Tottyland

Plastic Boy

Above is British diver Jack Laugher naked but looking horribly like a toy for adults.

Australian actor Robert Morley, who goes by Bob too avoid confusion by the stupid, thought he was treated as a 'meat puppet' on the soap Home and Away. To counter that Bobby has sought out roles in which he has had to be shirtless or naked on screen. Perhaps he doesn't like having short hair either.

And in Australia, Tom Burgess is too big for his speedos (and most things), and some AFLers on the beach, just.