I think therefore I imagine naked totty

While Tony Blair tells us that politicians need the power to put people under house arrest they can't stop three idiots dressed in superhero costumes to climbing up onto the Foreign Office.

I have not idea why Shirtless AFL seems to be closed or if it is coming back. I do think it is a shame when any good website gets closed but in the end it's the site owner's choice. If it doesn't come back may I suggest Gay Footy as an alternative. Their gallery isn't as organised or comprehensive as Shirtless AFL but I'm uploading stuff to improve it (and so can you).

It is nice to see that I'm not the only one who likes cute fluff.

Vote for Bentblog's Slap of the Month. The choices are Ryan Carnes, Nick Beyeler, Jamie Bamder and Jeff Wilson. Going by how popular Nick and Ryan were when posted here it seems a two horse race.

Country music totty...yes country music totty...no I am not talking about the sex god that is Billy Ray Cyrus, but another Billy, Billy Currington who is cute, shirtless and hairy. And if you still can't stand country music you can use mute and just look.

As I loaded them up for another forum here are some repeats of Hawthorn Hawks' Campbell Brown shirtless and assuming the position. I still though prefer Heath Black.

Northern Irish bit actor Terence Corrigan was on a Midsomer Murders, that was on a few days ago, in which he gardened in a graveyard looking anaemic (get a tan) and got jiggy with an older chap. [Fan site]

Bruno G

Spain's Manuel Carballo, the odd bumps of Sean Townsend, and the cute Sasha Artemev

45 and a half Circle of Hell

See you get rewarded for behaving.

Clive Owen and Daniel Craig are the choices for the new James Bond.

If the Netscape pictures don't work keep refreshing them and they should eventually work.

The shirtless sports totty section, skater Apolo Ohno, swimmers Ed Moses and Gary Hall Jr, and footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Jeremy Bloom section: Jeremy shirtless, again.

The gymnastic section, Sean Townsend, Raj Bhavsar, Jason Gatson and Sasha Artemev.

The failed boyband section: V groping.

The Trent Ford section: Trent who was in West Wing, Smallville and Gosford Park is half British, half colonial and went to some university in a marsh. I'm not sure which part of Trent is British and which is American but I'll examine Trent in detail to find out. Trent needs a good hard examine.

The blond ex-boyband TV presenter: Craig Young was in a really tragic boyband called Deuce which lasted about as long as Sunset Beach. Sadly for Craig he will be remembered (if he is) for naff clothing.

Posteriori

Swim suits for men [via cute one] is rather self explanatory.

Basketballers Chris Hartley and Matt Kiefer.

Cute grandson Jack Huston.

Via Geri comes comes caps of Chris Carmack, ex of the 'The OC', prior to becoming famous doing a judo video shirtless and in tight boxers (which we get a close up of). Chris is a bendy boy who seems to take this naffness seriously. Possibly his hair is in a 1970s perm as a statement of the work he's doing.

Joseph Sayers showing his talents.

South American model Alexandre Slaviero shirtless playing with his shorts and possibly with something else. His Blog and photoblog.

Colorado State runner John Woods showing the benefits of running shorts.

US javelin thrower Breaux Greer (with a shotputter) younger and in war paint.

The AFL section Cameron Faulk moving in on Daniel Giansiracusa and Luke Brennan [add in ball/balls gag].

Falling Down

Channel 4 want you to name a building you would like to see demolished. How about their own building? I'm not a great fan of this or this either. Knock them all down...ha ha ha ha ha

San Diego model Chris Osmond, shirtless and in speedos. More of Chris here and more San Diego models here (but only page one seems to work).

While I was looking for rugby players (and pictures of them too) and more specifically James Haskell, I found these photos, one and two. Can you spot a former boybander in them and these two, here and here. Here's another bit of rugby fluff called Matt Cornwell too.

Finally college basketballer Clay(ton) Hanson...I can't think of a pun so make one up and apply it tothis picture, and if that works try it here, and if you are a MENSA level punner there is this final picture of Clay. Ummmbop.

Justice

'The judge had a habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials'. Ummm.

