Tottyland

Weekend Host (a SilverB post)

Whilst Bill is frolicking in a Land Down Under (that’s not him on the far right) he asked me if I would like to try and keep you entertained.

I obviously jumped at the chance (actually I did a little hop skip and took a mincing step or two but you know what I mean) and came up with the following.

For a weekend or two until the landlord returns expect to see men from around the world in various states of undress.

Travelling first to Denmark and København here’s a cheeky chap entertaining the crowds.

Going South and West we pop into France (have no fear we are not stopping long) to meet an old TL friend, looking all sultry and French but then breaking into a nice smile when he realises YOU are visiting.

Popping over to a stream in northern England we meet a young man who just can’t believe we decided to drop by whilst he is wandering around naked.

Then a hop skip and a jump over the Atlantic to enjoy some South American hospitability we meet a contestant in the Mr Venezuela contest.

Once he realises we’ve come to visit he does the obvious thing and gets his shirt off (he looks pleased to see us, you might note) before it clicks that it’s the drunken rabble from TL on a world tour and he whips off his trousers and flexes his muscles.

I’d just like to end this post on a personal note, would the young man with the jet black hair, piercing blue eyes and milk white skin who is currently studying computing at a university in southern England please stop changing train carriages as this is making it very difficult to cruise you.

Following you from carriage to carriage is disconcerting for both of us, you are perfectly safe unless I happen to have a bottle of maple syrup handy in which case all bets are off.

Boring bit, all pics collect off the net no infringement of copyright intended please forward any complaints (please don’t hassle Bill) to Silver.

Schönes-Wochenende everyone (I do enjoying slipping a bit of foreign in now and then, but then don’t we all).

Your weekend Maitre D, SilverB.