Tottyland

Can I pay this in and fondle your chest?

This section is totally pointless if you don't live in Oxford but there is a really cute bit of blond fluff working in the Natwest on the corner of Cornmarket and George Street.

Freddie versus Jason is a truly dreadful film, I'm talking a making a David DeCoteau epic look really good dreadful film. One of the only reasons to watch is Jesse Hutch (well I like him) and as he's hardly in it so you don't get to suffer the DeCoteau level lighting (or overlighting) but Jesse has his kit off so it's worth the effort, just.

From the BBC Superstars show (basically getting famous British athletes to do athletic things) comes Leon Taylor and swimmer James Gibson. Sadly as they 'swim' (Leon in a diving way) they didn't get their T shirts off (but picked really tight ones) and the video I used was a tad old (hence the fuzziness).

Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe in some shiny basketball kit if that's your sort of thing.

Chris Carmack showing some cleavage.

Phixx in skirts, Mikey, Chris, Andrew and Nik with a 'K'. They've done videos with almost no clothes on, done a vampire video, and worn skirts yet they still aren't successful. Sad.

John Terry shows off his chest.

Anyone noticed how Duncan James of Blue (if Blue still exists) can't seem to close his legs?

Jesse Spencer in a swimming pool. He does seem to do a lot of shows that involve swimming, or eventually ends up in a swimming pool. This I'm sure has nothing to do with producers thinking that Jesse in speedos ups the ratings.