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Cola Wars

There is one thing you should never do if you are caught doing something naughty and that's try and explain.

Say you are in a boyband and you go to a club, meet a nice guy, adjourn to the toilets, you sit down, he pulls down your trousers then your pants, and gets between your legs his head next to your groin and someone takes a picture. Now the best move is 'no comment' but the fool tries to explain. He claims he drank too much cola, was sick over his T shirt, thus took it off and the picture is of his fellow band member Jay Khan picking him up. Like with people who 'fall' on vacuum attachments all he's done is turn a possible into a probable and keep the story running.

You'd think considering who represents a large part of a boyband's target market coming out wouldn't be that bad a thing.

Andres Williams shirtless in bed on the stage in The Graduate.

British actor/singer Austin Drage [his site] has worked out how to promote himself (and not by having too much cola) by showing off a lot of flesh (more here). He also lets you download some of his songs.

Mr Melissa Joan Hart Lesley Gillian and German handballer Torsten Jansen.

Norio kindly pointed me towards these caps of Christian Coulson lying on a bed shirtlessly [credit] and his own pictures of Christian and his chest hair.

Finally today's random cute guy in tight wet jeans.