Tottyland

Boy Gate

Above is former British rugby player Ben Cohen presents a target.

Prameface's (or is it Lustface) Sean Verey doing adorkable or blessworthy whilst shirtless to an Oscar winning level.

 Doctors' Nicolas Woodman's character gets disturbed whilst in bed with a rather overdressed lass and fire extinguisher. In case you're wondering it's a very heavy handed safe sex message rammed into (bah boom) a daytime soap.

And Kiwi former swimmer now canoeist Steven Ferguson shirtless with a quiff.