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Models Adam Johnson kind of shirtless, and Michael Lazar sort of and totally shirtless.

More Melbourne Demons doing their shirtless bit for charity.

Not quiet shirtless but from Sparky comes American footballer butch in grey Tim Tebow with an old bulge, protecting his ball, and nipply.

Northampton Saint Dominic Wareing.

And finally Tom Brady looking serious.

He wears short, shorts

The below is a guestblog by Terence, the pants (note the bad pun) title is all my work.

AFL grunts, wearing shorter shorts than their present-day short... shorts:

Stephen Alessio, when he played for Essendon during the late-nineties; Robbie Dykes, checkin'-out some guy's butt. Also, a gaggle of shorty-pants wearing footballers, followed by another gaggle.

James Hird (No. 5), contesting a mark for Essendon in the '93 Premiership, and a variety of Big Men Flying and assorted others. You'll notice the '80s, here, here, here and here, seemed to follow the fashion of gay men wearing cycling shorts every-gawd-damn-where, but without the length. The late '70s seemed to take it to the extreme (1) (2), possibly following the hot-pants craze for women at the time. (I'm thinking Daisy in The Dukes of Hazzard -- or was that earlier?)

Anyway, ya get the idea about today's footy-shorts being a tad baggy.

Just so you know

This isn't that important but needs to be said because some people get huffy over the smallest things:

1) I am not by posting someone's picture here implying anything other than I think they are cute (and probably would like to do naughty things to them).
2) All pictures shown here are in someway in the public domain but if anyone for any reason (bar silly ones) objects to them being on this board Email me and they will be removed.
3) No picture on this blog is knowingly of someone under the age of consent in the UK, 17.
4) I reserve the right to remark on the cuteness of other bloggers.

While I'm on a FYI kick I'll be doing some blog revamping so if you think you are worthy of being linked to (basically everyone) Email me.

Land of the free

A dangerous 82 year old refugee from Nazi Germany was violently man handled out of the New Labour Conference for shouting the seditious words 'That's a lie and you know it' and when he, a Labour Party member since the 1940s, tried to get back into the conference he was stopped using the Terrorism Act. Another suspect character was also removed for criticising the security guards brave actions. Well I'll feel safer sleeping in my bed tonight.

When a boybander has a past it is not surprising that pictures of it are posted on forums. If those forums aren't mine then who am I to criticise. As an interesting (well to me) aside when people go around the web trying to get certain pictures of them pulled it doesn't work and all that happens is that they become 'famous' and seen by more people (who then save them and send them on). Who hasn't seen those nude pictures of the Brewer Twins they spent so much time trying to hide (and now are flogging on their website)?

I've had a number of requests for pictures of American footballer Tim Tebow with his shirt off from an ESPN show. Well as I don't have any but if some kind person was willing to send me some then I'd happily post them.

Now in some kid's flick Steven Strait (Sky High or something like that) has been requested, and do I have him shirtless, yes and even just in his pants.

Josh Abston [his site] wants a modeling/acting career so here's some free publicity for a cute shirtless bit of blond fluff.

AFLers Brad Miller and Brent Moloney get hot, sweaty and shirtless doing their bit for charity.

Telespy though you might like these caps of Chris Hemsworth and Kip Gamblin frolicing around shirtless. Sam though suggested a script for this Kip and Chris montage that is too naughty (well crude) to post so I'll do a PG version, picture one: Chris and Kip have release. Picture two: He styles his hair not using gel and Kip remarks on the volume. Picture three: Chris decides to have another go one handed and Kip uses two. Picture four: Chris makes a suggestion moving his hand down to the area concerned. I have less time on my hands.

Finally blatantly borrowed from Dreamcaps Days' bit of blond fluff Kyle Lowder shirtless (and please no comments or email about how fast his hair is departing). Fortunately as some guest blogger I had noticed Stuart Mannings is coming back.