Shirtless Jedi and a film in pictures.

[nudity alert]Ryan Carnes (via Campfire)[/nudity alert]

Brian Badgerow who does some ultimate fighting type thingy which involves 'Rear Naked Choke's who looks cute but not totally with it.

More wrestlers from Ian, Joey Ryan who is cute in the blocky wearing vinyl shorts sort of way and Petey Williams who is cute in a more grown up way.

Country music star Billy Currington shirtless.

Chris Evans shirtless in a Fantastic Four trailer finds his brain.

Well I made a mistake the chap on the right is called Brandon Nissing (Number 1628), not Adam Barilleau (who is actually the one on the left)

Finally some gymnastics, Sean Townsend plans a visit to Germany and then a horse gets in the way.

Naff Vader

'Movie bosses financing forthcoming prequel Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith are threatening to take legal action against internet sites that leak pictures and plot details'. Considering the 'quality' of the last two films perhaps they are scared we'll see the good bits and avoid the remaining 89 minutes.

Today's Jeremy Bloom picture and the last until he gets his kit off again.

The blonds section, Passions soap star Justin Hartley, gymnastic totty Todd Thornton, faux blond footballer Fernando Torres, more Desperate Housewives' son corrupting gardener Ryan Carnes and Passions' Ryan McPartlin on the show and modeling.

AFLer Brent Moloney (left) boxing. AFL players Jude Bolton and Shane Wakelin join with Anthony Minichello to model underpants.

Sean O'Bryan hasn't really been in anything of importance but has bit acted all over the shop. He was though in the truly awful Exit to Eden where he played a male sex slave and went around shirtless wearing a collar. Regardless of that it is still a pants film.

Not sure of...

Loads of people coming to visit from Campfire, I do feel honoured, again. Please feel free to post anything you find here elsewhere (as many do already) but please don't hotlink but use free webspace like Imageshack.

Singer Willy Mason is cute but I can't find a good picture to prove it to you.

I must say the gardeners in wherever Desperate Housewives is set are very attentive to their clients. While one is shagging the wives, another is shagging the sons. Ryan Carnes who plays the son corrupter seems to be stuck with the employment condition that gardeners don't wear shirts or T shirts. As I'm getting a lot of hits about Ryan and a few Emails saying where are his pictures on the blog (lazy people) here's a link to the Eating Out site which has loads of pictures of him (and others) sans shirts and there are kiss caps at After Elton.

Via Timmy Ray comes proof flyboys can't dance. It's nowhere near as good as light saber boy and you will recognise the style from most family events that have discos (the style that makes you hope you are adopted), but it fills in a few minutes.

Ben Seton is an Australian actor who when he is not doing martial arts versions of Hamlet (sadly the stuff written on his six pack is not an offer) is on any US TV series they are filming in Australia because it's cheap, like Beastmaster (the TV series) where he gets to sit around with Daniel Goddard in loinclothes.

From the weekends AFL games here's the Melbourne Demons cooling off (via Mitch) and Paul Johnson and Brad Millar celebrating in a shirtless fashion.

AJ Styles again.

The Jeremy Bloom section, Jeremy shirtless by train and Jeremy's zip opens in the wind.

I was asked if I thought number 15 was cute. I wasn't sure.

Ben Jelen, shirtless, looking cute, he's mine.

Cross

Well who would have thought it you can bits of Christo's Gates in NYC (from space) on Ebay. Strangely you can buy sissors too.

Cruz Beckham...why not just call him I'm Changing My Name at Eighteen Beckham?

Here are loads of pictures of Jess/Jesse Metcalfe. No real idea why anyone would like to look at them.

Still no life on Mars, a bit like the Labour back benches.

Kip Gamblin in some strange dancing thingy. Well he did used to be a ballet dancer before becoming butch country horse riding man on Home and Away.

Jeff Wilson from Survivor Palau was shirtless a lot on the show (well he was on a beach so shirtless is logical) and if that doesn't work he can try massaging.

