Tottyland

iTotty

We all knew it would happen (and it's name would begin with 'i') so here is a sex toy add on for your iPod. Old fashioned that I am a human being has always been the best source of 'sensitive stimulation' for me but each to their own. I mean I don't get it why this chap got so much cash for such a pants idea (a bit like Microsoft and Windows and AOL and everything they touch). He (who is apparently 'cute') even has a fanclub (people really, really need lives). We have to be nice though as he comes from Wiltshire.

Do I sound bitter? Old speckled hen...now I do.

As requested by a number of people (though done through a portable aerial hence the multicolour'ed snow) is Robert Shannon doing his gladiator bit in Colosseum - A Gladiator's Story in which he wandered around in armour and out of it, took a bath and at every possible moment showed off his armpits with amour on and with it off. Most of the time Robert stayed silent which was good as when he did open his mouth his voice really ruined the butch personna he had created just by being, well butch.

Jake Gyllenhaal in a posing pouch sadly covered by a rifle, though it does give scope for 'Is that an AK47 in your pouch...' jokes. You can find more Jarhead photos at I heart Jake.

Ashley Harrison (on right (the chap on the left is Andrew Welsh who I thought people might like so I didn't crop him out and has anyone noticed sometimes there is more between brackets than not between them?)) is an Australian rugby player who had to do a photoshoot which involved showing off his six or possibly eight pack, playing with tools he has no idea how to use, getting painted and giving me ideas (I wonder what he's actually doing).

Finally random cute DVD cover boy.