Hair today, pun tomorrow

Ian 'I'm straight' Thorpe has missed bits when shaving, Cleo's best bachelor Ryan Phelan hasn't shaved at all, but triathlete Jeremy Cotter definitely has.

The Sydney Swans go for a swim. Ummm Tagh or whatever he's called.

Jesse McCartney [from Jared] is popular in Australia, no idea why.

They are drafting some new AFLers who don't seem too unhappy taking their shirts off. Two examples are Marc Murphy who gets shirtless quickly, and so does Brad Kelleher.

Sixteen year old Rhys Gray got expelled from British public (which means private and expensive) school and now might become a model.

Finally a bit of Cavegirl fluff.

What day of the week is it

I'm back [imagines lots of cheers and chaps removing shirts and waving them above their heads]. A big thank you to SilverB for guest blogging (which I'm sure he did in the nude or is that just my fevered imagination) and thanks for you lost (mostly) being nice to him.

1,600 of you seem to have disappeared while I've been away. Doing anything fun?

Some people are cute when they try to look silly...makes you sick doesn't it? I bet he'd look good in [hint] speedos [hint] too.

On a certain boybander who is shagging a boybander and his porn past I would love to show you them but I've been very bluntly warned off. And just when I was getting linked to. I'll have to think of a clever solution.

The visuals...

I'll start with stuff kindly sent me on my less than jolly to the colonies. From Kenton, lord of all things AFL comes Cameron Mooney practicing for the night to come (and yes I spelt it right), Nick Davis who scored a lot of the points in Sydney Swans' semis victory, and some AFLers frolicing in the sea (as they do). Zach sent me this picture of Eli Marienthal who I agree has 'gotten hot' even though I have no idea what he used to look like. Finally David likes Corey [his site]. I'm not sure.

For those who like Nicholas Gonzales running around in shorts showing off part of his navel you're in luck.

Liam Plunkett is a British cricketer (did I mention we won the Ashes?) and for some odd reason had balls stuck to him and was made to bowl all the while shirtless.

Some cute model.

Poor Billy Slater go hurt and had to walk around shirtless on crutches. I'm sure the shirtless bit is vital to Billy's recovery (or so I changed his medical records to say).

Dante's Cove 'follows the lives of a group of gay and lesbian twentysomethings living in an apartment complex on the California beach'. I'm not overly impressed by the totty but the blond guy is pretty. William Gregory Lee in another gay role...becoming a pattern.

Back to the AFLers (or the short shorts sports something else ending in 'orts') Steven Armstrong, Brent Moloney, and Colin Sylia have a cuddle (probably after finding out how crap the picture makes them look), Swans in water, and finally Ryan O'Keefe and Tadhg Kennelly as shirtless as I want to lick them.

Ryan Carnes' bits

People asked (well moaned) to see Ryan Carnes naked and who, bar my standard nudity warning, am I (jet lagged Bill) to say no? So here it is.

I've seen (played with (no not poker)) bigger.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu. (a SilverB post)

Name that tune anyone?

This will be my last post as I've had an update from Bill central, his Billness is currently on his way back to this land full of rainy skies and gales.

Before we get into tonight post I would just like to mention that if you have been kind enough to make a comment I have replied so Eric, Yanniboy and Daniel please check my response and take the appropriate action.

I've pondered long and hard what my last post should be about and I have decided it should be about guys I think are cute.

First on the list is Alessio Boggiatto an Italian swimmer, blond, skinny, gorgeous.

I got a good response to the caps I did of the rugby player guy (i.e. the T&S was happy) so I have decided to post many pictures of three of the them, if you like them don't thank me just be grateful that I enjoy keeping the T&S happy.

First up Arthur Garrigue, nice face lovely arse, oohps did I say arse and are those dimples. Next Guillaume Labbe again nice face, lovely smile, his come hither look, he looks nervous here (I think) but he should have no fear for I am a gentle soul. Finally Jeremie Ballais, again nice face gorgeous bod.

