Tottyland

Rear Boy

To avoid Eustace Scrubb flashes Will Poulter is better from behind.

Ugo Venel is a French actor who plays toy boy to an older chap in the excuse to wear armour French version of Odysseus. Stares aside Ugo looks overdressed in comparison to cast mate Neils Schneider.

And at the cinema you can either see Zac Efron do odd things to lavatories or Henry Cavill's super chest hair.