Ian (who sent me the above pictures of Jeff Wilson) suggests that my wrestling post was too AJ Styles centric and sent me some other wrestler pictures. So a big 'Well Done that man' to Ian and here's the pictures. Three unnamed wrestlers, one, two, and three. The named two Billy Maverick [his site] and Jason Cross.

The AFL section West Coast stripping, John Barker, and Jason Blake. And as it kind of fits in French rugby player Julien Arias.

Finally a reason why you should go have a look at some of the sites I link to because if you go to Bent you'll find more pictures of Thomas Silkoset who little to the imagination.

Who needs Sleep

I can't sleep. It's one of those things that the human body does just to prove the mind is not really in control. Other examples are how blank your mind goes when they ask you one of those identifying questioned when you are telephone banking, or how you skin decides to be historical and reenact the last great small pox outbreak the nanosecond after that cute chap or chapess you have being trying to pull (I hate that term but I'm too tired to think of another...trying to Derek) agrees to 'have a drink' with you.

People suggest things like counting sheep, or breathes. Now breaths I can manage but I must have a naff imagination because at 2am a field full of sleep does not come easily to mind, and Im sure the bloody animals move when I try and count them. So I am left with three choices, one stare at my ceiling in the dark, go watch the filler TV on at this time of night or come and ramble away on here.

Well I did go and watch TV, and it didn't help mainly because there was a V video on the music channel I had had on last. So now I can't sleep because of insomnia and my imaginings of what Kevin and I could get up to. I wonder if his spine is that bendy. Now whilst I'm not alone in having naughty thoughts, this hardly helping me sleep. Though Eric Johnson making it a threesome might. Well I can dream and in that dream Chris Carmack just happens to want to join in too (though not in yellow shorts (or any shorts)).

OK these are not new pictures but what do you expect at 3am? Probably to be on your second bottle of baby oil.

I could try calming music like Enya but that might upset the neighbours. That happens occasionally. It's not my fault that my cat sets off their security lights which then causes their dog to bark. Since when has anyone seem a burglar the size of a cat? So why set your lights to activate when a cat passes by especially in a city which has cats, foxs, and drunk students wandering around at night? But I digress. So I'll carry on digressing. Students. It's sad that so many of them are leaving with mortgage size debts. Education should be free, always. Only ability should decide what level you reach not Natwest.

3:25am. Third bottle time?

Well Hello

Loads of people coming to visit from Campfire, I do feel honoured.

Cosmic

I just wanted to show off my new wallpaper (and yes I know about this)

As Promised

As promised this post is mainly about wrestlers, not the real ones, the silly TV ones that amuse the braindead (awaits hatemail). Fortunately some of them are cute so here's loads of pictures of AJ Styles and his well filled shorts, white, shiny or a pastel blue. He's such a modest chap too, though a headless blow job is impressive. If you like other wrestlers go here.

Kind of linked to wrestling and AJ's type of modesty is Mike Mizanin, the retiring wilting violet of reality TV, who goes boxing in a wrestling ring. I think Mike lost though.

Today's Jeremy Bloom pictures.

Two random bits of modeling fluff Dan and Bob (who apparently looks like Kev from Shameless).

Finally Days of Our Lives Kyle Lowder, showing off his muscles and proving us blonds look good in black.

Evening All

I've added a new toy to the blog which shows where visitors come from. It's nice to see some from the Middle East, and the Far East. Do feel free to comment.

The Rhine and Seine ran dry, drought causing famine, countless deaths from dysentery and other illnesses caused by lack of safe drinking water, and large-scale starvation of farm animals, in 1540. Just screwy weather, which would be now blamed on global warming.

Well fox hunting will be illegal in a few minutes and whilst I am in no way a supporter of it I find it very scary how a government that had the support of circa 25% of those who could vote but still a large majority used 'the majority want it' to force through laws against a minority.

Soon to be added to the links section will be Timmy Ray's blog on which you can find out how to stalk Owen Wilson, and how tiny Joseph sayers is (5 foot 2 inchs apparently), William Seymour actor, photographer, chap with a good first name and cat like mine (though mine's darker), Bound in a Nutshell because they use footnotes and I'll change [naughty pictures] 'Flestbot' to 'Fleshbot' which is it's real title (they seem to have Boi from Troy's one track mind).