Staying in France Aurélien Wiik another nice botty and oh look a nipple and yes there's another one.

Passing through cutsom control we arrive in the UK to meet the DDG Callum Blue and his ex boyfriend in As If, Orlando Wells, they really did make a lovely couple.

Here's a West Country lad Gary Stringer who joined us yesterday unfortunately he has his trouser on today and finally one of our American cousins, James Spader who makes my heart beat faster and my legs go weak.

I've never quite figured out how to end things, "goodbye" seems too short, "live long and prosper" seems too Vulcan and "live the journey, for every destination is a doorway to another" sounds stupid if you say it out loud.

So I'll just say

Laters

Ha accedido como: Bill

Oddly the Blogger interface here at Sydney Airport is in Spanish (or Portuguese).

Anyhows I'll be back soon. Oh the thrill.

Additionally I found another Samsung (for the provide the web access) terminal across from a cute bit of blond fluff with one of those beards that outline the jaw line. And he's packing (tight jeans) and sounds Norse. If he's on the same flight the Mile High Club is open for 22 odd hours. Do airlines do in light condoms?

arriving (or have arrived) here today. I'm wondering if I should go shout 'David Spriggs get your kit off' or not. Though the lass I saw on TV with an sign with a similar suggestion (though about Jude Bolton) got nowhere.

Thank you to all of those who offered to buy me a drink (and the one offer to savage me) while I was here. As I'm Scottish, if this had been a holiday I'd have proved what lightweights you Australians are, but it was more business than pleasure. Two things I have learnt here, one the tall camp chap at the Mona Vale Hotel wears Bonds (I'll leave you to guess how I know that) and apparently 25 degrees is cold.

Finally (in this post at least) this country really removes the straight bit of me...which is no bad thing.

I don't believe it! (a SilverB post)

Yesterday I told you I was going to watch this film (click the link it's worth it) and I offered to take some screen caps.

Of the approximately 3000 people who have visited TL since then only ONE person wanted to see Ryan Carnes naked! Just so you know I had the unedited version which showed his gorgeous torso PLUS his bits and his firmly muscled thighs and legs.

Oh well! You must have seen them already or didn't want to see them, see what happens when you don't say yes to special offers :-)

Daniel drop me an email address and I will happily email the caps to you.

Cory Assink I have no idea how one would pronounce his name but he has got lovely eyes and very nice hair.

Just to prove that my taste in guys is not centred on the smooth everything waxed off type. Here is Gary Stringer who is IMHO completely and absolutely edible, just look at that V line – swoon.

The final guy in tonight’s entry is David Wenham, whilst everyone else was dribbling over the peroxide elf (who I will admit is quite cute). This guy just made me go weak at the knees.

When I found pictures of him shirtless and then pics of him in his pants the only thought that came into my head was, “wouldn’t my ankles look good on those shoulders".

PS
Geno I found the “artistic” Kolten pics, many thanks for the heads up.

PPS
Have fun peeps see you all tomorrow.

Beachy

I've now been to Palm Beach three times and still no Kip. I'd even put up with Ben Unwin (well after a few beers) but not one of the cast was there.

What makes it even worse is I'm sure that the owners of the Mona Vale Hotel read this blog and are employing uglier staff. I went back there last night and the totty level has decreased. You still have the tall thin camp one, the bit of blond fluff, and the one with the silly beard thing, but that's all. Where is the small noisy one or the cute but vacant one?

Ok the general totty quota is high (eg Paul at Bar 333 in George Street) but they need to work on things.

The Trouble and Strife Post (a SilverB post)

As you all know Bill is currently down south stalking this guy, no guesses who said this “Bless his cuteness. I wish he'd wear less though”.

In response to last weeks posts I’ve received 6 thumbs up, 1 thumbs down and approximately 32,000 abstentions, so in true New Labour style I’ve decided that if you didn’t vote against me you must be voting for me therefore 32,006 said “SilverB you did OK”.

