poll will close tomorrow so vote quickly...no long queues I promise.

Run mad with too much Happiness

I won't ask you were that quote comes from as it's a lot harder (innuendo away).

At the time of the Boston Tea Party, you know where they forgot to warm the harbour, the price of tea in the American Colonies was very low, lower than in Britain, and the partiers were in fact tea smugglers not people annoyed at high taxation.

Myths come Boston a lot don't they?

Good news for the Guardian, Bush won Clark Country, Ohio.

The fifteen candidates Daily Kos backed and funded lost. Couldn't of happened to a nicer person.

The post-election peace pledge

I promise to... Support the President, even if I didn't vote for him..... Criticize the President, even if I did vote for him..... Uphold standards of civilized discourse in blogs and in media while pushing both to be better.... Unite as a nation, putting country over party, as we work together to make America better.

Sounds a good idea to me, anyway on with the totty...

Model Justin Sietz, gets nude and dirty (no not that way). 'Hey Justin we'll wipe some motor oil over you to make you look sexy' 'Sexy to who?' 'Ummm...'

I'm a model so I only use one name like the Queen, thinks Chase, we wonder if you have nicked Charlie Simpson's eyebrows.

Ryan Thomas and Danny Young from Corrie are asked to give a visual clue to what they would be doing back at the hotel. Hopscotch?

Alix Popham is blond and plays rugby.

'Hey Chris can I take a photo of your fake bulge?' [via Kenton]

Is it me or does Andrew the junior part of Lawrence Bros inc look odd? Well here's him shirtless for you to decide with, on or whatever word should go there.

Clarence Fuller is blond and a model.

Tennis totty Feliciano Lopez is pictured here shirtless on the beach, leaning on a railing twice. How inventive these photographers are, may be they can do some exit polls. Another example of photographer naffus and cute totty are these of model David Fox who does naked with hands covering bits, show off pits and model with random bit of industrial equipment.

And finally as requested Will Kemp from the Gap ads. Another cute dancer turned actor who is married.

Dewey Wins

God I hate elections, and even moore partisan 'end of the world if X wins' ones. All of it is so silly. It's not as if it's a choice between a cute kitten and Adolf Hitler, Kerry and Bush agree on almost everything including gay marriage.

Here's a poll of 'I voted for...' emails I've had today.

6 Bush or more truthfully 4 Bush and 1 'Mrs Kerry as first lady, no, no, no' and 1 'I made a mistake'. One suggests it won't be a disaster if Kerry wins because Mrs Kerry is such wonderful p*ss take material.

11 Kerry which if they are being honest is at least 7 'anyone but Bushers'.

1 Nader. There's always one.

Other predictions, the BBC are hiniting Kerry's won, the Drudge report is all over the place, and 'sources in the DNC' are saying that Kerry's lost, but near enough to get in the lawyers. Fun isn't it? My advice go out, find abar with the TV off, party and come back when the results are known.

If Kerry wins can someone arrange an island for Michael Moore to live in where Bush is always President just to really p*ss him off?

If you really have no life or believe the hype you can check the results here, and yes I do still think Bush will win. I do also see why to news junkies it's so addictive.

Off election forever now.

I've had a few requests for Scott Peterson. Nothing like a double murder trial summing up to trigger your urges. My response, possibly if he's found not guilty. Like with Scott Bairstow (sp) I find murder and sleeping with children a turn off.

Like a lost winning lottery ticket a lot of people are claiming credit for this picture of Michael Phelps barely wearing a speedo in the rain. Here's a Carlson Twin (yes I probably could work out which but won't) in equally small shorts. I do know there caps of a shirtless Jesse Metcalfe are Telepsy's.

Here's a look at the new England rugby talent (well new to me), James Forrester, Harry Ellis twice, and Louis Deacon.

More from the AnF Jeremy Bloom photo shoot. I didn't at first see what people saw in him but now I do, and it's not boot removing technique.

Finally the Ham Twins join in in a mass fall over (Ok mass is a bit over of an exaggeration), one celebrates and the other after meeting Karl Rove.

A plague on both their houses

If you think the choice between Bush and Kerry is like picking between bubonic plague or small pox don't worry they are going to do exactly the same thing as they are doing now.

Clytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

A holiday at your own expense in Slough for anyone who can tell me where that quote comes from.

I've just finished reading 'Star of the Sea' by Joseph O'Connor, and rereading 'Good Omens' by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman both of which are well worth a read. You could buy them through the Amazon link (left somewhere) or purposably not do so to be all rebellious.

'Did you know Kevin from V is shagging X'? No and probably neither does the chap who Emailed me about it. It's called gossip and probably wrong. Interestingly a bit of gossip going around here is that Jake Gyllenhaal when out trying to get votes for Kerry (Jake I'll vote Kerry if you gave me half an hour of your time, and bring the baby oil) was asked to have his picture taken with a male student and did so. The student was later asked if he was a Kerry supporter and replied no but he thought Jake was cute. Probably a urban legend though but makes a better story than most of crap spewed in the election (on both sides).

Sissor Sister's Jake Shears as a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania and looking like Tim Curry when he didn't waste his talents on really naff films. I should point out that 'Clue' is one of my favourite films. Sad? Probably.

Naked rugby player are not exactly a rarity, but Loic Jacquet is a little like Josh Hartnett, you can see Gregory Mahe's...hand and Remy Martin is blond not just brandy.

Porn star and 'actor' Noah Frank from a DeCouteau epic so of course he's shirtless [via Lost in the Attic] in it.

Pete 'the poet' Maneos is a....poet.

Tony's section:

Random Cute Guy.

Michael Pitt and some French bloke in a bath, and with a female, and again.

See a nice chap who sends me pictures to share...behave.

And finally from me Rupert Penry Jones looks at me. Is it me (probably) but hasn't Spooks got rather naff and Guardian on us?

Our American Cousins

Here is to a safe, and fair election and a clear victory for whoever wins.

Look here to find your polling place.

Housekeeping

A few thrilling things to bring to your attention.

The webspace and its annoying habit of taking multiple reloads to work: I use free webspace on this site so it costs neither you or me anything. Netscape until recently was reliable and I'm hoping it returns that way. I am though going to try other webspace providers. Suggestions are welcome.

Age: Whatever the legal limit is where you are the limit here in Oxford is 16. I will not knowingly post pictures of anyone under that age and yes I now other sites do but that's up to them and their souls. I know I've said this before but people 'forget'.

Comments: If you don't like what I put up here (or other commenters say here) you can either go look at the millions of other sites on the net, or politely say 'I disagree that Twen2y 4 Se7en's latest single is rubbish' or likewise. Don't just be rude as it's a sign you haven't the ability to form an argument and must be French.

Credit: 'I scanned that picture and you didn't give me a credit like you gave him and it's not fair and I'm telling my mother on you'. I'll happily give anyone a credit if credit's due them.

I'm not saying...: By showing a picture of someone here I am not saying they are gay, bisexual or straight so don't Chris Harbinson me. What I am saying is that I find them physically attractive which is a compliment and not tortuous even if John Edwards becomes Vice President.

Here endth the lesson, you can wake up.

Will the person who drank all the communion wine replace it (and not with a crappy Rose).