The usual offer for anyone with a blog, website, or forum that they feel is worth being in my links Email me. I do though not link to porn sites, hate sites, pay to view sites or sites that suggest people do odd things to themselves, others, sheep or Americans. Also if your site's URL has changed or you've closed down it would be nice to know too.

Dutch Pap Idol also ran (thus mildly successful) Jim Bakkum does buff the Kyal Marsh way. Here he is shirtless but far away and shirtless in shadow.

A shirtless Jesse Metcalfe getting attacked by a harpy.

Via Val and under orders of commentary here's the nearest picture I can find to Jeremy Bloom naked.

Via Blond one here's Band of Brother, and Star Trek's Tom Hardy.

The AFL section (yes them again) with Nic Fosdike, Cameron Bruce, and Lynden Dunn, Michael Newton, Matthew Bate.

Aussie cricketer Shane Watson showing the uses of a cricket bat as camouflage and the top of his bits.

Tomorrow I will be mostly posting wrestlers.

Playtime

With Andy looking at old maps to find interestingly named places I thought I'd add some places to visit to the list, you can Fukum in the Yemen, Brown Tongue in the Pennines, Bum in the Sudan (or even Bum Bum in Venezuela), Wank in Germany, and there is a Brown Willy in Cornwall. Yes my immaturity does know no bounds.

If you are really bored or in a silly mood you can look up places with silly names near you here.

Who thinks someone in the US Department of Defense is taking the p*ss by naming an attack submarine the 'USS Jimmy Carter'. Fortunately the didn't pick his name for a helicopter.

The cuter 'villain' on Eastenders Jake Maskall is gay. Eastenders is though still a naff failing soap.

Random fluff section actors Erik Eidem, Ben 'your getting a Dell' Curtis, and a moving shirtless Topher Grace.

I have no idea whose bits these are trying to escape from under his shorts. This though is England rugby player Ben Cohen's packaging. Finally for the rugby players Darren Lockyer shirtless (again).

The front and back of Alexandre Despatie and his top too.

A new (well to me) picture of polysport Jeremy Bloom shirtless.

Actor, model, guess if I'm gay, and reality TV 'star' Dan Wells shirtless.

Markus Rogan and Aaron Persiol 'looking guilty'. I do love comments attached to photos I get by Email.

Ohhh Hellooo

Model fluff Cale Blane in a speedo.

Can't actor Danny Young of Coronation Street prancing around on a beach.

Australian stripper group Aussie Storm is sadly not that impressive a collection of totty, but does contain Keith and Darren. Walk along most Australian beaches and you'll see how much better Australian totty can be or just look at the bendy players from the Sydney Swans.

As a prequel (without a massive over reliance of special effects) of Stargate SG1's totty here's Michael Shanks shirtless in the hay.

Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer frolicking while Ulster rugby player Bryn Cunningham showering.

Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless.

Finally a few Dutch swimmers, Ewout Holst (again), Thijs van Valkengoed (again) and the out Johan Kenkhuis (again and again)[indirectly via Scott].

Increased sales of baby oil

I have suddenly become popular with students at Northern Arizona University who have accounted for up to 5% of my visitors over the last few days. I wonder why. If you are sad like me and want to look at this site's stats go here (or the link at the bottom of the archives. I am though a little worried to find out one percent of my visitors come from the US Government.

'The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Saudi Arabia's powerful religious vigilantes, have banned shops from selling any red flowers in the run-up to February 14'.

The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice sounds like a really boring and sad bunch of people.

Mayor of London 'Red' Ken Livingstone, not happy with defending a man who thinks all homosexuals should be killed by burning and stoning, makes racist remarks and now refuses to apologise. This when 'British jews were subject to a record number of anti-Semitic attacks last year'.

What is so sad is Ken used to be one of a very few Labour MPs I had any time for.

I saw Matt Cavenaugh (and his chest) on Bent and went a'searching and found some more pictures, which is good.