Returning swiftly to the post and my contribution to TL.

Oh boy did I get in trouble for last Sundays post.

Apparently the T&S didn't think much of Kolten, I tried to explain that TottyLand has a vast audience and that I was sure there was bound to be someone who liked him.

Talk about falling on deaf ears.

So I had to promise to post picks of the T&Ses favourite cricketer, I am forced to admit that I couldn't find any pics of said cricketer shirtless let alone trouser less so here are some pics of him with clothes on.

Here is a pic of him about to hug someone either that or that or he is about to jump the guy.

Hello Mum and no no I don't kiss in public.

Now look closely at this pic, do you see what I see?

In correspondence with a friend of mine down in Australia I asked the question, “Is there anyone you’d like to see posted on TL”.

The name James Carroll came up. So because he is a friend I did the odd screen cap or 7. Now James is completely utterly and absolutely naked.

He’s not really my taste in guys but I hope he will please some of you.

Tomorrow I will posting pics of this guy who will be both shirtless and in his pants and who I would allow to eat crackers in bed as long as I was allowed to lick the crumbs off him.

I’ve been asked what sort of guys I fancy which in some ways is a tough question.

Obviously looks play a part but without a kind heart and a warm soul I don’t care how good looking you are I’m not interested.

I’m working Saturday so I can’t be out late tonight which means I’m going to watch this film.

Anyone think I should do some caps?

Have a good weekend everyone.

Solar flares

It's hot here. Just thought you'd like to know.

What this means is that the locals remove clothing.

Relatives

'You've grown'
'Well the last time you saw me I was 6'
'Well you've still grown'
'Really?'
'Yes'
'So do you still play golf?'
'That was my brother'
'Oh'

About now I'm hoping I'm adopted.

Pants (a SilverB post)


Where I come from the word has two meaning, one is adequately described here and means bad\rubbish as in “The music in that club last night was pants” or “My grades are complete pants”.

The other meaning is underwear and talking of underwear (as we sometimes do on TL) although nothing is quite as “refreshing” as the sight of a well packed pair of Calvins, pants do come in other colours. There is a company whose website is not that easy to find (hence I have provided a link a lower down in this post) who produce coloured underwear.

Now I have a thing for blondes (it’s called a bed) and one of the models whose name is Kolten does, I think, an excellent job of displaying coloured underwear in all its glory.

For more pictures of Kolten visit the Ginch Gonch website and the nice people even allow you to choose which of two different models you want to display their wares.

So you can decide whether you want to look like either Kolten or his fellow model Trey.

If you do look like Kolten please feel free to email me photos.

So as not seem as if I am obsessing about Kolten here are a couple of other models.

Just to prove one doesn’t have to take ones shirt off to grace the pages of TL (at least not whilst Silver is in charge) here is a picture of Johan Eldh who is apparently available for NON-NUDE modelling work, so if you do decide to try and book him remember to uphold the extremely high standards set here at TL and be polite.

I received a request for pictures of Dick N Dom shirtless, they are childrens TV presenters here in the UK, all I can say is WHY?

Someone was kind enough to send me an email (thank you, you know who you are ) with the subject line “Silver B you Rock” (I’m pretty confident this was complement) this reminded me of an episode of Buffy where someone had written on a wall “Kiss Rocks” and Willow asked in all innocence, “Why would anyone want to kiss rocks?".

Even I find how my mind works strange sometimes!

I had to look up the allusion as Silver definitely wasn’t rocking when Kiss did!

As you know I’m only on a weekend part time contract here at TL just minding the store whilst his Lordship is away. So if his Billness hasn’t returned by next weekend, I’ll see you then otherwise it’s Das Vidanya from Silver.

This post is entirely the responsibility of SilverB so should wish to complain please complain to me and not to Bill.

Thank You

Weekend Host (a SilverB post)

Whilst Bill is frolicking in a Land Down Under (that’s not him on the far right) he asked me if I would like to try and keep you entertained.

