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Robert Kilroy-Silk has started his own party 'Veritas' and I'd like to help him.

After examining a hairy thing that should really be in a tight hole we find we should all stay in bed.

'McFly have made a strange vow to strip naked if they win the 'Best Pop Act' award at the Brits next month'. Would anyone really object if Tom didn't?

Lots of shirtless Steve Sandvoss and Wes Ramsey.

This post is about swimmers so if that scares you or isn't your thing ignore it.

Austrian and Stanford swimming star Markus Rogan who was successful enough in the Olympics to become a bit of a star in Austria. Admittedly a country which went from running most of Eastern Europe to being a big ski resort stars quality is less strict in Austria. Markus though has his talents and a need for milk.

In case you have been on some other planet for a few months Michael Phelps is part of the US swimming team and was successful enough to become Mr Advert Guy. The adverts may dry up after his DUI charge but too small shorts always need advertising, Michael.

US swimmer Josh Davis who I know little else about apart from his name.

The Stanford Swimming Team of some year, but again I don't know any further details.

The diving Dumais brothers, Justin and Troy in a hot tub

Finally a RCG in the sea.

Update: quicker than the collapse of UKIP (we're talking 5 minutes) I get an Email suggesting that in this picture of Markus Rogan he's daring one to pull off his towel. I leave it to those who know Markus better to decide on that.