Tottyland

Penility

Channel 4, the place hacks go if they find the BBC too right wing, is showing three programmes 'studying all things penile'. Simply it's a chance to show loads of male members without it being classed as porn.

New Zealand rugby player Andrew Ellis, and Australian rugby player playing in New Zealand Grant Rovelli (not Karl's Italian cousin) training shirtless with two other chaps.

Rick di Pietrio is a cute American ice hockey player who like most ice hockey players uses playing on ice far too much as an excuse to stay clothed.

I'm not sure (though someone is bound to tell me) how running around in shallow waters in your swimming trunks holding balls of many colours is supposed to help Carlton AFL team win matches. What I do know (now that is) is that they make pink buoys, which will generate no end of puns an innuendo.

Not really my type but I do get the occasion request for British boxer Amir Khan
in his 'kit' which is really being out of it.

Australian runners Matthew Brown and James Dolphin run in those shorts...you know the ones that...

Finally Australia long jumper Christopher Noffke, who has the pseudo perm which has become so popular with the young in the colonies, pulling faces as he lands.