I obviously jumped at the chance (actually I did a little hop skip and took a mincing step or two but you know what I mean) and came up with the following.

For a weekend or two until the landlord returns expect to see men from around the world in various states of undress.

Travelling first to Denmark and København here’s a cheeky chap entertaining the crowds.

Going South and West we pop into France (have no fear we are not stopping long) to meet an old TL friend, looking all sultry and French but then breaking into a nice smile when he realises YOU are visiting.

Popping over to a stream in northern England we meet a young man who just can’t believe we decided to drop by whilst he is wandering around naked.

Then a hop skip and a jump over the Atlantic to enjoy some South American hospitability we meet a contestant in the Mr Venezuela contest.

Once he realises we’ve come to visit he does the obvious thing and gets his shirt off (he looks pleased to see us, you might note) before it clicks that it’s the drunken rabble from TL on a world tour and he whips off his trousers and flexes his muscles.

I’d just like to end this post on a personal note, would the young man with the jet black hair, piercing blue eyes and milk white skin who is currently studying computing at a university in southern England please stop changing train carriages as this is making it very difficult to cruise you.

Following you from carriage to carriage is disconcerting for both of us, you are perfectly safe unless I happen to have a bottle of maple syrup handy in which case all bets are off.

Boring bit, all pics collect off the net no infringement of copyright intended please forward any complaints (please don’t hassle Bill) to Silver.

Schönes-Wochenende everyone (I do enjoying slipping a bit of foreign in now and then, but then don’t we all).

Your weekend Maitre D, SilverB.

Buns out of Ovens

I hear Britney and Ratboy are going to call their kid one of Sean, Preston or London. I'm not a great fan of Sean but naming your kid after an industrial town up North or Britain's capital is rather Beckham. Why not a simple name like say William, thousands of years of history to it. The kid's going to have enough hassles in life so a simple name is a good idea.

On another track can people avoid being rude to each other in the comments as it's the sign of inferior minds. As you probably have never met each other how do you know it's long enough to reach? It must leak everywhere as only the tip goes in. And surely even if it is long enough when it's erect it must hurt bending it over like that. And the 'twice' bit is just boasting.

And all because I said Kevin was 'white trash' when I could have said he looks like a rat, and is a leech

Swany

Sydney won the AFL game they were playing last night so people are happy here (and probably annoyed in Victoria).

I am now positive the chap who invented AFL was gay. No straight man could have come up with a game with that uniform and so many chances to roll on the ground ass up. Though I hear the shorts have got bigger they are still rather short...shorts. Sadly on Barry Hall's where the only ones that came anywhere near being removed. I can think of better people for that to happen to.

Wahhhhh

Britney and White Trash Kevin have had a son...poor kid.

So much noise out of such cute a shell

One thing about Australians is the noise they can make. I know Americans can be like that too (oddly in Oxford for some reason). The cutest (even pretty) young chap can come out with enough noise to make some Greens run up and want it banned (sad lot Greens). Take this chap serving in the 'pub' last night. Looked 16 small, thin, cute with a voice that could carry over the next Shuttle launch.

The Sydney Swans went swimming (well standing in a rock pool thingy looking cold) and it's on TV as you eat. Anyone would think it's planned. If anyone in Australia with Fox Sport and a cap card wants to cap things like this and send me them feel free.

Also, the Bloom boy can't act (well he can't) but looks good, Rex Kutcher Goudie lost on Pap Idol. Must have been the best one then, and oh the treason.

I'm amazingly behind on my Emails so don't pout (unless it makes you look good).

Collaroy Bois

Collaroy is not the greatest place (think run down splendor) but the visuals aren't bad.

Stone the crows and other coloqualisms

It got cold yesterday. Thrilled to know that aren't you?

Rex Goudie or Ashton Kutcher's cuter cousin...well he could be.