Myth destroying.

Ironman Ky Hurst running around in speedos (like Shannon Eckstein), then naked, and then making sand castles without his hands. Keeping on the down under theme here's rugby player Dan Carter in his pants. Running around in your pants (or cycling in them) seems to be part of Australian culture. Now that's multiculturalism I approve of bringing here.

The wonderfully named babminton player Tijs Creemer with long hair, short hair (in more than one place), a facial, a chest and another bike parking place. [His Site]

Springtime for Tony and Dishonesty, Winter for Britain and the Truth.

'I understand why some people feel angry not just over Iraq, but because I've betrayed all of what the Labour Party used to stand for and am arrogant enough to believe that left wing people are stupid enough to vote Labour whatever I do'

'We gave you one reason to bomb Germany so why not give us another chance?'

Antipodean rugby players covering their bits with rugby balls and then more of them come along and join in. Not that I'm complaining but it would be nice if they actually varied the meme.

Italian pole vaulter Andrea Giannini naked but wearing jeans when the angle could have been fun.[his site]

Erik von Detten and Shaun Sipos doing something interesting in a cupboard. Totally innocent I'm sure. [via Tim]

Michael Phelps becomes famous so people decide to use him to promote things. Firstly they get Michael shirtless in a towel, then they..ummm well...start to paint him blue, then someone else joins in, getting drippy, they miss some bits and then they get Michael to wander around painted blue. Probably foreigners with ways different to our own.

The Van Dyke grandkids Shane and Wes are quite cute, and so allegedly is their brother Carey or so I'm told.

Milo Ventimiglia, is cute in a geeky trying to look cool way
until you tire him out.

Cyclist (hence the wheel) Giling Basoo suggesting somewhere to park your bike (that doesn't work really does it).

Nicking Naff Ideas

I pledge to:

1) Warn you when I post a picture of [nudity alert] Joseph Sayers showing his bits [/nudity alert] and not when I post one of ironman Shannon Eckstein as you can't see his bits.

2) To think that Twenty Four Seven (sorry but doing the silly numbers replacing letters is so sad) lowered dramatically in tottiness when Thom...ohhh Thom... left. I wouldn't chuck the Keelaghan brothers, Andy and Niall, out of bed but I still prefer Thom.

3) To get MTV's Dave Berry to shut up and get his kit off more.

4) Find a copy of the calendar Hollyoaks' Matt Milburn is holding up and what is going on here.

5) Try to find more shirtless(ish) pictures of South African actor Brendan Pollecutt.

6) Add on some other pictures because I'm worried another blog is covering it. So here's actor, model and porn star Thierry Pepin and Justin Chatwin who is apparently an actor.

Not sad enough to go on Richard and Judy

Charles is marrying Camilla, I wonder what bad news New Labour has buried.

Virginia has banned using 'below-waist undergarments in an offensive manner'. Better stop wearing them then.

One of the nice things about the net (with broadband or a lot of patience) is you get to watch stuff you would never see otherwise, and no I'm not talking about 'Big Boys from Bognor Regis'. One such thing is the short film called 'Anything Once' which stars William Gregory Lee and Michael Arenz. The basic plot is that the character played by William (what a good name) who is straight makes a deal with Michael's gay character that if Michael sleeps with a women he'll sleep with a man. After a bit of chatting shirtless on a bank, Michael does the deed but William can't manage it, until [spoiler]both of them get it on, in an uncomfortable way[/spoiler]. Another benefit of the film is you get to see William's behind and a thing that moves between William's legs. No idea what that could be.

Michael Phelps exercising and getting hot and sweaty in a shirtless way.


Charlie Hunnam shirtless.

Essendon's Mark McVeigh and Adam McPhee and Richmond's Joel Bowden in tights.

Can I pay this in and fondle your chest?

This section is totally pointless if you don't live in Oxford but there is a really cute bit of blond fluff working in the Natwest on the corner of Cornmarket and George Street.

