Tottyland

What day of the week is it

I'm back [imagines lots of cheers and chaps removing shirts and waving them above their heads]. A big thank you to SilverB for guest blogging (which I'm sure he did in the nude or is that just my fevered imagination) and thanks for you lost (mostly) being nice to him.

1,600 of you seem to have disappeared while I've been away. Doing anything fun?

Some people are cute when they try to look silly...makes you sick doesn't it? I bet he'd look good in [hint] speedos [hint] too.

On a certain boybander who is shagging a boybander and his porn past I would love to show you them but I've been very bluntly warned off. And just when I was getting linked to. I'll have to think of a clever solution.

The visuals...

I'll start with stuff kindly sent me on my less than jolly to the colonies. From Kenton, lord of all things AFL comes Cameron Mooney practicing for the night to come (and yes I spelt it right), Nick Davis who scored a lot of the points in Sydney Swans' semis victory, and some AFLers frolicing in the sea (as they do). Zach sent me this picture of Eli Marienthal who I agree has 'gotten hot' even though I have no idea what he used to look like. Finally David likes Corey [his site]. I'm not sure.

For those who like Nicholas Gonzales running around in shorts showing off part of his navel you're in luck.

Liam Plunkett is a British cricketer (did I mention we won the Ashes?) and for some odd reason had balls stuck to him and was made to bowl all the while shirtless.

Some cute model.

Poor Billy Slater go hurt and had to walk around shirtless on crutches. I'm sure the shirtless bit is vital to Billy's recovery (or so I changed his medical records to say).

Dante's Cove 'follows the lives of a group of gay and lesbian twentysomethings living in an apartment complex on the California beach'. I'm not overly impressed by the totty but the blond guy is pretty. William Gregory Lee in another gay role...becoming a pattern.

Back to the AFLers (or the short shorts sports something else ending in 'orts') Steven Armstrong, Brent Moloney, and Colin Sylia have a cuddle (probably after finding out how crap the picture makes them look), Swans in water, and finally Ryan O'Keefe and Tadhg Kennelly as shirtless as I want to lick them.