If you are in the Northern Beaches area of Sydney go visit the Mona Vale Hotel as the visuals (well male waiters) are good. I recommend the tall spikey haired chap and the small loud one, though the vacany looking long black haired chap has a certain charm. Not that I'm running my trip on the totty though that said there is a very good visual collecting tickets for the Oz Trek part of this.

Enjoy

Tropical Climes

As I daily pass Mr Foot in Mouth's office I wonder how many of us have said silly things later to regret them. I bet the Mayor of New Orleans told someone those levees were high or strong enough. I won't then lynch the person who told me it would be cold here.

Sydney won the AFL or something like that. I'm sure you are thrilled to know that.

I've been to Palm Beach home of Home and Away, but no Kip Gamblin to stalk. I'm thinking of lodging a formal complaint with the New South Wales tourist board. 'Dear Sir, I came here to stalk soap stars and there were none. Forshame. Yours, Grandpa Simpson aka Bill'. I did get the thrill of seeing Bill Slater being interviewed in not much over dinner so things aren't all bad. An interesting aside Australian rugby (league I think) players wear the shortest shorts I've seen on sportsmen. And they're shiny. I could be wrong but I spy our involvement.

As for a certain Yahoo Group and certain pictures stop moaning (well the ones (OK two of you) of you that are). I'll review things later in the month and see what one can do.

A blond German Benjamin Lauth.

More laters.

DownUnder

(No, not what some of you are thinking)

Hello from Silly Hot Springs, Sydney.

This is someone called Tony being funny. Everyone laugh. [joking]

TL will for the next few weeks be updated from webcafes etc so may be less pictures more text. Considering there are hundreds of pictures on here that shouldn't be too upsetting. The order of posts may gets silly too, so sorry about that.

Baron Rogers:

Still don't see it but it's Ben Unwin:

I would quite like to play with Northampton Saints, a bit of ball control and some other rugby puns that I'm sure exist but I can't think of. My reasons for this are as follows:

The odd eyes of Adam Barnard.

The Dixon's trainee beard of Ashley Maggs.

The blond fluffness of Tom Powell.

The blotchiness of Andy Viik.

The wrinkles of Neil Starling.

The far too pretty to play rugby of Will Harries.

The tanning salon of Mark Easter.

The Noric of Ben Lewitt.

And the hairy shaggability that is Ben Cohen.

Evening (well it is here)

An odd place to put it but running a blog like mine from an Australian library (long story) is fun. I don't want to do some naff travel log like thingy or show you my holiday snaps (they'll be a slideshow of them later).

I've had to remove the Kevin McDaid pictures and Yahoo group not by choice. I'll let you guess why. Of course if any pictures here offend anyone Email me and I'll remove them...blah...blah...


Jason Furr:

Bill from Heathrow airport Terminal 4

See I told you I would post though it might be hard from the plane (and don't prattle on about wifi). Everyone enjoy the visuals and wait for my next thrilling post.

Singapore is hot and humid...bet you're thrilled to hear that. Also Jared (see the blog links) has some good new stuff.

Some nameless bit of muscled fluff from Little Britain wandering around shirtless with a big hammer well it could be a hammer but that's not what I was concentrating on. No not the quality of the woodwork on the barn either [thanks Pete].

Australian swimmer Andrew Lauterstein in his kit and his armpit [thanks Ian].

Finally author totty Nick McDonnell [thanks Clay].

Notice

I have to go abroad unexpectedly (no nothing to do with anyone finding anyone in my bed) and that will mean the post number here will decrease faster than a boybander's IQ. It also means approvals for the Yahoo group will take some time.

To fill the massive void (see I'm modest) may I suggest you go through Tottyland's archive (which oddly people don't do), go look at some of the links from here and have a look at this blog's PG Yahoo Groups.

I'll be back (said in a pretty feeble impression of an Austrian accent)

Update: The Yahoo Group is free to enter but you should be over 18 and have your age on your Yahoo Profile. (even the over 100 year olds who have joined).