Freddie versus Jason is a truly dreadful film, I'm talking a making a David DeCoteau epic look really good dreadful film. One of the only reasons to watch is Jesse Hutch (well I like him) and as he's hardly in it so you don't get to suffer the DeCoteau level lighting (or overlighting) but Jesse has his kit off so it's worth the effort, just.

From the BBC Superstars show (basically getting famous British athletes to do athletic things) comes Leon Taylor and swimmer James Gibson. Sadly as they 'swim' (Leon in a diving way) they didn't get their T shirts off (but picked really tight ones) and the video I used was a tad old (hence the fuzziness).

Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe in some shiny basketball kit if that's your sort of thing.

Chris Carmack showing some cleavage.

Phixx in skirts, Mikey, Chris, Andrew and Nik with a 'K'. They've done videos with almost no clothes on, done a vampire video, and worn skirts yet they still aren't successful. Sad.

John Terry shows off his chest.

Anyone noticed how Duncan James of Blue (if Blue still exists) can't seem to close his legs?

Jesse Spencer in a swimming pool. He does seem to do a lot of shows that involve swimming, or eventually ends up in a swimming pool. This I'm sure has nothing to do with producers thinking that Jesse in speedos ups the ratings.

I hope this 'you are' thing works



"You are .pdf No matter where you go you look the same. You are an acrobat. Nothing is more important to you than the printed word."

Casino's Josh Duhamel falling out of his clothes. Bet you he'll still have his socks on and they'll be white.

Ex college gymnast, Playgirl model and now aspiring model Matt Abboud [Cheers B for pointing out the error] who has the oddest teeth.

The boyband section comprises of Plus One a christian boyband of which Nathan and more importantly (and hopefully more oiled and on my bed)Jason can help me do something worth repenting, and failed US 'still big in Germany' boyband Natural's members Ben and Michael, and 'J' and Michael. 'J' looked quite cute when he had hair (well sort of had it).

The AFL section: Jude Bolton, Adam McPhee and Chris Judd shirtless standing next to a car, as you do.

I've been asked to repost some pictures that were uploaded on Netscape and thus now only work if you reload more than someone waiting for an urgent Email that never comes because they can't spell 'gmail'. So here by popular (using the Newsnight Review definition of 'popular') demand comes the below pictures. If you have already seen them then you are either a regular visitor here or to the places where people post what I find without the slightest bit of credit. Not that I'm upset and the stakes I'm sharpening are for the Labour candidate when he comes round, no really they are. Also recredit to any cappers etc.

Frank Bachman
TJ Sorrell again.
Thom ex 24/7 'the one they replaced with a gerbill' (I thought rat) again.
'The DNA guy' again and again.
Anthony Irwin, pit shots of, again.
Dimitri DeBoel, again.

The remaining (and any new) repost requests will be done as time and my ability to find the pictures allow. Sorry.

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Rugby totty, but as usual not the obvious, so here's Ben Foden whose mother said he'll grow into his kit which isn't a problem for Ben Russell.

The AFL section with Darren Jolly with legs wide and a shirtless Steve Koops.

British swimmer Darren Mew.

Tight T shirter and home 'improvement' show carpenter JJ Martinez.

Random cute blond model hanging up his washing. As one does. Now the standard picture with a young lass.

Australian actor and pop star Tim Draxl shirtless in a swimming pool. Is that a [fill in gap] in your pocket well trunks don't have pocket but you know what I'm talking about or are [fill in gap].

Trek Away

Star Trek Enterprise has been cancelled. It wasn't as kick ass because we don't have the Prime Directive as it should have been, IMHO.

Dress up paper dolls of celebs (Via Timmy), or attend the therapy sessions your doctor recommended.

Erik von Detten, a cute bit of fluff on a stick crossed with single digit brain cell count surfer with added naivete. Erik and his smooth tanned chest was on Celebrity Mole with the guy who played the black gay guy on Spin City, some female and Corbin 'where did my hair go' Bernsen. The episode I caught pitched Erik against the four others (there was a blond model...I wasn't paying attention and had the sound off) in some sort of game involving rafts and canoes that Erik won, but then went around looking vacant. I suspect it would have been a lot worse with the sound on.

