Tottyland

Better last time?

A request for Paul Tulip from the second series of The Apprentice UK lets me have a bit of a ramble (with visuals) about it. Now the second series of any reality show always in my opinion is worse because the contestants know what is going to happen and are in it more to become 'stars'. Now on the totty front expecting a lot from a give us a job wideboy is silly but when this is the best you know things are bad. Admittedly Syed is not as annoying as Paul from Season One (but then again nor are genital warts) but I wanted to get into Ben from last season's pants while Syed's can stay firmly on.

British actor Shaun Evans played a male prostitute in Murder City and thus got his kit off. This isn't the first time young Shaun has done that and thus he has excellent taste in roles.

By request here's Australian rugby player Tony Grimaldi. Though short shorts can make the mediocre attractive I don't see that happening here. Well at least he's not pictured next to talent like with English rugby players David Doherty (of the Suffolk Dohertys no doubt) and Danny Care.

Alistair Cook cricket prodigy and general bit of fluffness (even in silly kit) needs to go training in a hot country.

Ian Perrie shows off his left one, Cameron Mooney his right, Barnaby French goes for both, and Adam Bentick gets cut off.