Tottyland

Who needs Sleep

I can't sleep. It's one of those things that the human body does just to prove the mind is not really in control. Other examples are how blank your mind goes when they ask you one of those identifying questioned when you are telephone banking, or how you skin decides to be historical and reenact the last great small pox outbreak the nanosecond after that cute chap or chapess you have being trying to pull (I hate that term but I'm too tired to think of another...trying to Derek) agrees to 'have a drink' with you.

People suggest things like counting sheep, or breathes. Now breaths I can manage but I must have a naff imagination because at 2am a field full of sleep does not come easily to mind, and Im sure the bloody animals move when I try and count them. So I am left with three choices, one stare at my ceiling in the dark, go watch the filler TV on at this time of night or come and ramble away on here.

Well I did go and watch TV, and it didn't help mainly because there was a V video on the music channel I had had on last. So now I can't sleep because of insomnia and my imaginings of what Kevin and I could get up to. I wonder if his spine is that bendy. Now whilst I'm not alone in having naughty thoughts, this hardly helping me sleep. Though Eric Johnson making it a threesome might. Well I can dream and in that dream Chris Carmack just happens to want to join in too (though not in yellow shorts (or any shorts)).

OK these are not new pictures but what do you expect at 3am? Probably to be on your second bottle of baby oil.

I could try calming music like Enya but that might upset the neighbours. That happens occasionally. It's not my fault that my cat sets off their security lights which then causes their dog to bark. Since when has anyone seem a burglar the size of a cat? So why set your lights to activate when a cat passes by especially in a city which has cats, foxs, and drunk students wandering around at night? But I digress. So I'll carry on digressing. Students. It's sad that so many of them are leaving with mortgage size debts. Education should be free, always. Only ability should decide what level you reach not Natwest.

3:25am. Third bottle time?