Trent Croad's naked behind. Not as exciting as it should be.

West Country swimmer Ben Gibbs. I just happened upon his picture, thought 'he's cute' and decided to post him. It beats yet another picture of a naked rugby team...well...Via Outsports comes the Sheffield Hallam rugby team doing a nude calendar. How original. Next they'll be singing songs badly, but loudly, drinking a lot and not being very intelligent, just for a change.

Kelvin Fletcher or something like that, from Emmerdale (which is an English soap set in a village in Yorkshire which is as unlucky as anyone who meets Jessica 'I murder people and blame it on someone else' Fletcher.

Chris Carmack awaiting my next visit.

Deep Entrenchment

Are themed posts (like yesterday's swimming one) a good idea? Any thoughts? Well this is a sports post with a heavy AFL slant mainly because of pictures I've been sent (by people who wish to stay anonymous).

Tennis fluff Juan Carlos Ferrero.

Dutch Cyclist Tom Boonen well packaged.

Now onto the AFL section starting with Carlton's Karl Norman with short hair and short kit. Sydney Swan's Jarred McVeigh with his teammates in a shower. Hawthorn's Shane Crawford experiencing Neanderthal totty carrying. Melbourne's podgy Jarred Rivers. And Fremantle's (he was at St. Kilda but I think he's moved) Heath Black.

And random cute guys from Melbourne (via Kenton).

Water

Robert Kilroy-Silk has started his own party 'Veritas' and I'd like to help him.

After examining a hairy thing that should really be in a tight hole we find we should all stay in bed.

'McFly have made a strange vow to strip naked if they win the 'Best Pop Act' award at the Brits next month'. Would anyone really object if Tom didn't?

Lots of shirtless Steve Sandvoss and Wes Ramsey.

This post is about swimmers so if that scares you or isn't your thing ignore it.

Austrian and Stanford swimming star Markus Rogan who was successful enough in the Olympics to become a bit of a star in Austria. Admittedly a country which went from running most of Eastern Europe to being a big ski resort stars quality is less strict in Austria. Markus though has his talents and a need for milk.

In case you have been on some other planet for a few months Michael Phelps is part of the US swimming team and was successful enough to become Mr Advert Guy. The adverts may dry up after his DUI charge but too small shorts always need advertising, Michael.

US swimmer Josh Davis who I know little else about apart from his name.

The Stanford Swimming Team of some year, but again I don't know any further details.

The diving Dumais brothers, Justin and Troy in a hot tub

Finally a RCG in the sea.

Update: quicker than the collapse of UKIP (we're talking 5 minutes) I get an Email suggesting that in this picture of Markus Rogan he's daring one to pull off his towel. I leave it to those who know Markus better to decide on that.

Can't set a trap

Apparently I can kill a burglar but only if they are conscious and I didn't set a trap. I wonder if beating up on the ill is allowed too. One of the oddities of having New Labour in power is right wing old me sounds like I'm an unreformed lefty (but fortunately not this one).

I have a thing for Eric Johnson. I will refrain from continuing with that pun but Eric is in the very made for Sunday afternoon on Sky Movies epic Falcon Beach, which is not a porn movie with lots of badly dubbed over grunting (so I'm told) but another young on the beach love, anger, naff boardies drama in which Eric plays alongside Steven Byers (no not that naff minister who wouldn't resign even after his aide used September 11 as a good time to hide bad news) but a buff bit of fluff (who looks a whole lot better dry). And the award for the longest sentence on a blog goes to...

I'll probably get lynched (have to listen to Shane Lynch) but the better totty in Desperate Housewives James Denton who can't garden with his shirt on for some reason.

Look it's gymnasts trying to look hard and Toddles has even grown a beard (well sort of one). Oh bless. It won't work boys as we know how cute and silly you can look.

Finally Australian diver Matthew Mitchum. If he can do this in mid air, in bed he could...

I'm thinking of a swimmers post next, and as I'm the dictator here it's probably what will happen unless there is a coup inspired by the CIA.